Princess Bride - Perfect Breasts

[spiritgirl41192]

1:17 Lmao

[bggeq]

hahaha diaz 209!!

[sdbolt86]

I Wonder what non Nick Diaz fans think when they see everyone posting "Don't be scared homie" Haha..

[Kino483]

GSP is not impressed by your performance

[GeneralVan]

Hey breasts, don't be scared homies!

[xRaIDeNx69]

Loooool I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw that Nick liked this!

[icedgodz428]

nick diaz brought me here

[Revaz91]

Diaz has a soft side hahahahaha

[fearfatch]

Are you trolling us Nick lol ?

[AvivB8]

It's the Nick Diaz youtube party of the day, time to hit the bong

[popo1310023]

WHERE YOU AT BREASTS?!

[voidergary]

@popo1310023

HAHAHAHAH

[MaDGriZz78]

really Diaz? hahah :P

[ibeatobesity]

NICK DIAZ!

[chriserony]

Fuck that, take off your pant.

[TheApplegreen89]

@chriserony

Lol! Yeah, pretty much.

[10INTM]

He was cutting it a little close there. Maybe he should've said something the moment she opened the box instead of waiting until she was JUST about to...aw, screw it, great scene, totally worth the risk.

[BlossomHour]

what did he say @ 1:15

[haray]

@BlossomHour gently

[StopActionGuy]

That awkward moment when both top comments are of the same lines.

[deathangel560]

@haxxl1 u suck

[puppyluv1luv]

Buttercup: "You've always been so nice to me, I won't be seeing you again since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suit."

King: Oh! That's nice ^-^ SHE KISSED ME! :D

#doesntevencare.

[IMeepify]

@puppyluv1luv

More like

#2old2hear

[Voroak]

Did anyone notice she was stabbing the wrong side :p

[michaelwuzthere]

She kissed meh!

[haxxl1]

@BlueMonkeyBoots lol i admit i made a mistake with thinking you were the uploader .....and i am not doing what you are implying you idiot... i saw perfect breasts and thats what i thought i was gonna see this is you tube not heartube ...........

[haxxl1]

@BlueMonkeyBoots yea well maybe you need to word you're heading a little better smfh... cause people like me probrobly never saw this movie. and were expecting to see perfect breasts you freakin moron!!!!!!!

[deathangel560]

@haxxl1 it dosent mean your going to see tits u retard and if u listen 2 the boy u would know what it is talking about.ps um your a freaking pervert

[haxxl1]

@deathangel560 why do you have to be a pervert to wanna see perfect breasts ????? and i do know that the stupid kid says perfect breasts, i have never seen this movie so when i saw perfect breasts i got curious its not like i was purposely looking for breasts, im pretty sure you would of did the same thing if you would of saw perfect penis you would of wanted to see does that make you a pervert slg.......

[mpawsonable]

@haxxl1 Dude... look up some porn. Seriously.

[haxxl1]

@mpawsonable dude... if only i can smack the shit out of you seriously.

[mpawsonable]

@haxxl1 Why? It was a good suggestion. Only trying to help, DUDE. (p.s. I'm a lady.)

[paigsoth]

@haxxl1 her breasts are contained within her dress. This is a clip from a great film/not of someone exposing their breasts. They're not shown in the movie, they are referred to in Wesley's line.

[haxxl1]

@paigsoth yea know i know that lol, and im sure it is a great movie.... just not my kind .

[LieutenantEO]

"won't that be nice... -SHE KISSED ME!"

[WhatTehFcuk]

Her breasts were far from perfect...

[IrishN00B]

47 people did not have a pair of perfect breasts

[CanaryKeeper]

"Gently!" *thwack*

...that sounded like it hurt...>.>

[Akeydel]

That awkward moment when both top comments are of the same lines.

[buuski]

@Akeydel

thats not even awkward

[Scoutpower1]

The way Buttercup prepares to commit suicide by stabbing herself is just like how Juliet herself committed suicide alongside her dearly beloved Romeo.

[harrignos]

What a poetic way of saying, "Nice tits."

[TheExtendedMetaphor]

GENTLY! *bash*

[kissmebaby341]

SHE KISSED ME !!!

[Uvia456]

Every Woman needs a Westley in her life.

