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  • WE HAVE FAILED THE METAL BAWKS

  • Yeesh, Carron- you could at least stay back and fight. Shit, those CULTISTS had more balls, fighting for their doomed cause.

  • This....(deep breath).....World....(deep breath)....Is slipping......(deep breath)...From our grasp

    Dude u really need to see a doctor about that, it dosent sound right.

  • gorgutz at least killed the guy on screen

  • @dicedestroy Haha, nope. In basically every bit of canon and every game, aside from shitty ultramarine novels, IG can be formidable against space marines.

  • @Kloakenlord Except for all the times that they have, even outside of the games.

  • nothing like Dark Crusade, Eliphas wasn`t a crybaby like this one same whith Space Marines: Davian fought to the end like a real space marine not like the one here...

  • @BephirArsland you insult the METAL BAWKSE? you will pay for that!!!

  • @BephirArsland

    dude, the voice acting in DC was waay better than Soulstorm

  • God damn it.

    SINDRI!

  • man the IG just pwn at this XD. 4 guardsmen apperently is > choas

  • After the Alpha Legion's crushing defeat, Lord Carron was brought before the Alpha Legion Primarch to explain himself. Alpharius branded the disgraced Carron a coward for fleeing the battle whilst the cultists stood their ground, and fewl for losing the campaign and over 2000 of the Alpha Legion's best Chaos Marines. As punishment, Carron was locked inside a metal bawks for all eternity.

  • @DeathToChaosGods Good! It's what Lord Carron deserved for his cowardice and incompetence! He's a disgrace to the ranks of Chaos and doesn't deserve the powers given to him by the Dark Gods! The cultists on the other hand deserve to be given a 2nd shot at life for fighting to the bitter end against impossible odds brought about by Carron's dismal failure!

    Glory to Chaos Undivided!!!

  • BAWKSES FOR TH BAWKS GOD!!!

  • SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!!!

  • Dammit those guys would be such easy .... while the computer win at their strong hold =.=

  • ... And that's how the Imperial General died.

    Seriously, an Imperial General against a Chaos Lord, genetically enhanced and fueled by the powers of the Warp?

    Yeah. His ass is grass.

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  • @Tooglespark IS VANCE MOTHERFUCKIN STUBBS!!!

  • lol the guardsmen are obviously sphess marheens in disguise.

    or maybe spartans. or maybe just actors from the 80s.

  • @LaKream KAOS SPEHS MAREENS WEL DEFIT THIM AL

  • @LaKream Or maybe, just like Spehss Marheens get their special ablities from there Primarchs, those Guardsman have Steel Balls just like Vance Motherfuckin Stubss.

  • SSSSINDRIIIIIIIIIIIII

  • 0:03 - check it out 4 brave guards mean running forward destroying everything on their path...like 4 horsemen or 4 musketeres or 4 whatever i don't konw what. And that's cool!!!

  • lol should have become a bloodthirster or daemon prince and pwn them

  • If you listen carefully at the beginning it sounds like someone is punching someone else :]

  • @blowthingsup98 Ogryn fight sounds

  • @louie97ation Thanks

  • The four guardsmen in the beginning deserve every medal the imperium can give, and terminator honours

  • @MrMyself8989 They destroyed a turret by shooting at it a few times, not even the sphess mehreens can do that.

    In fact, fuck the terminator honours, just make them the new Emprahs

  • @MrMyself8989 The Order of Ollanius Pius should do. Also make them planetary governors.

  • @MrMyself8989 Well, if your buddies in arms are a platoon of giants with huge guns and are already tearing shit up from the inside, you DO get a little ballsy.

  • @Tarik360 nope because they destroy 2 turrets with only 4 guardsmen.....

  • @Ghostrider91111 Quite the marksmen they were then...

  • Those four guardsmen at the beginning probably took half of the map on their own, seeing as how huge their balls of steel are.

  • @UncleKitchenerSA You'd also charge a friggin' Chaos outpost with only a Lasgun if an angry commissar were behind you.

  • my cape is made of titanium alloy no sword can break it?

  • how come he has that weapon...and not the Khornate axe or the man reaper....only word beares can have that weapon

  • Eliphas might not be able to shoot for shit when his base gets owned but Carron ffs crying like a lil bish....all of a sudden Eliphas's shit aiming doesnt seem so bad.

