My Evolution of Asians

[AznBoiz928]

LOL I thought we already are taking over the world with mad kung fu skillz.and by putting Azn on everything all over the internet... o.O I guess I was wrong? ^-^

[luckygurrrl13]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO <3 <3 <3

[mnniemouse12]

its sad how asians are forgetting their roots =/ i think asians should be in touch with their roots, but still be a modern day american. =]

[shortspiracy]

i knew it!!!!!!!!!!!! asian takeover starts now!

[sheepandgreen]

This is great

[daffyjay]

So true and so funny

[Lingstarismo]

Gangster asian reminds me of peter chao xD

[aznhottie52]

omg we are so gonna take over the world..

muahahahaha...

[ednamei]

Asian invasion!

[catlin248]

Roflmao!

"Got rice bitch, got rice?"

[catlin248]

I still laugh at that everytime I look at this video!! xD

[Love4HelloKitty]

i luv the mums accent so funny

[iwantadamnNZaccent]

omg too true xP

[mrtigerrr]

I like how your videos have a purpose to them. It's really meaningful.

[Randomguyization]

lets take over the WORLD!!!!!!!!

[WuHoo21]

haha this was funny!

[tskitz]

is he gay?

[tiffyouyangalang]

aren't asians are already taking over the world? well not the american generation... but look at China- it's the fattest kid on the playground. we can't even turn our back on them b/c who knows??while we're out at recess they'll be in the classroom eating our lunches.

[ItsaMeStevenT]

ur analogy is kinda weird lol, but i get it. i guess this video's a bit dated huh?

[catlin248]

Rofl!! "Got rice, bitch?"

[amy2779]

this is too true

thank you for making this video

ure funny btw!

[janeysman]

this is pavel and your wrong russians will take over the world, ah who are we kidding its gonna be the natzis

[Mok3sp33d]

Lol lips don't sync. I don't know if that's supposed to be like a subtle asian joke!

[Thefallnstars]

I'm with you. Asians must have complete world domination =]

[Berserker07]

AH FUCK, I KNEW IT, I KNEW THEY'D PULL THIS EVENTUALLY, QUICK SOMEONE WARN THE KISSENGER!

lol, funny, thats not a asian thing though, thats an american thing. Everybody forgets where they came from and those who do uphold it are generally looked down upon as "obsolete". I mean it would be awsome to see a bunch of Samurai walking around again and... um... well i gusse the mongolians if they became those huge barbarians would be cool... um... thats really it though, middle kingdom sucked.

[chrisbima]

LOL man that was good shit. :) Like, extremely good shit. haha

[DarkTsukuyomi]

"ITS TIME ITS TIME TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.... Whos with me" hahahaha so funny

[kinnakin]

LMFAO My mom does that too ahhahah

[MarktheSharkSheehan]

o SHIT!

[billflame]

I love Jurassic park

[Keytap15]

WTF?

LOL!

[billflame]

cool

[aznfreakboy258]

lol nice○_○

[musicmylife123]

AZNS RULES!WE ROCK!

[devilpo123]

you're a chinese ! wo hen hao;D

[squishysushee]

hahaha!!

OMG I HEAR THEM SAY "MORAL FIBER" too!! hahahahaa!

and the ear picking thing... my grandparents do that all the time lol

that whole act was totally true. ur hilariouss!

[iBzRockyy]

All right i kept your work. I took over my school so far. My goal is to try and take over my whole suburb area.

hehe

[malongdigosh]

lol rule the world

[C0mmanderMB]

"Its now time for us asians to take over the world!"

//

Nice...

[Aarosome]

HA i new it all along i new the asians where going to take over the world it hit me when i realize every item in wal mart is made in some part of asia

[iCHUYY]

TRUE!

[PK7gurl]

xD viva la asian

love your vids!!!!

[510musicmaker]

are you filipino or chinese?

[Treyroccaluvv]

LOL hav u seen Mychonnys' angry asian parents video??? "Buddist palm you boy!!!!

[yumicoco918]

omg so true!

ur videos are great and funny xD

[Basketcase32787]

Asian Pride!

[mizuginyuki]

i love the part then you says ..everybody wang shung tonight........ how do you wang chung ?