[WellitsJustMeXD]

@Uvia456 I have my Westley(:

[AnimeGirl623]

@Uvia456 =( I want a Westley….

[poison682]

That groan.

'Nuff said.

[jonnybond801]

oh! and Aeria; it goes both ways with men and their packages. Some girls (women) like it small, others do not. Its all the same!

[AeriaGl0ris]

@jonnybond801 Well now that's nice to hear! And peetah (whose comment I can't seem to find again after the first time) - It's one of those stupid things that I wish didn't exist. I've seen more guys give women shit for having small breasts than not, great personality or not.

[peetaah]

@AeriaGl0ris I've seen that development aswell, troubling as it is. I do like to point out that men who treat women badly, for any reason at all, are not men. They're more like immature teens. Thankfully there are sensible men too as much as there are sensible women aswell.

[milkshaker74]

( . V . ) ----perfect.

[abcjc1]

wow she went wild on him :)

[bambieyedbeauty]

45 people do not have perfect breasts. 

[AshTayTV]

wow i love his vioce and what is what all of this killing themselfs

[showdown2006]

"GENTLY!" lol gets me every time.

[wiggums66]

His name is Wesley...Not Westley. Westley isn't a word.

[furrykef]

@wiggums66 - Sorry, but you're wrong. For most people, it's "Wesley", but for this character, it's definitely "Westley". Look it up.

[jonnybond801]

@wiggums66 I concur with wiggum!

[Barclay1987]

Nice!

[MirrorRainsTears]

*kisses*

"What was that for?"

"Because you've always been so kind to me. I won't be seeing you again, since I'm killing myself once we get to the honeymoon suite."

"Won't that be nice." - Well somebody wasn't paying attention.

[psadpoiafsdf]

His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut. Went to the whitehouse showed LBJ his butt

[Saebeck32]

There's only one set of perfect breasts on this planet and they belong to Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

[drinkstwohanded]

44 people don't like perfect breasts

[JamesGod08]

Aryan superwoman reigns supreme

[0NeverNeverLand0]

44 people don't know the meaning of the word inconceivable

[GLaDOS567]

SHE KISSED ME

[Buggaton]

Gently!

[TheRealKeith77]

I would prolly Draco, or worse.

[cutejaners]

My favorite is from 0:09 to 0:24

"I'll be killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite."

"Won't that be nice. She kissed me!"

[Arekduzypl]

she kiss me rofl!

[LEGOl3OY]

watching it in 8th grade

nobody but me and my friend notcied it

we all laughed our asses off nobody else got it

[BrittStar15913]

omg cary elwes is soooo hott!!!!!

[Ghostpelt101]

*speaks casually* I'm killing myself.

[missmortalkombat]

43 people have imperfect breasts :)

[S0vereignty]

"What was that for?"

"Because you've always been so kind to me, and I won't be seeing you again, because I'm killing myself once we reach the Honeymoon suite"

"Well, won't that be nice!"

[Aryanananana23]

All the boys in my History class started snickering tat this part... and when Princess Buttercup started kissing him. so mature. lol.

[ReadThisBelow]

@Aryanananana23 and what did you do, flood your panties?

[hermyone98]

43 dont have perfect breasts....

[vampgirl2292]

@hermyone98 Just replying to say I get your username. AVPM FTW

[vampirewerewolf0]

I don't get why he says gently... maybe I'm missing something :/

[juliaw4]

@vampirewerewolf0 because he was dead earlier that day, and he hasnt quite recovered.

[SammyBallet6]

@vampirewerewolf0 He just came back to life and his body is sore

[BuffyTheSlayer14]

@vampirewerewolf0 Have you SEEN the movie?

[MissMockingbird1]

Won't that be nice?

[MoeGirl4455]

she KISSED me!

[Inuyashalover920]

XD



[jay127719]

Gently!! *smack* Hugh..

[GurlGreen91]

What breasts? I really don't see anything

[GurlGreen91]

What breast? I don't see anything.

[SilyrabiTrixR4KidZ]

@SilyrabiTrixR4KidZ



[ppalqcp]

LOOL gentllyyyyy

[jerzeefranky3475]

Cary Elwes & Robin Wright are 2 VERY underrated actors...Some1 should put tham in another film 2gether...

