When I use to work at a copy store sometimes I worked the night shift and I would tell the cops to come by I have coffee and donuts. I have never heard of the joke about cops and donuts xD.
And he got this frozen look on his face and was like we EAT bagels. I was like SCUSE ME I just have DONUTS, you want some sprouts on your bagels. I thought he was some kinda health nut and he thought I was making a joke about cops.
Lol...reminds me of me with those plastic things that hold soda cans together. I cut them up into tiny pieces and I stand there and think well damn they'll just ingest it xD... =< its not funny but it is healthily to laugh at yourself. I don't want to be responsible for killing those poor sea turtles.
I got it! i landed on the subliminal frame! lol I have made my one accomplishment for the day.. I really have enjoyed your videos and wish you the best of luck with your comedy career!
WHATTHE? u must be homeboiz with like Ascended Master Saint Germaine and like Like J) Esu I.S. CHRIST!! oR sUMFfin'?! Pure wholesome well done message hilarious and humanitarian nothing short of an Agarthan "seXY time" Machine.., oh JOY
@EDD314614 Thats why its funny, because the acting is so bad. but i think they deffinatly did that on purpose. i thought the whole concept of it was pretty funny hahah
@txlee1 San Fransisco, yep, that's about right, except maybe he could have gotten arrested because he was offering a better deal than the medical shop next door, that's a pretty big 20.
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Good work ! Could you please do the same at Key Largo Florida? I seen thousand of poor birds have their foots impaled by fishing equipment ! Go give them a beating super eco officer !!! ^^
@doubi07 I finally got it, its just a previous shot from the video of him holding the plastic bag, probably a mistake in editing. Shame though, I was hoping it was a secret message or something.
@monoBAYO yeah i've come to the conclusion that its the thumbnail for the video. he put it in at the right time so it would put up as an option for the thumbnail
@doubi07 I was able to stop it. its just a photo of him holding the plastic bag just like if you stop the video at 1:01 Must have just been an editing error and he got the video ordering messed up and didnt fully correct it
but its only the thumbnail picture of tim holding the bag with the hippy in the background,if you keep tapping spacebar quickly you might be able to see it.
Personally I like to use all-natural canvas containers I weaved myself using a mixture of barks of a particular species of mimosa and sassafras tress... *COUGH* sorry I think I've got a cold or something.
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Looks like a whole brigade of sourpusses hath hit the 'dislike' option for some reason i care not to ruminate upon
DajuNkdnA 3 weeks ago
Yeah what I thought was a subliminal message at 53:00 was just a click of you in the next clip, still kind of subliminal message
FryMods 1 month ago
true sadly, California pc logic hee hee Jim
greenhawk46 1 month ago in playlist More videos from txlee1
There is nothing wrong with donuts >=-( ... =D
You people too good for a donut! ;)
stayAU 1 month ago
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stayAU 1 month ago
When I use to work at a copy store sometimes I worked the night shift and I would tell the cops to come by I have coffee and donuts. I have never heard of the joke about cops and donuts xD.
And he got this frozen look on his face and was like we EAT bagels. I was like SCUSE ME I just have DONUTS, you want some sprouts on your bagels. I thought he was some kinda health nut and he thought I was making a joke about cops.
stayAU 1 month ago
Lol...reminds me of me with those plastic things that hold soda cans together. I cut them up into tiny pieces and I stand there and think well damn they'll just ingest it xD... =< its not funny but it is healthily to laugh at yourself. I don't want to be responsible for killing those poor sea turtles.
stayAU 1 month ago
You Can't Beat Zip-Lock !
by Johnson&Johnson the family company.
Call1800POO 1 month ago in playlist Drug Busts
HOW TO BE A DRUG DEALER!!!! SUB!!!
Skinny91mp 2 months ago
0:04 S.. Soap!
Proplytiri 2 months ago
hahaha be sure to recycle your gb's people!
kbholla 2 months ago
So soap means sup?
17jtk 3 months ago
420 dislikes. lol.
CainmosniMirrored 5 months ago
I got it! i landed on the subliminal frame! lol I have made my one accomplishment for the day.. I really have enjoyed your videos and wish you the best of luck with your comedy career!
XxLatinoxX 5 months ago
just great :)
Suzannakb 6 months ago
WHATTHE? u must be homeboiz with like Ascended Master Saint Germaine and like Like J) Esu I.S. CHRIST!! oR sUMFfin'?! Pure wholesome well done message hilarious and humanitarian nothing short of an Agarthan "seXY time" Machine.., oh JOY
ZOEIILOVELIFE 6 months ago
LOL i laughed @ plastic bags
GiGmartim 6 months ago
Haha, and other cnidarians... We need more lines like that.
