Left 4 dead 2 Intro *AUSTRALIAN CENSORED VERSION*

[Hunterkillerxxxx]

Boomer at 2:19 on the floor standing on blood

[iruparatso]

Christ. I'm amazed the Aussie government didn't censor Ellis' t-shirt while they were at it.

[legocontrollerjr]

this is why if i ever create a game that is really bloody and austrailia wants me to censor it, i will personally fly there and start selling uncut versions for half off.

[Pikashu17]

If they were gonna censor anything in this game, it should've been the Spitter, lol.

[Your1nnerself]

At the rate they're going, I'm surprised that they kept the guns...

[walker29100]

i like it

[MissMousegirl913]

...I am so glade I don't live in Australia....

[Jiterdomer]

What a bowdlerisation....

[DaShortyHouse]

I would totally buy all my games online if I lived there.

[DarkWingedHunter]

anyone see the smoker with green smoke around him at 2:17?

[IronHedgehog1]

1:01

zombie: WHOLY SHIT THAT BULLETS FA- OW MY NECK! *dies*

[thepokemonkid61]

A zombie game gets censored for violence yet they allow Dead space 2?

Glad to be an american

[OSpartan1170]

LOL at 0:35 look at the infected girl who should be missing an arms head. It looks like someone used MS paint to put hair on her

[OSpartan1170]

Am I the only one who paused at like 2:05 to get a better look at the smoker xD

[sharp937]

Lame

[halfNERD17]

new zeland über alles

[BionicLunchbox]

L4D2: Double Censored Version

All the guns have been replaced...

by walkie-talkies...

[halofan2525]

I DID IT WHEN ELLIS SHOT THE CHARGER ON THE BRIDGE I SAW BLOOD

[TheLilgamerdude]

Ya see this is why America KICKS ASS

[jdsVII1]

i notice an astounding absence of gore and/or bodies flying through the air

[JBhitman6]

2:52 how do u do that?

[rysnyper50002]

Left 4 Kiddyland 2

[crazycomicsinc100]

Poor austrailians don't get to see the bloodyness of left 4 dead ):

[JagexNub999]

looks like there been a change a plans

[DrClay999]

Riot zombies don't exist in the game because its considered violence against authority figures????

I guess zombies are the police now.

Who'da thought.

[FunnyGuy5051]

this makes the bible game look more fun

[KalSerta]

I'd rather let this game get banned instead of playing it like this, its an insult to valve and zombie slayers all over the world. If I play a zombie game I want all the blood, guts, and the fucking gore that comes with it god damnit!

[TheVotolom]

is this why theres so many little kids playing l4d2, they all thig version so there parents would be happy?

[armyoftheredgamers]

@TheVotolom You know you can automatically censor all the blood and guts to be like this by going to the options.

[Ilikeham1000]

Right lets get blaming people for this

[SCGod]

I hear sounds of gore, but I don't see any. This can't be right.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but this trailer mocks Valve's effort and creativity of this awesome, epic, zombie-killing-first-person shooter.

[AnbusKi]

I think I'm going to be sick! I didn't see one drop of blood what kind of shit is this?

In closing:Mature rated game with no blood? Australia I pity you! It makes me recognize all the things I take for granted when I see this.

[twinkster66]

wow im surprised they kept the curse words haha

[badoing2000]

agh im buying this on ebay but i dont know what version it is :( i dont want the censored version :L

[lastmidnightrider]

low budget game

[JakeLebsock]

My internet connection right now = -4.21

[HvHvP]

report un usaly behaveriorer

[BlazeTheChronic]

Hell of a way to ruin a great game Attorney General Michael Atkinson/John Rau, as an owner of the uncensored version I have to say looking at this makes me want to crack out my Sega Mega Drive and play Alex the Kidd in Shinobi Land, Gain Ground or Aeriel Assualt, it would sure as hell be a lot of more fun than playing this version of the game. Seriously, you're not doing the developers, who worked hard to make this what it is, any favours by censoring this game.

[TuckingFypos101]

I noticed there's gib explosion sounds but no blood anywhere whatsoever.

Pretty much like they missed.

[Valhawyn]

1:46

OH NO THERES BLOOD ON THE CHARGER

[gentlemenjocard]

So they censor out the blood but not the profanity. Fail.

