anyone else agree that girls can't tell poop stories? cause this is gross and funny but if nanalew told this noone would want to hear it...CHALLENGE @nanalew and @meekakitty
@DawnEsq not true :P my friend and i usually end up with this conversation topic my friend is a girl :P she's not even like boyish or anything either she's a girly girl who is rather pretty. but she finds toilet humour funny
@rickcastaway nothing is wrong with it.. it's just that there hasn't been any new videos for two months and it sucks to see a good channel go to waste
When i had gas so bad as a child of about 3 at the most i had to be hospitalised. I only remember it because of how much pain I was in. I was in the hospital for 3 fucking days. The nurse came in with a bedpan the last day and my parents helped me and i just farted and was like "... ok I'm ready to go hone now"
when i caught this weird cold/flu that was extremely bad! It happened right over night and I ended up feeling weird during the early morning being about 3am. So i go to get out of bed and realize theres puke and shit all over my bed and myself. So i start yelling for my mom and since its so efing early my mom takes her time, stares at me, says for one im not going to school and two.. we need to clean all of this up and I needed to take an ice bath..soo yeah something similar to this story :P
I was really sick and so I threw up In this bag, I'm like alright and I started shitting and I was just like blahhbppbpbp and so my mom comes in like 5 minuets later because you can't talk and puke at the same time and there is shit and puke everywhere so after a major clean up j get in the bath tub......... Rinse repeat... Haha get it cuz it happened again while I was showering... No...ok.....
Once when i was in the 3rd grade, i was sitting in class and I randomly threw up, and the boy i had a crush on was sitting right next to me watching.My mom came to pick me up and I went home and when i was laying on the couch i threw up all over the ground next to the couch, and my mom came in and she thought I was done throwing up so she started cleaning it. And while i'm laying there i feel it coming up. So she is sitting there cleaning my vomit and i puke all over her hands in the same spot.
I'm sitting in my bed choking on a pretzel and almost throwing up from laughing/picturing shit everywhere. My father didn't help me at all. He simply laughed and continued watching sout park
I was about 6 and had the flu. I was throwing up everywhere and it was absolute torture. I had thrown up on my bed, so my grandma had moved me on the couch and gave me a bucket to throw up in. So, while the bed sheets were in the laundry, I was throwing up and my grandma decided to give me some food. I ate it, while she sat down next to me and ate. When I finished, I threw up all over my grandma and her food.
Lol my nastiest story was probably when i was like 9 and i wouldn't stop puking. My mom would like give me medicine and i would puke it back on her after swallowing it. Then my mom just gave up and got me to the doctor, and I swear by the time I got out of there I'm pretty sure the whole place was like covered in my puke including the nurse :P
My nastiest thing ever is essentially what happened here. Got the flu. Was laying in bed, and started puking all over the bed before I could get to a bucket or anything, but since my sh!t was so runny, I just started shitting everywhere. I had a super high fever, so I was laying in bed naked, so it just went everywhere. Explosive. I wandered into the bathroom to clean off and told my boyfriend he had to deal with it.
the nastiest thing was i got sick and i could not feel my legs (anonymous) had to drag me upstairs my feet starting to bleed when i woke up i was on my dads bed watching this show constipated and having to pee nobody was there to help me so i had to drag myself up and on the toilet i had to poop so bad but i remembered that my dad said he had a nurse put her finger up his ass to poop so i was alone and i did it... the next day i was all better and slept and woke up with poop in my pants...
the nastiest thing i ever did wuz dis summer cuz i was basically trapped in hell cuz it was like 90* evryday (no beaches tho) nd i was in a small apartment with like 8 ppl who lived there nd now 4 more cuz me my siblings, with no ac, two probs autistic 4 yr olds who shit evrywhere, no cable, no carpet, nd it was disgusting cuz no1 ever cleaned so i got sick nd threw up painfully evryday 4 like 2wks straight nd then almost had a heat stroke nd got pusht outside bein told 2buy milk
Well, I was REALLY sick. Like I blinked and I puked. But, I couldn't sleep and I was in my mom's room. I was feeling a little better. I had to carry this bucket around just in case. and I was all like "Man, I really have to burp." And my mom just looks at me like "Uh..k?". And then I said "I'm going to sleep" And I went to hug her cause I was little. And I just like burped and spewed everywhere. And I just walked away like "Eh, whatever".
One year for new years we were visiting our friends in Denver. On new years day I felt really bad and this happened to be the day we were suppose to go sledding in the moutains. So my dad had to stay with me while everyone had fun. I was down in their basement and I felt this reall bad urge. I started running up the stairs because there wasn't one in the basement. Long story short, I ended up puking numerous times on their carpeted stairs.
So I was lying next to my mom (there were only two beds) and suddenly, I knew I couldn't get to the bathroom (THE FEAR!!!) And I puked all over her. She woke up, (SCREAMING) and when she realized what had happened, she told my friend to go back to sleep, helped me clean up, and she never told anyone. The best mom ever, right?
I was seven, and my mother had taken me to Hershey Park. You know, in Hershey Pennsylvania. So I had my friend with me, and we decided we wanted chocolate. So we went to this stand, and I saw some chocolate covered bacon. At first I thought it would be nasty, but I had a sample, and loved it. So my mo0m, being the wonderful woman she is, bought me like thirty pounds. When we got back to the hotel, I ate like the whole damn bag. When we started going to sleep, I started feeling bad.