Sinjinator 6 months ago
@Sinjinator Thanks for the support, Sinjin !
txlee1 6 months ago
@Sinjinator Wasn't it 'pelagic cnidarians' ? Either way, nice work!
unharmonix 4 months ago
Isn't marijuana legal in californa anyhow? xD
Vraeyl 7 months ago
rofl
Mrl3g3ndownz 7 months ago
heehehehehehhhahhahahhhehhehhhahahea
whiteorangatange 7 months ago
What was the subliminal message picture? I can't pause the video in time.
MisterAlexUk 8 months ago
i like that. :)
metalhead420fuq 8 months ago 2
I was totally surprised by the "plastic bag" thing :))) Nice ! And i love the bit about rich guys. Keep`em coming ! :D
MrSatanochio 8 months ago
@MrSatanochio Thanks! I plan on it : )
txlee1 8 months ago
yea,thats how it should be.
joemcbobinite 8 months ago
hahaahahahhaha.
DARKsonofCHAOS 8 months ago
I had a window covering the dealer's face. I saw his strands of hair and thought,"Wait, Carrot Top is back in high school?".
:| I must'a been on the durgs, 'cos I was terribly wrong.
Dinker27 8 months ago
kinda got an arnold thing going too (apart from the voice). there must be parts for you in movies.
punkvictim 8 months ago
funny as hell man
kjizzle1000 8 months ago
@kjizzle1000 thanks!
txlee1 8 months ago
Man. i tell you what. Your a trip! by far the smartest comedian since bill hicks.. So dont die. k?
socialinsecurity3 8 months ago
@socialinsecurity3 I don't plan on it ! Thanks for the support.
txlee1 8 months ago
what the crap he a drug dealer but the cop arrested him for using plastic
ginyane 9 months ago
@ginyane oh realz dang I didn't even notice that!
acountddd 8 months ago
@acountddd funny
ginyane 8 months ago
wow, he bought that for $20
shaochiavang 9 months ago
/FAIL
SecksPistol 9 months ago
lol bag dealer he didnt even arrest the guy for sniffing drugs lol
pinkgirl814 9 months ago
gotta get the mason jar dude!
quickySON 9 months ago
LOL.
fullclip16117 9 months ago
lol fail
vaibzzz123 9 months ago
He gave him back the drugs!!!????
HUGZnKIZZEZ224 9 months ago
@HUGZnKIZZEZ224
It's not that complicated.
Sparclen 9 months ago
EPIC FAIL!
mothfuger 10 months ago
The usage of plastic bags destroys the environment.
Smoking weed doesn't.
Makes perfect sense to me, I wish all the cops have been like this... :(
slim240293 10 months ago 19
:50 wUUUt
SteveMiller88 10 months ago
nice one txlee1.hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
cool77ll 10 months ago
Haha, wasn't expecting that. Thats right, use paper sacks next time you enviro-terrorist! "Huh?!?"
theangrygimp 10 months ago
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this was so fucking stupid
BoLovesSkateboarding 10 months ago
lolll
eternity2short 10 months ago
0:53
Look exactly, cut error or subliminal message? :'D
GiloDude 10 months ago
@GiloDude Dammit took me a while to stop it on that exact frame.....turns out it was a cut error :<
SteveMiller88 10 months ago
411 people are filthy hippies.
pianomikey0 10 months ago
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haha the dealer looks like the dealer in Pinnapple express
aliboulala65 10 months ago
haha the drug dealer looks like the drug dealer in Ananas Express
aliboulala65 10 months ago
lol
lilninja981 10 months ago
This guy shoulda been in super troopers LOL
Fleursdelily 10 months ago
bad acting... dorky script
EDD314614 10 months ago
@EDD314614 Thats why its funny, because the acting is so bad. but i think they deffinatly did that on purpose. i thought the whole concept of it was pretty funny hahah
xxnessa144xx 10 months ago
what a load of bollox
kpnutswales 10 months ago
OMG he really reminds me of Tosh.O
hardyboyztoextreme 10 months ago
you know the LOOOAAAAAWWWWWW
Ko700el 10 months ago
The dealer - so discrete...
darthspeaks 10 months ago
Absolutely hillarious!
Except for the fact that there's a sea of plastic particles twice the size of Texas in the Pacific Ocean - as we speak.....
cqsallie 10 months ago
Poor jellyfish... they have mistaken identity...
PlaidmanUTube 10 months ago
plastic bags, haha!
roxanneworld11 10 months ago
California for you
DaFr3shnessIsHere 10 months ago
that is no dub, and nobody hands out bags in broad daylight
sarahkinzz 10 months ago
lol
LonelyLonelyLoner 10 months ago
he beat up onision???? like!
gilkwad 10 months ago
lol I like this
oogp 10 months ago
What a fucking retard dealer. Right in front of a public street??? wtf
NewRevolutionVideos 11 months ago
they mistake them for jellyfish! hahaha
tonebone8 11 months ago
i'm still trying to figure out what was spliced in at the 52 second mark
alemar1122 11 months ago
lol
toyin71 11 months ago
Funny but you had to continue that damned false usage of decimate.... ARRRGGHHH.
leedsm18 11 months ago
Soap?
