Jeff Dunham - Spark of Insanity - Achmed Pt. 1

[vivianachick111]

hey can anyone tell me wat a infadel is?

[Sakoguy101]

@vivianachick111 Muslims refer to andbody that doesn't follow there religoin an infadel

[ChrisWifeyKeri]

@vivianachick111 a disbeliever of islam

[xXdenisychevXx]

>>-----(knee)---->

[imhereforthejunkfood]

m a muslim, and i find thismfuckin funny, cuz i have a sene of humour

[georgiporegy123]

Good evening infadel..terrorfying terrorist..lol x

[monarchstudio]

@illmaticminds it's people like u that will never make 911 go away and for the record he's doing something that a lot of comedians do make fun of terrorist so fucking relax get laid or something or you can live in the nightmare that was 911 and make damn sure the terrorist keep winning

[TheLaughingMatter123]

Achmed: "Are you scared?"

Jeff: "Not really no."

Achmed: Grrrrr "And now?"

Jeff: "Not really no."

Achmed: "Oh" ARRRRRRRR "How bout' now?"

Jeff: "No"

Achmed: "God dammit.... OH, OH, uh i mean, Alah dammit"

XD

[thepokemon757]

Suggestion videos If Achmed Had Skin Pt 2

[HumzzaaProductions]

suck ur dad's dick racist piece of shit

[HumzzaaProductions]

Fucking bastard

[HumzzaaProductions]

Fuck you, u fucking white bastard fuck u americans.... Suck ya dick

[HumzzaaProductions]

racist joking Jeff Muntley ass

[baxax1]

This is wyay funnier than the new one with his son

[selenagomez0213]

SILENCE..... keel you

[0208connie]

Jeff is my hero...making the world laugh with all of his well made characters, the voices, the interactions between all of them. He's a comic genius.

[TheJayman140]

i look at the clock and it said 9:11 and laugh cause i was waching this

[TheGoldndog]

lol, i was afraid for my life!

[soccerpeace3]

.. I never noticed his beard until now.

[unnamedshuffler]

silence...... i kiiiiiilllll you doesnt matter how many times i hear this it never gets old

[pickleyum]

Achmed must be related to Murray from Monkey Island.

[vanilly1010]

i love it :D

[illmaticMINDS]

This comedy is racist simple and plain. Approximately 3,000 people died in the 9/11 terrorist attacks this is a horrible fact, but approximately 112,000 documented innocent men women and children have died to date from the Iraq war. Jeff has the nerve to make fun of middle eastern people while they are dying everyday and praise the military for killing them.Just google the burnt mangled bodies and try to laugh at this after. Honestly fuck this comedy sketch, shit ain't funny.

[neoek2575]

@illmaticMINDS Then why are you watching it!!!!!????? Dislike it then fuck off

[spikeharusame]

@illmaticMINDS dude he's not mocking the innocents, he's mocking the FUCKING EXTREMIST BASTARDS WHO ATTACKED THIS GREAT NATION! my god, the only muslims I have any problems with are the terrorists, they actually violated the Koran by attacking

[TheEminemluva123]

luv dis

[brownking96]

STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zickhardy]

Muslim is not terrorist.

[LifeUnforgetable]

You switch the channel and I'll KEEL YOU!

[Merosalv96]

128 Have been Murdered By Achmed XD

[Pantelis342]

128 persons are terrorists!!!

[Liviu569]

Cool clip keep it on

[platinumpikachu13]

hold on i need some money, let me run to infidelity bank real quick...

[foxgirl1300]

124 people got scared achmed.

[TheDaimOriginal]

WHY HE NO DIY WHEN HE BLOEW UP ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

[AmfalPoint0]

Wtf I luv it

Garrrrrrrr

[whatthehellyoucare]

who do you spell it ? :aaa  ccc hhhhhh flemmmm hahahahahhaha SILENCE I KEEL YOU O_O

[db0lover]

actully the real way to say achmed is ahmed without "ch" thing

[youngaRLK]

when did blatant racism become funny anyone who likes this has been brainwashed

wake up go read a book

[freewheeler88]

@youngaRLK

Why don't YOU WAKE UP!!< Read a book and learn what racism is.

Anyone who has any education should know that Muslim, or Terrorist, is NOT A RACE!!

[0208connie]

@freewheeler88

That's right....if we want to talk about prejudice in any form...let's talk about How he stereotypes the elderly with Walter, or the Hispanic people with Senor Jalapeno.

Dang...humor is meant to poke fun at anything and everything.

