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  • Looks like a whole brigade of sourpusses hath hit the 'dislike' option for some reason i care not to ruminate upon

  • Yeah what I thought was a subliminal message at 53:00 was just a click of you in the next clip, still kind of subliminal message

  • true sadly, California pc logic hee hee Jim

  • There is nothing wrong with donuts >=-( ... =D

    You people too good for a donut! ;)

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  • When I use to work at a copy store sometimes I worked the night shift and I would tell the cops to come by I have coffee and donuts. I have never heard of the joke about cops and donuts xD.

    And he got this frozen look on his face and was like we EAT bagels. I was like SCUSE ME I just have DONUTS, you want some sprouts on your bagels. I thought he was some kinda health nut and he thought I was making a joke about cops.

  • Lol...reminds me of me with those plastic things that hold soda cans together. I cut them up into tiny pieces and I stand there and think well damn they'll just ingest it xD... =< its not funny but it is healthily to laugh at yourself. I don't want to be responsible for killing those poor sea turtles.

  • You Can't Beat Zip-Lock !

    by Johnson&Johnson the family company.

  • HOW TO BE A DRUG DEALER!!!! SUB!!!

  • 0:04 S.. Soap!

  • hahaha be sure to recycle your gb's people!

  • So soap means sup?

  • 420 dislikes. lol.

  • I got it! i landed on the subliminal frame! lol I have made my one accomplishment for the day.. I really have enjoyed your videos and wish you the best of luck with your comedy career!

  • just great :)

  • WHATTHE? u must be homeboiz with like Ascended Master Saint Germaine and like Like J) Esu I.S. CHRIST!! oR sUMFfin'?! Pure wholesome well done message hilarious and humanitarian nothing short of an Agarthan "seXY time" Machine.., oh JOY

  • LOL i laughed @ plastic bags

  • Haha, and other cnidarians... We need more lines like that.

  • @Sinjinator Thanks for the support, Sinjin !

  • @Sinjinator Wasn't it 'pelagic cnidarians' ? Either way, nice work!

  • Isn't marijuana legal in californa anyhow? xD

  • rofl

  • heehehehehehhhahhahahhhehhehhh­ahahea

  • What was the subliminal message picture? I can't pause the video in time.

  • i like that. :)

  • I was totally surprised by the "plastic bag" thing :))) Nice ! And i love the bit about rich guys. Keep`em coming ! :D

  • @MrSatanochio Thanks! I plan on it : )

  • yea,thats how it should be.

  • hahaahahahhaha.

  • I had a window covering the dealer's face. I saw his strands of hair and thought,"Wait, Carrot Top is back in high school?".

    :| I must'a been on the durgs, 'cos I was terribly wrong.

  • kinda got an arnold thing going too (apart from the voice). there must be parts for you in movies.

  • funny as hell man

  • @kjizzle1000 thanks!

  • Man. i tell you what. Your a trip! by far the smartest comedian since bill hicks.. So dont die. k?

  • @socialinsecurity3 I don't plan on it ! Thanks for the support.

  • what the crap he a drug dealer but the cop arrested him for using plastic

  • @ginyane oh realz dang I didn't even notice that!

  • @acountddd  funny

  • wow, he bought that for $20

  • /FAIL

  • lol bag dealer he didnt even arrest the guy for sniffing drugs lol

  • gotta get the mason jar dude!

  • LOL.

  • lol fail

  • He gave him back the drugs!!!????

  • @HUGZnKIZZEZ224

    It's not that complicated.

  • EPIC FAIL!

  • The usage of plastic bags destroys the environment.

    Smoking weed doesn't.

    Makes perfect sense to me, I wish all the cops have been like this... :(

  • :50  wUUUt

  • nice one txlee1.hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!­

  • Haha, wasn't expecting that. Thats right, use paper sacks next time you enviro-terrorist! "Huh?!?"

  • lolll

  • 0:53

    Look exactly, cut error or subliminal message? :'D

  • @GiloDude Dammit took me a while to stop it on that exact frame.....turns out it was a cut error :<

  • 411 people are filthy hippies.

  • haha the drug dealer looks like the drug dealer in Ananas Express

  • lol

  • This guy shoulda been in super troopers LOL

  • bad acting... dorky script

  • @EDD314614 Thats why its funny, because the acting is so bad. but i think they deffinatly did that on purpose. i thought the whole concept of it was pretty funny hahah

  • what a load of bollox

  • OMG he really reminds me of Tosh.O

  • you know the LOOOAAAAAWWWWWW

  • The dealer - so discrete...

  • Absolutely hillarious!

    Except for the fact that there's a sea of plastic particles twice the size of Texas in the Pacific Ocean - as we speak.....

  • Poor jellyfish... they have mistaken identity...

  • plastic bags, haha!

  • California for you

  • that is no dub, and nobody hands out bags in broad daylight

  • lol

  • he beat up onision???? like!

  • lol I like this

  • What a fucking retard dealer. Right in front of a public street??? wtf

  • they mistake them for jellyfish! hahaha

  • i'm still trying to figure out what was spliced in at the 52 second mark

  • lol

  • Funny but you had to continue that damned false usage of decimate.... ARRRGGHHH.

  • Soap?

  • This is the cheapest humor ever...

  • very clever

  • lol...wtf??? this cop sucks! xD

  • Haha I wish.

  • Yes fuck the the weed were busting for plastic now :D

  • OJ Simpson went to that high school

  • cheesy but funny lol

  • omg hes camo!

  • That was a lot of weed for $20.. are they really in SF???

  • 400 people have obviously never experienced San Francisco.

  • at 0:05 did he say soap? xD

  • LOL

  • LOl nice

  • What a horrible dealer...

  • @anarchyXarsonist well, it is san francisco...