I had my wisdom teeth removed in January. Complications followed a day after. So, on my best friend's birthday I was feeling like a walking piece of crap.My best friend came over to take care of me for a while and she brought my boyfriend with her.Around 6:30 in the afternoon my boyfriend came over to help me change the gauze in my mouth.It was all fine until I realized he had a dip in, which made me nauseous. Story short, I got sick, vomited blood and ice cream all over his face, and cried.BAD.
Last year before Christmas I had my tonsils removed. Turns out, I had bad complications with it & my throat kept bleeding. On Christmas night, I was feeling really sick and uneasy, but I couldn't make it to the bathroom fast enough. I puked up blood all in the living room, on the tree, in the hallway, and in the bathroom. Looked like COD in there. My mom was in tears cleaning it up.
My story is about the one time my brother decided to bring his friend home from college one weekend. They were all drinking and getting shitfaced, bad. Matt, my brothers college friend basically downed a bottle of Ice 101 vodka and 5 beers by himself, he was completely wasted. Long story short, he slept in the guest room on an air mattress and vomited this odd, gooey black liquid and the enchiladas we had for dinner, up all over it. Most disgusting thing I've ever had to deal with.
So, i had the stomach flu, and i was just watching tv in my room and i feel a sneeze coming on. I thought "oh no, im probably going to throw up from all of the force of this sneeze." But i sneezed and after i was like, "woo, i didnt throw up!" then like 30 seconds later i smell something so fowl, it makes me gag. Thats when i realized i shit myself when i sneezed and didnt notice it because i was so worried i was going to throw up. I then made my mom clean it. I deserve the best daughter award.
My story is that I was on holiday on an island and the only way back was by sailing, and the night before my family and I had to go sailing on a yacht back home, I ate chicken nuggets that gave me food poisoning, so as we were sailing back I was in the tiny bathroom s***ing and puking the entire time and my dad could only stand there and empty out the bowl I was puking into.
This is more about my brothers worse story. But my brother got drunk while I was out school shopping a few years back and I had to take him home. He's in the front sit, while me and another brother of mine are in the back sit. All of the windows were down. My brother who's drunk begins to vomit out the window, it comes back through the window I'm next to. And my the window was broke so we couldn't roll it up. To top it off, we had a biker follow us home because he also upchucked on the biker.
I was in 3rd grade, and I'm lactose intolerant. We were having a party once in class, and I already wasn't feeling good, but my teacher decided to make me eat some of the ice cream cake they had, because hey. Everyone loves ice cream. So my stomach was just not having it, and I thought I was just going to fart, but no. I shit my pants. In my seat. So I dealt with that for the last hour of school, then I got home and changed, but then I was caught off guard by my sister and shit my pants again.
One time we went to this Mexican resturaunt and ate like everything. When we got home I wasn't feeling too hot and my brother thought it would be a good ideal to, literally, scare the shit out of me. He jumped from under my bed and scared me and I shitted on myself. I told my dad and he told me to take a shower with the shitty clothes on, killing two birds with one stone.
I was visiting the U.P. in Michigan for the first time. The roads were very curvy and I was playing with my phone as my dad was driving. Suddenly I did not feel good at all. I told my dad to pull over 'cause something was coming up my throat. I opened the door to step out and as I'm getting out I start puking. We had to get back over the Mackinaw Bridge, but before that we stopped at McDonalds for lunch. I puked again as we got out of the car and I think I made other people sick while doing so.
when i ate indian food i didnt feel good and i was watching tv and sitting on my couch and then i literally just started shitting everywhere like my couch was covered in my shit and i was funny to the bathroom shitting on the ground then i slipped in the shit before i got to the toilet, so im lying in my shit and i was still shitting then i finally got to the toilet but i didnt have to shit anymore :D
one day i got back from a carnival, which i puke twice at, and i was say about eight and i layed emediately on my couch and all of a sudden i shit my self and it was as if my underwear had become like the top of jiffy pop all at once.
back asleep. then around 4am i woke up and got up but didn't make it to the bathroom and puked in the hallway. i repeated that process a few more times and by the morning there was puke on the top and bottom bunk, on the floor in the bathroom, bedroom, and hallway. also in the front yard and back deck. and since itwas christmas i had new clothes and they got covered in puke also... in the morning i left everything there and went to my moms house. XD
my story's similar to Desterys xD a few years ago i wasn't my dads house for Christmas and i couldn't sleep. I also had a bunk bed and I was on the bottom bunk. I went outside around 12am and puked all over the deck. then went inside and puked on the bathroom floor then fell asleep on the bottom bunk. around 1am I wake and puke all over the bottom bunk so I fall back asleep of the top bunk. around 2:30am I wake up, stick my head over the side of the bed and puke all over the ground. then fell
Soooo. My wost story wassss the time when I, ligit, was living in my basement. And I hadn't been feeling good that day, so I decided to just go to sleep and maybe it will be gone by morning. So. Middle of the night. I wake up and start puking everywhere. In my bed, on my floor. So I run as fast as I can up my stairs still puking in the process, and run all the way to the bathroom, just to puke for another like 15 mins. And we had carpet. So. It was a horriable mess to clean up for my Mum. XDD
when i was about 3 i think, i was feeling really ill, and we had to go for a family dinner at my grandparents' house, there was at least 10 of us around the table having dinner, and because i was so ill i sat on my mum's lap while she was eating to make sure i was okay. i ended up throwing up all in my mum's dinner.