[SONOFHERO52]

@youngaRLK tell it to the 3.000 dead on 9/11 TORY

[acesaberaau]

jeff: how do u spell it

achcmed: a c hc med

[RandomxPosterxGirl]

123 people are terrorists

[Desphias]

I was working with our new Muslim manager. I had to keep from laughing my ass off when she seriously screamed out "Allah" after burning her finger

[TheFunnykid33]

his balls must have gotten really fucked up as he ends up getting higher and higher pitched when he says "i keel you!" lmao

[gamernihad]

toss a penny and watch the jews fight :P

[mwaldron14905]

A...C...Phelm....lol....

[mrasiandood]

how come this video just makes me want to come back and back

[MrSir48]

Love you jeff! you made smile after a long day :)

Muslims are COMPLETELY against terrorism. It is a absolutely prohibited.

It is very shameful to see people think that most Muslims are terrorists when in fact we are very peaceful.And it is also shameful,there are people like bin laden doing this DISGUSTING thing :(

[RandomxPosterxGirl]

@MrSir48 i had some muslim friends. they were really nice.

[SONOFHERO52]

@MrSir48 well goooolllyyy MRmuslim....and just look at all the muslims speaking out against terrorism...can't you hear them ...( cricket sounds)???...well there goes your theory..lol

[MrSir48]

@SONOFHERO52 blame your media lol

[ilovedancingxoxo1]

@SONOFHERO52 Please, do not be this disrespectful, we do not disrespect you like this....

[EmOputty]

@MrSir48 the quran says that you can lie about your faith if it spreads the cause of islam, but im a christian and honestly, no offense to to any muslims out there, i dont quite trust muslims

[MrSir48]

@EmOputty where did you get that 'info' from? I can't believe you think like that.

you need to come to the arabian gulf countries and watch how peaceful we are,you'll be shocked. its okay that you don't trust muslims yet but you will :). Just come to the gulf countries and watch for yourself,trust me,your media is deceiving you. anyways,thanks for being truthful and I really respect Christians :)

[EmOputty]

@MrSir48 i know they can be nice people if you get to know them, but when it comes to religious affairs, i wont trust them right off the bat. either way, im only 14 so i cant go over there. and i also only speak english and a little bit of Korean (learned through Taekwondo)

[MrSir48]

@EmOputty I am 16 :) and if you come to the cities,you can talk to them in English. You can trust muslims in everything,the extremists ruined the reputation of our religion. Here in the city,we adore Americans and America. When have you seen a 'normal' arab citizen in your media? they only show the extremists and terrorists. :(

[bustin75]

@MrSir48 muslims are against terrorism huh. Iran, pakistan, obama ... yup ya could have fooled me.

[MrSir48]

@bustin75 try coming to the middle east for once and watch some television. ads and commercials about against terrorism are everywhere. please do not create rumors about something you don't know about. Thats stupidity and ignorance.

[aurabluebop]

@MrSir48 SILENCE!! I KEEL YOU!!

[KitKatKowgirl339]

so uh acmed ITS ACHMED well thats wat i said NO YOU SAID ACMED ITS ACHMED CHM CHM CHM

[BloodWolf752]

Jeff: what was the last thing that went trough your mind?

Achmed: My ass

Me: lol

[theclearer1996]

terrorism is prohibited in islam

[theclearer1996]

muslims aren't terrorists. Allah said in the quran that killing an innocent will take the killer to hell.

in short, VIOLENCE is prohibited in ISLAM except for DEFENDING yourself.

i live in saudi arabia and never came across a SINGLE violent person in my whole life.

and there is no word called ACHMED in arabic.

[lamcoco1]

@theclearer1996 oh, it's just comedy, don't take it THAT seriously.

[theclearer1996]

@lamcoco1 no, its just that most non muslims think muslims are terrorists. so i was defending my religion saying that islam prohibits terrorism.

[PuppyThief]

@theclearer1996 All religions do - and still there are extremists of all believes. It's tragic! I understand that you want to defend your religion, Islam is way too often associated with terrorism, even though there are many peaceful Muslims... :(

[theclearer1996]

@PuppyThief thanks man! you really read my mind.

[mollysangelique]

achmed is the best tali ban al qaida wraak pop opblazen

[danniru11]

My mom went to c him tonite...luckyyyy

[rosebabymom]

I *fucking love Jeff dunham

[Daniel20Ionut]

is brilliant :)):)):)):))jeff u are so damn good D

[dlweihs]

How is that racist??

[dlweihs]

I LOVE ACHMED!!!! HE IS THE GREATEST!!!!