  • at 0:04 , 4 guardsmen took out a turret 0_0

  • In my soulstorm, all the old races leaders sound like their dark crusade counterparts (imperial guard stubbs soundlike the leader in the intro movie.) Why? and when i faced chaos with my necrons, chais sent out an invincible obliterator against me, but i kept it at bay thank the emperor.

  • And after the battle, Carron was interred into the cold, metallic box of a dreadnought sarcophagus to serve as a Chaos Dreadnought......even Tzeentch could not predict the level of destruction Carron unleashed upon his awakening after realizing he's now permanently hard-wired into a MEHTAL BAWKS, making him a coward and a fewl.

  • Y'know, I'll admit that I was impressed by the Chaos Cultists staying to fight despite the fact that they had to know that they were going to die in a few seconds. They were true servants of Chaos unlike that weak fool Carron. They should be given a second chance and be assigned under a more capable Chaos Lord......

    Glory to Chaos Undivided!

  • HOW THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!? Does a Guardsman survive like 5 attacks from a Daemon Weapon??? Lol

  • @warfreak190 Because the sheer manliness of Vance Motherfucking Stubbs counts as Terminator armor.

  • You Cheat! You modded the Guardsmens guns!

  • How in the name of all that is horrible does a IG commander beat a Space Marine Sorcerer in one on one combat!?

    Heck, what are the Guardsman doing to their lasguns that lets four of them take out a turret while moving twords it!?

  • I'm pretty sure there would have been a shit load of more guardsmen storming those turrets with Lemon Russ tanks to back them up and the artillery firing like hell.

    Bury the coward in a metal bawks!

  • Wait...is a Chaos Lord being attacked by a fucking NORMAL HUMAN GUARDSMAN IN MELEE?! DAMN STUBBS! YOU SCARY!

  • 0:04 and so the Great Enemy was finally defeated by 4 guardsmen charging in, firing their lasguns and yelling 'go go go!'

  • i woulda laughed if the chaos lord killed the Guard commander

  • @bloodstepper

    Probably Vance "MOTHERFUCKING" Stubbs' Dick

  • Eliphas: Ah the powers of chaos prove too great even for him and his followers was driven mad by it. The warpstorm was an opportunity for Chaos to claw itself on the system but instead he and his followers squandered it and when it slips from their grasp the shepard chose to run...

  • Carron wasn't Eliphas enough.

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  • And then Vance Stubbs was all like "MAN THE FUCK UP BRO AND DIE WITH HONOUR!"

  • man the chaos dude's acting is atrocious.

    waaaaaaaa, the bwoke me wiitle chaos flower

    waaaaaaaa, the bwoke me wiitle planet.

    now i know why eliphas was resurrected.

  • Vance motherfucking stubs can deflect your weapons with his shoulder.

  • I would of loled if a bunch of METAL BAWKSES (rhinos) drove into the base and destroyed everything.

  • now dos chaos boyz are ded der iz mor room for orks in the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @IAMTHECAPSGODLOL Ummm no frickin duh. Of course the immortal enemy is defeated by 5 guardsmen running and yelling in their direction. They're under the command of Vance Motherfucking Stubbs!

  • Carron was an idiot leader and a coward. But if Abbadon want's to get someone do the bloody deeds, he should resurrect lord Crull.

  • Come to think of it. Abbadon resurrected Eliphas from the dead. Maybe this guy will comeback too in some down of war game

  • @AteZ928 Whose gonna resurrect a spineless pussy like Carron?

  • @AteZ928 abbadon likes only hardcore mofo's that speak with a brittish accent. no one will resurrect this pussy.

  • Eliphas may not have asthma, but at least this guy can shoot his gun.

  • "SINDRIII"

    "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"

    "METAL BAWKSES"

    why do they allways get Idiots in charge?

  • @DerOrk eliphas was the only good chaos lord

  • Wow...that Vance Mother fucking Stubbs must of really trained those guardsmen to fight hard with those red flash!

  • no human can take on a space marine or even a chaos space marine, that´s why i would call the last scene a little bit stupid .

  • @Kloakenlord That's no mere human, that's Vance Motherfucking Stubbs, the most badass Governor General in the entire Imperium.

  • @Rogovets He defintatly is, but still i think he wouldn t be a match for a chaos general like Eliphas by all means because with 1 blow the poor governor could look up his guts =)

  • A-TEAM ATTACK!!!!!

