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  • Very enjoyable thank you

  • Way to ruin it with the song 

  • lolll he turned into a typewriter.

  • Alpha as fuck

  • what a music :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • "hmm... I don't know if his tail is big enough...let's see what he drives..."

  • For some reason, that scared the shit out of me.

  • Lol I want that as a pet

  • I WOULD BE SCARED TO DEATH IF I SAW THAT CHICK I WOULD BE RUNNING BY THEN THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE

  • he does ALL THAT for her? and she still says no? poor male bird t.t Although this is true for some human males too. sometimes what you can do best isn'tt enough

  • ROFLMAO!!! = )

  • aka "bitches dance"

  • Oh my god so funny XD

  • This shit fly as hell' & funny =)

  • glad us humans dont have to do a embarassing dance to get some. we just get a pint of vodka or 6 pack of beer and their panties come off.

  • She probably thinks he has not money because MC Hammer came on :P

  • Male bird: cant touch this

    Female bird: Dont wanna

  • Epic sadface at the end of the video...

  • came on too strong

  • LOL

  • the so coool

    

  • He aint trying to mate, He's showing off his dance skills. Get it man, Get it.

  • looked like that bird was wearing a dress at first

  • i thought this was the original clip, but when the song started i LMFAO for about 10 minutes, not my stomach is killing me.

    

  • The smiley face on the bird makes it all the more funnier.

  • bird be all like, LOOK AT MY MOTHERFUCKING PLUMAGE!

  • Awesum!

  • i was thinkin it was so serious but laughed when the music played

  • oh my god i thought this was just going to be a serious documentary clip, and then the music made me crap me pants

  • awww so cute

  • I lol'd hard when the song came up XD

  • girl bird: I dont wanna touch it hornbird

  • @samDisfly OMG. LMFAO @ your comment.

  • lol, cant touch this

  • can't touch this :D

  • he gonna get da bate......lol.....hammer time cnt touch dis.......

  • hmmm...pasa doble?

  • lol that is so funny 

  • She hardly know him,he came on too aggressive,he should give her some personal space,some distant,she took flight out of fright.

  • He's a show off,he's too agressive and he moved too fast.She's just not that kind of girl.

  • A fool in love..

  • lol it looks like a face

  • What is the name of this bird ?

    -a smiley-bird ?

  • if i was a little animal like that omg thatt bird would scare the shit out of me

  • That almost scared me.

  • SHOT DOWN D:

  • awesome music lol!!! we watched this in science class today

  • @gymnasti422 Mrs. Grage?\

  • HAHAHA i loved the music

  • REJECTED!

  • LOLL hes hypnotising her!

  • LOL I WANT ONE <3

  • that birdy is psycho

  • this was on the movie earth...

  • what bird is this?

  • REJECTED!

  • Rifle bird?

  • HOW CUUTTTEEE ^___^

  • i thought that was so hot how the bird tries to impress his mate lol does anyone know what kind of bird is it?

  • It's The bird Of Paradise ^.^

  • is it me or does that female seem stuckup (the brown one) lol

  • my three year old son said..".wow he is a princess:)"

  • Oh you betcha !! she can see all the color in the rainbow and she can definitely see all his color display.Birds can see color,especially the female hens..

  • WTF xD

  • hahaha they added these parts in the movie "earth"

  • LMAO

  • That black & turquoise bird is the jungle equivalent of the guys from A Night at the Roxbury.

  • EPIN!

  • thats mint

  • omf god that is crazy

  • LOLLLL i love how the music comes in at 0:40...seriously...cant touch this! LOL

  • Niccccccce

  • The sound this bird makes reminds me of an old typewriter...

  • loll you too?

  • thats hilarious

  • lol nice

  • the female bird is like "what do you want from me!?"

  • this is totally funny.. but that's their nature.. hahaha cant touch this ROFL

  • what kind of bird is that?

    whats it called?

  • I have se on tv shovs. they're in amazonas they R beautiful colours

  • LMAO cant touch this

  • 0:40

  • Isnt it amazing how in nature, it's the males who are most beautiful and in humans, it's the females

  • It's still men who have to do the impressing though. Women don't have to do shit but look good and they'll get laid. Men on the other hand have to meet a whole slew of criteria in order to just get their foot in the door.

  • @JonathanBloggs BSBSBS you don't even know how much time and effort goes into, makeup and walking on heels. Wearing clothes so you look good, but still freeze you're ass off. Blisters on your food. Waxing. Nails. Hair. Period pains. Giving birth. Birth control. Seriously??? They got it easy? I wish I was a guy :/

  • @ProKate1 Look, your granny could go into a bar and get laid if she wanted to. Sex is a MUCH harder thing to get for a man.

    It's HILARIOUS that you consider getting dressed up all pretty as some massively draining task that I should respect you for.

    Oh and nice job throwing child birth in there even though it's not what I'm talking about at all.

  • @JonathanBloggs I think you're wrong to think that women have it easy. There are certain standards that women have to live up to considering the pressure media has put on us. Guys do have to meet a slew of criteria, but so do women. Sure, the guy has to be sensitive, attractive, secure with himself. But so does the girl. I want to remind you, not all women are born hot, and I doubt you would be horny enough to do anything with my grandmother.

  • @JonathanBloggs

    Getting laid with any random dick who might abuse you is better than having an entire sex industry geared for you, and people valuing you for things other than your appearance? I'll swap sexes with you any day.

