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  • blurpaderbadurb

  • If Sparklez were gay... I would be a happy panda.

  • CaptinSparkles kinda sounds like Tobuscus

  • @ the self destruct part, it reminds me of Piranha 3D :p

  • Lol he sang it right!

  • first time you swear

  • you sang it wong! i has it as mah ring tone! 

  • jordan im sry but u sound like a constipated person wen u go...HUUUUUUUUH

  • HA HA HA

    

  • Combine V2.1 is my FAVORITE.

  • It's a Machoke not a Machop

  • I watch yogscast, TB, omfgcata, everything :P

  • Walcome back!

  • @CaptainSparklez no there is no unlockables in happy wheels. Jim Bonnaci will make more characters and stuff.

  • if you go in the door its a sheald if you go in it

  • Skin fijo amigo

  • those people are the only people available, now including santa

  • UberhaxorNova is funnier

  • @MariRkoChannel so true

  • THAT'S A MACHOKE YOU FUCK.

  • did anyone notice that CJ was in the vid???

  • captinsparkelz i am from the futere all have to say that there is a santa clause that can fly thats all i can say

  • I dont know why but i yust like your voice a lot

  • that grey block you hit before the psychic fight is a door. Behind the door is a lever to put up a shield.

  • He triggered the shortcut and just ignored it! lol

  • @ 6:28 just keep your breathing steady and apply pressure to the wound!!!!

  • it's not his fault he always loses his legs....

  • @KrayzFatman at least darkness 2 is better than fucking how to save on a car loan...

  • he sounds like joel from roosterteeth(caboose)

  • @rjtheaewsome1 Yeah me to but abit different and cool.

  • LOLOL

  • if you go back into the dark door just before the mewtew fight there is this lever pull that and then you will get a shield :D

  • 3:30 chrome plug

  • @FawfulTheGreat103 i watch the yogscast to and i also agree that that both of these people are awesome

  • did anyone notice th lawn mower sucked up and cut up all of the other chacters

  • Actually, Call of Duty Elite is NOT knocking on my door.

  • its for later space

  • He sometimes reminds me of caboose (RvB)

  • @bweindel same here

  • You don't unlock the character, Totaljerkface makes new characters. And the newest one is Santa :)

  • im scared

  • shenanigans really

  • Troll face at 6:29

  • It's for later space

  • i wach yogcast

  • thumbs if u wathcin this in 2011

  • Machoke. Not Machop.

  • Shave

  • 400,000TH VIEWER!

  • ecxactly 400k views lol

  • You sound like caboose from red vs. Blue!

  • @gensmiles1 Chilled sounds more like caboose lol

  • Dude on the Pokemon level , just befor the psychic bit you kept hitting a door :L if you went into the wall you reach a hidden switch that protects you from the psychic lol :) now ou can complete it

  • I love captinsparklez, but also the yogscast they are both awsome!

  • t(■-■t)

  • 7:21 The man was... yeah.

  • BUCKET UP SEGWAY MAN!

  • isent this the first episode?

  • Anyone else watch the yogscast too? :3 both of these poeple are awesome

  • @FawfulTheGreat103 i watch yogscast

  • @FawfulTheGreat103 I DO they both are AWESOME =3

  • @FawfulTheGreat103 Hatventures, Yogscast, and Sparklez are all epic!:)

  • @FawfulTheGreat103 same u should also watch toby aka. tobuscus

  • @FawfulTheGreat103 i think these people should meet thumbs up if you agree

  • thumbs up if you seem to get the same fucking 'Darkness II' advert on all of his happy wheels videos...

  • @KrayzFatman i keep getting COD elite ads

  • @KrayzFatman i'm only happy wen final fantasy 13-2 comes on I HATE DARKNESS 2

    ADVERTS

  • @KrayzFatman Nope I got some shitty CoD advert.

  • @KrayzFatman Nope Old Republic.

  • @KrayzFatman star wars and sony tablet....

  • his face at 3:32 made me laugh for so long

  • @KrayzFatman I do not suffer from this. I have on Firefox

  • @KrayzFatman use adblocker

  • @KrayzFatman JAAAAAAACKIE!!!!!!!!

  • @KrayzFatman why would we get an ad. Anyone smart uses ad block on google chrome

  • @KrayzFatman nope, I got a proactiv commercial with Justin Bieber in it

    lol

  • @KrayzFatman I use adblock so no

  • @KrayzFatman I get skincare adverts...

  • @KrayzFatman I don't get adverts because I have adblock plus, it's very helpful.

  • (⌐■_■) Cool cat

  • 6:34 oops

  • oh wow i didnt know there was more than pikachu :)D

  • I want this game now1

  • @doomsdaybringer1 its free lol - totaljerkface(dot)com

  • 2:28 he got crushed by the chain.

  • <3 Love It! <3

  • MACHOKE

    NOT MACHOP

  • (insert troll comment here) :troll:

  • we can do other people later on

    that's what she sa, oh i can't be asked

  • whrs 12:05

  • SPEED BRIDGGGGGGE!!!

