Two and a Half Men JOKE

[ftlptba]

he laughs soo fake in this scene!

[Superpiair1]

@ftlptba

That is explained in the rest of the scene. Which you cant see here.

[aj19bcx]

i thought ihop was a one legged apple user

[jbeng001]

Two and a Half Men "JOKE"

[kfki]

it rhymes with iPod! get the joke people!

[soulthrasher9]

i am fucking amazed at how people actually like this show.

[3ku1]

@soulthrasher9 maybe because its one of the best shows of all time, the ratings dont lie

[Superpiair1]

@3ku1

Ratings dont say something is the best show. Ratings only show what the people like to see. If on one channel they show a real good documentary and on the other they show a popcorn action flick, you know what channel gets the most viewers. Sad but true.

But in this case: the show is well written, has great characters etc. Its a quality sitcom.

[2345marz]

hey spell ihop and say ness

[hari11296]

@2345marz i dont get it?

[xDarkTech666]

@hari11296 what 2345marz is trying to say is Spell ihop witch is i,ech,o,pee, then say ness so if you say it quick enough it kinda sounds like I ate yo penis i think thats what he's trying to say not sure

[racefan32]

ROFLMFAO, Jake steals the show.

[AdonayFloresLaMota]

LMFAO

[aspottedcheetta]

HOw is this that funny?

[RMilvae]

It's funny beause a person with one leg would have to hop. Get it? No. Message me and I'll send you a description on why it is funny.

[155chipmunkz]

genius

[shoshenkis]

BIWINNING

[LilBlacJac510]

I used this joke like in 05 at summer camp



[YMCA123BoB]

lol so funny

[internetvideomarket]

See the latest series at

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[dragonfurp]

the best joke is..... Charlie: Alan, ur like an alzheimers pasient in a whorehouse... Ur constantly suprised u have been screwed, and u dont wanna pay for it

[Girls1921]

LOL LOL LOL HaHaHaHaHa Charlie and Jake

[Harperfreak]

I LOVE IT!!!

visit two-and-a-half-men.eu for all episodes

[DrsJacksonn]

The best scene I ever saw on this program was when they talked about their mom. One claimed she'll come up with an answer for anything and supported his statement by impersonating her:

'I found a cure for cancer'

'That's a bit too late for your uncle's left nut, isn't it?'

'I love my children'

'Well someone will have to'

'Isn't it a beautiful day?'

'Tell that to your uncle's left nut'

[1234dragonsky]

@DrsJacksonn hhahaha yes yes,can u find me link of that episode? and from that gheometry joke from that girl :)

[VoteCharlieSheencom]

VoteCharlie Sheen.com

[Hazey331]

lol

[dkrds]

that was the worst joke ever...wow hahaha. and the crowd goes crazy

[Harperfreak]

XDDDDDD

visit two-and-a-half-men.eu for all episodes

[nikstyles]

You all should hear the german translation of this. awful!

[intervenience]

"if girls with big boobs work at hooters, where do girls with only one leg work at?... IHOP" "thats just cruel" "actually its kind of funny"

[rodrigohenrique13ify]

I couldn't understand the joke. I'm brazilian. Can someone just write that for me please ?

[88Hakan88]

XD OMDG... i am so LMAO... XD

[mcoemmes]

IHOP is really an acronym for "International House of Prayers".

[radiselm]

very good

[marinaishottt]

You people are fucking stupid if you don't get the joke even kids with mental problems or dropouts get it

[martyfeldmanul]

@marinaishottt I don't get it - does that mean that I'm not a dropout or have a mental problem?

[XnetmanX]

@007JamesBang you....?

[racefan32]

Corny Joke but it is funny,

Angus T Jones is so under rated he's great on this show.

[oktnodez]

which season is it ?

[Prankmonkey]

Jake is a butt pirate

[poikela12]

28 people works at IHOP ;D

[todosbienlocos]

@poikela12 33 jjajaja

[Ellzarulz]

luv dis shoe

[dcaff330]

who on earth doesn't love Jake????

[nich9iscool]

i tot ihop=international house of penis ): that hw u tip ur waitress?

[DeathStalker35]

lolroflmao

[12xantmx17]

OMG, i love this,

0:34, "tipping your waitress has a whole new meaning"

[vladimir348505]

BEST JOKE EVER!!!

[Cesariono]

I really hate to murder the joke and all but... What's Ihop?

[1970sarteaga]

@Cesariono IHOP is a restaurant, pancake house. IHOP stands for "Internationl House of Pancakes"

[xBenjaxGuitar]

i hope this show stays for 1,000,000,000,000,000 years beacuse i f*cking love it!!

[JimmyJoeBobby1]

ROFL WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

lol man tipping the waitress guess ia whole new meaning!!

[matrixkbh1987]

Two and a half men FTW!!!

[OrgiLiciouS]

charlie just signed a new contract till 2012! i love it!

he earns about 2 million dollars per episode! WOW!!! but CBS knows that it's worth it! YEAH! they could make like 20 seasons and i would always love it!!!!

