Psychonauts: 10 minutes of Boyd

[CC856]

dog track regulators, it makes so much sense now.

[moastytoasty54]

Honestly, I really liked listening to his ramblings. Gave me funny, crazy ideas for my freewriting.

[sababa9989]

The truth is a colorful diamond.

[rasmus90]

STOP THE PRESSES! Squirrels have EYES! Get the message to the people!

[Lerrek490]

Of course the milks got spiderwebs in it! Taste it!

[dearpetrified]

ron paul newsletter

[goodflo911]

@dearpetrified They havent found you yet, but you know they will, they work in conjunction with... the analyticals man!

[Badgaldinger]

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.

[JackIsASexyMf]

THIS STUFF IS HOT

[who2w98]

best.level.ever

[KiddyCorky]

Gman?

[randomHbomb]

For added fun, open this video in multiple windows/tabs, say four or five, then set them all to different points in the vid, and play them all at the same time.

This must be what going insane feels like.

[SomeGuyFromCrowd]

@randomHbomb Good god it's working

[LBromoHojo]

I wish this was, like, an hour long.

[LBromoHojo]

"Those eggheads in their ivory tower...all in a big fight over...MY HOOCH!"

[PsychofanGal]

The squirrels . . . hmm . . . Are crawling ALL OVER my ssskin!

[Hotsumoto90]

ALL THEM HATERS cracked me up

[coolclaytony]

is the game just generating random words to make a sentence that may or may not make sence.

[Laxanii]

Yes.

[PuissantAlgernon]

@coolclaytony - I think it's random phrases, rather than words.

[n543576]

LOL G man

[XgrimXrockerX]

back in 68 with the.... pelicans, all fighting over for ... WITNESSES! and i know , they pretty much control everything , but they cant hide , can they?

[XgrimXrockerX]

OF COURSE YOU KNOW THIS STUFF! CUZ YOUR AUSTRALIAN!

[FashionistState]

Boyd has to be my favourite character... I love his endless ravings. And he's seriously a joy to RP. xD

[bobbyhooks99]

Boyd should be on CSI. It would make it more interesting! They would be able to solve any case!

[lestyanrobi]

One of the BEST games ever. For me at least TOP 5.

[Lilium90210]

You should make this video again but without the music. So I can use it better for Mic Spam. haha.

[tattleboad]

The truth is a colorful diamond.

[Guyect]

the intelligence community and... the five richest families in the country.... were in bed with.... the COWS!

[ShadowCatGirl1]

The squirrels...they have eyes? I never knew! He is truly a genius of his time!

[AmunRa1]

For a second I thought I was listening to Glen Beck.

[SethWynd]

@AmunRa1

Shame on you. SHAME. Boyd is actually entertaining.

[SethWynd]

@AmunRa1

Shame on you. SHAME. Boyd is actually entertaining.

[EbithioXII]

He keeps talking about G-Man, creepy.

Maybe he is G-Man? In disguise?

[Vexis525]

Of course the milk has spiderwebs in it! Taste it!

[hummmmmmingbird]

oh, YOU THINK THATS REGULAR YARN? DO YOU?

[TheClosetAmazon]

Am I the only one bothered by "The fire will start in men's ware"? After learning how the milkman 'died' it's a little unnerving to hear that...

On a different note, I've always loved how the different themes connect-- starting at 9:30 you can hear bits and pieces of the background music from the Meat Circus.

[CptnGordon]

I am a YouTube commenter. Commenting is fun and interesting. I comment on videos using my keyboard when I have something to say about them.

My keyboard is also used for word-processing, because there are words that need processing, and a keyboard is efficient at processing words.

[SPV999]

@CptnGordon *pictures you using the keyboard as a backscratcher during this*

[publicmasturbator666]

@SPV999 HAHAHAHAHAH

[shamilton1990]

@CptnGordon Factual.

[Dasconscripts]

this is glenn beck in video game form.

[M30W3R]

I read on a wikia that there's an inner program in the game that mixes Boyd's phrases. This means that he has in fact infinite lines.