  • seriously Firaeveus Carron has asthma to the extremity

  • Lol... chaos sucks just as much as the sisters, space marines, imperial guard or any other asshole who follows a god. Except metal heads... 8D

  • @acamp1995 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Bluedeviant

    Gesundheit.

  • SO MUCH NARM! CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!!!

  • slipping from grasp? i godamn dropped like his balls

  • I always knew that underneath all the BS about blood sacrifices and demonic possession, the psychopaths who worshipped Chaos were a bunch of pussies. The biggest baddest general runns away!

  • @DeathToChaosGods Don't think that we're all like Carron here! He's a disgrace to the forces of Chaos and deserves a gruesome death and an eternity of torment for his ineptness and cowardice!!

    A REAL servant of Chaos would stand his ground and fight to the death in a situation like this where they lost and couldn't escape, I know that I would!!

    Glory to Chaos Undivided!

  • @girlgarde

    The real horror for Carron would be if he was entombed inside a Chaos Dreadnought......which is made out of metal...........and looks like a box....................a METAL BOX!!!!!

  • @girlgarde

    The warpstorm left him drunk with power so when said powers cannot give him victory over his enemies. He had fallen to madness that not even the most devoted can understand.

  • Why do you end every single one with Imperial Guard?

  • @Koloszrodosthe Probably because he played as them. Maybe it's for some other reason though.

  • All the remaining Chaos Marines retreats back to the Warp hiding in metal boxes!

  • @TheXenomorph1 well said dude. That's pretty much how it works!

    The battle is losssttttt!!!!!!

  • No bloodthirster?

    :(

  • 'Only death does duty end.'

  • BIossom? Is he talking about flowers?

  • he needs an inhaler

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  • Can you imagine what Carron would say if he saw a baneblade?

  • @WeirdBoySkuzag baneblade? BANEBLADE!! our enemies hide in titanic metal boxes!!! the cheats, the smart bastards!!!

    we.... we should run away.... from these titanic metal boxes....... STUBBS!!!

  • @Boss0nomaka That sounds about right

  • HOLY SHIT

    WHAT THE FUCKING

    HOLY CRAP THOSE GUARDSMEN 

  • @Animalmother1234

    Motherfucker ran straight through that temple!

  • SINDRIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

  • They lost because they didn't have any MEHTAL BAWKSEZ, Vance motherfucking stubbs blew them all apart with his 100 baneblades

  • This world....gasp.....is slipping.......gasp.....from our....gasp.....just kill me already

  • Say what you will about these unintentionally hilarious Chaos characters, but I really like this particular line of his:

    "The horrid blossom of Chaos will wither, will die!"

  • The foul Chaos forces are destroyed- The thrice cursed Daemons and horrific entities born from the Warp are destroyed and the madmen who worship such creatures are gunned down.

    That's what I like to see; Chaos defeated!

  • @NicholasGeschke I hear you brother!

  • The four imperial guards men better known as the clones of chuck norris

  • @bluemoon692 if Chuck Norris was fighting in the Guard or Space Marines Chaos Space Marines and the Chaos Gods would be destoryed by now. As well as all the other Xenos in the universe

  • @KingBowser22 Thats because the emperor only just thought of him.

    The dead mind works alot slower.

    With the exeption of necrons

  • This just propaganda by the Imperial Guard. What really happened was that the Chaos Gods saw how much of loser Carron was and borrowed the Death Star and destroyed the star system with it so that nobody would ever remember this horrid expansion.

  • Now that's a badass Chaos Marine right there. Crying like a little girl and whining about flowers.

  • @NightMarkVII He also ran from battle [even if he ran into another] which as a matter of fact is breaking Khorne's rules. Karanarak would have been sent to eat him if he survived.

  • The chaos lord sounds like he was choking on something lol

  • @bloodstepper giggity

    

  • @bloodstepper oh sorry i was eating a sandwhich whilst recording

  • He sounds like the necron lord taking breathes even tho Necrons aren't alive

  • Carron had Eliphas staff? Or only in skirmish? :?

  • Actually when you defeat their stronghold using Space Marines.. Boreal will kick the Chaos Lord's ass instead of fighting off until it fades to black..

  • If any of you wants Farron(Chaos Commander of Soulstorm) to be killed in the end, use the Blood Ravens, Commander Boreale slashes Farron, 5 or 6 times !!!

