Ironically enough, that's your mother's pet name for me, and she calls me that every night that I come over and deep-fuck her in the ass while TechnoViking dicks down her vag.
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well i surely can tell you the man is proud to be gay.i see him leading the pack of sugar ass'es to a block gay parade...rainbow power to you hobo faget
erez, you tosser thats not a french name is it? it does not need explaining... the mans a tosspot just watch the vid and it is obviouse my gallic snail eating twat..
can someone explain what's technoviking??? cauz i'm french and there there're some teenagers who dance technonik but their dance looks gay's dance but i've not ever heard about technoviking.....
Stupid little American liar. You and your dad didn't do anything except squirt cum into each other's mouth. You never flew to Germany and located the Techno Viking or kicked his ass with 20 guys. And if you did, why would you jump someone 20 against 1? Typical American shit talking pussy. Go take a few more squirts on your tongue asshole. And be sure to show this to your dad and private message me for my real life address so you guys can get 20 men and come to my house and beat me up.
OMG Jitmut your so lucky you are still alive, jeez man be careful next time why the hell would you go and do something so stupid. HE should have danced all over your face with his huge boots, and made you beg for mercy, and then smite you with the power of Techno and drank from your skull while your blood drips from his awsome beard!
Some will never understand the power that is the Techno Viking. Chuck Norris wishes he was as muscular and could dance as good as the Techno Viking. They had to use a special lens on the video camera just to capture the footage of a demigod on the streets with mortals. None stare directly into the eyes of the Techno Viking because it is said to cause cardiac arrest from the fear it generates. An offering of spring water is one of the only known offerings that will spare your life.
its like the cock of the walk dance of the gonads king of the bush man african zulu land boom boom its radical and old fashion nothing new under the sun.
That was directed at imothep08...and his man spunk-craving mother. God, what a freak. Give it up for imothep's mom, everyone.
shiggidyshlade 2 years ago
his body looks natural...
AlmightyZEDANIUM 2 years ago
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A formidable looking northman like that should have more respect for himself. *shakes head* He looks like some clown from a gay nightclub...
docwolfman 3 years ago
Go fuck your mum honestly you fucking coward go fuck your mum
slerfslarfelikuk 3 years ago
your a hooker
crispybacon100 2 years ago
Techno Viking rules! Those kids are pretty good at scratching too, and the combination is most amusing.
monkeyssomejerk 3 years ago 3
got damn hobos are every fucking where...kids stay off of drugs are be like this cock strong sugar ass butter me up popeye looking motherfucker
imothep08 3 years ago
Ironically enough, that's your mother's pet name for me, and she calls me that every night that I come over and deep-fuck her in the ass while TechnoViking dicks down her vag.
shiggidyshlade 2 years ago 3
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Kennyuchiha42777 3 years ago
erm the kids won
darkninja123490 3 years ago
bad ass moves
delboyrides 3 years ago
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well i surely can tell you the man is proud to be gay.i see him leading the pack of sugar ass'es to a block gay parade...rainbow power to you hobo faget
imothep08 3 years ago
famous last words, "techno viking is gay"
joesmith64 3 years ago
this dude is my hero hahah
TheCloot1 3 years ago 2
he looks like keith jardine
WeHaveNoUsername 3 years ago
fix pula,un drogat!
molioa 3 years ago
technoviking wins...dancality.
Zsonic2 3 years ago 5
Ugh... ye! Guys, effin smile ffs its supposed to be joyful video! :D
ffaall 3 years ago
Great video. My comment below was for TheRealDrache.
GesusKrist 3 years ago
nice
ikilledxxxx 3 years ago
i want that track send me a message plz =)
amm023 3 years ago
Not Viking ,German Dude, Dude !!Viking is Norwegan, German is German.And this Dude is less cultivated.
tritium75 3 years ago
heh vikings are from several countries in scandinavia...
prizzma 3 years ago
Skus me, im not Viking,im Keltish.
tritium75 3 years ago
and have to say... not all of us from scandinavia dances like that xD
prizzma 3 years ago 2
Only the losers don't.
trisiti 3 years ago
that can be but germany isn't in scandinavia ^^. that doesn't mean he's not technoviking :D.