  • CRAP!! i luv u captain sparkles!

  • FUCK YOU PEOPLE ! GET OUTTA MY WAY IM SAVIN MYSELF

  • we can do other people later ........

  • you sound like caboose from rvb

  • at 06:24 he imitates a poop!!!

  • Cpt.Sparkles got the WTFBOOM timed to perfection.

  • i won the pokemon thing

    

  • Thumbs up for Pom hehehehehe

  • yes bummblebee

  • You have to get through that black door to activate a shield to block the psychic power

  • 6:35 his intestine is coming out of the torso

  • hahahahahha this reminds me of ragequit, but calm.

  • is he saying fuck up?? 6:36

  • Hahaha his old channel liked this video.

  • can u tell me how to record while playing happy wheels and how to upload to u2b

  • his reaction to the combine is dif than huskys

  • 6:34 tis only a flesh wound

  • "let's chill here for a lil' so we don't catch up to him" lawlipop

  • Thumbs up for pom Beatcha read that wrong ;)

  • I just realised how much he looks like whiteboy7thst

  • captainsparklez is sexy.

  • Sparklez you butchered the song!

  • you have to beet alot of levels

  • 001

  • Yay this was uploaded on my birthday!!!

    *he said, clearly annoyed that he and other people say that*

  • He looks like he is gonna throw up when he dies

  • HATLESS SPARKLEZ

  • its indiana jones in the cristal happy wheel

  • i love how he knows all the names and the song...

  • my real quest? its my real test lol

  • u have to wait for a certain day to come for new characters (santa is a new character he can fly if you hold space)

  • i suck at it!

  • u are so good at that game!!!!!

  • He was so happy when he finally completed the car chase, it made me happy too.....

  • I finished the combine in 1 try and you epic failed it.

  • YOU FAIL AT TEH POKEMANZ SONG

  • You should of actvated the safe screen where u didnt wanna.goo.

  • ya ya blown up he he

  • Hes looks familiar :/

  • Depending on the angle of your head you kind of look like Sylar.

  • There is no such thing as too much speed.

  • thumbs up if you beat the pokemon thing

  • ya look like orlando bloom!

  • i made the combine easly

  • Ant did that combine lvl

  • You should go down that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @CaptainSparklez you have a really nice voice but not as much emotion as other people like tobuscus or uberhaxornova. you could have so much more potential if you added more emotion. (dont rage at me captain fans) -Sincerely A supportive subscriber.

  • To much speed...

    ROLF

  • the combine is sssosooooo easy!!!!

  • Did CaptainSparklez just cuss?

  • Mewtwo just threw little boys at you!:P

  • Old man , assuming the position at 0:53. ;3

  • i just got a 3 min add

  • "minecart man" ? thats indiana jones lolz

  • its a ear not its heart

  • @wolf6525 Quoted from UberHaxorNova

    

  • @wolf6525 its a heart. whenever your body is left it focuses on your chest

  • mine cart guy is indiana jones from the temple of doom

  • hes m,ad boring

  • pedo bear are you sure hes not too old i mean really he was singing pokemon and i think he got all of it right?

  • 3:15 Windows Of Fucking Course :P!

  • "really man.... face" at 3:32

  • @Mustacheoro I use firefox :3 I feel safer

  • @Mustacheoro it hates me

  • @Mustacheoro i use chrome if safari gets messed up for whatever reason. chrome puts 500 "chrome" processes and slows my computer, and internet explorer has no secutiry features, and safari is easier on my hard disk.

  • Thumbs up if you play Happy Wheels too!

  • u have to get to the big ramp the u prittymuch safe lol it slows it down 

  • grrr this was irritating to watch as a hardcore pokefan >.< he kept saying machop and i was like noooooope machoke! and the voltorb had only red instead of red and white! Ohh Noooooo! D: lol i feel like im way to old to care/ know about these kind of things but oh well i cant helps ittt :P nerd rage <3

  • @zombieGoliath It IS Machop. Machoke is kinda purpleish.

    Voltorb was red to imitate the effects right before an explosion.

  • @ShadooTheHedgehog the voltorb thing might be correct after all so props to you but that is machoke for sure. if u look at the arms there are purple lines on them. machop does not have lines of any color on his arms and machoke has purple lines on his arms. i believe we are at a stalemate good sir

  • @zombieGoliath Get your facts right. Machop is light blue, Machoke is purple.

  • @ShadooTheHedgehog no dumbshit get YOUR facts right! machop doesnt have lines on his arm aslo he has ribs showing not pecks. machoke has lines on his arms and has pecks... nice try though better luck next time

  • @zombieGoliath Bro, you expect a FULLY DETAILED SPRITE in a game where it's hard as hell to do so?

    Machop.

    Gtfo.

  • @ShadooTheHedgehog oh and machop's ribs are always showing and machoke has pecks :P

  • -fangirl scream- QuQ

  • BUCKET UP

  • i want to see the yogscast play this game