Seth Mcfarlene's- 10 Things You Never Hear

[Avidain]

i fancy pizza

[DdayVoltris95]

"I really do trust our politicans."

"You know, I dont see why everyone hates Baby Geniuses, it was great."

"Slavery wasnt all that bad, if you were black."

[CambrianBrock]

35 people have zunes

[ToftSitties]

Lol 7 kinds of laid.

[vidkte]

7 kinds of laid, more like 7 kind of Aids,

[TheGoodFonz]

"Wow Mississippi really is the place for black people."

"People shoud'nt be mad at Donald Trump for eating pizza with a fork."

"I have never once slapped a Jehova's witness."

"Women just get more attractive the more they talk about the intelligence of thier cats."

"I totaly understood the movie Inception."

"Today I ate 5 frogs while doing anal penetration with a spoon and singing My Country Tis of Thee."

[BaylorTheModernHero]

"I joined politics to help my fellow community, and I mean that honestly!"

"I love the diversity of these new-age teen paranormal romance novels!"

"The last Transformers movie really left me pleased with Michael Bay's directing!"

"'The Sopranos' was really satisfying, especially the ending!"

"I support SOPA, ACTA, and PIPA!"

[karn33333]

#3 happens when someone tries to use 3rd party software on their Ipod and it bricks because apple doesn't like you not paying them for shit that came out years ago for free.

[MetalBass1994]

I'm from West Virginia and the last was one was the funniest. However, West Virginian's are not that fat(states like Alabama and Georgia are much fatter), they have a much less incest rate than other states(like Alabama and South Carolina).

[M9J4G]

"I feel sorry for Paula Dean. It's not her fault she ate 10 sticks of butter a day."

[flurple23]

no #1 should be "I'm getting fed up with this orgasm."



[jackjackwarrior]

#11 that Italian family over there sure is quiet...

[RorschachsFace8231]

#9 only happens in Oklahoma.

[jollygaint955]

That last one hurt deep... 

[SweetJ1641f]

Something else you never hear: "I could get a 100,000 views by posting a clip of someone else's work but I'd rather create original content."

[FarceMartyr1229]

@SweetJ1641f HA

[bosebucks375]

"congress is really smart"

[CrAzYmOtHeRfRiCkEr]

00:41 HAYLEY FROM AMERICAN DAD'S VOICE WHOOOOO!

[litojonny]

"I found this hilarious!"

[bizcit2812]

"That american isn't fat"

[SniperSurkov]

what did he mean with 7 kinds of laid?

[Visser0x]

one of those laids is laid off! zing!

[SliceAdmiral]

"10 Things You Never Hear " If you're deaf ...

[bigd4465]

wat the hlls a zoon??

[Homey1]

@bigd4465 Microsoft's attempt at competing with the Ipod

[d0ck47]

Oh!... It's funny because it's true!

[Sliacen]

"Rebecca Black is the best!"

[DragnSly]

"I love politicians!"

"Final Fantasy games just get better as the series goes on!"

"The ending to 'The Sopranos' really left me feeling satisfied!"

"People who like Twilight are perfectly entitled to their own opinions!"

You see, Seth MacFarlane? I can do it to. It's not hard.

[ShirleyAndTimST]

@DragnSly Holy crap balls! That was hilarious! Especially the last one!

[simp1234579]

@DragnSly Except Final Fantasy 1 through 6 are nowhere near a good as 7

[DragnSly]

@simp1234579 wow, that was seriously the most amazing and original thing I've ever heard in my life!

You should make a book about that! :D

[simp1234579]

@DragnSly Says the guy insulting twilight... I'VE NEVER HEARD ANYONE DO THAT BEFORE.

[DragnSly]

@simp1234579 I'm not insulting Twilight. I'm insulting the people who make fun of Twilight.

[ajbahus]

@simp1234579 I think you'll get a lot of arguments that 6 is just as good, or superior to 7.

[ajbahus]

@simp1234579 But 7 is much better than 1,2,3 and 5... and 8 through 13 for that matter.

[minidd99]

@DragnSly Can you animate it into a Multi-Million dollar business? No? I didn't think so.. FACE

[telephone2311]

a zoowhat?

[RYANxCHAOTiC]

You people act like the jokes about a group of people is exactly what is thought about all those people. Do we not understand the concept of a joke any more? Numerous times on american cartoons I've seen british people being made fun of, with the 'cheerio!' and all the tea and crumpet crap, when its not like that here at all, but i don't give a fuck because its funny as hell and i know its a joke.

THESE ARE CARTOONS, NOT INSULTS AIMED AT EVERYONE.

[themixedarts]

Things that aren't funny.

[jayp543210]

@jigginsrult what if you're black?

[MrClingo23]

People you have to understand two things to get the final two things you will never hear.

1. Seth is a democrat. If your smart your knowledge of politics should answer everything you need to know about this.

2. Seth has always been up north. And I doubt he has EVER been to the south, so of course he says it sucks. You just have to get past it and enjoy everything else.

[TKMSeznam12]

@MrClingo23 You can't really say that. He probably has visited the South numerous times - but since you aren't a millionaire, you probably don't know what they do in their free time. I was stationed in North Carolina, and even there was hillbilly and white trash as hell. Not a single person I met spoke plain, American English. They all had this terrible drawl. Most of them couldn't even tell me a single thing about Europe.

[MrClingo23]

@TKMSeznam12 yeah but your making a stereotype of the entire south based on where you were in North Carolina. I'm from and live in the south and can tell you that not all of us are like that, we are very intellegent. And yes we do have our people who you know aren't, but if you watch Family Guy Seth's depiction of the south is awful on many levels. Of course it is still funny, but its wrong. Maybe he has visited the south who knows but he is wrong about most of the stuff he says.

[MrClingo23]

@TKMSeznam12 and don't say it, I know I spelled intelligent wrong my fault. I was typing fast blah blah blah my accident.

[zonetoful]

@TKMSeznam12 no one that finds seth macfarlane funny can ever have a valid opinion on anything....ANYTHING.

[TKMSeznam12]

@zonetoful Who said I thought he was funny. I just said his opinion of the South is pretty spot on.

[UntitledHome]

Things you never hear #11: This was hilarious, and I look forward seeing more stuff like this!

[brohan914]

#6...if i had a nickle...

[Free28761]

one thing you will never hear is the vikings wining a game

[7410shooter]

seth macferlane do u really need politics in everything u make teep ur opionins to ur self

[2bluegillinapond]

@jigginsrult Rednecks can be nice too

[Booila]

Wow, Seth must like Virginia, considering two of his cartoons live there: American Dad and The Cleveland Show.

[LRdrum21]

There's 7 kinds of laid?

[azutarafan1]

@LRdrum21 I too did not know this...

[astosky]

watermark on something that doesn't belong to you lol.

[MrGuywhoplaysguitar]

Good video, but the West Virginia deal. Ugh. Dude I doubt youve been here ever so don't post shit you don't know about. Before that it was good, but wtf. Really, you have no idea what its like. There are no inbred people around here at all. Or "hillbillies." There are more of them in basically every other state than ours. Cool it

[AdmiralValkyrie]

0:24

The guy on the left looks like Travis Touchdown from No More Heroes.

[DoctorOblivian]

LIES!!!!!!!!! i have actually heard #5 and i have participated in #6

[fkscrew01]

10 things you never hear? challenge accepted...

[virginboy92]

7 kindsa laid, fuck yeah !!

[Saber10inch]

i wish this was funny! this might be the reason i cant connect with anyone :(

[thebestbaseballguy]

Things You Never Hear:

Looks like the Nationals are going to put together a good team this year.

[GazooQuato]

Thumbs up if you say some of these things :P

[Mrcoolguy9200]

i'm getting 7 kinds of laid lol

[gnidich2000]

#7 is the funniest shit ever

[117ty]

Things you never hear #11: Hey, I'm a Republican and you're a Democrat! Let's have a polite and engaging discussion about our differences so that we can learn how to respond better to others in our parties!

[BrownDog1010]

@117ty This comment seems ironic, and i don't even know politics...

[AugustBurnt]

#11 Seth Mcfarlane can make an original joke

[Ducky5194]

@lusteraliaszero oh by the way I meant captin of the teAm and look at the other comments some find it offensiv!! Bitchs like u should be in west virginia before assuming we r all rednecks!! U fking ass

[Ducky5194]

@lusteraliaszero your so right duh!! And it takes a fuckin bitch like you comment on mi simple opinion plus I'm a straight A student who lives in west virgina and who is caption of our middle school basketball team point guard I may add!! We have fuckin different accents and sure there r rednecks but we r not all redneck!! U r a fuckin loser!!!! U dumb bitch



[rayshon97]

#11 Rebecca Black is SUCH a goood singer

[Ducky5194]

Tht west virgina thing was offensive we r not all rednecks or morons

[lusteraliaszero]

@Ducky5194 it was not offensive, YOU were offended by it. It takes a redneck moron to be offended by something like that

[fusionbeatz]

I'd just like to say that I have heard the last thing about West Virginia. I go to school in the state and the people here are really great, normal people, with an accent of course

[goonodeath]

Poor zune :(

[JimmyRose1]

#6 FTW!!!

[Tylarross123]

I herd number 5 before

[jesse07750]

im from west virginia...

[LFCEOIN]

@jesse07750 and are those statements true?

[Jskrilla7]

19 PEOPLE DIDINT GET 7 KINDS OF LAID LOL XD

[tehubernessofuber]

...I am a West Virginian, and I take this offensively.

[MattPurkis]

@tehubernessofuber i am an eglish guy and i dont give a crap.

[ch20stn]

One thing you never hear in Indiana:

"Change is good. Why didn't we do this sooner?"

[Willardo89]

JAHAHAHAHAHA "NEW INTERESTING MUSIC" LOLOL

[Jickleo]

I like 00:00 - 01:38

[diegoownsk]

aixyel952 alright buddy calm down, you aren't changing any lives on a comment section of a video, and besides what the fuck do you care what people believe in? what you're doing now is as bad as a christian guy coming up to you and slamming you with a bible. anyways, most people are atheist nowadays as a trend; rather than basing thier alienation from God on something substantial, they do it just because everyone else is.

[LilThrillaGorilla]

#11: Nice tattoo Mike Tyson!

[wantedwanted21]

the #7 was the best.

[EskimoTrousers]

i didn't laugh

[GrooveInYourOwnTime]

@EskimoTrousers tanx for the info but who cares

[maxgrewe]

@jigginsrult

I can't help it, I'm reading your comment with a redneck accent xD

[lodberg1]

@jigginsrult What a story Mark!

[NORTHERNKONFLIKT]

TAKE THAT WEST VIRGINIA.

[U2Bviewer2012]

random bullshit

[Nuthane]

how do people think this is funny

[zmcelway]

they must have went to southern west virginia.. those poor poor people...

[maciekur]

My only problem... THERE IS NO REASON FOR THIS TO BE ANIMATED! IT's just dialog!

[csm1025]

@maciekur

Well it would be boring if it was just a black screen with disembodied words being said.

[regaldrifter]

one word. this is funny as hell!

[kckinsmcg]

@regaldrifter That's 5 words.

[regaldrifter]

@kckinsmcg thats why its a joke, you really dont get it.

[cattacer]

Father: Hmmm, I think were lost, lets stop and ask for directions

[HardcoreHector]

I don't understand why people are so vehemently against abortion. It's not pleasant, sure, but it's better than watching the national rate of women tripping down a flight of stairs skyrocket.

[kckinsmcg]

@HardcoreHector Exactly. My friend is against it, but I believe it's the mother's choice.

[brandonp4]

Abortion is only advocated by people who, themselves, have been born. So shut the fuck up; unless you've been aborted you can't fucking say its okay!

[johnthesencond]

@brandonp4 Shut up, who are you to tell people what to do, it's the pregnant woman's choice.