I was a kid that never had trouble with peeing the bed or shitting herself. I just had the great misfortune of being one of those kids to vomit all the Damn time. Luckily I had an awesome mom who would help me clean up myself and the messes I was constantly making. Well one day, my mom was gone on a business trip and the wrath came. My dad nearly shit a brick he was so out of his mind not knowing what to do. So his solution to cleaning up his 8 year old daughters vomit? The vacuum.
i had the stomach flu when i was 6, i had already puked on BOTH BUNKS on my sister's bunk bed, and my own bed :( so my mom was giving me a bath because i was COVERED in my own vomit and i was still throwing up in the bath water. my sister had pulled out this mattress for both of us to sleep on while the sheets were in the wash. we both climb into bed and it seems like the vomiting has finally stopped..and then she goes "thank god you're not puking anymore!" and i throw up all over the bed :$
I shit myself once as a kid. Probably at the age of 3 or 4. I was at my grandparent's house, i dont know the details, but I just took a solid in my pants. My grandma took me to the bathroom to remove my underwear and clean me. The only good part about this situation was that nothing leaked. The End. :D
Drunk story. Went to go pee but face planted off the toilet. My friend finds me on the floor in my own vomit, underwear and pants down to my knees. He starts cleaning the floor, my legs, arms and face. Whenever I'd say "I'm so sorry" he'd say "You'll probably be doing this for me one day". He got me downstairs, unclothed me, went back upstairs to puke cause of how drunk he is, washed and dried my clothes all while completely hammered. I'll also add that he's my boyfriend these days. xD
When I waz 13 i waz sick somewhat sick already. I went to bed hopeing that I'll feel better in the morning. Halfway through the night I woke up and felt like I waz going to explode, so I ran to the bathroom but tripped on a mat and fell in the bathtub. I started having awful diarrhea and started throwing up. I kept trying to scream for someone for help but everyone in my house is like 'dead' wen they sleep. After I just changed my cloths and went to back to sleep.
In 7th grade, I played on the soccer team. One time at practice, I started feeling nauseousness and my stomach started hurting, so I asked my coach if I could use the restroom to let it all out, he said 'Yeah, but after you finish your conditioning". By that point when I was done I just felt sick to my stomach, so I staggered all the way to the restroom, I tried to run there because I felt that I was about to blow, seconds later I felt puke splash on my body.I never made it to the restroom. -_-
i was at a summer camp and i had like a really bad stomach virus or something and i told my Councillor that my stomach hurt and she was all acting like a bitch and she said if i was sick i would be puking (at the time it was not as bad as puking) and a few days later my stomach hurt even worse and stuff but we had to go to a going home thing and i was near like fire and stuff but i cant be near smoke so that was bad. when i got home i started to puke like right when i got home :(
One time, when i was in the 6th grade, all i had eaten that day were two dill pickles, and we went over to a family friends house for dinner and we ate some steak and right after dinner i was like, ohhhhh shit, got up, spewed pickles and steak all down their hallway.
one time, i ate something bad.. idk wha it was but at around 5AM i woke up and i was like aww crap im gonna throw up :S and just as i sat up in my bed i threw up so hard it made it all the way to the opposite side of the room rite onto my computer.. :( and the rest of the day i didnt dare move cuz whenever i did i'd start dry heaving like mad
and another time i got sick to my stomach in the middle of the nite.. i was laying on my back and i jus erupted like a fricken volcano it was so nasty
Once in the second grade, I was getting ready for school, and I was about to get in the car, but I realized I didn't have breakfast... So I ran to the fridge and grabbed like three huge pieces of cold pizza and ate them super fast because my dad was waiting for me in the car... Then I was in the car and my dad was driving me to school and for the whole ride there I was yelling DAD I NEED TO THROW UPP!!!! But he obviously thought I was playing hookie because he didn't know I ate the pizza. Then
after a long day in the snow I fell asleep with hot chocolate in hand. apparently it spilled out cuz when i woke up there was dried hot chocolate on my pants.we were on vacation, so we pulled into a gas station, mom and i ran inside the BR to change me. when i pulled off the pants and handed them to her she said "OHGAWD. It smells like chocolate but looks like poop!!".
MOAR
silenttbobb217 14 hours ago
LOl, I reconized mitchell because of his laughter XD
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i just realized that this was uploaded on my sweet 16 :) and im in love w. des x)
kittykait123 1 week ago
i just realized that this was uploaded on my sweet 16 :) and im in love w. des x)
kittykait123 1 week ago
YOU ARE TORTURING US MAKE MORE FOR USSS
shizayaaa 1 week ago
Make moreeee (:
MelissaInTheSkyyy 1 week ago
MAKE MOREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zebrastripe1990 1 week ago
MOOORREEEE
antonioseet 1 week ago
where are more????????:/
xixsilerxix 1 week ago in playlist More videos from wehavegirlfriends
oh my god..... mi laughed so hard. i watch this like once a week xD
MegRayne2012 1 week ago
BLURRRGGGHHH !!!
MrPhantomFury 1 week ago
NO! NOT THE POKEMON CARDS!
bmendler707700Fan 2 weeks ago
Maybe one of them doesn't have a girlfriend anymore, so they lost ownership of the account, and can't make videos.
IHazACarrot 2 weeks ago
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PLEASE!!! tell us when your doing your next video and can you also include how to pronounce Destery!