XxDensetsuxX 3 years ago 2
erez, you tosser thats not a french name is it? it does not need explaining... the mans a tosspot just watch the vid and it is obviouse my gallic snail eating twat..
Bazabrush 3 years ago
can someone explain what's technoviking??? cauz i'm french and there there're some teenagers who dance technonik but their dance looks gay's dance but i've not ever heard about technoviking.....
erez76 3 years ago
lol... dude... the name "technoviking" is just a viking that dances to techno music, really not that hard to understand...
palin1234 3 years ago
What a prick, if ever I see him I will give him a slap just for being a tosspot.
Bazabrush 3 years ago
really see what happens then this man eat man!!1
ssssss1453 3 years ago
ummno offense but technovikings a jerk i bumped into him by accident once and he got all pissed off at me for no fucking reason
jitmut 3 years ago
what the hell are you doing bumping into the technoviking?
robbyracette 3 years ago 8
You should of died by just touching him, thank him for letting you live for that grave mistake you commited. Peon
TeddyOG 3 years ago 5
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lol i got my dad and he got my brother and my brother got like 20people and we looked for him when we found him we kicked his ass i was rofloling
jitmut 3 years ago
Stupid little American liar. You and your dad didn't do anything except squirt cum into each other's mouth. You never flew to Germany and located the Techno Viking or kicked his ass with 20 guys. And if you did, why would you jump someone 20 against 1? Typical American shit talking pussy. Go take a few more squirts on your tongue asshole. And be sure to show this to your dad and private message me for my real life address so you guys can get 20 men and come to my house and beat me up.
TheRealDrache 3 years ago 6
hahaha! richtig so! xD
gdl1988 3 years ago
That made me rofl all over my house. Seriously 700 stars just for that...you are amazing.
GesusKrist 3 years ago
your fucking stupid....only black people jump guys 20-1...seriously when was the last time you have ever seen a white man fighting when 20 others?
toad3001 3 years ago
Calm down with all the "american" sh!@#t, PUNK. Come round here wit that attitude and get SMACKED son!!!
D0plganger 3 years ago
Your a fucking douche!
gsxr750ccs 3 years ago
i bet u never seen
him like for realz.
i bet you just wish
u did cause he such
a bad ass.
Uberboober08 3 years ago
I bet you bet alot...
ffaall 3 years ago 3
for realz
MUNKYBZ 3 years ago
OMG Jitmut your so lucky you are still alive, jeez man be careful next time why the hell would you go and do something so stupid. HE should have danced all over your face with his huge boots, and made you beg for mercy, and then smite you with the power of Techno and drank from your skull while your blood drips from his awsome beard!
Dotleo1 3 years ago
dude relax urself hes gay anyways
jitmut 3 years ago
whats about him??!
Dougles15 3 years ago
LOL! excellent!
garcibus 3 years ago
Pierdolona Era Techno
Dregoon01 3 years ago
the analogs <3
n0ddy06 3 years ago
technoviking kicked my ass once
I WAS HONORED!
Mystery69 3 years ago 3
iTS BASICIALLY A TRIBAL DANCE DISPLAYING DOMINANCE.
dentrynick 3 years ago
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Some will never understand the power that is the Techno Viking. Chuck Norris wishes he was as muscular and could dance as good as the Techno Viking. They had to use a special lens on the video camera just to capture the footage of a demigod on the streets with mortals. None stare directly into the eyes of the Techno Viking because it is said to cause cardiac arrest from the fear it generates. An offering of spring water is one of the only known offerings that will spare your life.
TheRealDrache 4 years ago 3
nice
jmetalmilitiac 4 years ago
Perfect sync!!!
diopane 4 years ago 2
hahaha awesome
coggodoggo 4 years ago
techoviking kicks ass.......all hail techoviking
way3x4 4 years ago 3
che scoppiato!!!!!