[ADDNinja101]

I think I know the meaning of life now.....

[martina644]

I just realized...Two of my classmates are named Boyd and Edgar... o.o

How coincidentally xD;;;

On-topic: I just love Boyd Cooper,He's so dang funny!

[TheP1x3l]

"That boy band" ...... Why do I immediately think of Super Junior? O_______O

[CutThroatPhil]

It's like a cyclops!! with a million eyes.... epic!! XD

[aekhoo]

He knows too much. Deal with him.

[theothercrackb0ne]

I found some milk in my pants.

[ZacharyZoomer]

5 people are on the road crew.

[12al34]

Dumb statement, but are they referencing G-man from HL2? Kind of a stretch, but that's what I figured.

[ZacharyZoomer]

@12al34 Actually, G-man is, in this case, short for "government man."

[12al34]

@ZacharyZoomer

Ah, yeah. Like I said, "stretch".

[cag589]

Is it wrong I don't understand a thing hes saying?

[aekhoo]

@cag589 You fool! It all makes SENSE! He speaks THE TRUTH!

[Dissruptance]

MY HOOCH!

[PixelHead777]

Oh my god, they actually randomly generate his phrases? Sweet.

[goaliemandp]

And if they find out I know this stuff.... I'm dead.

[planetrob555]

I know, I'll repeat some of what we just watched here in the comments section, even though we've already heard it a few moments ago!!

[MadamMerlar]

@planetrob555

It's even worse when people complain about it.

[planetrob555]

@MadamMerlar No...it's worse when people defend this idiotic practice.

[galibix]

The squirrels have eyes, Wait! oh man this stuff is hot! at 0:48 sec lol.

[killallhumanslol]

the squirrels!! *cough cough* were dialing through the optics since the year DOT

[JanusHoW]

This man thinks more coherently than most conspiracy nuts on the Internet.

[o0gman0o]

OFCOARSE THE MILK HAS SPIDER WEBS IN IT! TASTE IT!

[WolfoftheDM]

...THE SQUIRELLS HAVE EYES! D=

[PsychofanGal]

This is my ring tone. xD

You have no idea how many weird looks I get when someone calls.

[BlockisticStudios]

You know he's nuts if he is killing his own censors.

[BlockisticStudios]

I see myself as a turtle with a rocket strapped to its back. What.

[Hotsumoto90]

A paranoid turtle with a rocket strapped to its back.

[asvoth]

Who knew glenn beck was in a video game

[Loonistrator]

@asvoth : Nah, Boyd is too lucid.

[Dasconscripts]

boyd had so much dialog. BUT GOD HIS WORLD WAS ANNOYING. untill later

[MangoMongoose]

Well, the squirrels do know the truth.

[BakuKuro]

I could so make this into an MP3.

[islandersrule18]

jesus hes like a schitzophrinic

[Duuudman]

@islandersrule18 He do suffer from Paranoia Shizophrenia.

[islandersrule18]

@Duuudman wow lucky gess

[islandersrule18]

@islandersrule18 nd thx

[Hotsumoto90]

THE MANAGER OF THIS BOY BAND

[ThePoisonAntidote]

If this had an mp3, I would listen to it on repeat while I slept, to see if it effected my dreams and stuff. But of course you know this stuff, because your an Australian.

[Aceronian]

The squirrels got in bed with the analyticals man to get all of us, and no one seems to care.

[PsychofanGal]

"THE DAIRY INDUSTRY!"

XDDD

"Of COURSE the milks got spider webs in it! TASTE IT!!"

"I see myself more as a TURTLE with a ROCKET STRAPPED TO IT'S BACK."

Dear God. I know what I wanna be when I grow up. :D

[JamesJimRaynor]

It would help when translated into english.

[DavyCrocket2003]

"But of course, you know all this, because you're Australian." lol.

[DavyCrocket2003]

lol. It's at 3:21.

[raidonzaper]

The Psycho... Whats its?

[DemoneyesKyo013]

o_o i dont know whats worse......that i watched it all.......or that i understood it all

[eevee4espeon]

boyd is crazy... think i did something like this last week..

