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  • ur face

  • I didnt really find it funny the only reason it would be scary is because of your own curiousity

  • Justin Beiber response???? O.O not surprised Justin works with the Devil....

  • Lol at me

  • people below me can blow me

  • LOL at all the shitty faggets above me and below me

    HAHA I WIN!

  • poop

  • lol at the people within a 7 comment radius around me

  • lol at the person above me

  • lol at the idiots tryin to be cool below me

  • lol at the people below me

  • lol at everyone below me

  • lol at the person below me

  • Lol at the ppl below me

  • i finally read it but the only good story in the whole book must be this one. the other ones are good but not as scary as the magic. i must say tho the other stories are entertaining though.

  • @hgdge This one is the best story but I thought loads of them were excellent too.

  • whats this book about dam

  • Actually this is hella funny to watch when you haven't read the book. "Don't read it..." haha

  • people run from what they don't get

  • "what we human fear is what we don't understand"

  • how the fuck is it possible that no one has posted this short story on the internet. i cannot find it

  • @defergerth its 99c on itunes

  • @defergerth

    7 days after reading you die... sadly 3 of my friends are gone :\

  • @UltimatePwnageNL oh believe me im not a troll, im just a victim of the damn book!

    no shit man its messed up!

  • @THEGRIMREAPER5650 if you are being serious about this, and if everything you said is true, i suggest you go sea a preacher asap. talk to him about it. idk if ur Christian, Catholic or whatever. but srsly dude. if you think you have the devil in your house, tell a preacher about it and he will prob make it go away. i wish you the best of luck and try to calm down. may god help you, family and home

  • to tell the truth, i just found the story on the internet, and just read it on my laptop in broad daylight, and, ( i know its normal) but i didnt imagine myself being scared, and i imagine myself not knowing what to do after the final paragraph? anyway can someone who has read it with all the conditions, tell me if it actually is really scary

  • @Swizzles408 Lol

  • Lol turn on some heavymetalcore shit and youll be fine

  • the book asks you to play a game and if you play along well things happen

  • scared of what of a book of a text? neah ....

  • freaky as fuck

  • @MrRoomofdoom did you open the door?

  • I HAVE DONE THIS AND I AM ONLY 16, I REALLY WISH I HAD OF JUST HUNG OUT WITH FRIENDS

    PLEASE DONT DO IT!

  • @THEGRIMREAPER5650 really what happened

  • @carepackagemarked its as freaky as all shit! you literally hear something breathing on the other side of your door and you have to invite the bastard in to haunt you for ever!, sounds corny and cheesy? believe me its not!

    since i have done it strange shit has been happening in my house and i keep getting woken up in the night for no reason and cant get back to sleep.

  • @THEGRIMREAPER5650 cant a priest get rid of it

  • @carepackagemarked wouldn't have a clue! i just hope it dies down overtime!. currently where i am right now it is 11:35 at night and even my mum is constantly hearing things in the house!

  • @THEGRIMREAPER5650 honestly you need to go to a church and talk to a preacher about this and see what he can do and if you cant drive get your mom to take you to a church trust me i'm a christian i may be into this but i'm here to help others like you and seek what's true

  • @THEGRIMREAPER5650 Are you shitting me? You can't HAVE to invite him in!

  • Oh yeah, I'm sure even my six year old cousin knows that there's no such thing as the "bo(o)geyman"

  • Oh children, do not be afraid of the devil, it is not he who has come to you it is i, the entity born of nothing.

  • hah lol and those are 40 year old man man damm that will be some scary shit for sure

  • Lol

    There's no such thing as a "devil", or "god".

    Theists are so gullible and easily frightened. Whoever created this is a pure genius. He is profiting off of everyone's stupidity.

  • @ParadoxAnonymous Haha! I thought the same...

    ... but then I read it. It is fucking creepy!

  • @ParadoxAnonymous you would'nt be in this world and even all of us would'nt be here..

    If GOD is not TRUE..

    GOD created us.. so don't give a fuck about it..

  • @bungs100 if god created us, who created god? the created the one who created god? no answer? thought so

  • @Koolkid736 If we came from "the big bang" who created those molecules? No answer? Thought so.