PLEASE!!!
emilylovesburritos 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
anyone else agree that girls can't tell poop stories? cause this is gross and funny but if nanalew told this noone would want to hear it...CHALLENGE @nanalew and @meekakitty
DawnEsq 2 weeks ago
@DawnEsq not true :P my friend and i usually end up with this conversation topic my friend is a girl :P she's not even like boyish or anything either she's a girly girl who is rather pretty. but she finds toilet humour funny
icraigg 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@rickcastaway nothing is wrong with it.. it's just that there hasn't been any new videos for two months and it sucks to see a good channel go to waste
Panzy4life 2 weeks ago
When i had gas so bad as a child of about 3 at the most i had to be hospitalised. I only remember it because of how much pain I was in. I was in the hospital for 3 fucking days. The nurse came in with a bedpan the last day and my parents helped me and i just farted and was like "... ok I'm ready to go hone now"
GoWfreakazoid 2 weeks ago
PLEASE!!! tell us when your doing your next video and can you also include how to pronounce Destery!
PLEASE!!!
emilylovesburritos 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
when i caught this weird cold/flu that was extremely bad! It happened right over night and I ended up feeling weird during the early morning being about 3am. So i go to get out of bed and realize theres puke and shit all over my bed and myself. So i start yelling for my mom and since its so efing early my mom takes her time, stares at me, says for one im not going to school and two.. we need to clean all of this up and I needed to take an ice bath..soo yeah something similar to this story :P
CP6L1 3 weeks ago
I was really sick and so I threw up In this bag, I'm like alright and I started shitting and I was just like blahhbppbpbp and so my mom comes in like 5 minuets later because you can't talk and puke at the same time and there is shit and puke everywhere so after a major clean up j get in the bath tub......... Rinse repeat... Haha get it cuz it happened again while I was showering... No...ok.....
thisvideoisover 3 weeks ago
BUT I WANT A NEW ONE
creys
my whole family watches this channel omg update please.
vanessasaysrawr 3 weeks ago
That's so sad.
You're supposed to take care of someone when they're sick!! :(
Meggiepitcher9 3 weeks ago
haha thats awesome lol and weird how can you not tell??? lol
skaterchickhotness7 3 weeks ago
Theyre on tour, patiance is a virtue.
XxdancerammaxX 3 weeks ago
what are you guys talking about? RIP we have girlfriends? what? lol
iLiveInHarmony 3 weeks ago
Once when i was in the 3rd grade, i was sitting in class and I randomly threw up, and the boy i had a crush on was sitting right next to me watching.My mom came to pick me up and I went home and when i was laying on the couch i threw up all over the ground next to the couch, and my mom came in and she thought I was done throwing up so she started cleaning it. And while i'm laying there i feel it coming up. So she is sitting there cleaning my vomit and i puke all over her hands in the same spot.
MarianneBarrientez 3 weeks ago
I'm sitting in my bed choking on a pretzel and almost throwing up from laughing/picturing shit everywhere. My father didn't help me at all. He simply laughed and continued watching sout park
nevershoutneverma 4 weeks ago
WHY?!?!?! I LOVED THIS CHANNEL SOOO MUCH! :c
DMTLVlogs 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from wehavegirlfriends
dude sounds like nick swardson
stevo351 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i demand moar VIDEOS!
shanesgaylover69 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Pretty sure this is Destery from the DesandNate channel
pajamaloaf 4 weeks ago
@pajamaloaf It is indeed, Des of DesandNate
macncheesenadia 4 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
One time i was fucked up and we were stuffing home and i pulled the exorsist and piled all over the windshield
darkicepreacher 1 month ago
They're kind of on on tour at the moment, so I don't think they have time to make these videos right now.
Quiggles20 1 month ago
I NEED MOOOORRREEEE. Dx
VaporeonIsFTW 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Are you guys gonna do more videos? These are so funny, and I love them. You guys should continue. :(
MILEYANGELXV 1 month ago
did you keep em
no wtf am i gonna dowith shit covered pokemon cards
first edition
holographics bro
IwillDie4Ubabe 1 month ago 3
I was about 6 and had the flu. I was throwing up everywhere and it was absolute torture. I had thrown up on my bed, so my grandma had moved me on the couch and gave me a bucket to throw up in. So, while the bed sheets were in the laundry, I was throwing up and my grandma decided to give me some food. I ate it, while she sat down next to me and ate. When I finished, I threw up all over my grandma and her food.
lovelyemosweet 1 month ago
i bet the reason they haven made a video in a while is cuz they no longer have girlfriends
cheese10149 1 month ago
being indian, ive been 2 alot of indian restaurants. after a while, yu learn which restaurants dont make yu extremely sick.
TheZimZuZu 1 month ago
Whenever I'm feeling down, this is the channel I look at. A pick me up!
WhoopDeeFrickenDoo 1 month ago in playlist Stories 2
I am actually impressed by the sheer number of poop stories you guys have.
xadele95 1 month ago
I barfed in my moms hand once...
rosegarden54 1 month ago
That's so great. I always say "projectile vomit." Mostly when I'm excited or happy. Haha, or scared
ArrivedOnRockets 1 month ago 3
WHEN ARE YOU GUYS GONNA MAKE ANOTHER VIDEO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
AARTaylorSwift 1 month ago 177
Hope you guys are going to do more vids?
michaelstarcrossed42 1 month ago 4
Wow...yuck. He didn't clean it up and still got the best dad ever award? That's love...