  • @Ayyyu Oh no, an entire sex industry you say? How about an entire legal system favourable to women? How about women working shorter hours, giving up less of their life to work in general yet getting payed more when these factors are controlled for. How about men dying earlier. How about any legitimate male problem being dismissed as "privilege whining" while any female problem, no matter how insignificant is treated as important. I'll get you a source on the money when i remember the address.

  • @JonathanBloggs

    I can see why women don't want to sleep with you.

  • @ProKate1

    I know, male privilege whining. Pisses me off.

  • haha, very impressive.

  • Lol my Biology class watched this movie and we were all like "WTF?!" The second bird scared the shit outta us and people were like "Dude if I saw that I'd run away!"

  • he is hipnotysing female!!

  • What kind of bird is that?

  • it's a species of Birds of Paradise

  • what kind of bird is this???

  • Look !! he's smiling from wing to wing !! he's all smile,i don't know how she could refuse him with a smile like that.

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  • i like the blue and black on not this one

  • that bird scares the shit outta me!

  • thats SO funny!

  • Haha thats funny, and that bird got some awesome colors going on with it there =p

  • That bird got moves son! I'm gonna try that at the club.

  • hahahahahah

  • I can't believe you took this from National Geographic, removed the icon and then put your own music in it withough giving credit to the videographer that spent 9 days in the same blind, waiting for a female to show up. Wow.

  • XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    OMFG THAT S SO FREAKIN FUNNY!!!!

    (and a weird bird clam thing....0.0)

  • Brilliant, just hysterical.

  • ik i was like what the hell?!?! thats not attracive at all thats just scary

  • the girls supposed to be attracted to that? that's scary.

  • Music so funny.

  • I love the music, it scared the sh*t out of me.

  • thats wrong just wrong

  • hahhaa

  • The music was unexpected. Great job! xD

  • I've done that dance myself once or twice.

  • holy **** dude... O_O

  • I love the 2nd bird :) been trying to show this to my friend for ages, she loved it!

  • lol

  • The things we do for love.

  • LOL!!!

  • the other bird stares at him 4 1 min in the eyes asking him self what are u? lol

  • He must get so many chicks...

  • wouldn't be surprised if he did, since the male ability to dance signifies an ability to perform in the sack.

  • The male bird looks kinda like a big smiley XD

  • .  . ____

    (____)

  • Birds of Paradise are the coolest things on this planet. Aside from myself, if i may be so humble to say so.

  • looks like Its choking on a lamp shade..

  • LMAO!

  • if you like this check out 'bird moonwalking." the only bird able to do a moonwalk!!!

  • shiiiiit if I could make my face do that at clubs I'd get myself a big bird every night.

  • i love this bird

  • AWSOME HEHE

  • this is a pokemon

  • I know this comment is a month old but you must know how much WIN is in your comment haha

  • lol oh why thank you

  • LOL

  • It probably didnt work because he got in her face too much.

  • this is actually reaLLY INTERSTING

  • omg omg omg omg omg that is awsome

  • DUDE LMAO i saw this is class and so i tried to find this stupid bird again and this is what i got!. Haha

  • Thats exactly what happened to me. What are they called though?

  • Birds of paradise......i think...but then again dont listen to me cause im probably HIGHLY wrong

  • me too

  • laughed my ass off when the music started!!! we cant even get men to dance like that!!!!!!!!! dammit..maybe if we dress them up in a feather tutu!!!???

  • LOL

  • haha in school both of my classes saw this bird on a video and my class loves this bird, we call it 'the dancing bird' (=

  • UFO bird?

  • This is so funny and amazing at the same time.I love it.

  • an amazing mating exhibition  that had to be put down to human levels to be understood, probably, or just to make fun of it,,t'was great til that cant touch this crappy song started.

  • lol!

  • thats not a bird thats a dancing radio lol

  • rofl...the female is like "HEY! WHAT THE FU...WHAT DO YOU WAN...GET OFF ME!"

  • what the hell kind of bird is this

  • It's a bird of paradise.

  • There are a lot of various birds of paradise, in the beginning of the video its a "Western Parotia", towards the end its a "Superb Bird of Paradise" Wikipedia them.

  • lol

  • wahahahaha. the last bird shown was like a mask lol

  • haha Oh man that actually made me laugh out loud. The "Can't Touch This" was perfect.

  • cant touch this hahahahahahahah

  • You dont have to touch, just watch and enjoy this, a rare occasion these days.

  • stunningly amusing, great to smile in this world we are slowly killing. Bless.

  • Ever the pessimist

  • cant touch this lol i like this.

  • hahahaha. TAPDANCING FACE!

  • hahaha. my friends and i saw this in biology class last year and about pissed our fucking cells. omg. it's soooo funny looking.

  • i think she really was scared..lol

  • wow i think he scared her away

  • Poor bird, so funny. He looks like a funky satalitte dish or UFO

  • An avian hammer slide? Who woulda thunk it!

  • hahaha, this is hilarious. but hammer's got one ghoulish ass face

  • hahaha!! great!

  • Hahaha freaky

  • I loled.

  • LMFAO

    Hahahaha.. that's so jokes...

    What kind of bird is it?

  • bird of paradise

  • Bird of Paradise is a name of a family of various tropical birds. This bird, in particular, is the Male Superb Bird of Paradise. The female, shown here, is also a Superb Bird of Paradise.

  • you're a moron.

  • In all fairness, the slow, fluid motion in the first few seconds do have a cgi feel to them and the shadow looks oddly intense (due to uneven light distribution in the jungle), like a lowres shadow map. If i didn't know these were real, i would've had my doubts as well.