he does ALL THAT for her? and she still says no? poor male bird t.t Although this is true for some human males too. sometimes what you can do best isn'tt enough
Oh you betcha !! she can see all the color in the rainbow and she can definitely see all his color display.Birds can see color,especially the female hens..
It's still men who have to do the impressing though. Women don't have to do shit but look good and they'll get laid. Men on the other hand have to meet a whole slew of criteria in order to just get their foot in the door.
@JonathanBloggs BSBSBS you don't even know how much time and effort goes into, makeup and walking on heels. Wearing clothes so you look good, but still freeze you're ass off. Blisters on your food. Waxing. Nails. Hair. Period pains. Giving birth. Birth control. Seriously??? They got it easy? I wish I was a guy :/
@JonathanBloggs I think you're wrong to think that women have it easy. There are certain standards that women have to live up to considering the pressure media has put on us. Guys do have to meet a slew of criteria, but so do women. Sure, the guy has to be sensitive, attractive, secure with himself. But so does the girl. I want to remind you, not all women are born hot, and I doubt you would be horny enough to do anything with my grandmother.
Getting laid with any random dick who might abuse you is better than having an entire sex industry geared for you, and people valuing you for things other than your appearance? I'll swap sexes with you any day.
@Ayyyu Oh no, an entire sex industry you say? How about an entire legal system favourable to women? How about women working shorter hours, giving up less of their life to work in general yet getting payed more when these factors are controlled for. How about men dying earlier. How about any legitimate male problem being dismissed as "privilege whining" while any female problem, no matter how insignificant is treated as important. I'll get you a source on the money when i remember the address.
Lol my Biology class watched this movie and we were all like "WTF?!" The second bird scared the shit outta us and people were like "Dude if I saw that I'd run away!"
I can't believe you took this from National Geographic, removed the icon and then put your own music in it withough giving credit to the videographer that spent 9 days in the same blind, waiting for a female to show up. Wow.
laughed my ass off when the music started!!! we cant even get men to dance like that!!!!!!!!! dammit..maybe if we dress them up in a feather tutu!!!???
an amazing mating exhibition that had to be put down to human levels to be understood, probably, or just to make fun of it,,t'was great til that cant touch this crappy song started.
There are a lot of various birds of paradise, in the beginning of the video its a "Western Parotia", towards the end its a "Superb Bird of Paradise" Wikipedia them.
Bird of Paradise is a name of a family of various tropical birds. This bird, in particular, is the Male Superb Bird of Paradise. The female, shown here, is also a Superb Bird of Paradise.
In all fairness, the slow, fluid motion in the first few seconds do have a cgi feel to them and the shadow looks oddly intense (due to uneven light distribution in the jungle), like a lowres shadow map. If i didn't know these were real, i would've had my doubts as well.
Very enjoyable thank you
shellybirdy 4 days ago
Way to ruin it with the song
melo7477thegreat 1 month ago
lolll he turned into a typewriter.
b1njjj95 2 months ago in playlist b1njjj95's favorites
Alpha as fuck
Roxxzor816 3 months ago
what a music :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
MultiGakka 3 months ago
"hmm... I don't know if his tail is big enough...let's see what he drives..."
nomadicnat 7 months ago 2
For some reason, that scared the shit out of me.
9ssgoku 7 months ago
Lol I want that as a pet
katethewolf1 7 months ago
I WOULD BE SCARED TO DEATH IF I SAW THAT CHICK I WOULD BE RUNNING BY THEN THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE
icyshark61 7 months ago
he does ALL THAT for her? and she still says no? poor male bird t.t Although this is true for some human males too. sometimes what you can do best isn'tt enough
jualkyn 8 months ago
ROFLMAO!!! = )
oxunXyXxango 8 months ago
aka "bitches dance"
puppeteer001 8 months ago
Oh my god so funny XD
Naturelover242 9 months ago
This shit fly as hell' & funny =)
AceDuece8 9 months ago
glad us humans dont have to do a embarassing dance to get some. we just get a pint of vodka or 6 pack of beer and their panties come off.
JustinBtchr 10 months ago
She probably thinks he has not money because MC Hammer came on :P
brentfletcher24 10 months ago
Male bird: cant touch this
Female bird: Dont wanna
NYtassu 11 months ago 18
Epic sadface at the end of the video...
omghegotagun 11 months ago
came on too strong
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uhytiful 1 year ago
LOL
DiscoABunny 1 year ago
the so coool
dragonsrock555 1 year ago
He aint trying to mate, He's showing off his dance skills. Get it man, Get it.
Annihilator27 1 year ago
looked like that bird was wearing a dress at first
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i thought this was the original clip, but when the song started i LMFAO for about 10 minutes, now my stomach is killing me.
danno9901 1 year ago
i thought this was the original clip, but when the song started i LMFAO for about 10 minutes, not my stomach is killing me.
danno9901 1 year ago 3
The smiley face on the bird makes it all the more funnier.