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
gianmarco850 4 years ago
1 ... 2 ... 3 ... go ;P! DER HARYYYYY :D!
krazerone 4 years ago
the start is nice :D ;)
itsinournaturetokill 4 years ago
That's crazy if I am not mistaken
CristyFIare 4 years ago
its like the cock of the walk dance of the gonads king of the bush man african zulu land boom boom its radical and old fashion nothing new under the sun.
fromthispoint 4 years ago
its tribal man its like something in mankind and drums like tribal gatherings he was the grand tribal stud its 1000's of years old cave man days.
fromthispoint 4 years ago
that dude could definitely kill me.
sethcat99 4 years ago 3
gay
chilenazo7 4 years ago
Way Stupid... The scratching takes all the fire out of the technoviking.
ianbrox 4 years ago
stupid
thehoeslaper 4 years ago 3
video fails
caosvalencia 4 years ago 3
get it techno viking!
921144666 4 years ago
reminds me of wow with the night elves
brothersinarmTW 4 years ago
no condition....only 20sec.
biglol
ELBrisco 4 years ago
lol Good video. That scratching matches Techno Viking's dancing very well.
ScaperSteph 4 years ago
You are wrong
technoviking doesnt match to music
the music matches to technoviking
mac0man 4 years ago 19
that's what he said
Teemupa 4 years ago
you are right...infact I was high when I wrote that....my bad
mac0man 4 years ago
Technoviking doesnt dance to the music.
THE MUSIC DANCES TO TECHNOVIKING!
ALL HAIL TECHNOVIKING!!
StSIZpanX 4 years ago 3
of course it matches technovikings dancing. have you forgotten? techno viking doeesnt dance to music, music dances to technoviking
archonFlux 4 years ago 4
its true you could play anything to technoviking's dance
gamejunky420 4 years ago
haha not bad
robeywan 4 years ago
Techno Viking just beasted everyone
Azuto123 4 years ago
thought it sounded familiar!!
ratothebambaclot 4 years ago
Seems no one knows the 1st song..so I tried recreating it with what tools I had...Check it out
junorave 4 years ago
Sorry.. the original songs..
t10toni 4 years ago
what's the name of all the songs?!! anybody knows that? .. ( sorry for my english )
t10toni 4 years ago
Does not even compare to Techno Viking Jumbo Hotdog!!!!
Jeebusyourstupid 4 years ago
The best parody so far, cause you showed interest in beatmatching, great work.
reallyangrydwarf 4 years ago
i remember those 2 kids scratching!
soberbytool 4 years ago
heres the original video of scratching. copy this into the search
''Q-Bert Showcase @ Allies All Star Beatdown (3 of 3)''
rayzer1981 4 years ago
haha sad attempt at claimin to be scratching. the scratching is actually from DJ Q-bert in a battle. search q-bert n you will find it
rayzer1981 4 years ago
Yeah Dj Sara vs. crazy viking
Fablus22 4 years ago
Flawless victory!
donkameron 4 years ago
i have bought here a very cool t-shirt of this guy!
letonja(.)at
Athoia 4 years ago
hahahahahahahaha, brilliance!
Bobmcd0 4 years ago 2
TechnoViking FTmotherfuckingW
qwerty392613 4 years ago 3
I LOVE YOU TECHNOVIKING
syko84 4 years ago 5
HELLS YEH
charginmahlob 4 years ago 3
FUCK YEAH!
VannevarBush 4 years ago 2
FUCK YEAH!
waggabiggadoo 4 years ago 2
"lets combine to of the most random things found on youtube this week!"
so brilliant.
so random.
haitek 4 years ago
oh my god i can't stop laughing. That was flawless!
xmensuckballs 4 years ago 3
He is the TechnoViking... That's who!
acesanugal1 4 years ago 8
Hell yeah! Indeed.
HiAdrian 4 years ago 3
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that guy sucks! who is this guy think he is?
saltedsnake 4 years ago
how could it not fit well? this is the power of technoviking.
micahw83 4 years ago 3
dude WHY does that fit so well?!
ziminaiman 4 years ago
technoviking for president!
gregcicles 4 years ago 3
hahaha
vigi86 4 years ago
hey juicejohn, type dj sara in the search. u'll find them. njoy!!!
ClubBandit 4 years ago
ALL HAIL TECHNOVIKING!!!!
rorgazm 4 years ago 3
You've gotta link this as a response on the 5 year old kids scratching page..
juicejohn 4 years ago