The Apple "i"

[Totothepuppy]

WTF does it do?

[kate9987]

Lol, on the right of the screen theres an ad for apple ! :L

[mms12x]

@BLazelikeMadness the holes are tiny on the big ball..... THATSWHATSHESAID

[KiiLLBOT]

People seriously believe this hahahaha

[PykohYT]

That would be 1.4 inches from top left to bottom right, actually.

[Calladara]

He spoke a load of bollocks which no1 understands at all i understood is it's apple lol

[ozzyhothead01]

So WTF does it do?

[akaani15]

this literally put me to sleep....

[MrSwiftAzn]

I thought it was supposed to be an "i" ball (eyeball),that enables to see things unimaginable. until "i" saw that rolling in "i" was wrong.

[MrEpicano]

Best dancing ever...

[Ravnen2dn]

erm.. one inch From top to bottom and diagonal?  Yeah... math xD

[wellsyboy97]

it makes me want to kill myself



[lildmckay]

That was terrible

[tacundavid]

I find it funny how you all believe that the diagonal cannot be 1 inch as exactly as they described it. The horizontal distances was NOT specified to also be 1 inch across, therefore it's plausible.

[mcbobery1234]

@tacundavid good thought, but if the vertical distance is one inch, then if there is ANY horizontal distance, the diagonal must be more than 1 inch.

[tacundavid]

@mcbobery1234 With this argument, I applaud you good sir/madam. Thank you.

[JaguarDrive75]

@mcbobery1234 assuming a 2 dimensional stance, but this is embedded into the surface of a sphere, so if the hole to hole vertical length on the surface is one inch, then the diagonal hole to hole in a strait line can also be an inch, bearing in mind the size of the "i" and magnitude of curvature, this is entirely possible.

[MrDarthvader011]

YYEESS that magicarp wont resist capture now...

[tLOLergan]

yeah, but.... what does it DO?

[Timberwolf7585]

@tLOLergan It makes you spend twice as much as other brands for doing half as much, and you have to pay just to use it.

[tLOLergan]

@Timberwolf7585 sooo... its like a terrible movie that was over hyped and over budget... but 10 times worse?

[Timberwolf7585]

@tLOLergan That's basically what Apple products are.

[tLOLergan]

@Timberwolf7585 yeah but with apple products you can play angry birds

[Timberwolf7585]

@tLOLergan You can play Angry Birds on a windows computer. There are websites that basically take the game and emulate it like those old N64 emulators.

[BLazelikeMadness]

Guys did you notice something wrong with this? First the holes are 1 inch away from eachother which is 2.54cm. The ball is huge on the other hand so it doesn't make any sense. Also the button at 3:22 goes more into the ball and looks different from the button on the actual ball at 3:45. Which also shows both the balls in frame and how different they are. I know its just a funny vid but still.

[TalalShadid96]

But Will It Blend?

[spencermillard1]

What does it do?

[NCmartin97]

@spencermillard1 thats the joke.. people buy apple stuff just because it looks nice.

[HermanAnimation]

Well, they didn't clearly do any math... Square root of 2 inches diagonally.

[n64p3]

the sad part is people would have bought this

[mikhail1104]

Wtf

[TheJashikaa]

Apple made a pokeball :OOOO

[JesseStorm93]

@TheJashikaa Thats a big Pokeball...

[tbrennan100]

@boredomgamer this was made 4 years ago

[ArthurCollier1]

0:30 SPIT XD

[MrDawgShark]

I don't get what it does other than make you breakfast for yo lazy ass

[mward2011]

that guy at the end sounds JUST like John Mayer

[MissLFlechsig]

@mward2011 Because he was fakin'.... lol.

[FatnWild]

its a huge black pokeball,....

[Endometric03]

Lol its an apple product.... so what does it do?

(NOTHING.... there's probably a Microsoft product that is the same and costs less)

[Boredomgamer]

I don't think its cool to do that anymore because steve jobs is dead

[foolish42088]

@Boredomgamer well they dont make people play as him since he died. but apple is still a company that can be made fun of. same as all companies. Think of all the companies now of days, most of the founders have been dead for a long time and people still make fun of them what makes apple any different?

[MrGuyPwnsYou]

At 3:40 I was pretty sure he was about to whip it out and flash the audience.

[AwesomeActress101]

I want this

[Thumper949]

for some reason i want one



[Swedishlemon]

So what does it do?

[BrownieDude98]

I love how this just made perfect sense the whole way though, just like apple products are supposed to be, and I watched this on my iPod

[holyhades666]

Its physically impossible for the holes to be 1 inch apart diagonally, if they're also 1 inch apart on the sides. Simple math.

