Man vs. Wild: Fish-Head Breakfast

[poemeltje11]

I bet the camera man eats hamburgers every episode.

[MrSheissen1]

Why would you boil water in a plastic bottle when you have a container.

[plopsywhopsy]

@MrSheissen1 EXACTLY! Was just about to say that.

[SpeshAli]

@MrSheissen1 because he's showing us how to do it... not for his own benefit, it is a TV programme you mong

[drdudemeister]

Bear grylls doesn't survive nature, nature survives Bear Grylls

[xXKyotachiXx]

quite stupid to boil water in plastic bottles.

I wouldn't recommend any survivor to do this. even if it's just for surviving.

[kuudez]

@xXKyotachiXx are you the host of a hit tv survival show?

[Bain0o]

@kuudez

when you boil water in plastic,all the chemicals of the plastic bottle will be soluted into the water....thats not realy healthy. But hey, TV is alright right!

[skxcafe]

아 저 물 환경호르몬 쩔텐데...ㅜㅜ

[igelbeatz]

Bear things anything's a fucking delicacy...LOL.

[roleplayas1]

fish heads is awesome :)

[MrLeontey]

Anybody notice he uses the word "delicacy" a lot?

[MrDisliker11]

Not even Chuck Norris could beat Bear Grylls

[1heartless1]

In other countries... lol that would be philippines XD

[madhatten00]

in some countries women end up drinking piss almost daily cause their men don't know how to make it last longer

[CapitanIGhostI]

Chuck Norris has the mighty Bear Grylls as chef

[310shadow310]

I hate the way he says vitamins....

[Drakenrider]

you know bear grylls... you can just boil the water in the metal cup then fill the water in the plastic bottle. intead boil the water in the plastic bottle :D

[FungusBungus]

@Drakenrider GENIUS :P

[BGVicious94]

@Drakenrider And what if you don't have the metal cup ? huh ?

[Drakenrider]

@BGVicious94 then he must use his plastic bottle?

[itsMUSICY]

wtf why would you do that?!!!! The chemicals ad toxins inside the plastic will start leaking into the water!!!

[Asemahdi3]

better boil my own piss!

[awais142]

Hey bear is boiling your camera man edible to?

[ZaZ30001]

better drink my own piss!

[harriboharry97]

now im just gunna boil this fish head, in my own piss!

[usmc11able]

lol everything to bear grylls is a delicasy in some corner of bumfuck and you got a pretty mouth area of the world

[incertcoolnamehere]

ha anyone noticed he always say "this SHOULD be ok"

[Th3Gold3nB00m3r]

uh oh the water has too much plastic better drink my own piss!

[MrSprawlNBrawl]

Water at 100 degrees celcius? who gives a fuck im thirsty - Bear Grylls.

[eddi3zeltzin]

he liks to eat dat HEAD JZT LIK HE LIKS PISS

[Krad3r1]

i eat fish eyes cause im asian. nothin wrong with dat braH

[Annihilator909]

@Krad3r1 i'm asian and i dont eat fish eyes, i barely eat any fish lol

[nzempirestatemusic]

we eat fish heads here in nz, its yum if you cook it the right way. and if it has lots of meat on it too lol

[grazenificationful]

I bet there will be better nutrition somewhere else. It's a drink. That comes from you.

[MatchBoy117]

All of you bastards who keep persisting on the piss jokes are not funny... -___-

[1992jamo]

@MatchBoy117 To get the energy.. to persist in jokes throughout the day... I better drink my own piss.

[MatchBoy117]

@1992jamo haha..ha...FAGGOT COCK SUCKER BITCH LICKER ASS NIGGER!!!

[kageryuu1208]

@MatchBoy117

Took the words right out of my mouth. ^_^

[MrJoeAndRobbie]

thats going to have all sorts of BPA

[TheAmybeast]

I feel bad for him. Because whenever his wife makes him somethign he doesn't like, she can use the good 'ol "OH! You'll eat a fish head but you won't eat my boiled squash" line...

