@LordMontystink: Jesus doesn't ask for blood, but the genocidal Prussian Blue Energy Monster to whom he is a pretty and vacuous front does indeed ask for blood. Firstly, the end of your knob, secondly he gives the formula for how many Midianites are to be sacrificed to him in a heave offering. Thirdly, he induces people to burn their babies. And he's always going on about the Sweet Savour of various bloody sacrifices. Even of Jesus.
@LordMontystink but they do and you can. You just face the consequences of Yahweh on Judgement. As if you shall judge, you shall face supreme judgment in the end. If you are doing this for an entity in another dimension, that is obviously a 'deal' . Jesus does not ask for blood. He asks for simple prayer. that is what Luciferians get confused about. That's a very fair trade, no? Everyone wins. Someone always loses in Satanism.
@oatstao What have Pagans to do with satanism? It just goes to show how much you know doesn't it. Pagans are nature worshippers, not devil worshippers. I'm not a Pagan, I choose to not follow any religion but my partner is a Wiccan and what she says makes more sense than some old book filled with quotations.
sad thing is this is still less govey then the remake with cage AHHH THE BEES give this a tumbs up if laughed your ass off at the ending of the remake
Twas in the evening, late Christmas of '73? in a half empty cinema. As the flames licked around Howie's feet. A yell from the back in the best Kenneth Williams voice "FRYING TONIGHT!" Funny how you remember these things.
@affectionatepunch, the Nicholas Cage remake of this movie is almost as egregious as the Jessica Simpson remake of "You Spin Me Round." It simply shouldn't have been attempted, especially by Jessica Simpson.
I do....I do....A party pooper cop deserved what he got and the good folk at the summer isle deserved all the good comin' to them. LOL and LOL once more!!
lol!!!!
cookie6677ify 2 weeks ago
kill yourselves this aint funny at alll
MrMilfhunter2003 1 month ago
Name an actor with three wooden heads. Ed Wood Wood Wood! I'll get me coat.
outlander271 2 months ago
oh noes !
nemtastic 3 months ago in playlist Benny Hill
Proof that the Benny Hill theme can make ANYTHING funny.
Kaagh178 4 months ago
You should have used a clip from the terrible remake of the Wicker Man
brunster64 6 months ago
And shall the dragonfires fall, no blood will be spilled.
I hail Mehrunes Dagon, 9th prince of the planes of Oblivion.
HinetoAnanas 6 months ago
what kind of moron are you? please don't let your son play with movie maker anymore, the result is terrifically annoying
alejorojas2k 6 months ago
Nice.
But you should have sped the film up more - especialy toward the end.
It would have had increased comic effect
funkmasterjee 6 months ago
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!
bezerkerbitch73 7 months ago
How can anyone make a joke of such a macabre thing as human sacrifice! Very disturbing!
britecho 7 months ago
@LordMontystink: Jesus doesn't ask for blood, but the genocidal Prussian Blue Energy Monster to whom he is a pretty and vacuous front does indeed ask for blood. Firstly, the end of your knob, secondly he gives the formula for how many Midianites are to be sacrificed to him in a heave offering. Thirdly, he induces people to burn their babies. And he's always going on about the Sweet Savour of various bloody sacrifices. Even of Jesus.
spoogegoat 8 months ago
@spoogegoat I agree.
LordMontystink 8 months ago
Ah! A happy ending!
spoogegoat 8 months ago
Blasphemy!!!! you dont mess with other peoples art dude
clickswitchh 9 months ago
Kinda funny. I was hoping to see a real Benny Hill take on it though. You'd see him humping the goat in a gorilla costume.
oatstao 10 months ago 3
ROFL!
EDIRaymondJ 10 months ago
lol...you are a PuSsY!...and the funny thing is....you know you are LoL
russphilly 11 months ago
Some bloody nice birds in the Wicker Man. Especially Ingrid Pitt. Very sexy girl. Shame she grew old and snuffed it.
LordMontystink 1 year ago 3
Wht can't we burn Christians like Howie in real life?
LordMontystink 1 year ago
@LordMontystink
Why cant we burn fuckwits like you ?
azzinoth0 11 months ago
@azzinoth0 What is stopping you?