BornInTzyon 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
sounds like the norovirus
nairbsille 1 month ago
Sounds like candy
chasetymchyna 1 month ago
well heres another great channel gone to waste.. RIP WHG );
Panzy4life 1 month ago 121
@Panzy4life lolz (errr not really...) but this is kinda like what happened to cartoon network in 2009 :'-(
NerdyMuffin2018 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@Panzy4life why? whats wrong with WHG now?
rickcastaway 2 weeks ago
At least everyone has a poop story in their life time. XD
OtterThanMost 1 month ago
"Okay Dad :D" The face that's drawn XD
scReamz1229 1 month ago
voodoo magical priest lol
Steveninja1 1 month ago
hahhahahah omg this is great.
annaownsxx 1 month ago
crazy destery
shazerrox 1 month ago
Great, I just had curry for tea...poor Destery by the way Dx
MissDinasaurPhoebe 1 month ago
AHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAA
heyimabbyy 1 month ago in playlist More videos from wehavegirlfriends
Best part 1:31
7bandaids 1 month ago
Why would I keep s**t on pokemon cards? xDD
xJewelzx33 1 month ago
@ChinchillasForever Destery's sick right now, but he promised he'll start recording as soon as he's better.
iLiveInHarmony 1 month ago 4
that was..the nastiest thing ever..
LMFAO LOLOLOL
iLiveInHarmony 1 month ago
This is the funniest vi evar
SolDude23 1 month ago
Why would I keep s**t on pokemon cards? XD
xJewelzx33 1 month ago
You guys should have a podcast like PKA like once a week, one hour long. That would be great. Please post more. :c
BernieLikesFlowers 1 month ago
I don't think I'll ever try Indian food now..
R0SE007 1 month ago in playlist Stories
This ones my favorite lololololololol give us moreeee
jaytaygangstershow 1 month ago
I am SO glad this is animated.. O_O
SuperAmby123 1 month ago 4
WE WANT MORE!
MeCrazyTrisha22 1 month ago in playlist More videos from wehavegirlfriends
I suddenly really need to go to the toilet o.o
loveMCRlove 1 month ago
Are there going to be new videos
ChinchillasForever 1 month ago 3
where dem new videos at
RachellYahya 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
wehavegirlfriends? More like "wehavepoop".
AlwaysPotterhead 1 month ago in playlist Stories
poor destery!
SuperAiden777 1 month ago in playlist Stories
Lol my nastiest story was probably when i was like 9 and i wouldn't stop puking. My mom would like give me medicine and i would puke it back on her after swallowing it. Then my mom just gave up and got me to the doctor, and I swear by the time I got out of there I'm pretty sure the whole place was like covered in my puke including the nurse :P
nicki1398 1 month ago
My nastiest thing ever is essentially what happened here. Got the flu. Was laying in bed, and started puking all over the bed before I could get to a bucket or anything, but since my sh!t was so runny, I just started shitting everywhere. I had a super high fever, so I was laying in bed naked, so it just went everywhere. Explosive. I wandered into the bathroom to clean off and told my boyfriend he had to deal with it.
karenbobaren86 1 month ago 3
Lmao I was laughing the whole time. Put up more stories!!!! :)))
BriannaNicole818 1 month ago 4
destery's "picture" kinda looks like pikachu :D
MouthAndEmo 1 month ago in playlist Stories 4
whereeeeee is this channel
kikachatterjee 1 month ago
that's totally nasty, you ate indian food
thebubbley3 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
the nastiest thing was i got sick and i could not feel my legs (anonymous) had to drag me upstairs my feet starting to bleed when i woke up i was on my dads bed watching this show constipated and having to pee nobody was there to help me so i had to drag myself up and on the toilet i had to poop so bad but i remembered that my dad said he had a nurse put her finger up his ass to poop so i was alone and i did it... the next day i was all better and slept and woke up with poop in my pants...
eonthegreat135 1 month ago in playlist Stories
the nastiest thing i ever did wuz dis summer cuz i was basically trapped in hell cuz it was like 90* evryday (no beaches tho) nd i was in a small apartment with like 8 ppl who lived there nd now 4 more cuz me my siblings, with no ac, two probs autistic 4 yr olds who shit evrywhere, no cable, no carpet, nd it was disgusting cuz no1 ever cleaned so i got sick nd threw up painfully evryday 4 like 2wks straight nd then almost had a heat stroke nd got pusht outside bein told 2buy milk
IwillDie4Ubabe 1 month ago
meow
danabennettcx 1 month ago
Well, I was REALLY sick. Like I blinked and I puked. But, I couldn't sleep and I was in my mom's room. I was feeling a little better. I had to carry this bucket around just in case. and I was all like "Man, I really have to burp." And my mom just looks at me like "Uh..k?". And then I said "I'm going to sleep" And I went to hug her cause I was little. And I just like burped and spewed everywhere. And I just walked away like "Eh, whatever".
Respectical 1 month ago
One year for new years we were visiting our friends in Denver. On new years day I felt really bad and this happened to be the day we were suppose to go sledding in the moutains. So my dad had to stay with me while everyone had fun. I was down in their basement and I felt this reall bad urge. I started running up the stairs because there wasn't one in the basement. Long story short, I ended up puking numerous times on their carpeted stairs.
xMaddyPantsx 1 month ago
@Itsydvicious Not anymore hes not.
tiggrbabie 1 month ago
"so i call my dad, and i was like: "DAD, GET THE F*CK IN HERE!!" and my dad was like: "what's it- OH MY GOD!!"
ahahahhahahahahahhahahahhaah
TheMisscandygirl 1 month ago 2
Destery's so full of shit.
itsydvicious 1 month ago
"What wro-OH MY GOD!!!!" XDD
girfan911 1 month ago in playlist Stories
So I was lying next to my mom (there were only two beds) and suddenly, I knew I couldn't get to the bathroom (THE FEAR!!!) And I puked all over her. She woke up, (SCREAMING) and when she realized what had happened, she told my friend to go back to sleep, helped me clean up, and she never told anyone. The best mom ever, right?