[Starcraftgamer97]

@gentlemenjocard By profanity do you mean when they say "DAMN, SHIT, KILL ALL SONSABITCHES"?

[gentlemenjocard]

@Starcraftgamer97 right. If I was gonna make a censored version of this game, i'd... no, wait. On second thought, I wouldn't even try.

[Lawlzy72]

@gentlemenjocard Australians actually use swear words alot, so thats probably why.

[m8y511google]

im in this

[DrClay999]

Quick question!

Why is 2:00 edited so poorly? All they had to do was edit out the blood, whats with the crappy angles?

[DrClay999]

It looks like those really old movies, back before special effects were made. 

[XxF1R3WALK3RxX]

*yawn* BORING man just replace the guns with water guns and foam baseball bats

[devileye669]

man......why release this game there? really why even sell it in a place where its that censored, its so pointless....I also love how the elevator doors just magically stay open when while Ellis is being grabbed XD

[IronHedgehog1]

i didnt know they still made dora the explorer games...

[Modusoperandicod4]

apparently when people get shot in australia their is no blood and their bodies disappear soon after death.

[ericwhat9898]

I just died a little bit inside... :(

[shadow4877]

This makes me cry.....seriously, I just did.

[jettling]

that's just embarrasing...

[shadowluigi1111]

1:45-1:55 WHAT IS THAT PLACE!!! the fire makes me think Dead Center but there was a clown and it was way to high up and a charger broke though a wall. There were no walls like that i think. Where is it? I know im being critical but its bothering me.

[supacool1235]

@shadowluigi1111 It looks like they're climbing a rollercoaster,plus there's a clown,so probably Dark Carnival.

[shadowluigi1111]

In Australia no one has blood i guess. Or the power to get wounds. And tell me why when the elevator opens up there is blood on the door. THE ONE SCENE THAT HAS IT!!!

[lord1234title]

australia i feel bad for you. also is this rated T?

[TuckingFypos101]

They totally butchered the chainsaw into the zombie's body part...

[tacozombie483]

haha the chainsaw part. 

[SweeneyToddlover124]

This.is.pure.torture...

[briafromxbox]

WTF

[Asdf7200]

Enlighten me: Exactly HOW did Jack Thompson's Australian clone get a political office?

[TrakMiro]

If they're gonna butcher the game that bad, why even release it there?

[Ghouul]

The Australian government required that Valve remove the "Security" logos on the body armor zombies, because it is illegal to have a game that allows the player to kill authority figures.

Apparently, in Australia, it is important to teach kids that brain eating zombies should be obeyed and respected.

[memonem1]

Only thing diff from USA version is the elevator part

[JabeccaProductions]

@memonem1 also some blood and gunshot wounds are removed from the zombies as well as any attacking or blood spattering hits are off screen

[Carlotso25]

Lolwut?

The point of having zombie games is that your not causing any real harm to real LIFE figures.

Censorship in a game about zombies?

Thats like Way of the Dragon without Chuck Norris.

[petey207]

Australia, my deepest sympathies...

[Ilikeham1000]

It wasent Englands fault Australia....

[killme955]

FUCKING AUSTRALIANS

[TheMassacre231]

Australians are pussies.

[iyaz221]

they should sell it but not to kids like 10 or 12 year olds just give to 18+ (i just mean autralia us can sell it to kids lower age like 11 years)but i no y they dont sell it so people wont grow violent thats y its a peacful place over there

[imyawning]

@iyaz221 but they put the image in to peoples heads that if i shotgun you in the head you will just fall down

[nappeboy201]

A zombie game without blood is like a liverpool teenager not being on crack

[halofan2525]

@nappeboy201 or master chief without his armor

[savegame21]

Get your pirated version of the AMERICAN Left 4 Dead 2 today!

[Didymuss1]

@savegame21 Why? Just pirate the English version and have it spelt properly!

[sirpizo555]

lol the chainsaw bit had no blood what so ever

[Lunarbs]

I dont understand whats the point in getting rid of the gore? seems pointless since its violent anyway. Can't they just make it 18+ or something

[tigerspartan06]

wtf was that at the end?