[Raziel21]

40 People don't like it gently.

[grimgram123]

GENTLY!

[hack451]

You all understand that 'brest' is a term used to discribe the upper torso on both men and women, right?

[mowingthefrontlawn]

@hack451 Yeah, but I doubt that's what he meant.

[hack451]

@mowingthefrontlawn Considering this is a children's movie, AND the fact that she's about to plunge a knife into the -centre- of her chest, I doubt he was refering to 'breasts' in the vernacular.

[mowingthefrontlawn]

@hack451 You'd expect so, but breasts is plural and not singular.

[guitarman104mjb]

@hack451 there IS such a thing as subliminal messaging...many disney movies had subliminal sexual references in them, and considering the nature of this one, i wouldn't be surprised if that's exactly what he meant lol

[CaptHayfever]

@hack451 You'd like to THINK that, wouldn't you! /Vizzini

[JustinTime5683]

Have you ever seen perfect breasts before?

[IKEEMBLEM]

1:15 to 1;18

one of the funniest things in the movie. THUMP!

[jazzandmint]

"I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite."

"Won't that be nice?"

Oh, silly, silly King. ;)

[Nitecrawler24]

why the hell would a dagger that light have a nearly two-handed grip?

[IKEEMBLEM]

@Nitecrawler24 two hands means more power on a thrust.

[zachbernst]

@IKEEMBLEM That's what she said

[Eruadhiel]

@Nitecrawler24 Plus it was probably made for someone with much larger hands.

[godtheonyt]

watch?v=q4Pf86EkidU

[NightRoseK]

Ahaha, I think they did this scene really well. It was funnier than in the book, though they barely changed it at all. Genius. :D

[ycsdramaqueen]

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world...it would be a pity to damage yours."

"Westley! :D"

Good lord -_-;

[Koneko716]

she kissed me! :D

[MusicIhave]

well here's one guy who genuinely could care less about size. seriously, why does it matter?

[alchemist4evr]

Why can't more guys be like Westley?

[BARNEYRAPEDME69]

@alchemist4evr Oh idk, Perhaps because you date guys that have a douche bag hair cut and treat you like shit? Oh and also because your dumb and fall for assholes for God knows what reason. You asked for an explanation, and I gave it to you.

[MyFrogWins]

@BARNEYRAPEDME69 Or maybe it's because guys like you get pissy about other guys when a girl mentions anything other than a fascination with your pathetic excuse for genitals?

[BARNEYRAPEDME69]

@MyFrogWins Lol oh ya sweetheart, I'm going through the roof with jealousy hahaha and waita generalize me perfectly there. And no I'm just telling you the truth about what you do that's all. But hey you becoming a princess and getting rescued by a strapping young fellow like Westley is BOUND to happen some day right? Haha. I like the penis jokes to. Maybe you can come up with a more clever comeback besides going straight for the joke every chick uses. Just a suggestion lol

[organsnurf123]

@BARNEYRAPEDME69 Hush now. I think we can all agreee this is the best movie ever. Now I think you should both shut the frig up and ENJOYTHE MOVIE DAMMIT!

[XxTwiPiresxX]

@alchemist4evr yeah, he found a poetic and hawt way to say "nice boobs"

[AeriaGl0ris]

Ah Westley, I wish more men like you spoke up. Too many today seem to enjoy breasts that look more like overfilled balloons than actual breasts. I'm not small, but I've seen how people treat women who are and it's not fair at all - there must be men who like women with small chests!

[wert1234188]

@AeriaGl0ris I'm one of them.



[peetaah]

@AeriaGl0ris Well now, missy, I might be an old fashioned git for saying this here but I always thought that a girls personality decides if I like them or not. Nothing to do with their breasts.

[DSB33]

@peetaah What does that have to do with anything? Aeria was talking about the kind of breasts men like, not the kind of women. Do you have trouble differentiating women from breasts? Because they aren't the exact same thing.

[peetaah]

@DSB33 Yes, indeed. Oh what might personal likes and tastes have anything to do in a conversation about personal likes and tastes? What indeed...