Iwonteatyou7 1 month ago 2
I was seven, and my mother had taken me to Hershey Park. You know, in Hershey Pennsylvania. So I had my friend with me, and we decided we wanted chocolate. So we went to this stand, and I saw some chocolate covered bacon. At first I thought it would be nasty, but I had a sample, and loved it. So my mo0m, being the wonderful woman she is, bought me like thirty pounds. When we got back to the hotel, I ate like the whole damn bag. When we started going to sleep, I started feeling bad.
Iwonteatyou7 1 month ago
thats like disgustingly epic haha
carlaswords 1 month ago in playlist More videos from wehavegirlfriends
omg,staying overnight with them 3,god,that'd be one heck of an amazing night! :')
kirssstyAnnee 1 month ago
@Plexipeanut54 omg,i laughed so hard at your story! LOLOL.
kirssstyAnnee 1 month ago
I had my wisdom teeth removed in January. Complications followed a day after. So, on my best friend's birthday I was feeling like a walking piece of crap.My best friend came over to take care of me for a while and she brought my boyfriend with her.Around 6:30 in the afternoon my boyfriend came over to help me change the gauze in my mouth.It was all fine until I realized he had a dip in, which made me nauseous. Story short, I got sick, vomited blood and ice cream all over his face, and cried.BAD.
MusicIsMyHeroinee 1 month ago 2
LAWWWWWWWWWL!!!
808curlyfries808 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
MOAAR
LanaSheen 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
0:36 AORABLEEEE
iAmTheQuam 2 months ago 4
MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE
danabennettcx 2 months ago
did he change you? no . WOAHHH hahaah
sarahxcam 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Last year before Christmas I had my tonsils removed. Turns out, I had bad complications with it & my throat kept bleeding. On Christmas night, I was feeling really sick and uneasy, but I couldn't make it to the bathroom fast enough. I puked up blood all in the living room, on the tree, in the hallway, and in the bathroom. Looked like COD in there. My mom was in tears cleaning it up.
HaySudd 2 months ago 3
My story is about the one time my brother decided to bring his friend home from college one weekend. They were all drinking and getting shitfaced, bad. Matt, my brothers college friend basically downed a bottle of Ice 101 vodka and 5 beers by himself, he was completely wasted. Long story short, he slept in the guest room on an air mattress and vomited this odd, gooey black liquid and the enchiladas we had for dinner, up all over it. Most disgusting thing I've ever had to deal with.
nikki135xx 2 months ago in playlist Stories
Each video I watch of yours. I can't help being LOL... xD
ncisfan132 2 months ago in playlist Stories
every video (of we have...) i've seen so far, included shit lol
mamicu1ti 2 months ago
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So, i had the stomach flu, and i was just watching tv in my room and i feel a sneeze coming on. I thought "oh no, im probably going to throw up from all of the force of this sneeze." But i sneezed and after i was like, "woo, i didnt throw up!" then like 30 seconds later i smell something so fowl, it makes me gag. Thats when i realized i shit myself when i sneezed and didnt notice it because i was so worried i was going to throw up. I then made my mom clean it. I deserve the best daughter award.
Plexipeanut54 2 months ago
new vids, gais?
Panzy4life 2 months ago
My friend forced me to watch 2 girls 1 cup. Nuff said.
tigerlily937 2 months ago
My story is that I was on holiday on an island and the only way back was by sailing, and the night before my family and I had to go sailing on a yacht back home, I ate chicken nuggets that gave me food poisoning, so as we were sailing back I was in the tiny bathroom s***ing and puking the entire time and my dad could only stand there and empty out the bowl I was puking into.
StasiaXDawesomness 2 months ago 2
This is more about my brothers worse story. But my brother got drunk while I was out school shopping a few years back and I had to take him home. He's in the front sit, while me and another brother of mine are in the back sit. All of the windows were down. My brother who's drunk begins to vomit out the window, it comes back through the window I'm next to. And my the window was broke so we couldn't roll it up. To top it off, we had a biker follow us home because he also upchucked on the biker.
SawaBreakdown 2 months ago
DESTERY FROM DESANDNATE?
DDxlaurennxDD 2 months ago in playlist Stories
@DDxlaurennxDD Yes XD
HateXxXCourtney 2 months ago
I was in 3rd grade, and I'm lactose intolerant. We were having a party once in class, and I already wasn't feeling good, but my teacher decided to make me eat some of the ice cream cake they had, because hey. Everyone loves ice cream. So my stomach was just not having it, and I thought I was just going to fart, but no. I shit my pants. In my seat. So I dealt with that for the last hour of school, then I got home and changed, but then I was caught off guard by my sister and shit my pants again.
Cuppycake776 2 months ago 21
lol
henryownsyou 2 months ago
ive cried watching all of these shit stories..to funny.
nicolely1 2 months ago 12
One time we went to this Mexican resturaunt and ate like everything. When we got home I wasn't feeling too hot and my brother thought it would be a good ideal to, literally, scare the shit out of me. He jumped from under my bed and scared me and I shitted on myself. I told my dad and he told me to take a shower with the shitty clothes on, killing two birds with one stone.