LordMontystink 11 months ago
@LordMontystink but they do and you can. You just face the consequences of Yahweh on Judgement. As if you shall judge, you shall face supreme judgment in the end. If you are doing this for an entity in another dimension, that is obviously a 'deal' . Jesus does not ask for blood. He asks for simple prayer. that is what Luciferians get confused about. That's a very fair trade, no? Everyone wins. Someone always loses in Satanism.
oatstao 10 months ago
@oatstao What have Pagans to do with satanism? It just goes to show how much you know doesn't it. Pagans are nature worshippers, not devil worshippers. I'm not a Pagan, I choose to not follow any religion but my partner is a Wiccan and what she says makes more sense than some old book filled with quotations.
Andyhinds 9 months ago
@oatstao You are a complete fool, aren't you?
LordMontystink 8 months ago
well that wasnt very nice
sirbestnameever 1 year ago 2
Can't believe they did that to the Equalizer
Secundas 1 year ago
Speed up any movie clip and add this music and no matter how disturbing it is it'll still be funny.
MrNecropink 1 year ago 4
Oh man. Hilarious!
7ru7h533kr 1 year ago
Great work! Love your style of video editing! Do more!!!
Moviemaker242 1 year ago
This makes you wonder why we don't use that magical wicker-like material that a desperate, thrashing grown man can't get through in our own prisons.
MandibleMuge 1 year ago
Telling that most people are disturbed by the animal deaths than by the death of the King of Fools
greengurl69 1 year ago
@greengurl69 Considering that no actual people were killed in filming, but animals might have accidentally been killed? Yeah.
sinistralwing 1 year ago
Funny subtitles would have improved this effort. Sorry, thumbs down.
PaxDisturbia 1 year ago
This made me laugh even though the ending is sad.
SuperDogbiter 1 year ago
Clever idea. But you should speed up the video a bit.
butcherboy2008 1 year ago
The Cage remake is a huge pile of shit.
doesyourgodcomeinaca 1 year ago
@doesyourgodcomeinaca I will give that a miss then.
alanheath3 1 year ago
That's the music I want played while I'm dying. I could do without the s-holes in the backround dancing.
Teorispa 1 year ago
sad thing is this is still less govey then the remake with cage AHHH THE BEES give this a tumbs up if laughed your ass off at the ending of the remake
andrewisawesome1 1 year ago
stupid mix. should have done that to the 2006 remake.
aladdintrips 1 year ago
lmao inappropiate soundtrack!
DrewlingFruitfly 1 year ago
wait couldent that guy of easily smashed the door down?
venster2006 1 year ago
Still better than the American remake
BigBulgeCheeks 1 year ago
speed up the video....LMAO
amalthea25 1 year ago
ur.......no
blaster2012 1 year ago
There really needs to be a lot more naughty underwear exposure for it to be Benny Hill A-Grade, but it's fun non the less!
lukenoir 2 years ago
I LOL'd......
400SA 2 years ago
at 0:28 his lips look like hes saying "Oh Shit!!"
astrea00 2 years ago
Twas in the evening, late Christmas of '73? in a half empty cinema. As the flames licked around Howie's feet. A yell from the back in the best Kenneth Williams voice "FRYING TONIGHT!" Funny how you remember these things.
landymancan 2 years ago 3
Give me the benny hill remake over yhe nicholas cage remake any bleedin day...
affectionatepunch 2 years ago 39
indeed. The only good thing about the Nicholas Cage version is you get to see him die in the end...but they even rape that part.
phacopidrama 2 years ago
@affectionatepunch, the Nicholas Cage remake of this movie is almost as egregious as the Jessica Simpson remake of "You Spin Me Round." It simply shouldn't have been attempted, especially by Jessica Simpson.
stillwaterguy04 1 year ago
@affectionatepunch No no no! Bennhill with Nicholas Cage is what you want. It's what you want, if you want to rip a hole in the space-time continuum.
Herv3 1 year ago
Up with real pagans, not with psychos! Up with nature lovers and nature worshippers, not with nature killers/life takers!
lucyk6992 2 years ago
@lucyk6992
I agree! Here, here!
MightyAgamemnon 1 year ago
Nguli34689, the folk of Summer Isle were a bunch of psychos who lured him there. He went there only to seek the whereabouts of a disappeared child.
lucyk6992 2 years ago
You got to love how Benny hill can turn one of the most disturbing endings in movie history into a comedy XD
Sorantheman 2 years ago 24
I do....I do....A party pooper cop deserved what he got and the good folk at the summer isle deserved all the good comin' to them. LOL and LOL once more!!
Nguli34689 2 years ago
=D !! its so funny lolat the speed of the dance <3
play this videos with yakety sax ^^ !
Sporecool 2 years ago 2