[ultimazone]

"SINCE THE YEAR, dot!"

LOLZ

[DreadAle]

"Oh, you think that's regular yarn, do you?!"

[lemonluver99]

I love him XD

[DementedStudios9007]

2:02 Hmf!Get off of me!

[Mandemon1990]

This is is THE best level in the game. And Boyd is THE best character int he game. Until you "cure" him.

[DementedStudios9007]

Once you cure him and he talked to the people of the asylum who got out, he sounded okay.

[HybratKaizer]

This is the greatest thing on Youtube.

[StarmanPhantom]

I don't know why, but I just love how BOYD talks about his theory of the conspriracy, hey, can you make a 10 minute video of the G-MEN? *Whirr*

[cfriday101]

The shoe makers and the psyco whatses signed a tritty with those nut eating rats to eat olives with the bramuta tragnal sharks to help Gman spit on Foyd because G-man is with the suits and the dariy indastery! lol that what i got. :D

[Arceus9295]

G-MAN?!

Wake up Mr. Freeman....

[Aleks251]

of course you know this stuff, cause your Australian

[Shadowhog]

BOYD FOR PRESIDENT

[DawnofNSSD]

this guy is fulla quotes!

[Shadowhog]

"THE SQUIRRELS HAVE EYES"

[bladesandswords]

"oh Riiiiiiiight.....Right under peoples Noses"

[Frozenmunkey]

if this seems so random, its because they actually used a randomizer program to mess all the sentences together.

[Kyrogirl]

really? :o

[soaper4]

Has no one noticed the Monty Python reference?

[Kyrogirl]

....?

[ZoraZord]

uh to get the hanging others or else maybe organized labour

[ZoraZord]

ate a whole jar of olives...

... with the psyco-whatzits!

[moosemaimer]

I love when you use Clairvoyance and see all the crazy connections he does.

[TheP1x3l]

THE FIRE WILL START IN MEN'S WARE.

>O

[bigbuckVlog]

holy hell, how much Dialouge did they record for this character o_0!!

[silverbiometal]

my favorite crazy guy is the bonapart guy you did it raz im one person again not french now im gonna go strangleme an orderly raz:yes yes that would- bonapart:right after i take a nap.raz:whatbonapart:war is hell razputin... and im sleepy

[Thewolfwithwings]

All in a big fight over... MY HOOCH!

[FreeWeasel13]

"They think the windows are tinted, but they aren't tinted nearly enough!"

"The squirrels have eyes!"

But, I think the PS2 version of his rant is different.

[Kyrogirl]

how so?

[FreeWeasel13]

I dunno. I haven't actually played the game in a while.

But, nothing her sounds familiar. ^ ^;

[cliftonkid]

LOL! "But of course you all know all this, because your Australian!" - 3:24

[XMakeArtX]

"the manger of that boyband is fixing the oil prices" lol

[CartoonHeroine]

Boyd is one of my favourite characters from Psychonauts. His crazy and his mind is just hilarious.

[pyram1dhead]

This man's voice is the only thing that could make Brutal Legend even more awesome than it already looks. Please, Tim, make it happen.

[cliftonkid]

I am the milkman. I deliver milk. My milk is delicious.

[farawidebeyond]

"All in a big fight over... my hooch!" LOL

Didn't expect that. XD

[inamerica55585]

they think the windows are tinted, but they're not tinted nearly enough!

[GetfunInc]

...because you're Australian!

[ZetamoonAmos]

You know I never made it that far into his rant......It really is funny!

One quesiton.......now who's mind MADE this rant for the game? Is he the milkman of our world?

[PhoenixBrave]

"Squirrels...have eyes. Oh man. This stuff is hot."

o.o

[Kyrogirl]

lol

[ClairePeine]

GOT IN BED... with the analyticals man...

XDD ahahahah, i cant believe he said that or that i got that far into boyd's awesome 10 minute paranoia...

