You think your lucky my dad used to force feed me swiss chocolate and make me go to school AND gave me 20 000 pounds a day for my work... Saying please bloody orrible
basque people(the original europeans,original whites,tribe of judah like jesus,the oldest language..convinced?) colonized(the 1st sailors so this backs up this claim) the world n schooled humanity but the fake jews(evil edomites) concealed this because they dont want u to know this fact and they want to fool u into thinking they are God's chosen people..they werent the people who schooled the world.Unmask these imposters please..this proud badass is gonna own those imposters..envy is a bitch
I used to get thrashed after working 35 hours of the day to 4 different for half a cent an hour, then go sleep in a regularly used furnace, then wake up 5 minutes later to avoid being lit aflame and go back to work and repeat the process, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
psh getting killed was luxury, we were kept half dead half alive in a ditch after working 30 hours at the mill and paying the boss money for the ditch he didn't own
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You think you got it bad? I had to live in the empty vacuum of space with nobody for company, work a thousand years a week a millennium before I got up just for a lungful of air and a loan for some used kitty litter and a chitty for a rag every Christmas.
That's nothin'. When I was a kid 148 of us lived in the rat infested vagina of a syphilitic whore. Every morning 73 hours before went to bed our father would beat awake with the blunt end of a hammer. We had to walk 87 miles in 6 foot deep snow with out a jacket, shews, shirt, pants, underwear or breakfast to to work 198 hours as test subjects in enhanced interrogation experiments and when we got home our father would beat us to death and piss on our graves.
All of you had it lucky. We used to live in a run down sod house in the middle of nowhere in freezing North Dakota that was one foot by one foot. We used to get up every morning three days before the sun rose, eat a handful of prairie grass and rust, go out and greet the thundering buffalo herd that trampled us, getting paid in chicken feed, and when we got home, there'd be Indians waiting for us to scalp and kidnap us.
Yeah, well at least none of you live in the South! We're ranked some of the lowest in test score in the nation, ranked among being the least happy also, with foreclosures here and there, and the other states do nothing to help. They point at us and laugh, call us rednecks, make fun of our accents, and they tell they're children we're all racists. Well, at least I can sleep at night knowing our scores are better than California and Washington D. C.
when a were a lad, I used to live inside the sulphurous rim of an active volcano, where we were forced to eat our own fecal deposits and the only way to get a drink was to punch ourselves in the bollocks and drink the resultant tears of pain.
Our only income was earned by prostituting ourselves to a group of hungry paedophile cannibals who would shag then eat us then crap us out into a makeshift bog, where we would make our way home and father would stab us to death with a naughty humphrey!
@am1933 luxury! At least you had a volcano. When I was a lad we had to live in an emoty cereal box, lying in the runoff from a nuclear reactor, then to pay the rent for the cereal box we had to go into the containment pool and drink the overflowing water. We had to do this 30 hours day, 9 days a week. And if we complained we were thrashed with a dry whip.
They don't know how lucky they are... down my rowd, we had to put gloworms in our belly buttons... this woz the only light we had to enable us to point our little percys at the porcelain with any degree of accuracy.
They won't know how lucky they are... down my rowd, we had to put gloworms in our belly buttons... this woz the only light we had to enable us to point our little percys at the porcelain with any degree of accuracy.
@Silvergoldstarfish sorry about the confusion, I meant that it first appeared in At Last the 1948 Show, but, course has been repeated many times by the Monty Python team (it was late and I was tired)
they think they had it bad. I had to crate the entire universe in 7 days with only one day rest. Convince a woman to doom all humanity by eating some fruit by tricking her with a talking snake, co-mitt mass genocide by drowning the earth for 40 days and Nights!!! I had to request humanity to kill humanity, in particular Moses, David, Jephthah and Gideon were useful. Go down to earth and be crucified for sinners. And when I got home my dad would burn me in hell for all eternity!!
@Xanatos712 you were lucky. I had to be a servant of three such people, work 25 hours a day between the three and pay each for the priclege of being thrashed for working for the other two. And when I got home, wait, I didn't even have a home-had to wander the streets to avoid falling asleep and being picked up with the trash by the curb.
