ZOMBIE FISH!!

[sebo19956]

Why do I watch LazyVlog until 02:00? I should do it during daytime.

[Grayhens]

Living life is for the weak.. hacking it... is another story.... a story...which can only be.......found on ...our channel of epicosity.

[crappycomedies]

I speak Tobuscus :D

[Spartan7801]

He's the reason I play Terraria too :D

[IsaaClarke003]

i got a lot more videos to go

[maxxspin]

dont dump your trash or fish will loose there skin

[ironmaidenrlz1]

wish the car beeped when he went and BOOP

[2AussieKids]

Redness then whiteness then bop!!!!! LOL

[zelda0peach]

@wanderbaseballertje2 it's just God. But its the polite way to say it so you do not offend any religion. You put a dash in instead of an o, especially in the context I was using it in, because some people do not consider those of foreign mythology and religion Gods, but Dieties instead, especially if they are monotheistic.

[GamerBoy1118]

flex until you have pecks

[the3wildnijas950004]

vampire cupkakess



[c0reNellie]

The sun is called "sol" in swedish... but we do not pronounce it the way you do!

[TheJewelWonder]

@c0reNellie also means the same in spanish

[CauseOfRain]

Semen Sunday?!

[theycallme888]

Helio neglacts us here in London, Toby, please tell him not to neglact us, PLEEEAAASSSSEEEE

[koolkoori]

he got some Lazy Sunday Stains on his Snowy Sunday Shirt :P

[TheZooBoy111]

Toby speaks:

1. Love

2. Incomprehensible

3. Wookie

4. Tobuscus

5. German

6. ???

7. English

What is your sixth language Toby? I MUST KNOW!!!

[theycallme888]

@TheZooBoy111 the 6th language is probably hothothothothothothothothot

[XxgummyxbearzxX]

@TheZooBoy111 lisp

[Rollinappler274]

What in the world does Toby say about a T-shirt. It's uncomprehendable to me.

[CottonMickey]

@SaikiPace I thought he was going to say baby... BABYBUSCUS LAUNGUAGE! Or dog... ;p

[Myclubpenguintales]

HONKNESS XD

[RobloxianFilmsInc]

Toby, why are you rambling in front of a fire house?

[imanbx]

"First language is the language of love" can you get any cuter :3 awwww :)

[JAREDAXE]

TWANSITION !!!!!!!!

[ionlyHAHAHA]

HAHAHA

[BoundReality]

Toby you should play Dark Souls!!!!!!

[DookieLiquid]

you should call the sun "solen", it's swedish! sol just means sun, but solEN means THE sun. YES!!!

[SaikiPace]

I'm always gonna wonder what that sixth language is that he knows. Love, Incomprehension (???), Wookie, TOBUSCUS!!!, German, ______, and English. What is it?!

[LemonLimeGrl]

"Fake it til you make it." challenge accepted.

[shylady45]

I am aware of what helios is, but to Tubuscus it is sol was all i was saying lol

[shylady45]

The sun should definitely be Sol! 90% positive I didnt spell that right, but I can't call the sun Helios :( and it just sounds strange when you call it that. It has been and will always be SOL!!! LOL keep up the good work - love your vlogs!!

And FYI to RestleSsFluX - that is the whole reason there is a no dumping sign FOR that exact reason - dude or dudette. yet is is very sad that people still do it and there needs to be an actual sign to remind them not to :(:(

[chillingnkilling]

@shylady45 helios is the greek tiatn of the sun but his position wa taken by apollo

[arielleferre]

Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^

[saramartins95]

in portuguese we say "sol" for sun :)

[MrCastang]

@saramartins95 pois dizemos

[TheKarolaKoala]

The 7 Languages of Toby:

1. Love

2. Incomprehensible

3. Wookie

4. TOBUSCUS

5. German

6. Literal Trailer/song

7. Lisp

[lildevil272727]

toby swiched topics 37 times!

[zelda0peach]

@1555ironman Ooooh, he was a titan! Thanks, I couldn't remember.

