Lol i think i almost pissed myself O_O! I have no clue why that was SO FUNNY1 but is was ^.^ lol ok i am going tomake a video response with me and my friend >:}
Pure poetry Khaya... no seriously, do you now no how miss South Carolina feels, when se can't answer with 'world peace'? I would catogarize this video as 'misslogic'.
You know, there are dudes in my town who will wander up and tell you stories like this. If you nod your head long enough, they usually fizzle out and go look for cigarette butts. One of them started one story by telling me "You know, I know a lot of ways to kill a man..." and proceeded to roughly show me every pressure point he knew... that sucked.
It's kinda interesting cos it's like we're seeing into khaya's subconscious through a tinted window. The references to Obama and youtube, the sun and the outdoors probably wouldn't have come from most other people.
Huh?!!! Yo Khaya, like we say in my country, ' me acabas de cantinflear' *,.....which means the ability to speak many words and yet say nothin' intelligible! LOL,......hahahahaha....hmmm...be checkin' out your other channel to learn me some Xhosa! ; )
* Cantinflear = to talk alot and yet not make yourself understood, pointless "jibber-jabber" to confuse the other person,.....origin of the word, Mario Moreno 'Cantinflas', RIP, great mexican comedian.
lol, it must be hard to get started.. but i think once you get a little storyline. it really takes off... "clapping makes the world go round" my favourite part
wooow this is the world formula!!!
KuntaKinteBiaatch 7 months ago
I wish you lived next door to me!
PoutyLoki1 11 months ago
I LOVE IT! I laughed myself to the floor!!!
presh011 1 year ago
the cars do not know how to dance with the books
Person1036 1 year ago
Lol you are funny
Martinsleep 1 year ago
aw, khayav you are cute ^_^
MyImaginationsDesign 1 year ago
Lol i think i almost pissed myself O_O! I have no clue why that was SO FUNNY1 but is was ^.^ lol ok i am going tomake a video response with me and my friend >:}
Silentcrx 1 year ago
Well spoken man well spoken
roflmao826 1 year ago
im watching this video while high on marijuanna and this makes sense to me! right on man!
BowToMySkill 1 year ago
that hair is cool
NotTooObvious 1 year ago
umm... what?
CHEESEpage 2 years ago
i can beat that. easey:)
Nomorehataz 2 years ago
you laugh like me lol... but now my brain hurts..
MsCicena 2 years ago
5 stars!
picked2click 2 years ago
Pure poetry Khaya... no seriously, do you now no how miss South Carolina feels, when se can't answer with 'world peace'? I would catogarize this video as 'misslogic'.
AyoBully 2 years ago
On some good drugs ah Kaffir?
Afrikaaner1 2 years ago
that was brilliant!
beatlegreg07 2 years ago
thats how you know your a tard
ziggylord 2 years ago
are you Sarah Palin/miss teen south carolina trying to answer a question?
camallan1 2 years ago
I think I'm crazy, because I was actually following you like your words meant something.
keyonte0 2 years ago
LOL OBAMA RIDING IN CIRCLES
brokenxstitches 2 years ago 2
LOL the bicycle is the way that obama rides in circles LOL
skittlesareyum48 2 years ago
I swear Khaya, if you had not said anything beforehand, I would have bet lots of money that you were on acid.
Omelanin 2 years ago
I disagree completely. Mathematics should always be excluded from the couch.
ILikePwnage 2 years ago 5
You know, there are dudes in my town who will wander up and tell you stories like this. If you nod your head long enough, they usually fizzle out and go look for cigarette butts. One of them started one story by telling me "You know, I know a lot of ways to kill a man..." and proceeded to roughly show me every pressure point he knew... that sucked.
monkeytube138 2 years ago
Ahahaha, this is awesome.
hhryah 2 years ago
You know what I have noticed. You are getting less and less views for your vids.... just putting that out there.
lifeworksstudio 2 years ago
How do you know that he knows what you have noticed... and what does that have to do with his video views.