Sclunger 11 months ago
This is the cheapest humor ever...
kaxibum999 11 months ago
very clever
mboundtogether 11 months ago
lol...wtf??? this cop sucks! xD
djzah 11 months ago
Haha I wish.
kurtheinke 11 months ago
Yes fuck the the weed were busting for plastic now :D
gonfley 11 months ago
OJ Simpson went to that high school
tylertyler82 11 months ago
cheesy but funny lol
MrSeaneym 11 months ago
omg hes camo!
GeneralChurch 11 months ago
That was a lot of weed for $20.. are they really in SF???
PokerVertigo 11 months ago
400 people have obviously never experienced San Francisco.
saintneko 11 months ago
at 0:05 did he say soap? xD
DARKSPARTEN119 11 months ago
LOL
Gabrielvogel 11 months ago
LOl nice
m1o2 11 months ago
What a horrible dealer...
anarchyXarsonist 11 months ago 36
@anarchyXarsonist well, it is san francisco...
bud389 11 months ago
impersonating a cop is now a death sentence (obama executive order)
1973mazdarx4coupe 11 months ago
@1973mazdarx4coupe FUCK THE POILICE!
scarface4724 11 months ago
He looks like the guy from Dexter
ssj17gogeta111 11 months ago 13
@ssj17gogeta111 which guy from Dexter?
txlee1 11 months ago 17
@txlee1 I'm guessing Dexter Morgan (Michael C Hall)
MatchCard 11 months ago
@txlee1
I'm guessing Dexter Morgan, the other Dexter is too short lol
Supertomiman 11 months ago
@txlee1 dexter
Ysef 11 months ago
@txlee1 the gay
kombajndosalatek 11 months ago
@txlee1 Well.. Dexter!
ssj17gogeta111 11 months ago
@txlee1 I assume he means Dexter hahaha and i assume he means YOU Tim.
DaFr3shnessIsHere 10 months ago
@txlee1 Michael C Hall
ChrisTripp 10 months ago
@txlee1 I think he's talking about Michael C. Hall, AKA the person who plays Dexter.
ShoelaceManiac 10 months ago
@txlee1 San Fransisco, yep, that's about right, except maybe he could have gotten arrested because he was offering a better deal than the medical shop next door, that's a pretty big 20.
TMundo 10 months ago
@txlee1 I think Dexter, but I could be wrong, I don't watch the show. I don't even know why I said anything.
JesterMereel 10 months ago
@txlee1 Dexter.
krunkaintdead69 10 months ago
@txlee1 you DO look like the main character Dexter-Michael C hall! ...lol great videos too
nigga2006 8 months ago
@txlee1 Dexter.
DARKsonofCHAOS 8 months ago
@txlee1 Dexter himself, you dont just look like him, you carry yourself in sorta similar way, I just hope you're not a serial killer too
LeBronForTheWin 8 months ago
@ssj17gogeta111 and Ted Bundy! lol
Fleursdelily 11 months ago
@ssj17gogeta111 nah, your thinking of the guy from burn notice.
bassmanboe 10 months ago
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thats so bad....
Naenphus 11 months ago
Crazy Californians and there crazy laws.
MrMetalinyourhead 11 months ago
@MrMetalinyourhead And people ask themselves why the State of California and their economy is a mess!
angelmtza 11 months ago
That was pretty awesome man, keep it up!
ZarMarquez 11 months ago
he sounds like a shorter tosh.0
wasup23tube 11 months ago
dude.. thats awsome
ipatchi002 11 months ago
he kind of looks like Daniel Tosh when he had longer hair
adeelies 11 months ago
if only...
mykylc 11 months ago
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mdcombs79 11 months ago
i want to stand on a corner and sell oregano in ziplock bags
waffleiron24 11 months ago
LOL
imremogheri 11 months ago
Bwahahahahahahaha. *cough**cough* bwahahahahahahah... If only...
pegboied 11 months ago
Good work ! Could you please do the same at Key Largo Florida? I seen thousand of poor birds have their foots impaled by fishing equipment ! Go give them a beating super eco officer !!! ^^
jolebossjg 11 months ago
This stuff is decimating sea turtles.