[MrBadApple999]

@TheAmybeast i think the ''u drank your own piss!'' line would be worse

[philpotsly]

Haha, that bottle will release tons of plasticisers that will shrink his penis.

[davidnned]

a plastic bottle, better piss in it and drink my own piss

[bluespy4]

this guys awesome

[ariebarbaar]

2 words: drink piss

[charlieisgone]

had a nice breakfast with fishhead. Time to drink my own piss.

[TheRoyalFreshness69]

Ever heard of a PB&J?

[ProfitableLifestyles]

And what I've also got is this plastic bottle... Time to drink my own piss

[AceProdigyMusic]

veet-amins



[PointlessButtonTehee]

he cuts his hair with a knife ? ;D

[RibberDibber11]

Gollum :D

[vevegir]

since when did thoses piss jokes start i wonder o.o

[The0pticMedia]

I don't even wanna know what comes outta that ass of yours....

[gtechnicalassistant]

No biggie in Japan they eat radioactive tuna.

[Gussyman123]

anyone know where to find the rest of this exact program?? :D

[fragger91]

@Gussyman123 discovery channel.

[TheInciderr]

you see that camera man?? its full of protein :D

[MoenFilm]

@TheInciderr really original, please go and die under a rock :)

[IWantKhat]

I ate my pets and drunk my urine easy! /watch?v=ialf5-IDZw4

[Trakheed]

this bottle of drinking water is perfect for filling with piss

[Deathfromtheright]

Who needs a fork, when you can use a knife

[darkwerl]

soup plus water nice combination :D

[blueX49er]

*kneels next to large lake*

as you can see, theirs no clean water here, so i better drink my own piss"

[Azmor1]

Bear Grylls will survive 2012.

[axus987]

@Azmor1 with his cameraman ?

[DJReddie]

Why didn't he just boil water in that metal pot of his instead of burning a plastic bottle.

[MrBluesman000]

@DJReddie its for the fans

[ThisLittleAddict]

Bear hunts Chuck Noriss

[1236sason]

we need him as a character in Left 4 Dead or in one of thouse zombie mode games in Call of Duty

[steven2721994]

bear grylls is the best.

who is chuck norris, you guys talking about ????

[iamdonny314]

@steven2721994 o _ o

[maxinpains]

but this is just for short term survival reason...in long term you'll have many problems with your body.

[spartanses]

if i was fucking starving i would love this

[spartanses]

fucks sake bear im trying to eat

[Saikejo]

isn't plastic poisonous?

[prettygirlswag640]

that water bottle looks like a condom when its done

[ChozoSpacePanda]

All I want to say is, this guy would win the hunger Games, I'd want him in my district :D

[gears2fan888]

did he just dink boiling hot water?! what a badass...

[magmablood2]

I remember I saw that water in a plastic bottle thing somewhere. 

[YoseMiteEmery]

what episode was this?

[GameFreaksStudios]

my great grandma like fishead

[AnshinFul]

in some countries that's considered a delicacy... i bet those countries don't have a government

[cmasisado]

FPSRussia and bear grylls would make the best survival team ever, lol

[Devguy101]

fpsrussia + bear grylls = zombie apocalypse survival :D

[PrxpagandarK]

I'm surrounded by fresh water... Better drink my on piss!

[LWRCftw]

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly-polly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up - yum.

[11033066099]

his wife must tell herself everyday,.."I have to kiss him cause we're married",..

[GR8waffles]

"in some countries these are a delicacy, cant see why" HA, bad pun

[Carboose957naptime]

I'm only watching these for when the Zombie Apocalypse happens...

[BlackSpittingCobra]

@Carboose957naptime What did i just say about the subject

[Carboose957naptime]

@BlackSpittingCobra Yeah but 1) I don't believe in the Bible. 2) Hell it's better safe than sorry 3) It's a fun thing to do, it's like learning to walk....everyone at some stage will come up with a zombie plan.