[pdavda86]

Australia SUCKS for gaming!

[Bulbasaurdude]

WOW, that was the most boringest intro I've ever seen, If i saw this before trying the full game myself, i'd never buy it

[Crazystick5125]

1:57 - 2:10

I lol'd. . .

[VirtualCentral]

IM SO SORRY VALVE!! i mean jesus they had to render this 2 times 1 uncensored and censored i feel you valve :(

[Pivotchop]

Would've Been T Rated without the swearing.... But im glad thats not censored

[NeedU2Subscribe]

this game is basically shit without gore

[HaloGirl41]

@NeedU2Subscribe got that right

[Shadowtheheartbroken]

thing is, censored it looks like a bad movie. i want to shoot somebody in the face and see brains flying not a face australia, and apparently germany too, im so so sorry you have to retard games.

[mattyboy98gm]

After all these horrible changes, I thought there was gonna be like at max 4 zombies at the bottom of the elevator... BTW at least they did not take away our chocalate helicopter. :]

[playten]

the camera angles look just plain weird wen they tried to censor it

[Ashce1]

2:39 fallen survivors

[ciriloZking]

they killed this bad ass intro

[MeCanTalk]

how the hell did Australia manage to edit that much out of the original intro? I'm so sorry for you non-americans...

[573W1E6R1FF1N]

@MeCanTalk UK Version is UNcensored :D

[96ab11]

it looks like the zombies are bullet proof god I feel sorry for Yahtzee and the rest of Australia

[Snake1045]

You know, if Australia can make a horror movie about killer bunnies (which they have it's called "Night of the Lepus") with more blood than this, why can't they have non-censored games?

[RobbieMcskillet]

Why the fuck is Austrailia so sensitive about gore and shit? They've got plenty of shit that will kill you, i'm sure blood and gore won't scare anybody.

[Yohome11]

whoah look at the chainsaw elevator part, it's horrible! and when the doors shut look at how clean they are

[noeyedeer2jk89sx]

How could this happen, does Saxton Hale know about this yet?

[FoBCHaRLoTTe96]

Oh god! I Feel so sorry for you guys!!!!!! D: They took away some of the best parts! ROCHELLE'S AWESOME HEAD SLICE WITH AN AXE! IT'S GONE!!!!! AND THE GORE!!! THE CHAINSAW ELEVATOR!!! TT__TT

[EVILdemon1123]

What a wonderful way to ruin a work of art

[Swordoforion101]

This is for FUN!!!!! Now Australia sucks.

[Swordoforion101]

why Australia? Are they trying not to have people see blood? Its a goddamn GAME

[mistagrimm115]

Ya'know shit like this makes me feel glad to live in america. Even though they use subliminal messages in tv I love blood in my game. I am so sorry Australia. The worst thing was the Smoker scene. This version is like grand theft auto but all you do is talk to people.

[williambirkin1]

ellis is like "holy shit this sucks"

[grumpyman2]

There's still blood splatter on the elevator at 2:17...

OH NO AUSTRALIA'S GAMERS WILL BE SCARRED FOR LIFE!!

[FastAndFuriousClips]

WHAT THE HE- AAAHHH

[hudaka100]

violence against authority figures wtf ?!?!?! and wat was that thing at the end?

[khaosfaction]

oh dear god, so terrable

[HanyoTheWolf]

Francis: I Hate Austrailia.

Me: Seconded, What the hell.

Real life: -facepalm-

[ytWatchhound]

wtf did they do to this?

[spongewut]

Australia i am disappoint.

[pikmenguy]

ok if these things dont drop blood then they are really flexible robots they should of called it when robots rule >:O

[AliceGoBoom]

That...really sucks. I am SO sorry ;-;

[AlphaPhox]

I feel bad for Australians.

[sanzoisawesome2]

FFFFFFUUUUUUUCK. Australia ruined the entire thing. X(

[fredandbobinc]

Australia ruined the game! :_[

[Sh0ckth3r4pygames]

The zombie that has no arm in the US, has an arm in australia....

[wrath957]

I thought this was rated "M" not "T"

[MyXChemicalXAngelX]

I actually cried. Is that a bad thing?