*BITCH SLAP!!*
ArthurZ101 11 months ago
It's a bit funny but u need more jokes and how far was the kick away from the head about 1 mile
Mikeymurray98 11 months ago
Ha ha ha... That was good mate!J ust discovering your material ...Greetings form Southamerica..keep up!
montalvoandres 1 year ago
Brilliant
mrzeegrr 1 year ago
LMFAO thats awesome!!!
technotimster 1 year ago
Great acting man! :D
Fleursdelily 1 year ago
HAHA at 1:37 he's like "WTF"?
scripturesamurai 1 year ago
hahaha the kid's like??
popprincess6253 1 year ago
Real talk what
tecojo21 1 year ago
The fucked up thing about it is that it seems possible being in San Francisco.
daven58100 1 year ago
i just wasted 1 minute and 47 seconds of my life. that was boring...
WynterVids 1 year ago
Can i have my weed in a paper bug please!
warlordei 1 year ago
HELLLA WEEED!!!
gordddyle 1 year ago
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doubi07 1 year ago 8
@doubi07 It's just the image around 1:02 where he says "This stuff is decimating sea turtles."
KrankesDasein 1 year ago
@doubi07 I saw it. Its just from the near end of the video. Just another clip from the film
SatanicalEve 1 year ago
@doubi07 just freezeframed tht subliminal pic at 0:52 ish its a pic of that cop looking mad holding the bag of weed with the dealer behind him
noodlesnice 1 year ago
@doubi07 it's a picture of the drug dealer standing against the wall and the cop walking away upset with a bag raised in his hand at the eye level
denisbetsi 1 year ago
@doubi07
I managed to pause it lol, its the scene from 1:02 somehow got mixed in 0:52 keep trying you'll see lol
NewYorkBattleCat 1 year ago
@NewYorkBattleCat i wouldn't doubt if thats the thumbnail to the video and he just edited it in at the right time so he could use it as the thumbnail
doubi07 1 year ago
@doubi07 it was the officer holding the plastic bag, like at 1:02
9870321654 1 year ago 2
@doubi07 It's just a picture of a little bit later when he is holding the bag talking about sea turtles.
ronthemoron 1 year ago
@doubi07 I finally got it, its just a previous shot from the video of him holding the plastic bag, probably a mistake in editing. Shame though, I was hoping it was a secret message or something.
monoBAYO 11 months ago
@monoBAYO yeah i've come to the conclusion that its the thumbnail for the video. he put it in at the right time so it would put up as an option for the thumbnail
doubi07 11 months ago
@doubi07 I was able to stop it. its just a photo of him holding the plastic bag just like if you stop the video at 1:01 Must have just been an editing error and he got the video ordering messed up and didnt fully correct it
Argonn2142 11 months ago 2
@doubi07 It's a picture of Tim holding a mic ....it's a screen shot from one of his youtube vids
Gerycurl 11 months ago
@Gerycurl false
its him holding the bag of weed up from the scene ten seconds later
whosyourdaddy25 11 months ago
@doubi07
its around 0:53 for a mila-second,
( i might of spelt that wrong )
but its only the thumbnail picture of tim holding the bag with the hippy in the background,if you keep tapping spacebar quickly you might be able to see it.
98MoJo98 11 months ago
take your canvas bags to the supermarket ;P
ericon52168 1 year ago
THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
ejbot 1 year ago
Ah, that sucks, he got lint weed now...
a10fjet 1 year ago
@a10fjet Hey, beggers can't be choosers. It'll still get him high.
OUTTAIDEAS88 1 year ago
I learned a lot.. Thanks.. X}
cr1mX0n 1 year ago
DANG that why people get cuaght they should use condoms insted
littlemexicantheif 1 year ago
War on Drugs = Biggest waste of money of all time.
davidls11 1 year ago
i don't understand why he was arrested. he didn't litter??
robotdinosaurz 1 year ago
lol
mickmuncher1 1 year ago
too funny:D
TeapTemple 1 year ago
lol if only n we was smkin plastic bags hahaha
Mizzarrk 1 year ago
Chuck Norris was the dealer...
tquasa 1 year ago
Hey man go watch all 4 videos of mine
tuffynis1 1 year ago
lol at 0:53 seconds theres a spliced in scene.
gdogsgdogsgdogs 1 year ago
Personally I like to use all-natural canvas containers I weaved myself using a mixture of barks of a particular species of mimosa and sassafras tress... *COUGH* sorry I think I've got a cold or something.
marsbarz 1 year ago
f*ck u
HerbalCriminal 1 year ago
hahahahahaha
songbird4u 1 year ago
also fuck jellyfish and turtles they can come and kiss my Mexican culo or ass
adasdafdgh 1 year ago
wtf weed is good but fuck plastic bags nigga you cheap ass bitch
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mdcombs79 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
davidenrigalvez 1 year ago
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0:03, Who the fuck says "soap" as a greeting?
PhuckAllYouPeople 1 year ago
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PhuckAllYouPeople 1 year ago
$20.00?
TiaEphesians429 1 year ago
Decimating sea turtles!!
gnarltarl1 1 year ago
Ahahahaaa HA !!!
lusciouslipsdimitch 1 year ago