[liloasiangeckos]

lmao i loved the end part ... "So whos behine me.."

Hahahaha..

O.o lmao haha!

[SaturnWeirdo]

dude your videos are funny. im subscribing.

[ThaoiiBabee]

sooo true :D

[charmainejoy]

haha burger kinggg :]

[girlrocksandrolls]

ahahah all u said was true!!!

[sherluc]

I love that when you do impressions of your mom that your eyes are closed lol. Great video! You remind me of a younger version of Kevjumba.

[kairilim]

3+3 equals to 6 AH!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!!!

[tommorosdarkness]

oh hahahah

whats the last song called ?

[ItsaMeStevenT]

around what time?

[ShariLand]

AHAHAHHHHHA.

"aoooooo!!!! ni hao ma!!!"

[mnmizqt01]

haha uve gots a neww subscriber!! it was hilarious

[tammyJinn]

hahahaha^^

[johnnytsng]

Nigahiga: 1

ItsaMeStevenT: 0

[Kotkagotka]

Oh gosh xD That's why mixed marriages are best, a nerdy asian + a laid back white person = the ideal ;P

[ndntakeover24]

im technically asian

lets do this!

takeover!!!

[kagomehey]

"got rice bytch got rice?! got food, got sood..." wait....whats sood xP but still awesomely thought on...exactly how we asians evolved since landed in america...

[smarti17]

haha i get the moral fiber. :D

funnny vid

[mizuginyuki]

lol nicee

[woahhazel]

I reaaaaaaally understand this video. My mom is like, the exact clone of your acting.

[funnybones123]

I love the "Got rice" part. Haha!

[mary4governor]

i liked this video. *subscribe

[ParadiseloveKiss]

whooo!!!Dictator. At least ur a funny one ^^.

[lilochanger]

lol funny my parents do the same thing

[feelalive9]

haha, nicee... x3

[cellmate89]

dude; you are Sooo different here to your latest ones.

:D

[ItsaMeStevenT]

yeah, this was right before i left for taiwan over summer. i lost heaps of weight there. :P

[izzabellyboy01]

LOLL

that was great

[Gelliesama]

hell yeah!!!!!!!!!

[PeaceLoveAsians]

LOL!

Luckily I am adopted, so I get to be Asian without Asian parents! Yayy :]

[ItsaMeStevenT]

lol, you lucked out.

[sampagiet]

hahaha that was funny man!

got rice bitch, got rice? xD

[LivingChrasityDreams]

Nuuu~ I can't embrace the asian culture XD I am like... the anti asian XD I don't play games, I suck at maths and study and I am too creative. Plus me and my parents are easygoing XD Lol, haven't we taken over the world already? XD Love the video!

[ItsaMeStevenT]

uhmmm i believe we have already taken over the world. but "shhh" they just don't know it yet! haha

[iPong]

Hahaha dude this video was awesome! 90s was AZN gangsta, 21st century would probably be asians taking over the internet xD lol

this video is gold dude =)

[WillTheMaster]

dude i cant believe your dissing your momma like that..shameful. poor whining frail old woman XD...who the hell talks like they got a frog down their throat

[nittienerdface]

whoa!

epic video lah

lul.

xx

[kristiibby]

lmfaoo .

how true. :DDDD

[ItsaMeStevenT]

now we just need everyone to realize this truth now! :]

[hahaelf]

hahaha i think this is one of my favorites

[ItsaMeStevenT]

its one of my faves too woot woot

[PoofSmoof]

umm pretty nice video :D i wish i was asian :D

[ItsaMeStevenT]

we all have a little asian in us ;]

[EmmaDilemma91]

i agree! im asian on the insideeeeeeeeee :D

[iKeeeed]

nahhh, my mm is coool.

[ItsaMeStevenT]

mm? whats that?

[xxStarburst]

i think he means- mom?

lols, but this is like supperr funny.

-to take OVER THE WORLD!

whose behind me?!"

[Subscriber96]

lol

[Rotarrius]

i keep watching the first 55 seconds over and over (not that the rest isn't brilliant- it's just too funny!)

[PhotoshopPanda]

o_o

LOL. x]

[karflooie]

We already HAVE taken over the world. We're just so stealthy and ninja-ey about it, the rest of the world hasn't caught on.

