Juicebox

[Stevarious]

Those are some VISCIOUS hickeys there, Kanaya. You need to calm down.

[TempestAmethyst]

SO LOL

[unamericano]

:I Kanaya is best troll

[bloodypanther]

omg xDD que duro!

[lordshin]

SKREEEEE

[IAmComicSans]

oh my GOD

[Readasaur]

Oh god. XD

[grimFashionatrix]

The Mental Images

[WizardsAndHarlequins]

Why are we talking about ships? Come on, people. It's a joke. Ship what you want to ship, it doesn't matter.

[WizardsAndHarlequins]

Those bite marks.

Are those...

Are those hickeys?!

[dragonevee019]

don't trust kanaya.

[HailToTheMoturas]

"I-I love you, Kanaya,"

"I love you too Juicebox,"

I really love how she doesn't hesitate on the juicebox, it's like, automatic.

[NoelEmmons]

Oh my GOD. This is sociopathacilly hysterical.

[Piriathy]

Kanaya's voice is perfect XD

[MrToastOmnomnom]

DAT NECK

[lilyrose2255]

this vid is awesome. too bad i dun support this couple KANKAT FOREVER <3 this one the like.... 3rd kanaya ship on my list. but seriously. HILARIOUS VIDEO.

[RuuriruSuzukai]

Kanaya: Okay okay, Rose may give the best love ever, but juice box gave the best love of ALL TIME!

[Kittychanwilleatyou]

The bite marks on Rose really disturb me.. Like majorly x_x

[SpottieWaffles14]

@SomeRandomArtist

who knows....

i cant myself....

i try to hard ;~;

[SomeRandomArtist]

Why is everyone pretending to be Royx??

*Rxoy

*FUCK IT

[KeybladerStorm]

...Oh I getit.

[MsAwesomerainbows]

lol

[Maskylover]

Is it sad it took me 15 minutes to get it? Lol.

[icewindwarrior]

Lol gros *gors *groos *fuck it

[TonnyPuddingMonster]

So many Roxy comments xDDD

[santoys98]

oh the nicknames i can find ahahaha

[imshirotora]

Hey! Bitch stole my name.... I'm da real Juice Box BC

[HetaliaRoseThorn]

THAT'S what I'll call my Girlfriend!!

[MidgetJelly]

screams

i love this

[Imagistria]

Bucket.

[neonal18]

Stop making these cmoments!

*commnets

*conements

*fuck it

[ShadowImperials]

This hisp is funny.

*ihsp

*pish

*fuck it

[TheMostMostEpic]

What are tose marks on her neck and lips?

*thoes

*toshe

*fuck it

[EnigmaAlpha11056]

Whoever did Kanaya's voice did a really good job here!

[AtomFA]

faggot

[Rpaenaarwhal]

@AtomFA shoosh pap

[qtpie11223344]

@ScorpionWing16 That's EXACTLY what I thought for the longest time let's be forever alone.

[ClaireThuBozo]

augh shut up about shipping it's a funny joke nonetheless

[therandomexample]

It appears to me that Kan-Rose is becoming Octopimp's Ship Of Choice.

[Zylarlander]

Well now we know what happened after Kanaya carried Rose away from John in Switcheroo. xD

[Homestucklol413]

did anyone notice the time skips from 0:09 to 0:11

[loudspeakerist]

I want my new nickname to be juicebox... ;^;

[wizardskunk]

i love kanya's voice, not so much rose's too manly....

[Styroksipaprika]

Next up, Terezi keeps licking Dave while he's asleep because T4STY COLORS >:]

[TDLBallistic]

Why do people pronounce it kun-eye-uh? Isn't it Kaun-ah-ya?

[SuperFrancilicious]

@TDLBallistic Maybe some sort of accent-thingy? My friends and me in Germany ALL say "Kaun-ah-ya", for example, because it's also the way you'd pronounce it if it was German ^^

[Nish0101010]

@TDLBallistic Their actually isn't a cannon way to pronounce any of the characters names- so technically no ones incorrect no matter what way you or they say it.

[xxScenePalkiaxx]

ScorpionWing16 yeah I love VrisKan too

[cuttlefishCutlery]

Hate Kanaya and Rose, but that nickname... xD

[Roflmao9]

MADE MY DAY OMF

[deathisinside]

@polkkarakuri

I love KanGam!!!

Best couple in homestuck fandom, in my opinion ^u^

[joseaca]

huh i misread it as jukebox

still i hasnt dissappointed

[ScenekiddHeartsMusic]

BAHAHAHAHA X]

[shrivak]

. . . . I WARNED YOU ABOUT KANAYA BRO!

[TragicTechnician]

@shrivak *Looks at the scars* IT KEEPS HAPPENING!

[Kairukurumi]

@shrivak I told you dog!

[shrivak]

@Kairukurumi Rose: Kanaya! I'm all jacked up because of you. Look at my jacked up face!

[kysix]

@shrivak IT KEEPS HAPPENING!