  • @irage101 that was about god, not about molecules. silly billy.

  • @Koolkid736 No shit Sherlock

  • @irage101 you're kidding, right?

  • @kedarguru Nope, I want an answer for that question, to all you atheists

  • @irage101 nobody really knows, man. that's life...

  • @irage101 science claims to know how things happened and not why, Religion explains why without any how, a logically sound person would except he doesnt know why the universe came into existence....., but if you want to cling to a made up story that explains why it all is how it is with no evidence as to how any of it happened then be my guest you religious twit.

  • @TheRacketBoss Okay then tell science about the MILLIONS of people who have had spirit encounters you dumbass, let me hear there dumbass answer you dumbass nerd, believing everything you hear in school

  • @TheRacketBoss someone who i can finally cope with. physics and science does prove it all, how we came to existence and how the universe formed, there is no greater being, i agree with you.

  • @irage101 its not who created, its what created, and how. and science and physics already has theories to this. physics proves how we came into existence, there is no god. there is no greater being. accept the fact. plus you could watch the video of steven hawking saying, there is no god.

  • @blodygi Theories are not proven facts, and physics hasn't proved shit, they have THEORIES. In other words, "we have no idea how the world was made so lets make up this dumbass theory so we could sound smart" And I don't care what a "guy" who can't use the restroom on his own says

  • @irage101 haha maybe research before you talk, physics has proved many many things. maybe you would know if you would have finished high school. and actually earth formed around 4.578 billion years ago by accretion from the solar nebula. Volcanic outgassing likely created the primordial atmosphere. and another thing, stephen hawking is one of the smartest men in history, he has a disease, he cant help how he is. and if you were religous, you wouldnt judge. (from an athiest)

  • @blodygi I'm actually finishing high school this year, I'm a senior. And how do they know it was formed 4.578 billion years ago, were they alive? Done talking to you nerd. Reply all you want, just know when you reply that ou have no life since you're carrying on an argument on the internet, have something to say, come to Houston, stop talking on the web

  • @irage101 Science changes it's theories the Bible doesn't Science is coming up with the Bible has already told us I believe dinosaurs were the dragons talked about can't remember the animal God talked when he was bitching at job but it sounded like a dinosaur,carbon dating can be wrong due to fire&other elements Science&religon can work together,I believe in aliens,but they are angels&fallen angels people during talked about incubus &succubus raping them now aliens doing the same

  • @irage101 haha and im a sophmore, and if you think i have no life, ive gotten fucked up the past 4 weekends at parties, and i ski and snowboard on weekends and during the week. plus i play sports, football and baseball, yet im smart enough to maintain a gpa of 3.4. call that no life. your the one probably sitting around with no girl friiend or anything to do all weekend.

  • @blodygi Says the one still replying.........and since when did getting fucked up make you cool dumbass kid?

  • @irage101 i dont do it to be cool, i do it because ive learned theres more to life then just stess. you have to have fun and make life enjoyable while you can, and drinking and weed does the trick for me.

  • lol book wasn't scary

    i'm not scared -.- i hate book fasl

  • the beep censors bother me more than im sure the actual words lol. 

  • It didn't work for me!!!!

  • @2ndandra Holy shit, you were lucky! I did it and haven't slept for two days!!!

  • @2ndandra that's more than likely a good thing

  • damm book you scary!!!

  • @hgdge haha thanks for making it less scary with your sense of humore

  • @ThatGuyOverTheir21 lol its not my fault its the book's fault it is scary.

  • @hgdge I actually laughed out loud on that one.

  • The reason you hear things is because the book suggests things to your subconscious. Essentially a subliminal message.

  • Even if this dosen't work, God will probably be disappointed that you tried it.

  • I rather read the Bible than this POS.

  • PMSL all the people who read it happened to be in the same pub lmao

  • @alexmcgrotty PMSLAYAABOMPGOYM - the first dude isnt even in a pub, its a Nandos. Plus the other ones have totally different lighting and noise levels!

  • @loggy1234567 ah i see, so all of these people who have read the book just happened to be found in places like Nandos and pubs.........