[acmetnt23]

119 people are islam

[HSOON38]

@acmetnt23

if i doesn't like racist that mean i'm terrorist

really that was not funny that make fun of other

Beliefs and religions

when come to the jews any joke make you a Racist

when come to muslims you can say any thing you want

about them and that Will be so funny and you will be a Famous and really cool

[tsusajop]

@acmetnt23 you idiot

[lealowo]

@AirsoftandExplosions remember when people posted things of their own instead of imitating a bunch of sad buddies struggling for popularity?

[firsouTV]

@AirsoftandExplosions Dude, all this you are talking about is making youtube free. So unless you wanna spam to make us pay for youtube, then yeah, keep spamming.

[megvagyimmartizenyol]

guys, i have a bad english, and i dont know how to spell it.. whats "infidel" ??

[IPRANKTheFool]

@megvagyimmartizenyol itz like people of lower class to him or as you could say stupider than him or a servent to him

[megvagyimmartizenyol]

@IPRANKTheFool aaaaaah, i get it, thx :P

[prinses855]

A....C....phlegm hahahha

[kawiigirl123]

SILENCE! I KEELLL YOU!!

[GracelynSilverBlade]

SILENCE ..... I KEEEL YOU!!!!!

[skhul11]

DEATH TO AMERICA!

[Angelacookie]

LOL allah dammit



[WolfGurl041200]

are u scared? no.....RAWR!!!! How bout now? no not rly.....rawrrrrrr! now? no.....gosssa dammit!! lol say in *** dammit is using jis name in vain

[mcgyvr2009i]

@WolfGurl041200 lol gosssa dammit. That's hilarious.

[Zeboworld]

@mcgyvr2009i it is Allah Dammit

[Aeleita1]

a...c...phlegm! roflol

[crifoter69]

There was a holloween decoration like Achmed from Target a while back.  We called him Seymour Bones, and fixed him until there was nothing left to fix.

[The1Mickonator]

lol look at his neck

[KruLe1705]

how did you make the achmed please make a tutorial about how to make it... 

[toezo5000]

hey bin laden SILENCE WE KILEED YOU

[rouge601]

it's ironic because achmed is in Washington D.C.

and he's a terroprists

[rouge601]

it's ironic because achmed is in Washington D.C.

[SwissBmxRider]

1:25 HAHA..xD WUT!?

[jamaicanchavelle]

silence i ,kill u

[sonicrulez92]

0:48 lolololololol

[moonettialynn]

lmao

[RLSEI]

whenever i tell my class in school to b quiet i always just yell SILENCE! it works!

i ALWAYS hear a tiny voice saying "i kill you" its f***ing hilarious

[tantomoriremotutti]

What the hell is those subtitles?

[EnglandMr]

I kill you

[METALMASTER2094]

Je fa fa :D

[BradyParker3412]

where do you get these puppets?

[fieryhand]

@BradyParker3412

He makes them and had a couple made for him.

[MrJimmyNewton]

GREAT WORK !  HEY I GOT VIDS LIKE REDNECK TWINS TANDY AND GAY RANDY TO LAUGH AT ...PLUS BLUESY GUITAR RIFFS TAKE A LOOK ALOHA JIMMY

[guitarguide4u2]

Jeff dunham has to think b4 he speaks bcause hes.hurtin other peoples feeling

[987654321XBOXMAN]

silence i kill you

[firsouTV]

Guys, I'm muslim and I don't find that offensive. I find that very funny indeed ! So stop hating guys, it's only comedy !

[glostagirl77]

STOP TOUCHING MEEEE!! I KILL YOU! lol so funny

[warhawk40]

I wonder if Jeff will create a Bin Laden puppet like Achmed.

[evilgamers1]

@warhawk40 so you think of that after he gets owned by the US army rangers very strange

[Irishbaby1223]

Silence!!!! I kill u!!!! :) makes me laugh every time :)

[Irishbaby1223]

OMG so funny let's see A umm C umm flimgggg

[23misssila]

its soo fuunneyy .:)

SILENCE ! I KILL U ! :)

[jcpunk914]

Wayy funnier now that Bin laden is dead :D

[bundeskanzlerinIslam]

@jcpunk914 he´s dead for ten years. haha i love the video.It´s soooooooooooooo funny xD

[Ches918]

@bundeskanzlerinIslam Ten years? :)) I thought that was like just last month? :))

[bundeskanzlerinIslam]

@Ches918 thats the official version. I do believe that he died ten years ago.But now thats not relevant, beacause hes officially also dead. HAHHA "i feel fine." HAHAHAHHA :))