[shrivak]

@kysix Dude, somehow my comment is the top fucking comment on this page!

Miniscule as it is, it's just too sick-nasty~!

[RenaGoesRawr]

<<<<<333333

[megalomaniacalHalide]

CANTELOPUE JUICEBOX.

...Delicious.

[whalewithay]

lol, sponsered link is V8

[Nagami122]

ughhhXD

[MattisNearMello]

rose don't like her

[Ebvardh]

I love you, Octo.

Keep shipping these two.

[CeruleanDreamer13]

Does Rose taste like applejuice Kanaya?

[Kairukurumi]

@CeruleanDreamer13 Nah, I heard it's more like Cantaloupe.

[puppylover41925]

If they were real, and they lived in my town, they'd all be in my school in my grade. now im imagining this happening at school.

[AngieChan666]

I love you too juicebox.

[CarcinoGenetisist]

HAHAHA,JUICEBOX...WHAT THE HELL IS A JUICEBOX?

[Arteyumi]

@CarcinoGenetisist A box. Of juice. It's rather self-explanatory.

[Tideblade]

@CarcinoGenetisist Yeah dude, you know, one of those small, square containers with fruit juice in it. :v

[Kairukurumi]

@CarcinoGenetisist It's sad that you don't have them. They're amazing.

[XargenTelNada]

I ship Sol/Sol

[ScorpionWing16]

I must be the only HS fan in the world who doesn't ship this...

(VrisKan forever!)

[demondragon95]

@ScorpionWing16

Your not the only one Xd

but it isa cute couple...Juice Box

[polkkarakuri]

@ScorpionWing16 ...

GamKan/JohnRose.

*hides*

[Tsubakiification]

@ScorpionWing16 then why comment on that here...........

[sonamy12]

@ScorpionWing16 nawh I don't either.

[GameDragon8000]

@ScorpionWing16

You're not alone, bro. :)

[TheHerpderpExpress]

@ScorpionWing16 yes, you are literally the only person on Earth who does not ship that.

[kokiri8890]

@ScorpionWing16 Definitely not alone :)

[ElFreakinCid]

@ScorpionWing16

You're not alone. Seriously, people, they shared a few conversations online and that means they're matesprit material? Come the fuck on.

[CyanidePlaceboEffect]

@ScorpionWing16 You're not alone

Vriskan is my otp.

[ScorpionWing16]

@CyanidePlaceboEffect It's second in line for me! *high five*

[TheMonochromaticGent]

@ScorpionWing16

>shipping

>2012

[jonasisnumba1]

@ScorpionWing16 ilike btoh

*bth

*both

[AppleDapple13]

@ScorpionWing16 I don't ship it either, hun. :D

[IMVEGITARIAN]

@ScorpionWing16

I thought I was the only one. ;-;

[GreenEyedGhostGirl]

lolz XD

[Cranyx]

Kanaya's voice sounds like Liara T'Soni

[CalvinDWalker]

@Cranyx Holy shit, it does at the very end! O_O

"Relax Juicebox... Embrace Eternity!"

[LolyeahitsKaleigh]

Lmfao juicebox

[AiviloTheOtaku]

Hehehe.

[lAwkwardCookiel]

Rose's voice a bit too mature for a 13 year old.

[rikkupell]

@lAwkwardCookiel almost none of the voices 'fit' 13 year olds.

[therandomexample]

@lAwkwardCookiel Oh nuts to them being 13 years old. We ship the like they're 20, so they're 20+

[SprinklezTheHunter]

@lAwkwardCookiel I've heard deeper for 13 year olds.

[XxwarriorwolvesxX]

Do you want some o my juice, what kind of juice is it, its rose flavored...LOLNOPE..

[circusniko]

Lol yes

[FallenJackal1]

wait they love each other what the hell did i miss

[DeRagon3333]

@FallenJackal1 We call it shipping. It's... well, see for yourself.

[sobored671]

so kanaya is a bloodsucker?

[KiddBlack]

@sobored671 She is a vampire, yes.

[sobored671]

@KiddBlack is it wrong for me to think she is sexier now?

[KiddBlack]

@sobored671 If it is, I'm sure there is a large club you can join with your fellow outcasts

[sobored671]

@KiddBlack lol

[CraniumMaddoo]

@NellielTuOrdeschvank Please don't make the "let me tell you about Homestuck" joke without actually explaining Homestuck. I'm sorry but it just annoys people.

[NellielTuOrdeschvank]

@SgtHydra LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK >:D

[ArkaiiTheOriginal101]

Maybe she's called "Juicebox" because her God tier looks like it o 3o

[0Kaxite0]

I find it funny because I was in a memo, playing Truth or Dare, and somewhere along the lines, Rose almost died from Kanaya. This pretty much sums up the "make up" scene.

[TaneseN99]

juice box XD

[OtakuArashi16]

HA Cute

[Undeadguy95]

Very fitting voice for Rose :D

[SarahImmortal]

I lol'd.

