The last boy scout-Smile, you fuck

[coryboy345]

My mother said this exact thing to me on my first day of school, kindergarten...

[djmrparker]

The original script for this movie was bananas. The final movie was scaled down immensely from it.

[OCPrunsthecops]

I do this every morning before I brush my teeth

[escrete20000]

My brother had this as his cell phone's welcome message :D

[Despondency420]

self deprecation at it's finest.

[xXTheBlackHaloXx]

Was that Bruce Willis?

[caribind3]

@xXTheBlackHaloXx Yes :)