[ItsaMeStevenT]

so true. i mean look at vancouver! and los angeles!

[Rotarrius]

this was so freakin funny!

imma subscribe (as soon as i change my pants...hilarity makes me pee a little)

[ItsaMeStevenT]

lol!! uhm.... *awkward turtle

[Mickz963]

omg, btw.

Wang Chung is like a band or something.

YOUTUBE IT.

[ItsaMeStevenT]

its not that i don't know who wang chung is. its if you've ever listened to that famous song of theirs, they say "everybody wang chung tonight." so how does one "wang chung".

[Mickz963]

;)

one must always wang chung.

(:

[tigerlilly955]

OMG! your video makes so much sense, and it is so true... I'm indian and i speak hindi at home... but a couple of girls i kno don't speak hindi at all even though thier parents are from india, and i'd say something in hindi and they'd be like.. Huh??

[ItsaMeStevenT]

what has our world come to? *sigh

[ShinnoIX]

hey, you should do a version of this going back to 1840s and 50s.....or you could do an Asians meet the CaucAsians in the 1540s....

chiggers??? the little red bugs that burrow into skin and make you itch? ahhh, no i get it

[ItsaMeStevenT]

chiggers are asian ppl who try and be black :P

[sungis]

Yeah, I am half Japanese and half American (my father's blood has been on these lands since the 1700s) but I feel like I disappoint my mom a lot by not knowing her language and stuff. It's a shame, really.

[ItsaMeStevenT]

you should take a language class then! :]

[jeondrogyny]

juz considering our population(asians in the world), we already rule the world. =]

[ItsaMeStevenT]

haha, that's true.

[Mickz963]

omgggg

what ethnicitiy[sp] are youu?

[ItsaMeStevenT]

what ethnicity to i look?

[Mickz963]

rofll,

How am I meant to say that?

Just tell me :P

[ItsaMeStevenT]

lol, huh?

oh i meant "do" not "to".

guess what i am! :]

[Mickz963]

ur,

you chinese?

[ItsaMeStevenT]

part of me is!

[Mickz963]

urm,

Viet?

:P

[ItsaMeStevenT]

Japanese!

[Mickz963]

:L

I can't tell these things (H)

haha

[nguyenmt101]

it diesnt happen to me lol im a daddys girl lol

[ItsaMeStevenT]

"daddy would you like a sausage?"

lol, random.

[Crazyjew0306]

lmaoo niceeeee

[ayucatATONOMIplasma1]

yes let rule the world

[ayucatATONOMIplasma1]

my mother was born in korea but was rased in america

[abeesting]

HAHA,you are clever.

"And they STAYED.. which is why you couldn't get that tech job a few months back"

I also love "Got rice bitch? Got rice? Got food? Got soup?.."

But onto the the serious stuff, I completely sympathize with you on the whole strict parents thing. I'm leaving for college tomorrow and my mother said to me, "Make sure to be in your room by 9!"

I also think it's very important to keep a hold of your roots. So it's cool to see I'm not the only one who feels that it's important.

[ItsaMeStevenT]

Thanks for this very though-provoking comment! its cool to see that there's still hope out there! :D

[thehorrorseries]

lol.. i liked it!!

[graypejelly]

hahah... im asian.

i dont know how

to speak

my parent's language

:/

[codeagent47]

hahaha same here! lol

[ViciousRiceX]

what a shame!

[shurikenxhunter]

you're a moron. you're just reinforcing the stereotype

[WLuico]

its just what the blacks did and look at them 20 years from now

[FoShoJr]

Asian Fo The Win!

[962airplanes]

haha great dude. i think this is a great vid. you should be put up ther w/ nigahiga and kevjumba.. >.> iono i thought the vid was good

[dxdugan]

lol niceeeeeee ;]

i love your videooooos

[niamtxiv]

ahahahahahah i so agree with you but my parents are not that strict. lol ahahahahh love it

[ReverseAntagonist]

Ahaha. This was hilarious. xD

I'm white, but just about all of my friends are asian, so I am more or less an honorary asian. And I have watched scenes similar to the first one so many times between my friends and their parents.

[J91617]

Ok man this is so damn awesome!! lol

[openingstar]

You are one funny kid :) !