Ultimaroko 1 year ago
bird be all like, LOOK AT MY MOTHERFUCKING PLUMAGE!
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vcbnkmloweqdasz 1 year ago
Awesum!
gamefreak413 1 year ago
i was thinkin it was so serious but laughed when the music played
xXBMTHBabeXx 1 year ago
oh my god i thought this was just going to be a serious documentary clip, and then the music made me crap me pants
kendallbob 1 year ago 5
awww so cute
Rienei 1 year ago
I lol'd hard when the song came up XD
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LOL HA HA HA
BIRDANGAL 1 year ago
girl bird: I dont wanna touch it hornbird
samDisfly 1 year ago 7
@samDisfly OMG. LMFAO @ your comment.
RedEye20 1 year ago
lol, cant touch this
ChaosRiddenReaper 1 year ago
can't touch this :D
RocketPenguin1 1 year ago 37
he gonna get da bate......lol.....hammer time cnt touch dis.......
akpatterson23 1 year ago
hmmm...pasa doble?
parrot582 1 year ago
lol that is so funny
toadking1000 1 year ago
She hardly know him,he came on too aggressive,he should give her some personal space,some distant,she took flight out of fright.
KhmerSerey1 1 year ago 3
He's a show off,he's too agressive and he moved too fast.She's just not that kind of girl.
KhmerSerey1 1 year ago 3
A fool in love..
KhmerSerey1 1 year ago
lol it looks like a face
llreversell 1 year ago
What is the name of this bird ?
-a smiley-bird ?
matlarrantz 1 year ago
if i was a little animal like that omg thatt bird would scare the shit out of me
accident7 1 year ago 2
That almost scared me.
lilacandironpen 1 year ago
SHOT DOWN D:
LatinBarbie009 1 year ago
awesome music lol!!! we watched this in science class today
gymnasti422 1 year ago
@gymnasti422 Mrs. Grage?\
VaniKayne 1 year ago
HAHAHA i loved the music
slowmedown100 1 year ago
REJECTED!
AndyPanky2639 1 year ago
LOLL hes hypnotising her!
b1njjj95 2 years ago
LOL I WANT ONE <3
Littledreamergrace16 2 years ago
that birdy is psycho
Adanosiam 2 years ago 3
this was on the movie earth...
ashon12321 2 years ago
what bird is this?
whatthedew 2 years ago
REJECTED!
TheDiscoLemon 2 years ago 5
Rifle bird?
catsxb 2 years ago
HOW CUUTTTEEE ^___^
DisneyPrincessRemix 2 years ago
i thought that was so hot how the bird tries to impress his mate lol does anyone know what kind of bird is it?
KemetBlack 2 years ago
It's The bird Of Paradise ^.^
LibraInsanity 2 years ago
is it me or does that female seem stuckup (the brown one) lol
TheJellybeanDrifter 2 years ago 4
my three year old son said..".wow he is a princess:)"
grunini 2 years ago 2
Oh you betcha !! she can see all the color in the rainbow and she can definitely see all his color display.Birds can see color,especially the female hens..
KhmerSerey1 2 years ago
WTF xD
WwESuperCena 2 years ago
hahaha they added these parts in the movie "earth"
Tyannalyn 2 years ago
LMAO
Rockdrigo0 2 years ago
That black & turquoise bird is the jungle equivalent of the guys from A Night at the Roxbury.
studiovazquez 2 years ago 2
EPIN!
Derpinguin44 2 years ago
thats mint
jimijamesmorris 2 years ago
omf god that is crazy
YankaMD 2 years ago
LOLLLL i love how the music comes in at 0:40...seriously...cant touch this! LOL
b1njjj95 2 years ago 4
Niccccccce
galacticsteamboat 2 years ago 2
The sound this bird makes reminds me of an old typewriter...
angelic7725 2 years ago 5
loll you too?
b1njjj95 2 years ago
thats hilarious
hammer1727 2 years ago
lol nice
MSVASQUEZ143 2 years ago
the female bird is like "what do you want from me!?"
DoNotPanic236 2 years ago 56
this is totally funny.. but that's their nature.. hahaha cant touch this ROFL
seanzthun 2 years ago 2
what kind of bird is that?
whats it called?
aristocatcoffee 2 years ago
I have se on tv shovs. they're in amazonas they R beautiful colours
cortzen 2 years ago
LMAO cant touch this
Nijiyume 2 years ago
0:40
carman560 2 years ago
Isnt it amazing how in nature, it's the males who are most beautiful and in humans, it's the females
kahrytan 2 years ago 2
It's still men who have to do the impressing though. Women don't have to do shit but look good and they'll get laid. Men on the other hand have to meet a whole slew of criteria in order to just get their foot in the door.