  • These guys can't even die with any dignity.

  • that's chaos for ya

  • lol the chaos lord would have killed the govenor militant (i think thats what hes called) and the IG would have lost yay

  • How you can play imperial guard?They got so weak units,weak morale,nothing for melee combat?

  • they arent made for living they are made for dying, eventually the enemy get so bored of killing millions of them they kill themsels in an attempt to make things interesting

  • Are you allowed to be that much of a pussy if you are a chaos lord, or did Abaddon just give a random janitor chaos space marine a job too big for him?

    TEARS FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

  • Abaddon isn' t exactly the big pimp either, what with 13 failed Black Crusades and all...

  • He's like THE General Failure. On the other hand, he's going up against status quo plot armour.

    At least Eliphas was cool.

  • Eliphas was mah hero<3

  • @Fr3k3 He was all right, especially with his sexiful voice... pity the space marines killed him.

  • Play DoW2 Chaos rising. Be rewarded with him being a traitor to a different traitor.

  • @Greatkingrat88 He tried sexin' up Taldeer. Most win quote ever.

  • @Fr3k3 XD did he now? That can't 'a gone well, everyone knows Taldeer is gay haha

  • @Fr3k3 XD did he now? That can't 'a gone well, everyone knows Taldeer is gay haha

  • he cryed like a baby

  • death by laser pointers!!!!!

  • I lol'd really hard.

  • BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

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  • @TyranidsBJ i mean sindri wasnt a chaos lord he was a sorceror. get your facts straight

  • @Bluedeviant Does it matter? He's still the most badass Chaos character ever to grace the 41st millenium no?

  • the metal bawkses did most of the work

  • Why did they make such a gay chaos lord?!

    Dark Crusade Chaos Lord was the coolest.

  • @kingLorshi it all happened.... when ironlore was involved with soulstorm...

  • I love the guard, by far my favorite faction, but it really surprises me that a General can take on a Chaos Lord at a 1vs1, arent the chaos Lord supposed to be at the same lvl or even stronger than a Force commander?

  • @Slymind Fluffwise, probably.

    This is soulstorm, and there are shitloads of fluff inaccuracies.

  • Chaos lost because the Imperial Guard shipped all 100 of their Baneblades there.

  • Aw... And he was planning to grow the blossom of Chaos in his metal boxes...

    Eliphas the Inheritor, are you watching this? The guy's making you bloodthirsty Chaos boys look like sissies.

  • And so is the immortal enemy defeated.

    By five guardsmen yelling and running in their general direction.

  • i have only one word to reply to that comment with:

    lol

  • LOOOOOL :D :D :D

  • @IAMTHECAPSGODLOL Thats what happens when you have a pussy for a commander and mice for troops

  • @IAMTHECAPSGODLOL

    Correction: Four guardsmen.

  • @GreyMercury

    One of them is a tactical genius and thus appeared on the other end of the base.

  • @IAMTHECAPSGODLOL CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEED!

  • @zebart9012

    Exactly as planned.

  • Seems to bug. Normally your commander sync kills Carron.

  • Although the Necron Lord's one bugs slightly (To my memory)... For the better.

    Y'see, it fades to black just as he starts the sync kill, and you hear the sound effects, so it's kind of like an execution in a movie, sort of atmospheric.

  • I know, I have played SS with necrons.

    Tau one was kinda amusing, Kroot throwin' cultists around, and commander (as he has no melee attack) just sync killed Carron immediately.

  • I like the voce acting better in Dark Crusade. In Soulstorm the voice actors hardly sound like there trying.

  • Looks like Chaos isn't all that bad after all: Just like the Necrons on Medusa V, the Orks on Xit and the Tyranids on Nyveria II, they were crushed beneath the Imperium's mighty heel.

  • Chaos can shove their demon worship up their ass =)

  • Imperial guard is so awesome that they can parry blows with theyre CAPE!

    see 0:59 for proof

  • imperial guard can beat anything.... why..... great number and BEAST ARMOR!... nothing can stand against the armour of the imperium!

  • Just to add insult to injury, they buried him in a metal box when he died.

  • @InnocentDarkside

    Filled with peas.

  • METAL BAWKSEZ!!!!

  • LOOL, Really? XD

  • @InnocentDarkside Nooooohhh ¡How can ya buried meee in THA METAL BOX!!!

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  • chaos cant lose because chaos is the only answer =)