[konradinioni]

@holyhades666 yes. that's why this is not really an Apple product, but a parody.

[schooltrashers]

I see why I never buy apple products. What a waste of money.

[Forge115]

I realized it was big when he said one inch apart.

[cfl565656]

an old spice commercial the only ad on youtube im glad to see!

[sparkyrock4]

I think I'll wait a couple years for the white. Do you think they'll have made a jailbreak by then?!

[mugenrider754]

after watching this, i still not understand what is the function of the "i"

[FreddieTwigg]

@mugenrider754 it's chrome... and glossy, very glossy

[atahulk]

have any of you heard of a little "metal" or known to be that is called dubnium

[TheG4merDude]

YEAHHHHHHHH JOHN MAYOR!!!

[Azianboiii]

I got the wrong idea when the camera was aimed at his crotch...

[scompieie]

a gient ball that does nothing, i want one?

[TheFinlandnator]

√(1^2+1^2)=1.41...

[BlackManSlim562]

"iPod, iPad, iTalk, iChat. iCan do all of this without making iContact"

Marshall 'Soulful' Jones - "Touchscreen"

[fuckoffmyname]

Top left to bottom right is more than 1 inch. ;)

MATHEMATIX OMNOMFGHDGS

[msizemore32]

but will it blend?

[swimteamizzle1114]

I'd probably buy it.

[Mycemice]

Turn it on allerady!! fu**

[LostMySauce]

This is so true though lol. Apple always spends time talking about the looks and the dimensions of their new stuff but never give any specs on what's inside.

[Bert2DX]

So... it makes breakfast?

[essdude5793]

aah, apple.. always developing crap with no purpose

[Stabnjab25]

What does it do

[misterdacify]

i fucking want one

[Pieisgood2me]

Does it make me a nerd to say that I have heard of Polonium Beryllium before?

[DGregster]

3:48 That guy has a sticker from the Contemporary Museum of Art.

[emokidcryininacorner]

I sorta want one.

[McdonaldsHashbrown]

i want one lol

[TigressWhite]

@ICanHasSmash It's spherical. It's chrome. And most importantly, it's made by Apple. That is all you need to know to know that you need it.

[DoctorWhofreak564]

OHHHH lol at first i thought this was real lol

[JohnnyCake12333]

2564 idevice fags lol

[Oldsong69]

....I think Apple has a Peace of Eden .........

[lrebsaxet]

fuck apple RFH2*

[TheMrblockman]

what it do

[ICanHasSmash]

what the fuck does the "i" do?

[smiper123]

@ICanHasSmash thats the point

[adamk678]

@ICanHasSmash its a revolution that will alter reality forever! :D

[LoneCastaway]

2:56 doesn't make sense, that can't be the same distance :D

[Hildron101010]

@LoneCastaway That's why this product is amazing. It defies the laws of the Pythagorean theorem.

[weasel513]

@LoneCastaway they are on a curved surface the distance between the diagonals through space is 1inch the distance along the surface is greater.

[Travaillons]

@weasel513 That's not consistent though.

[iAshGotGame]

@LoneCastaway That's only true in plane geometry lol. This is spherical geometry, so it is possible :P

[9xMineCrafterx7]

@LoneCastaway just my thought

[slundee]

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[Th3SH1ZZ]

but will it blend?

[jsterdawg72]

Math error!!!!!!

[wildcat63456]

the eye sees all

[wildcat63456]

Steve Jobs...

[iSpesh]

@superelephant360 he's singing 'waiting on the world to change' something apple prides itself on- changing the world

[lja222333]

wat does it do

[mattskates27]

He spits a 0:32

[JTandS]

when are they going to release this revolutionary product?

[superelephant360]

i dont get the part with john mayer

[Darkpro777psn]

At 0:33 he spit

[RPG7ssuck]

Simpsons did it. V

[WhiteShadow069]

That is correct the hypotenuse is larger than the other sides so vertically it is not one inch ...an by the way what does that "thing" even do?

[AndyF1996]

@WhiteShadow069 you don't have a sense of humour do you?

[recordnerd21]

Cat.

[Gumshoesamurai]

am 'i' the only person who realizes in the less than four yet more than three years of this video being posted; that, four points equidistant yet having the hypotenuse of three of the points being equidistant to any of the distances between two points is imposssible? Just wondering.

[luigiisthebest100]

@Gumshoesamurai what the fuck is this a joke?

[smiper123]

@luigiisthebest100 obviously

[DennisBayazitov]

moon

[thremtopod315]

3:00 that's not actually possible

[superdpat]

@thremtopod315 whats not possible top left to bottom right? If so your right its not

[darthumar1]

wat does the i do?