[gamefan228]

@giorgiaexcx

I did.... now I need my ass back

[TheRandomGuyify]

Sol = Latin

Helios = Greek

[Blacknights29]

TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hemulen40]

FISHY !

[ArtIsDance]

I sneezed this morning and all I could think of all was... damn i wish I was watching Toby so he could bless my face riht now ;)

[ChelseaAnonymous]

Dear Audience,

The TV literal played in AUSTRALIA.

Love, Chelsea.

[desilmd]

Idk y but i thought the title was zombie fetish

[nighwingwildpelt268]

the sun's name is Sol Toby, SOL

[tmb317]

AH PUT IT BACK!

[DHessTv]

Pause at 4:15

[delicious619]

Sometimes I take dumps in drains to the ocean

[wootwoot3211]

Press 2. NOW.

[banghiphorray]

wait.... so you came out the womb speaking in your 4th language? Snap!

[ShardChan]

Toby. What would you do, if in the middle of one of your Lazy Vlogs you were looking at a plane , and saw it crashing?

[guyguy663]

like i came out of the womb screaming that ,they were like,ahh,wh- but it back! and my mom was like no,you cant ,but what you doin sucker?lol.3:37

[lillmaxxe]

sol is the swedish word for sun too! ;) and i have looked at the video between 5:57 and 6:00 like 100 times and still does not hear what you say :(

[smellslikedanny]

more than 200 lazy vlogs watched and i still have no idea what he says about the shirt and the annotation in the middle of the video or something

[TheVektorR]

Taht video is so Fu*king boring

[PicklzInDisguise]

when my sister went to L.A for a short trip, the whole time the plane was over Los Angeles she wondered if you would be pointing at her plane so she could say hello back :)

[bandogangsta]

@zelda0peach why do you refuse to put the word god?

[xSimmyN]

Step 1: Turn on Transcribe Audio

Step 2: Skip to 6:22

Step 3: Laugh

[robbiewazup]

audience what are you doing watching me?

me: not much

[2WhatDaHecKK2]

Helios is a titan silly.

[breannejansen2]

t-shirt please



[Gavinprior1]

"TOBUSCUS!!" "AHHH DX PUT IT BACK!!!!!" xD HAHAHA

[FridaGr33n]

Sun=Sol in Swedish! :)

[1qazxsw1able]

@FridaGr33n and in spanish

[VideoFanatic461]

I would love to have a t-shirt Toby! Please?!!!

[RUNNINGxFROMxLIONS28]

that griffin sound that Toby made. was the cutest thing. i've ever heard. in my life.

[LunaireWolf]

=( please sir, may i has t-shirt

[SuperFluffyCarrot]

It's actually Silverfishes from Minecraft

[MrMamfbr]

i never understood what he says in the final part, "*something* bless your face *something* bless you, peace off!". Could someone tell me? Thanks!

[chillingnkilling]

@MrMamfbr if you sneezed in this vide

[MrMamfbr]

@chillingnkilling thanks!

[TieDieCrafter]

@GreekScykoTV I believe it was Helios the Greek Titan of the sun

[thepinguing]

nugget, bisquit, nugget in a bisquit... GOD GET OUT OF MY HEAD SONG

[jaowseph]

My Evil Twin Sister Part 2

[GreekScykoTV]

Dear toby TOBUSCUS TURNER , the hilios you sead is actually greek :) Good work on that hahaha . In gris its pronounced without the H . ILIOS

[PeachThePlum]

"He didn't say anything in English. Everyone was just like 'Ah, just say, ya know, Hello, my name is Griffin and I'm an alcoholic.' And he was like '... marororr..'. That's all he said. So I punched him! :D Hahah! I'm just kidding! .. I kicked him. I'm just kidding!!" <-- Oh my god, Toby.. xDD

[OddballXP]

*flexes during the video*

[WreckedCannon]

I want to win a Tshirt

[lewisjasonbatten]

@syeno lol why do you have ADHD cos I do and I take em for school but part from that I don't and life's a lot more funny :)

[tobuscusisbeast]

transcribe audio= fail

womb= mechanical bull

5:32

[Katnisseriss]

@LittleAdolf12, no... he's a Titan... Titan god if you want to be picky. xD

[supchaka]

my brother says your a noyying

[TheBiAtheist]

@supchaka Then tell your brother he needs to learn how to spell the phrase 'you're annoying'.