    2ndly...... 'PMSLAYAABOMPGOYM???' mate, you need to get out more...

  • @alexmcgrotty What the FUCK are you going on about? They probably arranged the interviews. Do you know what that means? Arranged? They arranged to meet to discuss it. You think someone was going around just rocking up to people and asking them if they'd happened to read it?!! PMSLAABOMPGOYM!!!!!

    You should stay in more. I'd hate to bump into you!

  • This is the stupidest fucking commercial and marketing ploy ever....FUCK YOU I WONT READ IT.

  • @rickythepitbull Are you THAT scared? Jeez...

  • Tried to censor the F**K words but i still hear it

  • Words are Killings.

  • I love censoring that doesn't work because I can still clearly make out what they're saying

  • i bought the book and should be getting it on friday.... im scared but excited i will record what happens

  • @5angiev Record and tell me, well, this is a psychological book , If you give this to a child and tell him that the Devil is supposed to be nice , I don't think it will be that scary ,depends right ? But im waiting to hear what experience you have ,I wanna try reading this

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  • i just bought it. would it be wise to drop a deuce before reading it?

  • @slapmynuts93 really? ok this may sounds stupid but if you read it, could you tell me whats so scary, cause i exucatly want to know xd

  • @GirlLovesNickJonas Scientist say the thing what's so scary is it fucks with your mind. You subconscious makes you hear, feel and even see things. But Satanists believe this is a ritual to invite satan in your life.

    Either way, it's very scary.

  • @Y3NZ0R ok, i kinda believe in those stuff.. so i think i,m not gonna try :P either way thanks :)

  • I wish I enjoyed reading boring ass books. Lol

  • @AGENTCOOKlE dude, try it

  • @legallyeagley I honestly don't even know what "it" is. I thought it was JUST a book?

  • @AGENTCOOKlE it's a dare - it's not just in the book, you can do it online. freaked the fuck out of me!

  • @legallyeagley Ok so where do I find this dare at? I'm leaving somewhere right now, but whenever I get back to do the dare i'll try it. How do you play or read it?

  • @legallyeagley ok never I brought the book :P

  • I want to read a scary book, not let some demon in my house

  • The music is Midnight Syndicate - Grisly Reminder for anyone who wants to know. :O

    And I really don't believe that this book can be that scary. I do have a vivid imagination but I'm an atheist, I don't believe in God or Satan or demons. I guess I'll just have to download it somewhere and try it out sometime.

  • Okay, I'm part of the Christian faith. Yes, I believe in God, and yes I believe in daemons. But I also believe that the writing in this book does nothing but mess with your head. Your brain is more complecated than you realise. It can take fear and help materialise it. I say, read it, get scared, and laugh about it afterward. You didn't "invite anyone in," and nobody is out to get you. ^^

  • they have discount codes on the thirteenhorror website now :-)

  • What is that backround song?!?!?!?!!!??! Answer please! I need it soon!!

  • @no1oob rebbeca black friday

  • Too much fking noise on the background!!!!!!!!!!

  • Don't care. I don't mess around with stuff that fucked your psychology up

  • These books are a huge marketing ploy used to try and scare people who can't quite grasp that the only reason they become scared is that their mind is going batshit reading this.

    There's a line that goes something like "if you can't hear me breathing, it's probably because I'm holding my breath."

    Really? That's basically saying, if your mind doesn't trick you into thinking you hear breathing, it's because there is no breathing.

    If you must try this, download it for free, the author is a cunt

  • no1 can finish it cuz the last challenge is to have sex with justin beiber

  • @waffletoast99 omg please tell me dude? where can i get Thirteen Volume One can i get it in Libary ? :) but umm if you have Msn or yahoo add me or on here if you want cause i need to know about it and is it really that scay dude? :) and really summons demons and the saton?

  • @MyDell24 if you dont want to buy it then you can get the ISBN number from their website. give the ISBN number to your library and they should get if for you in like a week.

    careful though dude - it's a scary thing.

  • @loggy1234567 what;s the website name? and umm i had strange dreams latley about this girl in my school and i keep dreaming about her for like 3 days dude and same dream!!! idk how to stop it and i heard about this book too so idk :/... And people say ouji bored can summon demons and shit but don't belive it lol But i belive this book also.....