[DSB33]

@peetaah "Personal likes and tastes" is a broad subject. If I was discussing with a friend my favorite condiments to put on my cheeseburgers, and then you came in and said "well what does that have to do with loving cheeseburgers, it's all about the meat!", how much sense would that make? We weren't even talking generally about why we love cheeseburgers in the first place. Yes, both topics fall under the "personal likes and tastes" category, but honestly?

[peetaah]

@DSB33 Exactly. We were alot more specific from the very start than your food fetishism.

[DSB33]

@peetaah Apparently, I've got to literally spell this out for you. Breast preferences do not equal women preferences. Breasts are but one component of women, and but one consideration when evaluating them. Your comment had little to do with what was originally said. The original topic was preferences of breasts. Your topic was on how you feel that women should, in general, be evaluated by interested pursuers. They're not the same topic at all, and there's no food fetish involved. Understand yet?

[peetaah]

@DSB33 Perhaps I should spell this out for you instead. Go get your box of crayons and take notes!

"there must be men who like women with small chests" This is a direct quote from where I began the conversation. If you actually take the time to read it you'll notice that it literally says: "men who like women" and NOT "how men like breasts on women" as you would have it say.

Hence the topic was never only fixated on breasts, contrary to your beliefs. Understand yet?

[DSB33]

@peetaah If the original sentence had read "there must be men who like women [because of / for / due to] their small chests", then I could see your point. The OP never explicitly suggested that breasts were the deciding factor for a man, regardless of how you interpreted that sentence. I could like women WITH big breasts and still choose one WITH small breasts BECAUSE of other factors. That conjunction changes the entire meaning of the sentence. You're trying to make something out of nothing.

[peetaah]

@DSB33 The OP neither explicitly suggested there were any other factors for men when it came to liking women. So in my view you're just building your ivory tower of bullshit here. My suggestion to you is: Take a deep breath, relax, and consider the possibility that this world isn't always as offensive as you make it out to be!

[deadcatlicker]

@AeriaGl0ris I like women with a wide variety of chest sizes! Boobs are great regardless of size.

[PsykotikDragon]

gently *THUNK!*

[thedarkworldfairy11]

to bad westly gets sucked up by tornado later....

[sunglasses71]

Wow! awkward

[LibraHorse1]

dude, she's flat.

[bubblegumm27]

I always thought he said "breaths."

[fra2603]

I honestly don'care about her breasts her face is so god damn beautifull

[amtek666]

Perfect breasts and hopefully a shaven fireswamp below

[reallivebarbiedoll]

Idk Cary elwes was really hot then and he was pretty cute in Saw but now irdk

[carlnardo]

i just realised shes the girl from forrest gump

[jaraha]

her boobs are waaay too small to be perfect, c'mon now

[Kakuoteyalu]

@orkneymist The ROUSs?  I don't believe they exist.

[sam23593]

@dogslovememuch marry me :-)

[Sneezlebob]

Flat chested like a mofo

[dogslovememuch]

Get it girl!

That's how I am with my boyfriend after a while without seeing him~!

[pratt123]

It is funny how Westley lets her do all the work.

[Anakim08]

@pratt123 He was paralyzed lol, still recovering from the 'miracle pill'

[KittensR4EVA]

I swear this is the most quotable movie EVER!!!

[PhoenixInLove]

@KittensR4EVA INCONCEIVABLE!!! 

[pwt4ever]

@KittensR4EVA i think that stepbrothers is more quotable

[eafanboyssuck]

@pwt4ever and anchorman for sure.

[christhepissnukka]

@KittensR4EVA anybody want a peanut?

[SnIkLeeT]

@KittensR4EVA Sorry.. the most quotable movie ever is Fear and Loathing

[feioo]

@SnIkLeeT INCONCIEVABLE!

[JasonLChapman]

@KittensR4EVA I think you mean the most missquotable movie EVER.

[SargentMugen]

@KittensR4EVA Back to the Future?

[mrhpigg]

@KittensR4EVA napoleon dynamites up there also. ;D

[kirstyasher2]

GENTLEHH! *Flump* hahahaa that was always my favourite bit xD

[Kilrogrum]

"and i am killing myself tonight"

"wont that be sweat."

pause

"SHE KISSED ME!"

[PeruvianGirliee]

@Kilrogrum I absolutely love that part (:

[Redlin5]

GENTLY!!!