[BlackxxMoon94]

lolz

[verneukteaap]

what did he say, bad quality on my pc.

Im dying to know!

[Italiano1Pride]

@verneukteaap he said "if girls with big boobs work at hooters where do girls with one leg work........ihop

[1970sarteaga]

@Italiano1Pride "Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning!" LOL :-)~

[Davetts92]

Omg, this joke is so bad in German.

[impactoprofundo]

what does he mean by saying "tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning"??

[echothechipette1]

@impactoprofundo he basicaly means "tipping the aitress* as in tipping them over

[impactoprofundo]

what does he mean by saying "tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning??

[ApprenticeMovieMaker]

HahAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!!

God i feel so lame I'm laughing my head off :P

[lebnen143]

best joke in history love it

[warpathcucucu]

die deutschen stimmen sind aber um einiges besser :)

[HOLLAND28]

@warpathcucucu so ein quatsch ... die stimmen in englisch sind um einiges besser ... und die witze in deutsch kommen lang nicht so gut rüber wie in englisch ;)

[Kurostyle21]

@HOLLAND28 Ist ja auch klar. Die Serie wird in erster Linie für das amerikanische Publikum gedreht, da wärs blöd wenn die nur nach Witzen suchen die in allen Sprachen gleich gut übersetzt werden könnten und was die Stimmen angeht, klar sind die originalen Stimmen besser, aber die deutschen Stimmen stehen den originalen in nicht vielem nach, ergo die deutschen Stimmen sind hier ziemlich gut ausgewählt.

[madyoh]

can anyone tell me what did that boy said during 0:25 to 0:28

[revootjewoeter]

@madyoh

"Yeah, cause they got 1 leg, they have to hop!"

[DonMasakoni]

die folge kam gestern im fernsehen x)

[xxMCRvenomxx]

lolllllllllllllll

[WWEMasterLucky1994]

i don#t understand the joke :(

[Slashraptor577]

@WWEMasterLucky1994 I hop is what a girl with one leg might say. IHOP is an american restaurant, it's an acronym for "International House of Pancakes".

[DonMasakoni]

@Slashraptor577

in der deutschen übersetzung haben sie daraus einen ganz anderen witz gemacht :(

[MikeJackson85]

@DonMasakoni ja gell..voll doof.......die hätten das doch so übersetzen können

[Underworld77]

@89stoney: IHOP=International House of Pancakes

[Matthew3777]

@Underworld77 International House Of Panda's!

[89stoney]

can anyone please explain the joke in german?

Unfortunately I don't understand the whole scene

Thx in advance

[sturdy1985]

Er sagt "Wenn Frauen mit großen Brüsten bei Hooters arbeiten würden, und sie nur ein Bein hätten, würden ihre Möpse ständig rumhüpfen, weil sie ja auf einem Bein rumhüpfen müssten um voran zu kommen"...

[Authirion]

omg, wirklich viel hast du aber auch nich verstanden von dem was er sagt.^^

er sagt wenn frauen mit großen brüsten bei hooters arbeiten, wo arbeiten dann frauen mit nur einem bein. bei I Hop. was zu deutsch ich hüpfe bedeutet.

[YTFreeVideos]

Jake is the most loved character for his jokes and stupidity on this show.

[sueellen360]

"i hop" xD jake rocks.

i remember this episode, with the aerosmith guy

[darkmaniac11]

really which one?

[sueellen360]

steven tyler?

[schlakemonstamelissa]

best joke ever

best show ever

this is my fave show. i watch it all the time!!!!!!!

i love angus(:

[cs512tr]

early shows were when Jake was 'bearable'

[antm1217]

Best joke ever

tipping your waitress has a all new meaning!!

[TiNYTiM6791]

i went in ihop last year while visiting america, so i got it ;D

[LoggedWater]

LOLLL

[PSg3D]

THIS is > Funny.

[antm1217]

LOL Jake rocks

[IHelpNexon]

that sounds wrong woman with one leg(one dic)lol wat?

[theme45]

IHOP is really an acronym for "International House of Pancakes".

[Egill91]

really???....i just figured it was like an ipod or something.....cuz it had i in front xD

[971redhead]

@theme45 *sarcasm* Really, I had no idea!

[samueladams18]

@theme45 thanks pal

[aaronow3nby]

@theme45 wow thanks... I would have never known that if you didnt mention it..

[1Xecution1]

@theme45 really? i didnt know that i thought ihop means all the waitresses only had one leg

[rmaldo27]

@theme45 why is this one of the highest rated comments? -.-

[windlessbasher]

@rmaldo27 Because knowledge is power

[blueappledot]

OMG! LMAO!

[summerbreeze1409]

Hahahahaha. Best jokei've heard in a long :)

[sugarhoneyicedtea123]

I love Jake, he's so funny! "Yeah, cause they got one leg, they have to hop!"