[Hauntzor]

INVISIBLE BULLETS: ONLY AVAILABLE IN AUSTRALIA

[gamershrader]

sad face

[DuncanW08]

russians are lucky

[TheToxicwildhog]

IT WAS MAGIC ellis used his powers to keep the elevator door open!!!!!

[Azkazan]

2:01 Are you still technically an agent of the government when you are a mindless flesh-eating monster?

[patsfreak]

Well, if the Aussies are gonna put up with it... Maybe they deserve it.

[stategamerguy16]

The US may have obesity, a weird accent to some, and our economy may suck right now, but at least we aren't australian!!!!

Thumbs up if you agree

[StudioAR3]

@stategamerguy16 There's only one thing worse than being Austrailian; being French.

...

...Pure British wit there.

[Nothingnessrules1232]

@stategamerguy16 True dat, lolz.

[BigNickGK]

@stategamerguy16 ya we may suck reit now but are games have 0 cansers

[CcReap3r]

@cornisgoodlikeme why is he a bastard?

[GamingNerd117]

what looked the most wierd of all is that there wasnt 1 spec of blood on coches chainsaw scene anywhere 2:04

thumbs up if agree

[zenmother22]

Now i feel bad for Aussies

[victorkug12]

man that was laem teh smoekr tehre was somposeed be zombies to grabing him but no only teh toubge wtf?

[vivaslasjuan]

wow, no offense austtalia, buy either you or your government are pussies!

[Pokeyponey]

So this is why kids are always on l4d...

[dudelikesWoW]

Is Michael Atkinson Australia's Jack Thompson?

[SithArmyKnife]

@dudelikesWoW I believe so.

[gamerguy81]

OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY AUSTRALIA!

[elderdragonIce]

@gamerguy81 gameplay is worse. if you shoot them it's more like brown dust, and melee doesn't cover your screen in blood.

[Jakelong219]

@gamerguy81 thats not funny its sad

[gh3rocksmylife]

whoa wtf it dosent offent the atorities if i lived in australia id sew there goverment for this to be lifted just because they have different views doesnt meamn we have to suffer you dont like it dont fucking play! thumbs up if u agree

[Goldenfall56]

O_O HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i LIVE in the south we see shit like that every day dead bodies eveb the kids here see it and think nothing of it australia govermen has problems not even letting riot zombies in pathetic

[AidouSempia2]

Thats so funny

Im glad Im not there

[alicat956]

at least theres still a helicopter joke

[butcherkid9000]

lol god damn, austraulians are fuckin prissy and weak againts gore...they wouldnt survive five SECONDS of the movie braindead...

[Adamdre]

OK..... that consencorship was just unessecary! really! the scene with ellis being pulled by the smoker was just sooo badly made! the graphics where just decreased soo badly! I FEEL SORY FOR YOU AUSTRALIANS!

[MIDEVILPOOP120]

wow huge difference if you just watched the *uncensored* version

[DylanLWG]

HAHAHAHA he has to use the chainsaw to cut the toungue instead of cutting through three zombies and a toungue. I lol'd when he just cut the tongue really slowly

[CaturdayMega]

that was screwed UP

[tabitgibs]

no blood :/

[StupidIsContagious]

So they can say sh*t but they can't show a little blood?

[sorecorrupted]

what was at the end

[CheSteRBesTeR1]

the smoker part is cool atleast

[wafers35]

when he cut the smoker toung it looked like he cut a tree brantch

[Baldpiece101]

i thought you said censored

[triforceman12]

@Baldpiece101 no blood

[Baldpiece101]

@triforceman12 yeah but there is still cursing

[triforceman12]

@Baldpiece101 But it is a zombie game. Without blood... Well... It's really not the same.

[Speyedur]

GHEY.

[KupoXP]

it looks like a cheesy movie ^^;

[pinballcentral]

whats with 1:02 ? he just shot a zombie at close range with a shotgun and the zombie just fell back!?!?!?

[glennzone12]

the chainsaw bit looks pethetic in this version

[FallenAngel3008]

lol@tac insert on the roof

[XXrockurXX]

0:58 lol zombie nerps

[ALLIED7621]

lol makes me even gladder to be american.

[brutallegend47]

Then why is there swearing in it?