You`re luucky, I grew up in Northern Canada, when I walked to school my eyes would freeze shut from the wind chill, I`d have to blindly dodge angry bull Moose While running through 3 foot deep snow all while avoiding Hot rodded snowmobiles driven by angry teenagers recklessly all while having only eaten Partriges and Northern Pike for every meal.....for real XD
I lived as the only white child of a Thai rapist and a Kenyan cannibal, in a guano jar buried under a pile of nuclear waste on the inside of a volcano. I had to get up at 1:17 in the afternoon--12 hours before I came home to go to bed--eat through the nuclear waste and swim through the magma, go to work emptying Port-a-Potties for the Democratic AND Republican parties by eating the poo for 90 hours a day, and when I got home, Mom would eat me while Dad molested both of us at the same time.
@bthughes737 There were 456 of us living inside the diseased,rat infested carcass of a dead vietnamese prostitute in a sewer drain. We had to get up at 12 a.m.,24 hours before we went to bed,lick the rotten,rat shit caked inside of the carcass clean with our tongues,eat a cold bowl of maggot,puss & shit stew,wade through 250 miles of raw sewage,go to work gulping down the contents of colostomy bags at the nursing home for 100 hours a day for free and then get skull raped by old dad.
@FrancoHitlini An' you should thank him, I was never lucky enough to be run over with a tractor.
I would plough a thousand acres with my head being dragged through the earth by my own locomotion, after that every evening ahd 'ave to perform 'sepuku' in honour of not just my father but all my ancestors... An' then clear up the mess afterwards!
Beard? Ha! The piece of gum was an upgrade... We spent a year living in John Hodgman's mustache! Every time he said "your welcome" we would lose another member of the family down his throat!
I spent 3 years before I was born living in a cold bottle of vinegar, then waking up, walking into Peckham with our skin off, before working for 31 hours in a factory producing fire, then coming home to Cumbria and being attacked by a feral squirrel.
Right. There were 900 quadrillion of us living on a supermassive black hole. we had to defy the laws of reality to get up in the middle of the night, eat a million parsecs of dark matter, voyage accross the universe to get to Ireland so we could serve everyone a full english breakfast and give them a tip of 16,000,0000,000% every 8 seconds for eating a good meal, and when we got home, our dad would stick us in a bottle, fill it with molten lead and toss us in a super nova with piers morgan.
There were 16544 of us living under Stephen Colbert's desk forced to serve starbucks coffee at a whim while Rebecca Black's Friday plays on repeat over and over again. We were given half a box of lucky charms to eat... On a good day someone would break a tooth on a marshmallow and then we
That's nothing - when I were a lad, we 'ad to live in a chip butty. And sleep in it. *And* eat it. And work in it, 100 hours a day, 20 days a week. Birmingham ? Birmingham's luxury in comparison.
There was 7 billion of us, living on the surface of a ball. For 4 months a year, one side of the ball would be dipped in ice and for another 4 months it would be dipped in fire. The rest of the year it would be soaked in water. We used to dream of one day finding our way to a cold, dry orb whose surface is studded with craters and strewn with rocks and dust and with no air.
We used to have to get up before the big bang;all three hundred trillion of us&we lived in a black hole and ate neutron star material for breakfastThen we'd make a singularity, expand it and wait 9 Billion years or so for life the Earth to form. Then we'd work for 4.5 Billion years, making every form of life on Earth, both extinct and stil existing, then when we got home our Dad would kill the entire universe before making us do it all again the next day
@neil73 ah, sleeping in until before the big bang would have been almost as good as being able to wake up to a rotting paper bag. All 937,573,894 of us had to get up in the non-existent late/early hours of the night and chisel away our vital origins so we had something to eat, and we only got 0.00000000000001 grams of it each, so that meant we got only 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 of a second of sleep, and on top of that we lacked vital origins.
You men haven't the slightest idea of hardship. When I was but a boy I grew up in a rusty barrel full of formaldehyde rolling down Mt. Kilimanjaro. Every morning we would get up before we went to sleep the night before next thursday to stick our heads out of the barrel and study jagged rocks on the mountainside. This was of course after we chipped them off with our faces. Before we went to bed we would eat the leftover rocks, usually 1 for all 1/4 of us. Then our father would belly dance naked.