I'm also watching this because I'm going for a survival thing FOR my training into the Army. (Hopefully I'll pass)

[PrincessKonohana]

gross.the water in the bottle is BROWN.YUCK XP

[TheL12213]

@PrincessKonohana Thats not the water, its the bottle gotten burnt a little by the fire...

[crimsonscimmy3]

atleast we know he likes fish

[itzAnGeLaBaBe]

lmaos . why not just boil the water with that pan thingy ..

[4everfourtwenty]

in some countries drinking your own piss is a delicacy

[milkandcookies10]

i love how he talks to us like we're actually going to try this.

[nickmullins5]

That fish head looks strangly like my friend you dissapeared a while ago..hmmmm.

[Hotrod768]

VIT-amins



[chrischanerz]

TIME

TO

DRINK

MY PISS

[eggrollman24]

new bottle design bear gyrlls brand !

[acenjoker]

Someone pack this guy a sandwich. Seriously.

[Exonarium]

@acenjoker

he wont eat it anyway ^-^

[cpcomedy314]

,@acenjoker He probably eats sand with witch guts for a "sandwich",

[iamdonny314]

@acenjoker he will use it to catch something else

[4781d36]

@acenjoker haha! the camera man's really there as a last resort.

[DatsWahSheSaid]

i want this guy, FPSRussia, and my Friends on the Zombie Apocalypse! :D

[Thial1000]

EWWW DIRTY WATER IN A BOTTLE!?!?!

Rather drink my own piss.

[messupdude]

@Thial1000 That's just the smoke from the fire

[zulok1337]

@Thial1000 took the words right out of his mouth.

[cheekyoziechick]

I hate this guy. He pisses me right off. Killing animals just for a show.

[dogsrule9908]

@cheekyoziechick its called survival

[XBillums]

@cheekyoziechick it's a bloody survival show. How are we supposed to learn if he doesn't actually do it. You should be hating on hunters who kill waaaay more animals (not just fish, deer, moose, bears) just for bragging rights

[danika148]

and he's just finded bottle in the big nothing...

[COZweAREbroken]

@danika148 must've been people's trash thrown out by a river or something. pretty common.

[pranker121]

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME HUNGRY???!!!

[WearyPivotmaker10]

um what is the brown stuff and fish head really

[DarkLinkOfHyrule]

why is the water in the bottle brown?

[87jazzycheema]

@DarkLinkOfHyrule its the plastic not the water

[DarkLinkOfHyrule]

@87jazzycheema oh, thanks

[fenrinstr]

Just found water, better drink my own piss

[YunggPaisleyyBoyy]

ewwwwwww YA CLATTY SHIT

[SikuntXD]

i wana go camping T.T

[TheAdventuresOfUs37]

The fish looks mutated....

[Guitarsearcherxgen]

Vit ti mins

[AQWTrueDragonSlayer]

Bear: You see that that's Brown Bear! shh quit down they're are really rare in these forests better not let it see me

Brown Bear: You see that that's Bear Grylls better move quick or he'll eat me

[FreedomUnitePortal]

@AQWTrueDragonSlayer haha xD

[willsanchez89]

Why not boil your own piss?

[LeaRock151]

Mmmm!! Looks so good!! :D

[Spankyliz]

the boiling water's done, only thing missing is some piss powder ~ better add that is there

[DEVILSF3AR]

look at how he says vitamins at 1:34, but hey hes australian

[julinator312]

@DEVILSF3AR he's britain....

[CrazyWoWGamer]

@julinator312 Are you america?

[SUPDOG558]

@DEVILSF3AR he's English -__-

[DEVILSF3AR]

look at how he says vitamins at 1:34

[DEVILSF3AR]

damn when hit gets something and its it and wants to make sure its dead he fucking eats it to the bone.