[SuperMarioRPG6400]

@darthumar1 Bends time and space, obviously.

[loganlolblount]

i was born in the 90's BITCH! LOL

[guitarhero4kidz]

@loganlolblount 1999?

[sogoddamnchill]

The 90's are not important.....

[obsessionchik4]

@sogoddamnchill LIES!!!!

[kamil1998kamil]

They will clap for anything this video is so stupid I.. I... no comment

[Aerontguy]

I feel like it's the Apple version of the Companion Cube.

[MrAlienFighter]

It looks like an over sized PokeBall

[Siffiss]

I'm convinced.

[wheredmyusernamego]

2:50 - 2:59

but that's impossible!

[worgenepic]

cat



[avengers345]

looks like an oversized pokeball

[ThatMadRussian]

@avengers345 and over priced

[kotapunk]

heart-box?

[AbsolutMassager]

I normally find College Humor entertaining..but this video was completely horrible.....

[ursang109]

For real this time. Last FUCKING video

[jesst818]

Hmmm... The air holes on the life sized I look like they're more than an inch apart

[angelix62]

wtf that thing isnt real is it ?

[JamesThWilliams]

Erty358 Apple has the strictest licensing out there on top of that Steve Jobs was a salesman and nothing more. I doubt he could even set up a network let alone write operating software.

[xx64984]

but ,will it blend?

[skytrimmer11]

uhh.. what

[RubbaHandMan]

to anyone that doesn't get it, this video is a basically a parody of Apple and how the consumers will eat up whatever device has an Apple logo slapped on that back, no matter how useful it is.

I also like how he said, "The 90's aren't important" Cause that was the year apple almost went bankrupt haha

[connorthelion1]

I dont know what it does

[anvosbacon]

apple's pokeball

[erty358]

@weemisslie what do you have against apple or Steve jobs, and I do want the backstory please

[weemissile]

You will never (personally) scam us again. Rest in hell, steve jobs.

[shahrukh10abbas]

the I...is shiney :)

[CritStewart]

who gives a fuck about CDI college

[742617044427]

everyone who disliked this video is a apple fan kiddie who should be ashamed of him/herself for buying overpriced apple products which only use average hardware components only because they like kinda good

...if you want something that looks cool, is expensive and has a lot of hardware power than just get alienware...

[T4Mproductions]

@742617044427 Someone's jealous because they can't afford anything by apple, or a real username.

[742617044427]

@T4Mproductions nah I just like to invest my money in real computers not some fancy looking accessory with shitty hardware

[hanzomonfan]

Wtfwtfwtf

[cpbishurr]

BUT WHAT DOES IT DO?!

[MrBenson3436]

This is just so fucking retarded, that you can't help but laugh your ass of at it!

[MrWilliamld]

Steve jabs had an apple of eden?

[AmazingMagicDude]

when he rolls it back at 3:45 the auditorium is empty:/

[I337s]

Just ordered the i can't wait for it to arrive.

[marcalrafael10]

Wait, i don't get it, what the **** is the point of it

[brokeniphone2]

all 1" holes for that huje ball?

[1922208]

seems legit.

[hifeyracer]

palladium is actually a club in modesto, CA....look it up lol

[pimvriend]

0:31 steve jobs talks with concumption :O

[Bigbadburrows2]

I watched this on an IPod ... But I still laughed because androids are better.

[brokeniphone2]

@Bigbadburrows2 so are you using iphone?so if you think androids are better so try android i 'm using samsung galaxy.

[NatalieRebosite]

@Bigbadburrows2 i agree



[LukeIsNotSexy]

R.I.P Steve <3

[powerup3005]

he had me at shiny



[TheRichSmyth]

Someone's actually managed to suck out Steve Jobs' "reality distortion field" and stick it on youtube. Amazing.

[superZAKTAN]

ummmmmm... what does it do?

[snake10566]

The air holes could happen, in quantum physics.

[Invisodude]

sooo apple made a musical poke ball?

[DaGleese]

those air holes are impossible!

[zamarronelchingon]

SHINY

[thatguy5229]

And another load of apple crak brought to you by the I...

[IDKan4]

So... what does it do again?

[00samee00]

@IDKan4 I think it makes you breakfast

[LOREepic]

RIP Steve Jobs.

[cesar666]

1:05 "the 90's are not important" lol

[Oceanss12]

But will it blend?

[ThePretzelism]

stop disliking this video. this was made in 2008. before steve jobs death

[notfred1233]

i want one

[ME412R8]

I'm watching this in my I.......Pod