Shibbysbanana101 2 months ago 3
When are you going to upload a new one?!
katrinafroelich1 2 months ago 3
my best friend crapped in my bed at a 3rd grade sleep over and hid it under her pillow-__-
somethingfunny18 2 months ago 51
I was visiting the U.P. in Michigan for the first time. The roads were very curvy and I was playing with my phone as my dad was driving. Suddenly I did not feel good at all. I told my dad to pull over 'cause something was coming up my throat. I opened the door to step out and as I'm getting out I start puking. We had to get back over the Mackinaw Bridge, but before that we stopped at McDonalds for lunch. I puked again as we got out of the car and I think I made other people sick while doing so.
kayjo101 2 months ago in playlist More videos from wehavegirlfriends
when i ate indian food i didnt feel good and i was watching tv and sitting on my couch and then i literally just started shitting everywhere like my couch was covered in my shit and i was funny to the bathroom shitting on the ground then i slipped in the shit before i got to the toilet, so im lying in my shit and i was still shitting then i finally got to the toilet but i didnt have to shit anymore :D
aregorn2121 2 months ago 8
one day i got back from a carnival, which i puke twice at, and i was say about eight and i layed emediately on my couch and all of a sudden i shit my self and it was as if my underwear had become like the top of jiffy pop all at once.
wyatt2629 2 months ago
back asleep. then around 4am i woke up and got up but didn't make it to the bathroom and puked in the hallway. i repeated that process a few more times and by the morning there was puke on the top and bottom bunk, on the floor in the bathroom, bedroom, and hallway. also in the front yard and back deck. and since itwas christmas i had new clothes and they got covered in puke also... in the morning i left everything there and went to my moms house. XD
heyyitsskye 2 months ago
my story's similar to Desterys xD a few years ago i wasn't my dads house for Christmas and i couldn't sleep. I also had a bunk bed and I was on the bottom bunk. I went outside around 12am and puked all over the deck. then went inside and puked on the bathroom floor then fell asleep on the bottom bunk. around 1am I wake and puke all over the bottom bunk so I fall back asleep of the top bunk. around 2:30am I wake up, stick my head over the side of the bed and puke all over the ground. then fell
heyyitsskye 2 months ago
Soooo. My wost story wassss the time when I, ligit, was living in my basement. And I hadn't been feeling good that day, so I decided to just go to sleep and maybe it will be gone by morning. So. Middle of the night. I wake up and start puking everywhere. In my bed, on my floor. So I run as fast as I can up my stairs still puking in the process, and run all the way to the bathroom, just to puke for another like 15 mins. And we had carpet. So. It was a horriable mess to clean up for my Mum. XDD
liveurlife234 2 months ago
Kinda sad how the two top comments are from the same person.
cookechris28 2 months ago
When are they doing a new one!!!!1!!!
CaptinDuh 2 months ago
Why do you do this in comic style ??
TAKE FOTOS & use them instead of your comics :D !!!
PaarungsaktAktiv 2 months ago in playlist Stories
The akward moment when the uploader has both "most thumb'd" up comment.
Thegameguideschannel 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
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imzemo 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
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@Thegameguideschannel The awkward moment when you try to be clever by saying that, but no one thumbs you up (:
imzemo 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i was at 6th grade camp with the flu n i threw up all over the lady xD
Baygoesrawrr 2 months ago
I loved destery's face at 0:37
HILARIOUS!!
awesomerthanyou1 2 months ago
when i was about 3 i think, i was feeling really ill, and we had to go for a family dinner at my grandparents' house, there was at least 10 of us around the table having dinner, and because i was so ill i sat on my mum's lap while she was eating to make sure i was okay. i ended up throwing up all in my mum's dinner.
xGreyscaleRainbowsx 2 months ago
I like the snakebites on little Destery ;)
TheReidNation 2 months ago in playlist Stories
And he left it to just sit there and simmer until my mom got home.... xD. We threw that vacuum away.
kelseyli23 2 months ago
I was a kid that never had trouble with peeing the bed or shitting herself. I just had the great misfortune of being one of those kids to vomit all the Damn time. Luckily I had an awesome mom who would help me clean up myself and the messes I was constantly making. Well one day, my mom was gone on a business trip and the wrath came. My dad nearly shit a brick he was so out of his mind not knowing what to do. So his solution to cleaning up his 8 year old daughters vomit? The vacuum.
kelseyli23 2 months ago
Always about poop. lololol
CrystalClerBLUE45 2 months ago
i had the stomach flu when i was 6, i had already puked on BOTH BUNKS on my sister's bunk bed, and my own bed :( so my mom was giving me a bath because i was COVERED in my own vomit and i was still throwing up in the bath water. my sister had pulled out this mattress for both of us to sleep on while the sheets were in the wash. we both climb into bed and it seems like the vomiting has finally stopped..and then she goes "thank god you're not puking anymore!" and i throw up all over the bed :$
everyonehateskris 2 months ago in playlist More videos from wehavegirlfriends
I crapped myself when I had food poisoning...fucking subway.