[a7x9274]

"Its safe to drink this"

*Nasty shit at the bottom" -.-

I WANT HIM ON MY TEAM DURING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

[EVIN3M]

@a7x9274 if i could choose one person it would be bear

[shzze]

@a7x9274 its ash from the fire if oyu look when he fills it up the water bottle are clear

[a7x9274]

@shzze I highly doubt it is ash because the bottle was sealed. It is more likely dirt and nasty things that where in the water that went to the bottom of the bottle. :)

[shzze]

@a7x9274 i meant soot lol not ash dont know why i put that its soot from the smoke coming off the fire trust ive dont that with bottles before lol but normally till thay burst and thay allways turn black like that at the bottem

[a7x9274]

@shzze ok that makes more sense lol

[BlackSpittingCobra]

@a7x9274 i wish ididnt have to tell people this ALL THE TIME THEIR IS GOING TO BE NO ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE in the bible it says their will be a battle between god and satan thats how it will be and no one knows when the world will end

[a7x9274]

@BlackSpittingCobra uhmm dude

You just said so youself no knows how the world will end so like, why you raining on my parade.

And I dont beleive in that religious crap so youre telling the wrong person buddy. And the world isnt going to end dude.

[iambleachfanfreak]

@a7x9274 XD

[zealotmaster2000]

@a7x9274 He'll probably starts eating the zombies. xD

[vxSMOKEYxv]

@zealotmaster2000

he shoots a zombie.

Runs over to it.

hmmm...I think i'll start with eyes, they are considered a delicacy in some parts of the world...

[a7x9274]

@zealotmaster2000 haha He probably will, as you know, Zombies are a real delicacy in Russia ;) :/ lol

[xKremlinGremlin]

@a7x9274 That's the burned part of the bottle.

[Cookinggek]

@a7x9274 u do know thats just plastic burn?

[Nekologic]

@a7x9274 thats just the burnt plastic -_-

[joepower1234567890]

1:35 '' Tastes like shit'' haha facial expression never lies

[bibthebolder1]

i'm thirsty

[ProjectGKraft]

Its all about Nutrition. Fuck it! I bet theres a burger stall round the corner from him.

[XBillums]

@ProjectGKraft hater

[GaxAngel]

I'm sure the word delicacy just means "Shit we eat cos we can't get better food".

[piratelord89]

'there's a lot of nutrition in that head" - that's what i told my girlfriend

[KTxO5]

@piratelord89 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[arthurtats]

@piratelord89 so did i, didn't work though....haha

[darioboyslim]

@piratelord89 Brilliant remark, hats of to you sir.

[ptboy18]

@piratelord89 did she get some?

[xSingx13]

Shit worst one is larva one, my AND my mum both threw up -_-

[XXgirlXXhot]

all of them are cool

[XXgirlXXhot]

the head is cool

[ww2footage]

that water in plastic bottler will be full of chemicals for sure atfer that

[Jamukhablood]

@ww2footage

please keep in mind that this is not for picnic!

[alienwarelaptop100]

Bear is the MAN! RESPECT! SNAKE EATER~!

[Totenschrei]

why the fuck cant he just eat the parts of an animal that are usually eaten?

[SoulSkripturez]

i eat fish head all the time, its actually really nice. like a fish soup

[panphyuphyu]

huh did he just dispel the theory of "plastic bottles left in cars on sunny days give u cancer if you drink it because the plastic melts"??? anyone???

[CyrusPaice1]

why didn't the bottle melt???

[AbleToFindThings]

@CyrusPaice1 Because the water inside keeps it from melting LOL

[bobothedog1000]

why does he have a watch with him...

[CertifiedImmortal]

Ask bear what he thinks about 2012? I would trust his indication ahaha.

[j4m35k4n9]

better way would be to find a glass bottle :P

[daemon1129]

One of these days the wild will run out of food and Bear will say "Now, to survive it all, you got to eat the camera man and the camera can be for breakfast tomorrow."

[glenkua]

why did the camera stop when he is about to drink it??

[glenkua]

oh he found a plastic bottle in the middle of nowhere. what a coincidence!

[nomorecakes]

it should be wild vs man how long can the wild survive until bear eats everything

[dookiekong007]

@nomorecakes it should be "when beat eats everything" because you can survive "until" he eats everything. how can you not survive when he hasn't eaten anything yet.

[darkerawa100]

its not really man vs wild if ftheres 2 of them