TheEfftard 2 years ago
sure you arn't huffing that gas still?
emopope 2 years ago
I actually know people who talk like that.
sWeEtSkItTlez 2 years ago
sounds like a Beatles song
pjlope2 2 years ago 2
lol, I was definitely thinking that before I looked at the comments! I'm sure someone will find a deep meaning for this.
DonnyTheSUPREME 2 years ago
the funny thing is my one friend talks like this all the time....so it was not the crazy....i should up load a video of her. (shes a trip) lol.
questionchicken 2 years ago
What made you think of these things?? lol....
KendraHost08 2 years ago
Freaking awesome
atheio 2 years ago
"The bycicle is obama's way of riding in circles"
Man you is trippin!
stevendcarroll 2 years ago
This could actually be a good improv exercise. :)
MakeItFunkey 2 years ago
It's like listening to a really mixed up 3 year old.
MakeItFunkey 2 years ago
You really need to stop watching those ms. south carolina videos.
[hugs]
Be safe
jonesjamie 2 years ago 2
lol! hahahahaha! Funny!
XhosaKhaya 2 years ago
mad random. but funny. great vid.
daymeion13 2 years ago
Sounds like a pome to me.
foxtoon 2 years ago
When I have children I shall hire you to tell them bed time stories..
BTownMiss 2 years ago 7
So great I watched it twice.
Aaroncast86 2 years ago
you are just a legend
full stop
legend
JoshyJoshyWoo 2 years ago
sounds like an acid trip rant. You are awesome my friend.
xedgeforeverx 2 years ago
you should make it into a rapXD
patton0008 2 years ago
Dude you sound like a mental patient lol
castaway 2 years ago
This made total sense!
VASTAzx 2 years ago
nah too much of that was correct.
It's kinda interesting cos it's like we're seeing into khaya's subconscious through a tinted window. The references to Obama and youtube, the sun and the outdoors probably wouldn't have come from most other people.
mooxim 2 years ago
dude he could go on forever. reminds me of michael scott in the office
melanietata 2 years ago
Cell phone in an apple - is that an iPhone??
geigy 2 years ago 3
oh yeah of course it is. well spotted.
mooxim 2 years ago
0:24 That's my national anthem :D
XxEpicWinsxX 2 years ago
Horses go moo.
RabidChocobo 2 years ago
Lol i love your stuff my friend, but if you want to be random get some weed
Iknowimnosupermannn 2 years ago
ohohohohohohohohoh.......
TheGalacticRulerDude 2 years ago
tight.
ThrasherAleX 2 years ago
good one!
xxnuthinbutlove4yaxx 2 years ago
Huh?!!! Yo Khaya, like we say in my country, ' me acabas de cantinflear' *,.....which means the ability to speak many words and yet say nothin' intelligible! LOL,......hahahahaha....hmmm...be checkin' out your other channel to learn me some Xhosa! ; )
* Cantinflear = to talk alot and yet not make yourself understood, pointless "jibber-jabber" to confuse the other person,.....origin of the word, Mario Moreno 'Cantinflas', RIP, great mexican comedian.
qualqui 2 years ago
Hahahaha
theworldearth 2 years ago
I was expecting something random which sorta ruined the random aspects...but that was just beyond random...I cant even explain lol
Very good video!
xodusxteen 2 years ago 2
lmao
Dav3 2 years ago
Brilliant ^^
MisterWeed 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahaha :)
SierraMascara28 2 years ago
try smoking weed:)
mrnoir222 2 years ago
you could give yourself an brain hemorrage doing this sort of thing.
neuronsactivated 2 years ago
WOW - funny and interesting - i don't think i'm comfortable enough in front of a camera to do this
Diffie64 2 years ago
I am going to applaud you for that masterpiece. *applauds*
And, incidentally, clapping makes the world go 'round in a circle.
XD
wandsandwings 2 years ago
Also some of the words had certain patterns, e.g. "apple, grows, grass, soil, outside" etc.
andrew49247 2 years ago
Hey Khayav! I just love your energy and charisma! SmileyD
vjm1234 2 years ago
Really not that random if you think about how structured your grammar was:
"and the cars are"
why "cars are"? Subject-verb agreement = So not random.
andrew49247 2 years ago
stfu
mottasim 2 years ago
lol, it must be hard to get started.. but i think once you get a little storyline. it really takes off... "clapping makes the world go round" my favourite part
xXCarl47Xx 2 years ago
I don't understand. What is this about? Hahaha.