  • impersonating a cop is now a death sentence (obama executive order)

  • @1973mazdarx4coupe FUCK THE POILICE!

  • He looks like the guy from Dexter

  • @ssj17gogeta111 which guy from Dexter?

  • @txlee1 I'm guessing Dexter Morgan (Michael C Hall)

  • @txlee1

    I'm guessing Dexter Morgan, the other Dexter is too short lol

  • @txlee1 dexter

  • @txlee1 the gay

  • @txlee1 Well.. Dexter!

  • @txlee1 I assume he means Dexter hahaha and i assume he means YOU Tim.

  • @txlee1 Michael C Hall

  • @txlee1 I think he's talking about Michael C. Hall, AKA the person who plays Dexter.

  • @txlee1 San Fransisco, yep, that's about right, except maybe he could have gotten arrested because he was offering a better deal than the medical shop next door, that's a pretty big 20.

  • @txlee1 I think Dexter, but I could be wrong, I don't watch the show. I don't even know why I said anything.

  • @txlee1 Dexter.

  • @txlee1 you DO look like the main character Dexter-Michael C hall! ...lol great videos too

  • @txlee1 Dexter.

  • @txlee1 Dexter himself, you dont just look like him, you carry yourself in sorta similar way, I just hope you're not a serial killer too

  • @ssj17gogeta111 and Ted Bundy! lol

  • @ssj17gogeta111 nah, your thinking of the guy from burn notice.

  • Crazy Californians and there crazy laws.

  • @MrMetalinyourhead And people ask themselves why the State of California and their economy is a mess!

  • That was pretty awesome man, keep it up!

  • he sounds like a shorter tosh.0

  • dude.. thats awsome

  • he kind of looks like Daniel Tosh when he had longer hair

  • if only...

  • i want to stand on a corner and sell oregano in ziplock bags

  • LOL

  • Bwahahahahahahaha. *cough**cough* bwahahahahahahah... If only...

    

  • Good work ! Could you please do the same at Key Largo Florida? I seen thousand of poor birds have their foots impaled by fishing equipment ! Go give them a beating super eco officer !!! ^^

  • This stuff is decimating sea turtles.

    *BITCH SLAP!!*

  • It's a bit funny but u need more jokes and how far was the kick away from the head about 1 mile

  • Ha ha ha... That was good mate!J ust discovering your material ...Greetings form Southamerica..keep up!

  • Brilliant

    

  • LMFAO thats awesome!!!

  • Great acting man! :D

  • HAHA at 1:37 he's like "WTF"?

  • hahaha the kid's like??

  • Real talk what

  • The fucked up thing about it is that it seems possible being in San Francisco.

  • i just wasted 1 minute and 47 seconds of my life. that was boring...

  • Can i have my weed in a paper bug please!

  • HELLLA WEEED!!!

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  • @doubi07 It's just the image around 1:02 where he says "This stuff is decimating sea turtles."

  • @doubi07 I saw it. Its just from the near end of the video. Just another clip from the film

  • @doubi07 just freezeframed tht subliminal pic at 0:52 ish its a pic of that cop looking mad holding the bag of weed with the dealer behind him

  • @doubi07 it's a picture of the drug dealer standing against the wall and the cop walking away upset with a bag raised in his hand at the eye level

  • @doubi07

    I managed to pause it lol, its the scene from 1:02 somehow got mixed in 0:52 keep trying you'll see lol

  • @NewYorkBattleCat i wouldn't doubt if thats the thumbnail to the video and he just edited it in at the right time so he could use it as the thumbnail

  • @doubi07 it was the officer holding the plastic bag, like at 1:02

  • @doubi07 It's just a picture of a little bit later when he is holding the bag talking about sea turtles.

  • @doubi07 I finally got it, its just a previous shot from the video of him holding the plastic bag, probably a mistake in editing. Shame though, I was hoping it was a secret message or something.

  • @monoBAYO yeah i've come to the conclusion that its the thumbnail for the video. he put it in at the right time so it would put up as an option for the thumbnail

  • @doubi07 I was able to stop it. its just a photo of him holding the plastic bag just like if you stop the video at 1:01 Must have just been an editing error and he got the video ordering messed up and didnt fully correct it

  • @doubi07 It's a picture of Tim holding a mic ....it's a screen shot from one of his youtube vids

  • @Gerycurl false

    its him holding the bag of weed up from the scene ten seconds later

  • @doubi07

    its around 0:53 for a mila-second,

    ( i might of spelt that wrong )

    but its only the thumbnail picture of tim holding the bag with the hippy in the background,if you keep tapping spacebar quickly you might be able to see it.

  • take your canvas bags to the supermarket ;P

  • THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

  • Ah, that sucks, he got lint weed now...

  • @a10fjet Hey, beggers can't be choosers. It'll still get him high.

  • I learned a lot.. Thanks.. X}

  • DANG that why people get cuaght they should use condoms insted

  • War on Drugs = Biggest waste of money of all time.

  • i don't understand why he was arrested. he didn't litter??

  • lol

  • too funny:D

  • lol if only n we was smkin plastic bags hahaha

  • Chuck Norris was the dealer...

  • Hey man go watch all 4 videos of mine

  • lol at 0:53 seconds theres a spliced in scene.

  • Personally I like to use all-natural canvas containers I weaved myself using a mixture of barks of a particular species of mimosa and sassafras tress... *COUGH* sorry I think I've got a cold or something.

  • f*ck u

  • hahahahahaha

  • also fuck jellyfish and turtles they can come and kiss my Mexican culo or ass

  • wtf weed is good but fuck plastic bags nigga you cheap ass bitch

  • HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA­AAAAAAAAAA

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  • $20.00?

  • Decimating sea turtles!!

  • Ahahahaaa HA !!!