JonathanBloggs 2 years ago 5
@JonathanBloggs BSBSBS you don't even know how much time and effort goes into, makeup and walking on heels. Wearing clothes so you look good, but still freeze you're ass off. Blisters on your food. Waxing. Nails. Hair. Period pains. Giving birth. Birth control. Seriously??? They got it easy? I wish I was a guy :/
ProKate1 1 year ago 4
@ProKate1 Look, your granny could go into a bar and get laid if she wanted to. Sex is a MUCH harder thing to get for a man.
It's HILARIOUS that you consider getting dressed up all pretty as some massively draining task that I should respect you for.
Oh and nice job throwing child birth in there even though it's not what I'm talking about at all.
JonathanBloggs 1 year ago
@JonathanBloggs I think you're wrong to think that women have it easy. There are certain standards that women have to live up to considering the pressure media has put on us. Guys do have to meet a slew of criteria, but so do women. Sure, the guy has to be sensitive, attractive, secure with himself. But so does the girl. I want to remind you, not all women are born hot, and I doubt you would be horny enough to do anything with my grandmother.
ProKate1 1 year ago 4
@JonathanBloggs
Getting laid with any random dick who might abuse you is better than having an entire sex industry geared for you, and people valuing you for things other than your appearance? I'll swap sexes with you any day.
Ayyyu 1 year ago
@Ayyyu Oh no, an entire sex industry you say? How about an entire legal system favourable to women? How about women working shorter hours, giving up less of their life to work in general yet getting payed more when these factors are controlled for. How about men dying earlier. How about any legitimate male problem being dismissed as "privilege whining" while any female problem, no matter how insignificant is treated as important. I'll get you a source on the money when i remember the address.
JonathanBloggs 1 year ago
@JonathanBloggs
I can see why women don't want to sleep with you.
Ayyyu 1 year ago 2
@ProKate1
I know, male privilege whining. Pisses me off.
Ayyyu 1 year ago
haha, very impressive.
kbeat69 2 years ago
Lol my Biology class watched this movie and we were all like "WTF?!" The second bird scared the shit outta us and people were like "Dude if I saw that I'd run away!"
cloudgirl105 2 years ago 2
he is hipnotysing female!!
Krastuz 2 years ago 3
What kind of bird is that?
freestylesphynx 2 years ago
it's a species of Birds of Paradise
bluexxfire 2 years ago
what kind of bird is this???
lilasvia 2 years ago
Look !! he's smiling from wing to wing !! he's all smile,i don't know how she could refuse him with a smile like that.
KhmerSerey1 2 years ago
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KhmerSerey1 2 years ago
i like the blue and black on not this one
Kenzierulz24 2 years ago
that bird scares the shit outta me!
zen552 2 years ago 6
thats SO funny!
tomcatpilot1 2 years ago
Haha thats funny, and that bird got some awesome colors going on with it there =p
dixibabe13 2 years ago
That bird got moves son! I'm gonna try that at the club.
Skyebeka 2 years ago 4
hahahahahah
m3xico1010 2 years ago
I can't believe you took this from National Geographic, removed the icon and then put your own music in it withough giving credit to the videographer that spent 9 days in the same blind, waiting for a female to show up. Wow.
burkeskibum 2 years ago
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OMFG THAT S SO FREAKIN FUNNY!!!!
(and a weird bird clam thing....0.0)
marleychix 2 years ago
Brilliant, just hysterical.
GoodBadUgly08 2 years ago
ik i was like what the hell?!?! thats not attracive at all thats just scary
ematlakson 2 years ago 4
the girls supposed to be attracted to that? that's scary.
THOMASkaaz 2 years ago 4
Music so funny.
freestylesphynx 2 years ago
I love the music, it scared the sh*t out of me.
Twichl 2 years ago
thats wrong just wrong
lilshawty1512 2 years ago
hahhaa
rabideloise 2 years ago
The music was unexpected. Great job! xD
Skarlis 2 years ago 3
I've done that dance myself once or twice.
mcquestion 3 years ago 8
holy **** dude... O_O
BlackPantherDemon 3 years ago
I love the 2nd bird :) been trying to show this to my friend for ages, she loved it!
5kiara5 3 years ago
lol
defleppard20 3 years ago
The things we do for love.
widgit007 3 years ago 5
LOL!!!
DarkWerewolf09 3 years ago
the other bird stares at him 4 1 min in the eyes asking him self what are u? lol
5pedorro7 3 years ago 2
He must get so many chicks...
stargate121 3 years ago 27
wouldn't be surprised if he did, since the male ability to dance signifies an ability to perform in the sack.
trickmastermonkey 3 years ago 3
The male bird looks kinda like a big smiley XD
LadyFortuna 3 years ago
. . ____
(____)
BishopMonster 2 years ago
Birds of Paradise are the coolest things on this planet. Aside from myself, if i may be so humble to say so.