[tjandjintheATL]

I FIND THIS SO APPROPRIATE NOW... LOL... ALWAYS LOVED IT BUT LOVE IT EVEN MORE NOW... HOPE YOU COME OUT W/ A NEW ONE SOON!!! :)

[MrJUNE224]

GUEST WAT AS I WATCH THIS TODAY MAY 1ST THEY ANNOUNCE THAT UNITED STATE NAVY DEAL HAS KILL OSAMA BIN LADEN. RIGHT KNOW ON TV THERE ARE 1,000 OF PPL IN GROUND ZERO ARE CELEBRATING THE DEATH OF THE WOST PCS OF CRAP IN THE WORLD. OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD. MAY 1, 2011..

[JacobFCO]

This character just got a lot funnier after the recent news!!

[GamerFromJump]

Jeff Dunham has more stones than half of Congress and most of Europe, just by the fact that he does this bit.

[StephenieMcD2008]

How do you spell it? WHAT!?!?!

[commando414]

SILLENCE!!! I KEEL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[countrygirl1462]

does any1 else think that achmed looks like a halloween decoration that u'd hang on ur porch XD

[commando414]

@countrygirl1462 lol

[ron88norwood]

how bout now?

no

god dammit! oh! oh! i mean ah.....ala dammit.

[Geno972]

God damnit... Oh... I mean Allah, Allah dammit...

SILIENCE! I kill u!

[Lesbianjaf]

What kind of terrorist? A terrifying terrorist

[3roxiux51]

he dosnt say kill he says keel :D

[lehuyhoang22]

haha

[purplechic66]

Achmed is so funny... I love it!!!

[etal7]

i kill you

[anitoons2]

its akhmed. lol like khara

[hplove823]

so youre a terrorist?

yes...i am a terrorist..

what kind of terrorist?

a terrifying.........terrorist

[jman52278]

ah ah ah i mean Allah Dammit

[rofllifeskittler]

Amazing so funny at :37, ala dammit

[SWARMLORD13]

Achmed is Awesome start with him instead of walter...... HE HAS GAS

[iksdekochamto]

OMG Man how are you do it , you have to teach me ! YOU ARE SO GREAT !!!

[animewatcher081]

lol this is soo funny i watched it 100x agian!

[MoreEvil777]

Remember when you could watch a video without having to sit through a commercial?

Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

Remember when all the info was to the right of the video

Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?

Remember the famous yellow subscribe button

Remember when the users controlled the site and now corporations?

WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE

post this in every video and lets start a youtube revolution

[omarkole]

@MoreEvil777 haha i started that

[newtownlegends]

@MoreEvil777

If we din't have vevo we would have to pay to watch. Just leave it alone and be happy that you can watch them at all. I'm sick of the stupid ads too, but atleast I don't have to pay for each video to make up for the ads money.

[PineapplePyschic]

Coment board:

Silence I kill you! (look away, look back, look away, look back, look away)

[BlncyahCom]

{وَلَن تَرْضَى عَنكَ الْيَهُودُ وَلاَ النَّصَارَى حَتَّى تَتَّبِعَ مِلَّتَهُمْ قُلْ إِنَّ هُدَى اللّهِ هُوَ الْهُدَى وَلَئِنِ اتَّبَعْتَ أَهْوَاءهُم بَعْدَ الَّذِي جَاءكَ مِنَ الْعِلْمِ مَا لَكَ مِنَ اللّهِ مِن وَلِيٍّ وَلاَ نَصِيرٍ }البقرة120

[FastPonyGT]

The 102 who object to this comedy act should be sacrificed for Klondike Bars.

[13holywarriors]

Oh my holy god this thing completed my night

[SugaNuzz]

@darklight294

You don't get it do you? Achmed is supposed to be a muslim (in the story of suicide bombers, aren't they muslims?) To them God's name is Allah. So it is appropriate for him to say "Allah damn it" rather than "God damn it!" even though that is not an actual English term.

[MissSunshine1281]

HhhHhHhHhhHhHhH... ahahahahhahaha.. always makes me laugh xD

[razkowski]

100 people had orgasims and accidentally hit dislike

[TheEmilymolly]

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[ammadasify]

Dude this video is for fun not for telling people that Islam is about terrorism, get it?

[BlncyahCom]

@ammadasify

hope u had good time by ppl who was laughing about your god and the arabic language

as long we have ppl like you we always we will stay in the same spot you must be proud or your religion ♥

[VTC1000HP]

@ammadasify Shut up !

[209451]

Silence, I keel you!!!

[q8ya1993]

LOL :p