[MarcHendricks1234]

cmon whos that stupid not to get the joke. im german and i got it the first time...pretty funny tho!

[sunriser25]

I didn't. I just didn't know that Hop pancake restaurant.

[pyroplusBigP]

i dont get the joke ?? whats IHOP ... read International house of pancakes but whats the jokes point?

[leftstanding]

waitresses with one leg work at iHop. iHop is a restaurant like Denny's. so the point is, I - Hop makes u think of waitresses with one leg hopping around this restaurant rather than walking.

[pyroplusBigP]

haha thx got it now tho lettle lame :P

[Elsaidi1]

lol i hop ( i jump ) ..

[pyroplusBigP]

not the joke Lol... leftstanding is right..

[saturn226]

Hooters is a restaurant where women generally have big boobs

IHOP is a restaurant for pancakes

Big boobed women work at hooters

Women with 1 leg work at ihop.

Because women with 1 leg hop.

"I Hop"

[sunriser25]

Oh, thanks.

I'm not American so I didn't get it at first.

[VicJLo]

@saturn226 Aahh now i get it,haha didn't know ihop was a pancake restaurant

[68Trina]

This is my all time ' favorite" show! Great Actors!

[webwezal]

Cute!!! But very, very wrong. Loved it... Thanks for posting.

[Beckmannball]

this is a tvshow

[chilobolacora]

ihop is restaurant like dennis or norms

[HaloPro666]

Ihop aint a donut/coffee place. They Sell Pancakes and basically everything else. IHOP stands for International House of Pancakes. Too bad they dont have any in England. =[

[HaloPro666]

HAHAH this is hilarious, two and a half men is the greatest show on earth. Charlie at 0:31 is just brilliant

[vebjornebest]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[20andnotfun]

Is i hop an actual store?

[MonkeyFacedPie]

Yes. It's a coffee/donut kinda store

[flamincow12]

dude, you've never heard of Ihop before

[20andnotfun]

No, I don't live in America.

[DaFiShYAzN]

its a restaurant

international house of pancakes :]

[wna4100]

I had pancakes there.

[shayfish90]

yeah it stands for international house of pancakes

[pranksters2009]

wow jake is so grown up now

[220891nb]

this joke really wast funny, charlie's reaction was though :D

[vohmrin]

This show must go on.. FOREVER! It is so good. Watching Jake "grow up" spice up the series.

[nicklimark]

it could be I roll cuz why would they hop everywhere

[christianwussow]

who's the moron, you're the moron, yes you are, yes you are!

[CatwomanSelinaKyle]

I cracked up hearing that joke XD so i told everyone else and THEY cracked up!!!! XD

[dominickd16]

LMFAO you just made my day

[coreymarinoshaw]

Charlie laughed uncontrollably then jake got scared and alan walked in and Jake's like "dad he's scaring me make him stop"in a funny scared voice

[marianblue]

c'es qui les bitch qui t'on rejeté

[TerrinTankira]

when jake did the finger motion, that's when i lost it.

[JasonL100]

LOL this is funny shit

[Xboxer1080]

"Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning"! Hahahahahahahaha!

[theasskicker]

This show is so under rated. I hope they stay on for many years to come.

[Brian211978]

I hope so too, but with angus turning 18 shortly after the 2011-2012 season is set to begin, i wonder if this show would be appropriatly titled after that!

[AlfyLanger20]

@Brian211978 he would still be underage on the show though surely... most movies that have teenagers in them are like all 20 year olds, its wierd

[weepaul666]

/watch?v=9ktj7Fi8nHQ

[rimanuela]

LOL gotta love Jake:)

[este123]

the joke was corny; but jakee madee it madd funny

[ItsOnlyLife123456]

lmao i love jake XD

[kellykelzkelzy]

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[avp60685]

oh wow

[Magic1Art]

tippin´ your waitress...lol^^

[delialuvzyou]

lol

I-HOP!

pahahaha

[Kimmica20]

I love this show. They are hilarious especially Jake. lol

[Seston]

it was a funny joke, but they killed it by talking to much about it.

[DON1PUNCHKO]

hes too funny

[GWiifanboy]

Jake is too funny!

[CrazyKrazyMind]

i dont get it

[ttycool06]

how dont you get the joke women with one leg i hop what do women with one leg do hope so they work at i hop

[Oblivian79]

lol how do you not understand the joke, man some people

[ipawnyanab]

666 ratings

xD

[goalkeeper34]

this si brilliant show, there all legendary

[TobAndeland]

Hahaha! jake is so funny. This show is like the wildest sitcom ever. they always come with naughty dirty jokes and stuffs like that ^^one of my favorite shows

[turtletime3]

Haha these writers have some sick humor haha,

just like in the secret unreleased two and a half men episode i uploaded

check it out

[moviestarrmike]

lol

[Kevinkim7]

i not bitching i just dont understand the joke. Im not trying to be a smartass. I seriously dont get it

[levaithan666]

just shut youre pyhole and get on with youre sheesh

[TheTvGuru3]

LOL