DanTheMan31415 3 years ago
looks like Its choking on a lamp shade..
heyaevery1x 3 years ago
LMAO!
chainsaw745 3 years ago
if you like this check out 'bird moonwalking." the only bird able to do a moonwalk!!!
LesMiserablesLover 3 years ago
shiiiiit if I could make my face do that at clubs I'd get myself a big bird every night.
buttaflutta 3 years ago
i love this bird
eveiejhustle40 3 years ago
AWSOME HEHE
jason83874 3 years ago
this is a pokemon
Truesakura 3 years ago 5
I know this comment is a month old but you must know how much WIN is in your comment haha
MrAnthonyLynch 3 years ago
lol oh why thank you
Truesakura 3 years ago
LOL
lilesco20 3 years ago
It probably didnt work because he got in her face too much.
ethan1158 3 years ago 5
this is actually reaLLY INTERSTING
CallyG1994 3 years ago
omg omg omg omg omg that is awsome
xoxosleepylifexoxo 3 years ago
DUDE LMAO i saw this is class and so i tried to find this stupid bird again and this is what i got!. Haha
Truesakura 3 years ago
Thats exactly what happened to me. What are they called though?
Paragon19 3 years ago
Birds of paradise......i think...but then again dont listen to me cause im probably HIGHLY wrong
Truesakura 3 years ago
me too
Minnie9753 3 years ago
laughed my ass off when the music started!!! we cant even get men to dance like that!!!!!!!!! dammit..maybe if we dress them up in a feather tutu!!!???
CBlinzler 3 years ago
LOL
NamineMoon 3 years ago
haha in school both of my classes saw this bird on a video and my class loves this bird, we call it 'the dancing bird' (=
xanaAelitA 3 years ago
UFO bird?
deathzcruzer 3 years ago
This is so funny and amazing at the same time.I love it.
fungal4 3 years ago
an amazing mating exhibition that had to be put down to human levels to be understood, probably, or just to make fun of it,,t'was great til that cant touch this crappy song started.
theclashangel 3 years ago 2
lol!
mercedesamg190 3 years ago
thats not a bird thats a dancing radio lol
FerociousKay1 3 years ago 2
rofl...the female is like "HEY! WHAT THE FU...WHAT DO YOU WAN...GET OFF ME!"
KakashiBallZ 3 years ago 3
what the hell kind of bird is this
lolipop7799 3 years ago 3
It's a bird of paradise.
Squidduddex 3 years ago
There are a lot of various birds of paradise, in the beginning of the video its a "Western Parotia", towards the end its a "Superb Bird of Paradise" Wikipedia them.
BirdOfNewGuinea 3 years ago
lol
buba132 3 years ago
wahahahaha. the last bird shown was like a mask lol
babyluvz 3 years ago
haha Oh man that actually made me laugh out loud. The "Can't Touch This" was perfect.
jessizz2e 3 years ago
cant touch this hahahahahahahah
212131314141 3 years ago
You dont have to touch, just watch and enjoy this, a rare occasion these days.
Rydelle1 3 years ago
stunningly amusing, great to smile in this world we are slowly killing. Bless.
Rydelle1 3 years ago
Ever the pessimist
guster123 3 years ago
cant touch this lol i like this.
deafmonk19 3 years ago
hahahaha. TAPDANCING FACE!
bridgette724 4 years ago
hahaha. my friends and i saw this in biology class last year and about pissed our fucking cells. omg. it's soooo funny looking.
bridgette724 4 years ago
i think she really was scared..lol
LingFu123 4 years ago
wow i think he scared her away
LittleKidney 4 years ago
Poor bird, so funny. He looks like a funky satalitte dish or UFO
jhi62004 4 years ago
An avian hammer slide? Who woulda thunk it!
4AdtA5 4 years ago
hahaha, this is hilarious. but hammer's got one ghoulish ass face
ahoymatey46 4 years ago
hahaha!! great!
SeverusSnapePrince 4 years ago
Hahaha freaky
ace1800 4 years ago
I loled.
azrane 4 years ago
LMFAO
Hahahaha.. that's so jokes...
What kind of bird is it?
mirdot 4 years ago
bird of paradise
VanillaRoyale7 4 years ago
Bird of Paradise is a name of a family of various tropical birds. This bird, in particular, is the Male Superb Bird of Paradise. The female, shown here, is also a Superb Bird of Paradise.
blanknot 4 years ago
you're a moron.
solsti 4 years ago 6
In all fairness, the slow, fluid motion in the first few seconds do have a cgi feel to them and the shadow looks oddly intense (due to uneven light distribution in the jungle), like a lowres shadow map. If i didn't know these were real, i would've had my doubts as well.
HiAdrian 4 years ago