[DarthButch]

Boyd sees himself as a turtle with a rocket strapped to his back! XD

[fdnfdjnedb]

he's the milkman,his milk is delicous

[Sirthatguy]

lol for a second there i thought you said he is the milkman, when actually I AM the milkman. and MY milk is delicious.

[CunningCoreyCobra]

@fdnfdjnedb I am the milkman.i sleep on the job!

[AkatsukiCrazy]

The Milk mans Delivery is comlplete

[t3hubern00b]

The fire will start in menswear.

[link1o1o1o]

"The dairy industry who are the puppet masters of the manager of the boy bands!"

lol....gotta love boyd

[bladesandswords]

@link1o1o1o Manager of what boy band? please don't let it be jonas.

[uberkris123]

Any Heroes fans recognise his voice?

[Lemurness]

I DO! He's Matt's dad! WOO!

[PikminSoraFan]

Haha, Looks like they took a piece out of Half-Life! G-man!

[silverbiometal]

no gman is a fake goverment agent name that alot of people use for mysteirius spys g-man half life is what they nicknamed him because well its obvius boyd talking about it knowing his nature is obvius 2

[ssw11]

I am not understand.

[XgrimXrockerX]

you know , the g-men in this game are robots of the government that are using fake identities to do many jobs

[NnysSexyAssistant]

Ohhhh riiiighhht...

LOL "if they ever find out im dead!!"

lol i love Boyd and the g-men!! it wouldnt be psychonauts without them. i think this leval is like the BEST in the game lol:P

[wwatkins92]

Man, I just can't get enough of Boyd's ramblings! "It's ugly... Like a cyclops with a MILLION EYES!" Gotta love good old crazy Boyd! At least until he breaks out the Molotov Milk-Bottles.

[Theonemanbandofmatt]

THE SQUIRELS... HAVE EYES

[ynotdrol2]

Technically raz doesn't help boyd he just makes it worse and turns him into a killer and then fred helps boyd.

[DreadAle]

Yeah - the censors actually trying to stop him from going berserk is a neat detail ^^

[insomnitopia]

Raz gives him closure

[marcosementilli]

BERMUDA TRIANGLE SHARKS!!!

[SurferDraik]

Oho Man~ This stuff is hot!

<3Love you Boyd<3

[ANTCOW135]

The milk is delicious!

[Caru2]

I watched this video...it all makes sense now...OH!! They're the ones!! The ones with the hats...but they don't know...they think they can hide it! They think can hide it!! What? Stop playing around!! They're not here, they're over there! IS IT EVEN NOW? No, the balloons are going to...ADAM WEST!! He's the one who...picked my CARROTS!! That's why I don't...don't...have any.

[Leiriko]

lmao XD

[TheP1x3l]

Try burning Boyd and lifting him into the air.

=D

[fuzzyzombielove]

I'm thursty all the sudden...

[SPV999]

Would you like a bottle of dairy-based justice?

[NnysSexyAssistant]

i would like a glass of your dairy based justice random person. :)

[blackeyedp7]

@SPV999 would that be the normal kind, or the expoding dream kind?

[SPV999]

@blackeyedp7 There's dairy that doesnt explode!?

[Crushilista]

And this video... is on youtube... and it's good because... the game Psychonauts is awesome... Oho... riiiiiight

[Nitoryuu]

THE SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nutastic]

What I think is so interesting is that a lot of what he says actually connects with other components of the game... They really thought Boyd's lines through!

I ADORE this game

[Neverhoodian]

The intelligence community and...the DAIRY INDUSTRY...hah,uh...ate a whole jar of olives with...the Psycho-whatsits...uh, to get the HANGING UDDERS...oho, riiiight...and I know they...heh heh, signed a secret treaty with...THE SQUIRRELS! HOW LONG DO THEY THINK THEY CAN HIDE THAT?!

Oh man, Boyd's hilarious. XD

[Uhcip]

so much effort for such a little part of the game

i love it !

[dunceo247]

Of course you know all this YOUR AUSTRAILIAN!!! lol my milk has what the world wants I am the milk man my milk is delicious

[emoshoes11]

x] I love Boyd.

"I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious."