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  • Mr.Helper!! LMAO!!

  • Classic,PURE Classic!!!!!!

  • Good answer... good answer... ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­aha

  • I was...by your mom. She totally indulged her hairy balls all over my face. She brought your dad in on a leash wearing a leather mask and made him watch. I'd say you missed it, but we'll be posting it on YouTube, so you'll get to see it.

  • and push those rice eaters back to the great wall of china....LOLOLOOLOLOL

  • Nice screaming there Teacher

  • 'Liberal Media' is controlled by the same tribe that controls Hollywood. Wake up.

  • Happy Birthday Sam......

  • Best. Fucking. Teacher. Ever.

  • This teacher could be Sam Pucket's father from iCarly. LOL!

  • He's a teabagger that gets really mad if you call him a teabagger, and will hide behind a made up tag on the internet, and threaten violence to anyone that calls him a teabagger. Mostly because he doesnt understand how our government works, and he chooses to blame the scapegoat that took the last scapegoats place. Good to see Teabagger does his homework.

  • @arak2004 I'll bet you were teabagged last night, you self indulgent little twerp.

  • That darkwolf guy is a teabagger.

  • Well... I didn't know you wanted to get involved with the discussion Mr. Helper.

  • this guy inspired me to get my degree in history

  • @DaytonaRoadster ME TO

  • was Dangerfield laughing at 2:16?

  • I taught for a time and the kids would prod me till I pulled a Sam Kinison, where you just lose it, sometimes I would get in trouble, but more often than not, they would be laughing their asses off!

  • I hate it when people yell, whether at me or in general but if this guy yelled at me I'd be rolling on the floor holding my sides and laughing my ass off

  • bapyou, mentioned how the definition of right winger had no relevance in the early 90s...so right wing had a different definition in the early 90s??? I don't get it how old are you and what planet are you really from? total moron.

  • yep - add me on facebook, we hate commies ! blondenfun1@yahoo.com I have friends worldwide... ron paul 2012.... what were those marxists thinking electing obama... we are awake now... bush and cheney 9/11 check out porter halyburton POW in hanoi.. get it?

  • Classic moment in comedy-history right here -;D

    Aahhh!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

  • @tsartodd, the recent stock market crash was because of the teabag party? wow not even cnn has claimed that one yet, that is purely a creation of you own mind, and a weird one it is.

  • @mike1cfo Socialists live in a fairy world where money grows on trees.

  • hahaha I provided zero evidence he was a right winger, listen to his comedy you moron, thats all the evidence you need.

  • YEAH THIS IS ONE OF MY FAV'S ,LOVE THIS GUY WAS REALLY SOMETHING TO WATCH ,, MESSIN HES COMEDY STILL ,,,

  • Erin will never see this. Hahaha!

  • You too Lisa. Get off GMAIL. Do your homework!!@!

  • Wanny get off this video! LOL

  • LOL This is soo crazy!  LOL

  • this is just hilarious !!!!! lol

  • hilarious!!!

  • SSSAAAAAAYYYYYY IIIIIIIT!!!!! SAAAAAAAAY IIIT!!!!!

  • @SanguineBullet667, I suppose you favor liberal propagandaaaaaaa! Sam was the truth, respect his comedy please...

    

  • i think Kinison was conservative, but he wasn't a brainless idiot like the Teabag morons running around nowadays. not to mention that he's just playing a character here ... i mean, Charlton Heston was conservative as all hell but he was in a lot of liberal movies (like Planet of the Apes and Soylent Green).

  • @tsartodd anyway, this scene is funny as shit politics notwithstanding.

  • @tsartodd You're the brainless idiot, you fucking cretin KKK Demon-Rat!!!

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  • @darkwolfdv pfft. online anyone can claim to be anything and have any credentials they like. well-credentialed or not, i'd definitely call you a teabagger to your face should we ever have the misfortune to meet each other.

    also, thank your Teabag comrades in the Congress for tanking the stock market and the economy. moron.

  • @tsartodd Does this mean you are the teabagee?

  • @tsartodd

    Uh no, you would not call me a "teabagger" in person, because if you did, you would be beaten. Using that verbiage "teabagger" etc is what is known as "fighting words"-- it's basically calling someone a homosexual, and you would have provoked my reaction, causing you to suffer physically due to having done it. So no, if you met me in person you would not call me that, or any other insult of the same kind.

    And no, I blame the nigger in the white house for bringing the country down!

  • @darkwolfdv  Teabagger.

  • conservative propagandaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @SanguineBullet667 Better than your bolchevik slurge!

  • owww owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww sam is god !!!

  • you should see this on regular tv

  • YOU WOULD LEARN FROM HIM

  • @bapyou his views in his comedy were right wing in nature, i know I have seen just about every performance he ever did. I am not some pro republican Reagan obsessed moron, I just can recognize when someone is coming from the right side and Sam always did. He was anti- Russian communism, pro personal responsibility, anti-pc, wasn't afraid to bust on minorities and gays in his act, he was a very anti-pc, anti-left wing comic, it was very obvious, watch more of his work please.

  • Reminds me of me !! LOL I was a Marine in the 80's!

    Say It!

    SSAAYYYYY IIITTTT!!!!

  • This is the best !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Kinison couldn't exist today, it defies the universe's rules, he was way too honest, he's vomiting in his grave as the pc brigade wages war on the citizens and teaches socialist principles to our children. We miss Sam.

  • @mike1cfo "Kinison couldn't exist today . . . he's vomiting in his grave as the pc brigade wages war on the citizens and teaches socialist principles to our children."

    Umm . . . not to burst your bubble, but Kinison was playing a part in this movie. It's not his goddamned autobiography. In fact, Kinison was a former minister who gave up the preaching life because he found it to be hypocritical and confining.

    You conservatives, by the way, have your own goddamned version of "PC." Hypocrites.

  • @bapyou

    Umm. not to burst YOUR bubble, but Kinison is a well know ring wing comic you idiot, I know he was playing a part in the movie, but his views are conservative in real life too you moron, and I also know he used to be a preacher and gave it up, so what's your point. Have you ever seen interviews with Sam or heard his stand up? He was Right Wing!!! The PC brigade of today would have tried to silent Sam completely and put him behind bars !!

  • @mike1cfo "Kinison is a well know ring wing comic"

    Its presumptuous to characterize the politics of a man who's been dead for almost two decades. Provide evidence that Sam's politics were as you wish they were.

    I would argue Kinison detested the dim-bulb, low-watt right-wing version of political correctness, i.e., criticize American foreign policy and Hey! You're a Commie! I'm much older than you. I remember Kinison railing about how much he loathed the right-wing scum bag Ronald Reagan.

  • @bapyou Typical hippie slime bolcho...making up crap! Admit it, you scumbag just

    made up another marxist BIG LIE!!!

  • @hotspur666 "Typical hippie slime bolcho...making up crap!"

    Such as, scumfuck? Also, what's a "bolcho"?

    Note: mike1cfo has provided zero (0) evidence that Kinison was somehow "right wing," as if the moronic, idiotic, cookie-cutter version of what that means was even in existence back in the early 1990s.

    I remember first-hand Kinison venting about how much he fucking loathed Ronald Reagan the flag-waving mass murderer and George Bush I.

    You're an asshole fuck.

  • @bapyou

    Yeah well, we really care about the opinions of Kinison. I mean, I stay up nights wondering what Kinison would think about my turds. I mean my life revolves around it.

    Oh and, apparently he didn't mass-murder effectively enough, because apparently your cocksucker mother survived to have the shit-stain that is you.

  • Sam has hair!!!!!!!!!

  • Kinison died WAY TO SOON! sucks bigtime.

  • Good answer, Good answer, I like the way you think. I'll be watching you.

  • ...Mr. Helper.

  • ..is she right?

  • Sam Kinison left us WAY too early. Imagine the life he could have pumped into some of Dangerfield's later movies had he lived. Meet Wally Sparks would have gone from insanely funny to F*CKING epic with Sammy there.

  • I did this scene word-for-word last weekend - I LOVE THIS MOVIE!

  • @richpats yeah, it is a great movie. dangerfield, kinsion....and both gone. sure do miss em.

  • @usaeagle1776 I do too.. I'm sad I never got to see dangerfield live.

  • @HandyMan101 yeah me too. wonder how Kinison would do in our PC Bullshit universe of today? sure would be interesting to see that.

  • 25 pll are lost in space that is funny as hell how can you not like that WTF

  • god dammit the only thing worse than the nazi regime in history is the liberal regime in america, i dont care what u say, obama and his posse are fucking over the human race, FUCKIN LIBERALS YOUR REIGN OF TERROR HAS TO END ONE DAY

  • If teachers were like this, school would be more entertaining. I wish Sam was my teacher. Thumbs up if you agree.

  • @Legba85 my pastor in confirmation class did this one time when we didnt do our homework and ill be damn we had it done by the next week

  • @Cam6990 Then it is true- pastors in school don't fuck around with the assignments.

  • The single best scene in a great movie. LOL, this cracks me up every time!

  • SAY IT! SAY IT!

  • Mr.Helper

  • 1:42 look on Sam's face is priceless .... like come on back to here and now Mr. Turgeson ... RIP Sam

  • The American combat units departed the Republic of Viet Nam in 1973, in accordance with the Paris Peace Accords. The North Vietnamese waited until January 1975, then re-invaded the south with infantry and armor units. The democrats in the US Congress refused to fund any American involvement and hundreds of thousands of Vietnamese and Cambodians were slaughtered. Thanks, democrats, for making Southeast Asia safe for the Marxists. Obama continues the tradition . . .

  • @DavidMac1556 Similarly, it stuns me how many of these uncritical lefties (I'm in Portland...lots of 'em here) don't realize in the midst of their peace marches that Democrats started / involved us in every major war we fought in the 20th Century except the necessary Gulf War:

    WWI - Wilson (yep...neutrality indeed!)

    WWII - FDR (intentionally asleep at the switch on 7 December, 1941)

    Korea - Truman

    Viet Nam - Kennedy / Johnson (thanks for lying about Tonkin! PS: a Republican ended it)

    ...etc.

  • @stowsux BUT......All of the Kennedy/Johnson administations are now the Republicans who pushed for Iraq...TWICE!!

  • That girl in the orange shirt is absolutely beautiful !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1400 liker

  • Imagine history now had Truman supported McArthur's plan for containment in the Pacific...

  • 25 people are retarded.

  • good answer good answer i like the way you think lol

  • @gothchilddomain

    I just noticed,

    After Rodney got in up Sam's face and screamed back at him, Sam shook Rodney's hand when he said "good answer..."

    This movie is priceless.

  • True genius.

    The way he starts heating up, growling when saying "And push those rice eaters back to the..."

    LMFAO!!!

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  • I love this movie lmao!!!!

  • This was the first time I ever saw Sam Kinison, when I was 12. Believe me, when he started his screaming rant, it scared the living shit out of me. I've been a fan ever since.

  • @Bluefirefoley

    Even though it was only acting, imagine how terrified that poor girl was with Sam Kinison screaming in her face. His first audiences had no idea what was about to happen when he originally did this. amd like the girl in this scene, I would have been TERRIFIED!

  • No One Did It Better...RIP Bro

  • Kinison died of AIDS or some shit ??

  • Actually, he died in a car wreck back in1992.....

  • "Is she right?" That one line gets me every time. Love that mullett too.

  • The look of rage on Kinison's face at 1:42 is priceless.

  • FIVE Stars!!!

  • I HAVE SEEN THIS MOVIE AT LEAST 12 TIMES ANDIi LAUGHT AT THIS CUT JUST AS HARD AS WHEN I SAW IT IN THE THATRE WHAT A LOSS TO COMIC GENIUS WITH HIS TRAGIC PASSING

  • AWESOME movie, and Turgeson was right on!

  • this is the problem with america....we don't have enough people like the character Kinison portrays (which no one could pull off better then he did)....if we had a country full of people like this....we'd rule the universe...

  • @supermanDan30 - We have the same problem in Spain.

  • @supermanDan30 :agreed. I dont think he would be to crazy about all the PC bullshit we have today either.

  • @supermanDan30 college profs today are all Socialists in North America..they'll never admit it, but it's the truth.

  • @supermanDan30 we do his name is michael savage 

  • @supermanDan30 And if we keep going with retards like Obama, Bush and Clinton,

    we'll soon be like China last century, the world's ghastly joke!

  • @supermanDan30

    what are you talking about? america's problem is that we have too many people like Professor Turguson. If everyone was like that, we wouldn't be the kings of the universe, we'd be the kings of ignorance.

  • @AlexBrasil123123

    This is a comedy not to be taken literally, to start with the US didn't leave South Vietnam in 75 but in 73. The North Vietnamese Army (The Viet Cong after all was destroyed in their failed TET offensive of 68) waited till after the US left to invade and defeat South Vietnam.

    But the facts remain that the Communist were willing to be killed off at 20 to 1 since human life meant little to them. After all Common good over individual good.

  • @supermanDan30

    You do rule the Universe! That's precisely the problem. Only, the newer generations have forgotten, that world is about people and their needs and not a bunch of bullets into the masses, only to get some barrels of oil!

  • Seems only the TEA PARTY or others thinking OUTSIDE THE BOX will "Say It" these days. What has happened to America?

  • when in town kinison used to hang out w/ the local radio guy

    himself a really sharp wit kindred spirits to the max they were

    i have never laughted so hard to anything listening to kinison

    just hanging out the guy was simply the sharpest coolest

    funniest comedic mind ive ever heard

    rest easy sam you were the best man

  • Love the way he says "Is she right?" and "Mr. Helper" His timing and delivery are perfect.

  • I hate commies too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This is one of my favorite bits from any show ever. Masterpiece.

  • Great scene.

    Sam was a genius.

    I miss him.

    George Vreeland Hill

  • Is she riiiiiiiiiight?

  • how come we didnt cross the 38th parallel AND PUSH THOSE RICE EATERS BACK TO THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA AND TAKE IT APART BRICK BY BRICK AND NUKE THEM BACK INTO THE FUCKIN STONEAGE FOREVER TELL ME WHY SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!! SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • "WHILE PUSSIES, LIKE YOU WHERE BACK HERE PARTYIN' PUTTIN' HEADBANDS ON, DOIN DRUGS, LISTININ' TO THE GODDAMNED BEATLES ALBUMS!! OOOOOH!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH!!"

  • I think if george bush sr was the pres during the civil war he would of let the south rebuild and fight the north again :P

  • Ahhhh one of the best performances ever by Sam Kinison!! Thank you for posting this!!

  • 24 People were too big of a pussy whimp to let MacArthur go in there and blow out those Commie bastards.

  • @LordoWar43 Or in 1945 we could have let patton go west an blow out them commie bastereds!

  • sad that both of these comedy greats are gone...they are definatly missed

  • "Turguson" derived from the word turgid. Get it? Even the name is not accidental. I hadn't noticed before;even when I saw the movie. It's even more funny today. You know, humor is closely alligned with what one considers tragic but a bit removed so one can laugh. We left viet nam in disgrace and debt over an issue even the british had lost.

  • pure gold

  • Gold..

  • I’m curious, Has the development of ideologies and inclusion of theological beliefs or fundamentalism created a new influence on child development? (TV, school, academia, etc.) Hastened by the advent of the internet. The “moral” right is not the same as fiscal right but both are equally opposed to statist liberalism; likewise left and socialist activists are not aligned under the guise of change. Some are sincere, others have secondary agendas. The divisions are there but in more than 2 sides.

  • @TheEleventhIndian your comment has no relation to this video

  • @THUNDERBOLT013 I know, I was speaking to pjharrison78 and oldlonesomesong- read all of the comments

  • I will always love this movie. One of the many classics made during a wonderful, carefree and prosperous decade in America, the 1980's. I can remember my buddy picking me up in his brand new 1987 Chevy IROC-Z and going to see it. :)

    Oh yeah....and Reagan totally ruled!

  • @Cokie907 Well, I remember being a kid in the 80's and I only vaguely remember Reagan just like kids born in the late 80's vaguely remember Clinton. I always want to ask people who were in their teens and early twenties during the 80's if that decade was cool to grow up while you guys were living in it. Or do the 80's only seem better when compared to now? For example, I only like the 90's now because compared to today, times just seemed better and simpler.

  • @pjharrison78 It is like anything and seems cooler now than it did then. Reagan was great, the music was wonderful, and we still had good movies. But you still had to go to work and school, But I would rather have Reagan back and the first "Wall Strreet" than Obama and "Money Never Sleeps."

  • That Korean Conflict question needs to be on the SAT or the Citizenship Exam. Multiple Choice with Rodney's answer as a selection. LMAO! Just Kidding. Sam and Rodney are timeless!

  • Sorry to get all politcal on you people, but I've seen this movie hundreds of times, however, this is the first time we can watch this with a new perspective given the advent of youtube technology. Leaving on a positive note, even in 2011, this movie is still funny. The look on Kinison's face after Rodney interrupts is priceless. Two great comedians in a classic 80's college flick!

  • Two great comedians in the same scene. Brilliant!!!

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  • Contemporary American History is my favorite subject :)

  • Look, you may be right about Sam Kinison, as I've heard a lot of stand-up comedy where he talks about his love of the destructive havoc our military wreaks on other countries; so there is no doubt a bit of that in him. I was just saying that I don't think this SCENE was about that; it's hardly funny to say that anyone who isn't for war is a pussy. But Sam was religious and a preacher, I don't think he wouldve liked the way Bush would say that God talked to him and such to go to Iraq, imo

  • Yay Rodney and Sam. Fuck all you people in these stupid ass serious discussions on a clip with Rodney and Sam

  • @oldlonesomesong I know you were talking AT me, but comedy is serious. That's why serious actors are often very good at comedy. Will Farrell is a classically trained actor.

  • @keimica

    Yes I was, but you seem to have missed the point. The point is enjoy the humor and fun of it. Seriously you people could ruin a trip to a woman's prison.

  • @oldlonesomesong No, I agree with that; I bored myself just as much. I tend to intellectualize things like this, but I never intended to actually talk about this stuff. What bothered me was that Jolemite's comment seemed to kind of politicize it and it upset me because those kind of politics aren't even about politics. I just didn't want to kind of, you know, put Sam Kinison in there with Glenn Beck etc.Sam Kinison kind of made standup cool and his screaming is one of the best capitalizations

  • @keimica

    Just remember the dude abides and fuck it and those magic two phrases can fix everything

  • @oldlonesomesong This is why I go on and on-and ur correct- I'm familiar with from "The Big Lebowski", and life is about enduring. The second one has to do with the fact that we are negativistic creatures. Science is to tell us what the world is Not; Psychology is to tell us what we are Not; the mind focuses on the Not; we all know the "don't think of an elephant" thing; the mind works best when you tell it Not to interfere, such as with Bruce Lee saying "I" dont kick it kicks all by itself

  • @oldlonesomesong To help make this funnier, I've noticed that changing the volume just one notch up makes a difference. So, if you're watching and thinking "Oh, keimica's ruined this"...turn the volume up one notch, in the control panel or whatever; slide the mouse scroll up one click. Do it and you'll see that it is funny again; you just have to adjust the volume one notch!

    Why? I don't know, maybe because there's a binary aspect to it.This is true for television as well.adjust volume

  • @oldlonesomesong So, just adjust the volume one notch, people, if you think I've ruined it. The volume seems to work on a switching-from-one-to-the-othe­r way. This is true for tv, I've noticed. Something is better on one volume notch than another. So, basically, the volume works like this: shitty, good, shitty, good etc.

    It's its shitty, adjust one level up. Then you have to keep adjusting the volume by twos to skip over the shitty part, up or down; once u find the good one, move vol by 2's

  • @oldlonesomesong And I'd pick the best girl out of a women's prison. That's the good thing about thinking. You know what good is. Me, I'd pick the girl with the skinniest thighs. They just get in the way. See what I'm saying?

  • @oldlonesomesong Oops, I think I made a mistake on that Will Ferrell being a classically trained actor part; I thought I heard him say something like that. But the other parts were correct about comedy being serious. Comedy works best if you play it straight, or "serious", rather than thinking to oneself that what one is doing is funny; commitment to the bit.

  • @oldlonesomesong Yeah, I love Rodney and Sam too, but what's wrong with debating your political opinion on this type of forum? We're not watching this movie at home; we're watching a particular clip of a movie that isn't just funny to some people, but happens to contain political material as well. You're entitled to your opinion and so is everyone else.

  • @pjharrison78

    Because after awhile "hearing" all this crap and thats what politics are is crap gets annoying. Its constantly in people's faces or ears. Seriously this scene is more poking fun at people then it is some crazed analogy that some people seem to think it is. 90% of politics divides us instead of being helpful and adding to our lives. Fuck both the left and the right

  • @oldlonesomesong Agreed. That 2008 election got really nasty across the country. I don't think the 2004 election was nearly as bad. It's been predicted that there could be another civil war in this country, but I was like that's bullshit. How can the north go to war with the south again? Yet when I look at how nasty it was in election '08, I really worry about the 2012 election. It won't be north against south. It might be a civil war between the left and right as you said.

  • @pjharrison78

    Why would assume its been the north and the south ? The 08 election was not that bad. Do some research on how things use to be in politics. The issue is the media polarizes everything, the reason they do is because Americans are lazy and are to obessed with speed. We have no patience to do anything that requires time, if it is not done in a minute or two we dont want it. If you dont belivie me take one hour and walk around your grocery store. See how lazy we have become

  • Back to energyvictory again, no, drilling won't do anything since they are manipulating the prices higher, which they do by cutting production; if you put more supply into the pot, they'll just cut production and the price will stay the same. I agree that we should drill, but it's not going to happen with the gulf oil spill. No, oil is not the only option (isn't one), we should mandate all cars be flex-fueled vehicles capable of running on methanol for a fraction of the manufacturing price...

  • @DrmrGuy1979 So did the casting director.

  • he would have been one HELL of a drill sergant

  • ...adding on some more, so the comedy comes in the incongruity of how although he has this sacred perception of history which would be a kind of loving view of it, he goes batshit and wants war instead. It's like if a karate teacher talks about the grace and beauty of form and movement and the just teaches dirty fighting. he talks the talk, but in the walking all he's teaching is kicking in the balls and spitting and pissing and throwing feces...oh ohhhh!

  • @keimica Sam Kinison is the Cobra Kai of Contemporary History teachers!! When I was younger, I was like the girl, just spewing facts, oblivious to what really went on.

    But my eyes have opened with 9/11 and such. When I hear people chanting "No war, end occupation," I get pretty pissed. They don't know JACK about what we TRY to do for other countries, only focusing on what we did wrong. They think kissing our enemies asses will solve everything. Makes me want to SCREAM like Kinison, serously!

  • @Joelomite I don't think the scene was really about that, but, 1) as I said about the meaninglessness of textbook-style history 2) perhaps a dose of reality about what war really is (as embodied by the warped veteran Sam Kinison here and above all 3) the comedy in that Kinison starts out having a peaceful view of history and life and then suddenly becomes meaningless himself in the form of war-mongering; comedy is about incongruity. I didn't want to get into a debate about afghanistan, but..

  • @Joelomite ...if you want to get into it. I'm one of the "no war, end occupation" people. If you look at the energyvictory site and looked at the presentation, book etc. you will see that OPEC (mainly Saudi) has manipulated the price of oil and has used that money to spread their primitive insanity of terrorism; we wouldn't even know about it if it weren't for this. So we have to get off the oil standard. We have to take away their funding.Love, charity destroys evil, not killing=defense

  • @keimica Like I said I didn't want to get into it; it's about the comedy of how he starts as loving and then reveals himself to be the opposite and a meaningless war mongerer; comedy is about incongruity. That's why he starts out as talking about what is sacred and then Rodney ends the scene by saying "boy, he really seems to care. About what? I have no idea"

    That's the joke:he seemed to care and embodied the epitome of how to perceive history and then revelealed that he was the opposite

  • @keimica, didn't mean to go off topic but I hear what you're saying. I agree with OPEC and Saudi oil. We MUST DRILL ALREADY!!! We have safer, cleaner and more efficient drilling techniques unlike 10+ years ago. But these PUSSY GREEN GROUPS (Kinison speaking) keep getting in the way.

    I'm fine with ALL types of energy solutions, but we ONLY have oil capabilities now. And China/Cuba can drill on OUR shores, but not us..Absolute BULLSHIT. We never learned from the oil crisis of '73....

  • @Joelomite there are a lot of videos on this by Robert Zubrin, you can go to ecobabble, or even here on youtube there's some. Once we mandate all cars to be flex-fueled to run on methanol (as well as gas or any other alcohol), we could make fuel from literally anything: trash, wasted flared natural gas, plant waste; it's the easiest fuel to make. But also once we switch the entire world will switch as well, and also the gov. could certify flex-fuel kits so all of our existing cars can switch 2

  • @Joelomite Furthermore, the reason for this financial crisis is oil; the price of oil was $11 dollar a barrel in 1999; in 2008 they jacked up the price to $147 dollars a barrel; now, its about $80 dollar a barrel. But the past 5 out of 6 global recessions (including this one) were caused by a oil price spike. Zubrin explains this in the articles section of energyvictory site and you can google "connecting the dots zubrin"This recession is so much worse cuz the price went up so much more thanb4

  • "SAY IT, SAY IT!!!! LMAO!

  • You're all a bunch of God damn slaves! Come on, raise your hand if you understand!!!!

    Sam is awesome here btw!

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH rofl so funny

  • The last ground troops actually left in 1972, what happened in 1975 was the Fall of Saigon, and then the last of the last of the US personnel left (I believe they were embassy workers and guards).

    Oh and by the way, SAM KINISON IS A MOTHERFUCKING GENIUS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Well I didn't know that you wanted to get involved in the discussion Mr. Helper.

  • "how come we didnt cross the 38th parallel and push those rice eaters back to the Great Wall of China!"" and he fuckin rips the chair out hahaha love this scene,also i love how it starts "is she right?"

  • if R.Lee.Ermy had a comedic brother, it would be Sam Kinison.

  • This scene from Back To School has to be the best comedy cut of all movies. We miss you Sam.

  • ...putting headbands on, doing drugs and listening to goddamn Beatles albums! AHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

    xD

  • Cmon show some love for the Communism, I mean if you ask me action movies were better when the terrorists were highly trained ninja terminators from communist countries who were in it for the cash, then this religious crap where every movie patronizes you,"there are many different believes in the world and each of us should adopt a dolphin/panda hybrid while recycling our own feces to make shoes....?" the trailer tricked me, I thought this was an action movie...I'm trapped! you AAAAAAAAAAAAA...

  • i love when rodney makes that grunt noise after he tells sam about the korean war funny as hell awesome movie watched yeard ago still awesome

  • LMAO!! 1:36-39.

  • Rodney Dangerfield's expression is just priceless in this part! I actually went to see this movie when it came out in the 80's. How the years has gone by!!!

  • I might have done [far] better in school, had I suc an inspiring teacher.