[Hollow8342]

the car tried to boop at the end.

[LittleAdolf12]

hey toby i made a real nugget in a biscuit covered in mash potatoes and barbecue sauce but before i could take a picture somebody ate it and put barbeque sauce all over my face.

[kaylee25100]

@LittleAdolf12 COOL STORY BRO!!!

[XxFailtalityxX]

@LittleAdolf12 I WAS VERY HUNGRY!!!! STOP TELLING EVERYONE!!!! IM SORRY!!!!

[PartyPinkie]

Helios is the God, silly

>Sol for Life

[natedawg0051]

haha whatcha doin? sucka

[FitzGarrett]

according to the captions, Democrats are this video...

[brainylunarshoes]

I was blinded by sol countless times in this video... AND I NEVER SEE THE PLANES.... It's so.... so.... so.... Where is griffsor!?!?!?!?

[bluepinky45]

I literally ate nuggets in a biscuit to day.... I dipped it all in mashed potatoes.

[bluepinky45]

@bluepinky45 silly self today is one word

[Katnisseriss]

Lol Helios was a Greek Titan Toby. xD

[LittleAdolf12]

@Katnisseriss Lol actually it was a god. xD

[dragonwolfthing]

@lauracaptured no, he's from mississippi

[BriksLetsPlayArena]

Audience wha !!!!!!

[dragonwolfthing]

last week my friend came over to my house, i live on a very quite street, and we were just hopping and jumping around singing nugget in a biscut! it was really fun and now that is my fav song!!!!! XD

[gmastrcheif]

the majority of casual Los Angeles is a shit hole, but for some reason when your face is in the frame, it looks beautiful and amazing.

[kulkid12345678]

T-SHIRT PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zelda0peach]

Sol- Is the name for the sun in latin (I believe)

Helios- Greek for the sun, but sometimes Apollo is considered the Sun g_d because he drives the golden charriot , but whether or not he is helios or they are seperate g_ds is foggy because in different Greek literature, the use of the character varries whether they are the same person or not

It's a good thing I'm almost as obsessed with mythology as much as I'm obsessed with your videos. If not, where else would you get these useless answers?!

[TheFidodude]

@zelda0peach Sol Is the danish word for Sun C:

[wanderbaseballertje2]

@zelda0peach What's a g_d? o_O

[weirdslippers]

@zelda0peach sol is spanish too :P

[1555ironman]

@zelda0peach Helios was the ruler of the sun during the Titans reign

[NolanG1997]

If I get 50 like and I will prank call that number :D

[HolyCow1AmberM]

the only german words i know is

i love you = ich liebe dich

[HolyCow1AmberM]

toby fufilled my horoscope times 6 thanks toby :)

[ashlyn79497]

omg i stopped the vid at the perfect time hahahahahaha such a funny face!!! 7:07

[Ninjamuffincake]

19 people were about to illegally dump in rivers

[racesparks]

in the middle of lunch (i eat out side btw) and i pointed at a plane and said ooooooo look a plane i love planes and all my friends were like your an idiot to me so then i explained what it was from lol

[sylm93]

tobuscus

[ZtarMaestro]

Why are you so funny Toby "Tobuscus" Turner? :)

[bladicus123]

I can't flex... i got an injection... :(

[TheRumbleNation]

LOL A Zombie Ad Popped Up

[MyNamezTrl]

toby is always alone in the vids.He has no friends anymore. All of his friends have suffered horrible deaths caused by heart failure :3 too many laughs irl xD

[buffy5295]

toby makes me smile so much :')

[firefightermeath]

how in the name of god are you not locked up already, standing on the corners of streets talking to yourself :)

[HELLO0709]

hallo Toby, wie gehts? :P

[lileaglet]

I thought that said "this drains the ocean" .....wow I fail

[thatsbunk99]

Did anyone else see a pop up ad at the bottom of the screen with a random mans face that said TOBY CALL ME? that was strange...