SamuelHorler 2 years ago
did you pass a computer shop while listening to music when you walked home?
WalkingheadphonE 2 years ago
Makes sense to me! ;)
ShortbusMooner 2 years ago
u sound so stoned
LittleBuddah118 2 years ago
And I don't even smoke, not even cigarettes.
khayav 2 years ago
Huffing gasoline fumes counts
TheProctor56 2 years ago
im just saying u sound stoned but we still love ya Khayav FTW !!
LittleBuddah118 2 years ago
and i love your laugh at end xD hahaha
mkerovac 2 years ago
:-)
khayav 2 years ago
that was very deep minded for random video ^^
mkerovac 2 years ago
lovely lol
thanks4tuningin 2 years ago
What is occuring? YOU are occuring, my friend!! That was very deep.
audionautix 2 years ago
Dang, and I was trying to be shallow!
khayav 2 years ago
Lol, what the heck?!?! You are brill, Khayav!
And uhm, just wanna say that...uhm...well...
Man, I just love your hair! :D <3
TheDoodlibop 2 years ago
I will let the hair know as soon as it says something to me I'll let you know what it says ;-)
khayav 2 years ago
Lol! Your randomness sounds like sound Jacob Zuma logic to me. :)
SpearTheAlmighty 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
khayav 2 years ago
That was crazy random...
Much love!!
Angieanything 2 years ago
What up Angie!
khayav 2 years ago
You took the words right of my mouth, Khaya.
FaceForRadio63 2 years ago
but they are in the air now and they are lost!
khayav 2 years ago
you heard it live from Dr.Khaya. HAHA.. 5*
xXCarl47Xx 2 years ago
:-)
khayav 2 years ago
Not random enough I could still picture it in my head.
Still very cool visuals
Respect
SonOfDee 2 years ago
bricks do make a lot noise when hit togethier :}
Bocist 2 years ago
But not a clapping sound. :-)
khayav 2 years ago
Brilliant....this may be your best ever!
ericsurf6 2 years ago
lol! No way! Then I should put less thought to my videos then! lol!
khayav 2 years ago
lol, this reminds me of the chick at the DesteniProductions channel. sounds almost exactly the same but looks a polar opposite.
"soooo.... you need a sun tan..."
christjewells 2 years ago
mmmm....
the ground was DANCING!!!!!!
and the cars did not know how to dance with the books.. what a shame T_T
Sanpastrana 2 years ago
That's what I said as well! lol!
khayav 2 years ago
That's a poem ...LOL.
detriplea 2 years ago 2
I'd better have it published then!
khayav 2 years ago
i dare you to say that again :)
ineska8lb 2 years ago
Just reply the video and you will hear me say that again! LOL!
khayav 2 years ago
I don't know if Ian Crossland still exist but he would out random you by a factor 10 every vid :p
hypothetisch 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahaha! Very funny!
khayav 2 years ago
DO NOT SMOKE THE WEED KIDS. 0_o
trafficdreamer 2 years ago
Im sure i have heard someone say that exact sentance before!!!
TheStallion86 2 years ago 2
huh? I need to be high for this. The fact that Obama came up was hilarious, though.
cynfields 2 years ago
khaya has awesome hair :D
michaelkazich 2 years ago
amazing... you out did yourself Khaya:p
ManusFrigus 2 years ago
I try ;-)
khayav 2 years ago
i need to wacth this when im high lol
StartingGanjaGrower 2 years ago
Lol Wow.
DreadWitchy 2 years ago
me and my brother have conversations like this all the time :P
MaMastoast 2 years ago
*blank stare*
Mmph. The brothas must grow some good weed over there in The Motherland.
H8RbyN8URE 2 years ago
Best video ever xD "the bicycle is obama's way of riding in circle's" lol
CecoBg3 2 years ago
lmao wtf :P
Insane54321 2 years ago