  • @MyDell24

    sorry buddy - it's thirteenhorror, com .

    yeah, loads of people get the dreams apparently. i heard it happens a lot. there is a paranormal channel on YouTube which is meant to be doing research into it. i will find out their name and let you know...

  • @MyDell24 they are called TheSpectralCircle - they are meant to be looking in to it but not sure when.

  • @loggy1234567 oh allright thanks loggy :) I'm sure to love haveing spirtis in my house we'll frendly not DEMONS lmaoo!! and can demons or spirts watching us right now? ummm So many questions i need to ask lol :)

  • Amazon have just knocked $10 off the price.

  • This book is about Satan. And My religion is Satanism. So devils, demons, Satan and Ho's are welcome in my house. :) \m/

  • @DrStranger666

    Good for you, enjoy your unholyness :)

  • @DrStranger666 ur fucking weird xD lol

  • @dinozrokzeeworld lol that's why hes drstranger666

  • @Girlinthemirrorfan OMGZ i didn't notice that 8P

  • @DrStranger666 did they ever show up? or anyting strange please reply? :)

  • inviting demons is never a good idea

  • I laugh at demons for breakfast.

  • I believe in the power of the Lord, he never leaves my side so there is nothing to fear. But I'm not dumb enough to affiliate with Satan, even if they say this doesn't work

  • @edheeeel amen! i dont fuck with satan ever

  • @edheeeel Don't be an idiot. "satan" bullshit don't exist. Fuckin hell people are idiots. I did this and did exactly as it told me, I opened that door faster than any person can and oh what a surprise nothing happened, life goes on, blah blah.

  • @sacr3 Why don't you do that again, except this time record it so we can all see. Words mean nothing. I could be the one in your shoes typing the exact same comment even though i haven't tried that shit.

  • @GoDxism You're kidding right? You really believe no one is capable of not believing in "Satan" to the point where they will this this little story without worrying? It plays on imagination, yea, you fear that something may be behind. But when common sense kicks in and you realize that none of this is true you open the door and oh, what a surprise, nothing. If you're religious, this will hit you. If you believe ghosts this will hit you. If you are a skeptic to both, this won't do much.

  • @sacr3 I'll say this once again, record it so we can believe that you've done it. I haven't read the book but from what I've heard is that you're not even meant to open the door at all. I understand what you're saying but people who have not read the book tend to have the same attitude that you do. Always in doubt, not believing it, introducing psychological elements in order to explain the resulting perception and belief of a person who has read it, and classifying them as a schizophrenic.

  • @GoDxism Read it, You basically close the door, be alone, no lights cept the light you use to read. You follow the steps, stand, go to the door, continue to read. It'll tell you to place your ear on the door and listen for "his breathing" (satan). Then say out loud "come in" or basically welcome him in, you can choose to open the door too in the end. So its like the bloody mary trick in the mirror, plays on your imagination. I listened to the door, opened it after the book, nuttin.

  • @edheeeel well then call me dumb (BTW i'm a Christian, so i belive in the same stuff)

  • @edheeeel People who belives realy hard in God dies, too. Maybe you have to belive in your charactaristic abilities and you would survive longer in extrem situation?I know stories about people who belived in god and had the opinion that god will protect them against any harm.They just stand around and were killed by trains, falls of bridges, murdered by bad guys and more harm like this.

  • @edheeeel niglets.

  • @edheeeel AMEN <3

    thats what i always say , if you belive in God you will okay

  • @isaabelmaastro If you don't believe in God then you don't believe in the devil so you have nothing to worry about.

  • @isaabelmaastro if u believe in satan, u will be okay too :D

  • @isaabelmaastro Technically, if you believe in god you believe in the devil as well. If you don't believe in either, you have no reason to be afraid :) This story is much more likely to affect religious people rather than non religious ones.

  • @isaabelmaastro it says in the bible Satan can turn himself into an angel of light, meaning he can mislead religion just like he mislead Eve.

  • @isaabelmaastro The ironic thing about that is that if you didn't believe in god none of this would be scary...