[brandonp4]

Wow, way to take something funny and ruin it with your fucking world view Seth McFarlane. Its funny that this show makes fun of everything, but never takes serious shots at anything other than being conservative. Oh yeah, 95% of people who have an abortion regret it. Seth has never had one, and its not funny!

[Manguskahn]

@brandonp4 It's not funny, it's hilarious

[TheFootball646]

hey hilary dufs music is so bad its interesting how bad it is lol :P

[TheBrokenFrog]

He forgot "That italian family at the next table sure is quiet."

[ethan19942012]

I had the Zune thing happen to me. :'(

[smokintheblaze]

I got one: Dragonball Evolution was clearly covers what happen on the show.

[bigblackracoon]

@smokintheblaze Lets just forget that movie ( as if it deserves to be called that) ever existed. -_-

[MCRscperfangrc]

!00th like Xd



[TheFlamingDoh2]

I've actually heard number 5...

[randomlimit27]

@TheFlamingDoh2 you actually know a girl who wouldve rather had a baby than be in college? lol.

[TheFlamingDoh2]

@randomlimit27 Yeah, she wants to be on Teen Mom...

[ShadowsLord25]

that last one is the one im going to hear

[neroxtreme1380]

HAHA PEOPLE FROM THE SOUTH R DUM LOL HURR DURR

[xXThePanzerXx]

haha im from west virginia and i thought that was funny, there are alot of ignorant rednecks here but there are people like that in many different states and i know that my vernacular and intelligence is above that of most people outside of west virginia as well as in the state, so it also proves said statment to be false as well even though it was funny

[Espada1469]

i have a zune :(

[doublebassheeltoe]

The Zune was better!

[CaptianApe]

@doublebassheeltoe in what planet -_-;

[blackholerabbit]

HEH, loved that zune one, what the hell where they thinking trying that again.

[Wassamattawityou]

Gosh that Italian family across the restaurant sure is quiet.

[miyuku258]

lol I'm from WV and thought this was hilarious XD

[altoid2k4]

Take that fucking watermark off, this isn't your video.

[TKZ100]

To be fair, I don't think Cypher was an italian character.

[jessibell4321]

6 people are from West Virginia...

[6215331]

hold up. Republicans get laid????????????????????

Move over 2012, I believe the end of all life is already under way.

[ihavnoideawotimdoing]

what the fuck

[SpiralKnight90]

things you never hear #11: Wow, that Italian family at the other table sure is quiet.

[Ganjalfiltubo]

@SpiralKnight90 I'm offensive and i found that very italian.

Wait...

[slimchanceifall3]

@SpiralKnight90 hey now haha

[lockide]

Makes me think of BBC's Mock the week scenes we'd like to see.

But less good.

[fooolle33]

0:28..hei scusate sono italiana e non ho capito molto di quello che dice questo video..qualcuno potrebbe tradurmi solo la parte numero 4??graaaaaaaaazie!

[DeathToTehFurries]

#11

1: Hey, you know Seth McFarlane?

2:Yeah, he's the best cartoonist EVER!

1: Hell yeah! Even better than Seth Green!

2: I always laugh at McFarlane's jokes.

[stevenp25100]

@DeathToTehFurries It might easier to type if you get off your knees

[dim432]

Number 5 on that one "shoulve had a lesbian if you dont whant an abortion"

[salvationarmy23]

2 college republicans

[irishlight42]

This video was disliked by two inbred West Virginian girls who dropped out of college after getting pregnant by guys they met in College Republicans who like roleplaying as Judd Hirsch in bed. Those same two girls are also listening to Hillary Duff songs on their Zunes right now.

[Marvcohen]

Who thought this was funny ?? not me

[TheKnoxville69]

ive acually had a guy who works at walmart do #3

[TheKpopEra]

I just heard it . HA!

[soccerguy325]

@ultimateninja1991 Are you from West Virginia or are a College Republican?

[ultimateninja1991]

ooh, ive got number 11 of things you never hear, 'seth mcfarlens comedy sketch of 10 things you never hear is really funny and clever'

[Assassin0798]

ha i got a zune and a ipod i win

[SandSharkX]

lol

[OldEmixX]

things you never wanted to hear