[chibiheartluster]

Juice box is now rose's given nickname when kanaya is being affectionate XD

[TheKyhaCraig]

Ohhh, I get it. Heh. hehehehhe. Hehheheheh

[CrayzMario64]

Tasty Rose! Suck her then kidnap her from John!

[pteroid11]

Cannot...breathe...laughing...­too...hard...

[michere11]

Just seeing the bitemarks made me understand it XD

[Tsubakiification]

ba dum tssst

[Fiabug]

LMAO XD I get it XD

[lackofsoil]

lolol

[GenjiFirefly]

I bet Terezi wants to know what human blood tastes like.

>:?

[musicmanz15]

@GenjiFirefly Cherry

[Iyasenu]

I have to say that I find the voices used for both Rose and Kanaya to sound extremely fitting.

[skydarkens]

juicebox. xD

[Neoncelerity]

After reading more comments i must say that I find it downright frightening how many people didn't get it.

[Neoncelerity]

Note how Rose's lips are black like Kanaya's lipstick.

[ElizabethBones]

APPLE juice box ? :O

[8Ashkin8]

... Great, now I'm thirsty. And I don't have any juiceboxes- I mean, lovers- I mean, juiceboxes.

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

i am going to call my girlfriend juicebox

[falsehero2001]

Ha...ha...vampirism...

[MixedUpCc]

juicebox love it.

[fob1257]

lol, I already got it since she is a rainbow drinker :P

[SgtHydra]

What's this from?

[AVIONN2]

@SgtHydra homestuck

[SgtHydra]

@AVIONN2 What is Homestuck?

Is it an animated series?

[GameDragon8000]

@SgtHydra

No, it's a webcomic.

[Erago575]

@SgtHydra

Hamsteak.

[spoofytaco]

hahaha, get it? Because she's a rainbow drinker? *is stupid and should be shot because EVERYONE got it*

[RAWRVAL3R13]

After watching this twice, I finally get it. O:

[Danisaurist]

I had to watch this twice to get it OTL

[TheSodaCanCreeper]

that awkward moment when you mistake bite marks for the effects of an STD

[Frizzapalooza]

That awkward moment when you're mistaken for a juicebox. 

[crystalpool10]

This is fantastic. I am forever going to think of Rose as Juicebox...

[Raikume2]

Loveee her Kanaya, LOVEEE HER!!! <3

[InvaderPyr0]

Oh wow xD

[PandaBearInASuit]

PFFT Rose, your being foolish. Just...

*Sunglasses?*

SUCK IT UP

B{D

[Levolpehh]

suddenly kanayas a vampire

ohgod

[Kairukurumi]

@Levolpehh She's been a vampire for like...the last 2 or 3 acts. Maybe more then that...

[dragonhottie]

@Kairukurumi Since just after Eridan killed her nearing the end of act 5 part 2. Just before Attempt rare and dangerous X5 Showdown. ...Er, I think that's it at least.

[cyndachu]

@dragonhottie I believe you're thinking of "Attempt 3x Showdown Combo.

[yaaay2u]

I love how there's just bite marks everywhere, even on her ear lobe and the bottom of her lip.

[utako6025]

So adorable...

In some weird kinda way. :P

[WASDLeftClick]

My only beef with this: I always pronounced Kanaya differently. I don't care if I was wrong or right, it's just a little bit of what I had always thought was true, might not be after all.

It's really kind of depressing.

[popqueen54321]

@WASDLeftClick How did you pronounce it? I am curios? :D We all have different ways of saying things! Don't worry!

[WASDLeftClick]

@popqueen54321 "Kahn-A-ah"

[popqueen54321]

@WASDLeftClick :) That's how I originally pronounced it as well. Either way works :D And if someone says otherwise they're dead wrong because every reader is different. So they can suck it B)

Either way it is pronounced correctly.

[FlyAwaySongbird]

@WASDLeftClick Well, apparently that's how Hussie's been pronouncing Kanaya. He says he doesn't really care how everyone else pronounces it, so I suppose yours is right as well

[blondenarwhal]

Pfffffff

[Shinidoshi]

I'm just curious... what are those blemishes on rose' neck?

[watersummerpearl]

@Shinidoshi Kanaya is a rainbow drinker. Isn't it obvious she would drink Rose's blood?

That's why this is called Juicebox.

[EPICFAILYER]

@Shinidoshi thats the whole point of the joke

[xSouuuul]

i dont

get it D:

[SuperDanzers]

@xSouuuul Kanaya is a vampire

Rose has blood

[xSouuuul]

@SuperDanzers OOH ok i get it now xD

[gopherdude]

Jesus christ how horrifying.

[ZAznGirlZ]

Whoa, thats some headcanon voice you have there for Rose.

And RUDE, KANAYA!!

[megaguy727]

I wondered if Rose loves being Kanaya's juice box, I mean, lover.

[HipsterNagarski]

I saw this the other day and laughed so hard. XD

[MrJacksonbeck]

Awwwwwwwwwww :D

[KitsuneKyukon]

Kanaya, let's not kill her here.