  • @flugonuts i still think it would be scary if you did or didnt bellieve , in my opinion

  • @isaabelmaastro

    So you use God as a crutch because you are a silly, little, afraid human being who is to ignorant to realise why such stories are scary?

  • @MudHut67 someones clearly not catholic ... im not "using" God ? hes heres for everyone to help them when needed , only in return if you believe in him and pray...etc

  • @isaabelmaastro

    So you bow down to God's feet and pledge eternal allegiance to him, and in return he helps you out in your nice and cosy 1st world life, which also contradicts free will. Not only does this make God petty and controlling, it also makes him a sick fuck as he lets millions of children starve to death just because they do not believe in him, often because they never heard of him. You use God as a crutch whether he is real or not, and he is a vain and controlling, petty bastard.

  • @MudHut67 seriously dude? good luck in hell dude

  • @MudHut67 do you want me to tell you a story? it happens to me 2 years ago it was midnight my mother have hypertension that night she got a nosebleed thats why we rush her to the hospital in the morning she came home with my brother that afternoon it happen again my mother had a nosebleed again this time its serious she got a nose bleed for 6 hours bloods are coming pf her ear,mouth,and nose and she's puking blood for 6 hours i thought im going to lose her but God answer my prayer he helped,

  • @MudHut67 my mom recover all the doctor are amazed of her they said other people who's got experiences dies in minutes but my mothers fate is strong that is why i believe in God dude.

  • @killm360

    So God makes your mother get sick, but in last minute saves her and that is proof of God's existence? So, what about all those other people who die in horrible, excruciating ways (some of whom would of prayed)? Does God choose favourites? Also, what about the millions of children around the world that die each year, why didn't God answer their prayers. And BTW, divine intervention kinda contradicts free will

  • @MudHut67 Its called trials of life dude God is challenging you and if you die your time is up death is unstoppable no one cant stop death if God want you by his side he'll get you and you can't do anything im catholic dude God help me in many ways maybe something happened to you when you where a child thats why you hate God, my faith is still strong whatever you said that is your opinion i will never listen to ignorant people if you go to hell don't regret anything its your own fault.

  • @killm360

    I can't hate something which I do not believe in. This is why I hate Christians: do you not realise how EVIL it is to send someone to hell? to make someone suffer in horrible ways forever? Do you really think a loving God would send a little child to hell for not believing in him, or a teenager for being gay? And these trials of life, God is all knowing, yes? so why would he test you if he knows the result? Why would he choose to help western fucks like you, and not starving children?

  • @MudHut67 believe what you believe its all Gods plan to us we can't anything to prevent death if its your time it's your time and im catholic dude a roman catholic and im from Asia a american Filipino so think of that if you don't care about God why are you even replying to me somewhere in your body believes in him and your not letting it out i hope something happens to you then you realize God really saved you i just hope something happen to you and from that point you'll believe in God.

  • @killm360

    Why do I care? why do I care that the majority of the population is completely irrational and delusional, and get their morality from a 2000 (or more) year old book that also condones genocide, rape and slavery? I care because people like you can vote, people like you ignore the worlds problems because its all "God's plan". " hope something happens to you ", wow, even for a Christian that is fucked up, I bet you were glad that your mother got sick just so God could heal her again.

  • @killm360 you a muslim?

  • @isaabelmaastro wait what if a christian read thirteen horror book?

  • @isaabelmaastro and the people that aren't

  • @isaabelmaastro LOLOLOLOLMAO

  • @isaabelmaastro That's not true. If you believe in god, then the book will effect you more because you most likely will believe in the devil and the devil is supposed to pop out or something.

  • This is bullshit haha.

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  • i haven't read the chapter, probably never will; but from what I can read in the comments, it involves inviting the devil to do something with your life. Do not tease God, people. The devil takes over if you let him.If you've read this, whether it be in spiritual ignorance or playing strong, make a prayer, repent. things like these are not ok. Jesus loves you.

    "Above all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires." 2 Peter 3:3

  • @BretonDP i know these people are dumb

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  • ..The ''first'' story is just worldplay designed to confuse you and make you panic, its reading hypnosis and it works.