[sincerelyjenny]

your "mom" accent is so funny!

[thedevilrocksnikes]

wordddddd :/

my dads full white but my moms fill pinay,

so he thinks he can treat me liek "an asian."

roflmaaaaao.

[TheGiveness]

Oh mah god, do all asian minds think alike?

I've been thinking of World Domination for centuries! :)

Woooh~

Btw, your acting skills are awesome! x]

Keep it up!

[MeidoKun]

Im with ya brother! POWER TO THE AZN! FOR SPARTA! Oh... oops, I mean, FOR ASIA!

[rawRiHtsCathy]

HAHHAAH hilarious .(:

[ohnoitzaznkid]

hahha lol its time for us asians to take over the world ahahha that made me crack up im on your side lmao [=

[Illogicalation]

5/5

[squish4542]

lol ASIAN FTW!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?­

[christinexd0pe]

HEY Like WTF does FTW MEAN ?!

[squish4542]

for the win

[ionavalanche]

Asians have already taken over the world, there everywhere. I can't even imagine what China is like.

[armyofgrr]

gowwt rice bitch!!

[jung567]

yea.. asians always study..

[xlenaxboox]

lol.[:

oh myy i kno who to

speak problem

is i cant write lol.

buhhh chyeaaa GOO ASiANS.

:DD

[xhkxboix]

yes.. RICE POWAH!!!

[kiggakid]

i'll take over the world by myself.

it is really weird how some of us are first generations born in America. since this place will serve as the motherland for millions of future asian babies.

I hope we can wipe out the stereotypical belief that all asians are chinks.

really though. saying all asians are chinks are like saying that all white people are germans.

[Adondonz]

oh god.... My Asian Side says Yes.... but my white side is saying ONLY IN AMERICA!

well played sir i salute you haha

[krazyaznmina]

LMAO.Hey i speak laos and write in it x]

HAHA.That thing in the beginning,exactly what happened to me on Friday night last week,its like you put a camera in my house xD.

Hell yea im behind you...(=

Finally taking over the world again!

[WenHao07]

i live with 2 hong kong girls...

so i know officially speak (or understand "Chinglish")

my housemate's mum calls our house every day and speaks to me in chinese and she asks every day:

"Has monique at dinner?"

"Did monique study today?"

"Did monique sleep early last night?"

and if i answer yes to the last question she always say "What!! Why didn't she stay awake to study?"

bahahaha so i learnt to say automatically yes yes no- she studied.

[iamtalds]

moral fiber? it reminds me of the movie "the girl next door"

[elephantROCKandRULE]

yeah!

WOO

awesome [:

[ndtitanlady]

wooooo someone who understands

: ]

nice man

[ItsaMeStevenT]

it was a true pleasure entertaining you and the audience =]

[aznconquerer]

im in....wats da plan....lol

[ELYinc]

HAHAHA that was funny. love the subliminal messaging but u've got a big point. i'll help u take over the world hahaha

[MissYau]

This was so FLIPPIN' HILARIOUS!!!

Favourited!

I loved it!

So many funny parts - oh my gosh the beginning part with the impression of the asian mum was GOLD!

[ItsaMeStevenT]

Ironically, my mom doesn't even have an accent... loll, i just figured ppl could identify easier.

thanks for your feedback ;)

[buttbitch12]

you know the chinese are 1/6 going to 1/3 of the human population on the planet, we all together are 6 billion.

So you guys are already taking over the world!!...

literally

[cellmate89]

ahahah so true.

i really got into the whole azn thing too. but i went back to bein a nerd... it's in my genes so to speak.

oh man; i so agree with you in that world domination thing! lets do it!

[ItsaMeStevenT]

Haha i think i've gone through that same phase xD

[Gekkouka15]

WOW....not bad at all,i really appriciate this vid

i think if u make a few more vids and plus some jokes in it,i bet u will be like Kevjumba or like Nigahiga

[ItsaMeStevenT]

lol, that's a long path from here XD

but someday maybe... someday ^^

[jenilucious]

i think this is one of ur best videos steven

[ItsaMeStevenT]

thanks jen ;)

[sabeenabean]

i seen a couple of your videeos and your very intresting with a sense of humor :)