Coalstar12 2 months ago
I shit myself once as a kid. Probably at the age of 3 or 4. I was at my grandparent's house, i dont know the details, but I just took a solid in my pants. My grandma took me to the bathroom to remove my underwear and clean me. The only good part about this situation was that nothing leaked. The End. :D
The1wh0KiLLsU 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
HOLY GBVJNDFV I am laughing way too hard. I like stopped breathing lolol
nsmitherful 2 months ago in playlist More videos from wehavegirlfriends
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nsmitherful 2 months ago in playlist More videos from wehavegirlfriends
there was so voodoo magical priest there that wanted to give me diarrhea xD hahahaha
TaylorLeex3 2 months ago
This is just like The Ricky Gervais Show :D
TheShellemilyCrayon 2 months ago
i actually have to shit right now, my mom forced me to down prune juice. but im staying untul this video ends so my shit will go down happy
jiniton 2 months ago
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Drunk story. Went to go pee but face planted off the toilet. My friend finds me on the floor in my own vomit, underwear and pants down to my knees. He starts cleaning the floor, my legs, arms and face. Whenever I'd say "I'm so sorry" he'd say "You'll probably be doing this for me one day". He got me downstairs, unclothed me, went back upstairs to puke cause of how drunk he is, washed and dried my clothes all while completely hammered. I'll also add that he's my boyfriend these days. xD
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AWRRAWRRAWR 2 months ago
Love these videos :]
hurrikane96 2 months ago
i almosted pissed my pants xD
emochick4817 2 months ago
Oh my gosh. This is too hilarious. XE
xXxMisFitDollxXx 2 months ago
Destery: "Son, this is ridiculous, we need to either get you to a hospital or off this bunk bed"
Transcribe Audio: "sex at this particular speaking to you you to a hospital or office park" X'D
TheSkySkreamer 2 months ago in playlist More videos from wehavegirlfriends
When I waz 13 i waz sick somewhat sick already. I went to bed hopeing that I'll feel better in the morning. Halfway through the night I woke up and felt like I waz going to explode, so I ran to the bathroom but tripped on a mat and fell in the bathtub. I started having awful diarrhea and started throwing up. I kept trying to scream for someone for help but everyone in my house is like 'dead' wen they sleep. After I just changed my cloths and went to back to sleep.
isabellakaileigha 2 months ago
In 7th grade, I played on the soccer team. One time at practice, I started feeling nauseousness and my stomach started hurting, so I asked my coach if I could use the restroom to let it all out, he said 'Yeah, but after you finish your conditioning". By that point when I was done I just felt sick to my stomach, so I staggered all the way to the restroom, I tried to run there because I felt that I was about to blow, seconds later I felt puke splash on my body.I never made it to the restroom. -_-
OfficialEddyTrejo 2 months ago
Destery: holy shit
Transcribe audio: that police
yellowpenguin123 2 months ago
i was at a summer camp and i had like a really bad stomach virus or something and i told my Councillor that my stomach hurt and she was all acting like a bitch and she said if i was sick i would be puking (at the time it was not as bad as puking) and a few days later my stomach hurt even worse and stuff but we had to go to a going home thing and i was near like fire and stuff but i cant be near smoke so that was bad. when i got home i started to puke like right when i got home :(
247sonnyrocks 2 months ago
holy crap i could not stop laughing; i love you guys!!!!!!!
kikyohater9 2 months ago
One time, when i was in the 6th grade, all i had eaten that day were two dill pickles, and we went over to a family friends house for dinner and we ate some steak and right after dinner i was like, ohhhhh shit, got up, spewed pickles and steak all down their hallway.
leahhh06 2 months ago
Close Caption this video!!!!! it's HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!
Cards1030 2 months ago in playlist Stories
"Did you change though? Did you change?"
"No..."
"WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHH"
lmfao:)
studentsonyaaaag 2 months ago
I pooped myself laughing.. Destery, we match!
ElisaBethHopes 2 months ago
I seriously peed when I watched this!!!!!!
POOR DESTERY!!!
smurfbaby420 2 months ago
one time, i ate something bad.. idk wha it was but at around 5AM i woke up and i was like aww crap im gonna throw up :S and just as i sat up in my bed i threw up so hard it made it all the way to the opposite side of the room rite onto my computer.. :( and the rest of the day i didnt dare move cuz whenever i did i'd start dry heaving like mad
and another time i got sick to my stomach in the middle of the nite.. i was laying on my back and i jus erupted like a fricken volcano it was so nasty
moocow5797 2 months ago
sounds like rodo virus xp
woahitscaylea 2 months ago
Once in the second grade, I was getting ready for school, and I was about to get in the car, but I realized I didn't have breakfast... So I ran to the fridge and grabbed like three huge pieces of cold pizza and ate them super fast because my dad was waiting for me in the car... Then I was in the car and my dad was driving me to school and for the whole ride there I was yelling DAD I NEED TO THROW UPP!!!! But he obviously thought I was playing hookie because he didn't know I ate the pizza. Then
geekchic123 2 months ago
I laughed so hard that I started shitting/vomiting myself.
Tatersalad773 2 months ago in playlist More videos from wehavegirlfriends
Oh God DX
ForeverRebecca 2 months ago
after a long day in the snow I fell asleep with hot chocolate in hand. apparently it spilled out cuz when i woke up there was dried hot chocolate on my pants.we were on vacation, so we pulled into a gas station, mom and i ran inside the BR to change me. when i pulled off the pants and handed them to her she said "OHGAWD. It smells like chocolate but looks like poop!!".
AwkwardGirlTalks 2 months ago in playlist More videos from wehavegirlfriends
i didn't know your father was a looney tune xD an original.. not the shitty re-make xD
MrsBobhat 2 months ago in playlist Stories