[CptPoison]

That is one difficult PO box number.

[XWIldheartXx]

For a minute I legit thought that the paper was set there XD

[EmilyH6013]

Helios isnt Greek (: 

[vegeto247]

You vlogged in front of a Fire Station and didn't give any props? I thought I knew you Toby...

[zombehpwnzor]

Sol is latin

[13StarCatcher]

for everyone who dislikes............. you have no life or sense of humor!  nothing personal just putting it out there.............

[seuzin]

dat fish hothothothothothothothothothot

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hothothothothothothothothothot­hothothothothothothothothothot­hot

hothothothothothothothothothot­hothothothot

[TheRubenMoon]

Sol (norwegian) = Sun

[schnibblemonstr]

The stain was rainbows! ooh!

[MGSGeneral]

Toby, as a true Pastafarian who celibrates Talk Like A Pirate Day, you must know that it wasn't a Zombie Fish, but just yet another take on the Pirate Fish. May His Noodly Appendages touch you. RAmen.

[TheWierdyBoy]

When...I mean IF Toby dies the internet will go with him

[schnibblemonstr]

I e always wanted to know why you said it! YOU TEACH ME SO MUCH!!

[mikayla3737]

Do u have ADHD? becuz really hyper and cute... I don't really no wat cuteness could b part of.. ADHD... but anyhoo HEY ADHDC huh huh huh

[CrisRaquelPT]

Sol (portuguese) = sun (english)

[MyJoohn]

please come to dhw 2011!!!

[LelouchsLove]

-looks out at sunset- "BYE HELIOS!

[jp42dude]

if that car was just a second later it could have been the BOOP for the video

[tinatem]

LOL @ 03:37

"TOBUSCUS! AHH, PUT IT BACK!"

[malcolmisk00l]

uhm there is a ad next to this video saying "Toby, call me! (385)200-1776"

[blackhand95]

derp...

[TheHerpaderpGaming]

@blackhand95 Yes?

[blackhand95]

@TheHerpaderpGaming lol

[blazejecar]

I wouldn't stain my Tshirt if I ever got one...

[connorsaywhat]

ooo their the worst stains

[crazybc09]

 TOBUSCUS LANGUAGES

1.Love

2.???

3Wookie

4.TOBUSCUS

5.Moms Language

6.hothothothothothothothothoth­othothothothot

7.English

[carnegiemonster]

@crazybc09 6 forever

[dracocrusher]

@crazybc09 you forgot German...

[FitzGarrett]

@crazybc09 what about German?

[Domenicomn]

@crazybc09 you forgot grandbuscus!

[spazzjazz01]

@crazybc09 8. Nerd

[Thecookienator1023]

@crazybc09 'WHEEEEEEWW!!' sounds like R2D2...

[piaxuis]

I totally imagined you tossing a snowcone into someone's face and it splashing all over the place

[banansnegl]

zombie fish made my day. SPONSOR!

[sembanjonphi]

i wonder what the drivers and people walking think of him talking to a camera...

[SigurdLindh]

Crap.. I sneezed right after he said "If you sneezed doing this video..." :(

[Naatti8558]

@SigurdLindh :(

[TheGFFA]

Helios: Greek god of the sun.

Also, the audio's off.

[nmuller789]

@TheGFFA isnt that Roman?!!?

[TheGFFA]

@nmuller789 Nope, Helios was a Titan.

[PantheraLeoKing]

check out my channel, if you watch my vlogs I WILL EAT A DEAD FISH THAT MAY OR MAY NOT REANIMATE. so yeah watch my shit vlogs and i will love you in the straightest way possible ;)