I was brought up inside a two-year-old tin of spotted dick pudding, live on a diet of bees' wax and hydrochloric acid, go down the pit for 30 hours a day, eight days a week, come home, have my dad thrust needles in my face, limbs, torso and crotch, and by the end of the day, I'll become a human pincushion, then my dad would proceed to dancing the Bolero, naked and draped in mud and fish scales, in front of all the posh gits in town.
@DanielL5583 Oh we used to dream of living in some spotted dick pudding! When I say a rusty barrel, I really mean a barrel of 30 year old warm cottage cheese. We would wake up at the dawn of time, 2 milliseconds after we went to bed during the Big Bang. Then we would have to wait billions of years while my father dressed as a woman and rapped about how poor we were before we went to work at the old big black dildo factory. After we ate raw anuses for dinner my father would dis us to sleep.
a sock. when i was a kid i LIVED in a lump of cold poison, with all 9999999999999 of my siblings. evryday we would have to clean the poison using our own skin as a cloth, eat the skin after we got up 7 hours before we went to bed, then pay £50 to spend 10 years spining the earth round and when we got home our dad would burn one of us then use the ashes to kill the next one then burn them and do the same to the next one and so on and he would bring us back to life and thats if it was our birthday
luxury... I used to dream of living in a sock, there where 8 billion of us living in a red ants nest in the middle of the motor way, and when I got up at 32 o'clock in the morning i would work in a whip factory and to make you work faster they would whip us which we paid 70 pence to do and when we got home our dad would skin us alive than we would role in salt until our lungs fell out then he would dump us all in the sea and put blood in the water, when a shark would come rape us than kill us.
when i was young me and my 99 billion brothers used to live inside an old piece of ash in the middle of a shard of broken glass and wake up at 10 o'clock, two seconds before we had to go to sleep, and work for 70 hours a day with jeremy clarkson for tuppence every 100 billion years then when we got home our dad would stab us all in the face 900 times each then make us listen to justin bieber while we were sleeping in our 12 inch beds made out of freezing cold lava as our dad farted in our faces
Harry: When I was a kid, I had to live under the stairs in a cupboard living with the DURSLEYS! Every day they would starve me and Dudley would use me as his punching bag. My only friends were the spiders in my cupboard.
Aw, you had it easy. When I was just three months old my father would send me off on Sunday mornings with my 92 older brothers and we would work at the mines a week straight, living off of a single bread crumb and a thimble of water to divide among ourselves, and by the time we were allowed to go back to our mangy old work boot (which was all the government would permit to us) we would have to turn around and head straight back to the mines, seeing as it was seventeen miles out and twenty-one m
my part of the story: 1000 of us and we lived in a piece of dust and wen we got up one minite ofter we went to bed we went to the mill all day and wen we got home are dad killed us again and again and burned us into ashes. now tell me that isnt bad!
This is t' funniest thing I have ever seen. What gets me -- usually for hours -- is "tuppence a month" and "fourpence every six years" (presumably at Christmas).
When I first saw this sketch, I didn't see it on the YouTube, I didn't see it on a BluRay. Or a DVD or a VHS tape. I downloaded it at twenty-four hundred bits per second from a bulletin board system in ASCII format. In those days, we used our imagination.
We were really poor. I used to wake up at 1 in the morning, three minutes before I went to bed, and then spend 28 hours a day working at the old rock quarry breaking rocks with my head to build character. After I got home to our old truck muffler, my 12,647 siblings and I would fight the cat for scraps of mouse hide for dinner, and our dad would stab us to sleep with a steak knife.
We used to dream of living in a thunderstorm. There were nine and a half million of us living in an old sock wedged up David Crosby's bumhole. We had to get up during the black plague, eat a freezing cold plague victim, trek across Antarctic wastes and pay penguins a toll fee, work as sex slaves for angry velociraptors for tuppence a century and when we got home, our dad would skin us alive and use us as kleenex.
@raidenshred Kids these days think they have it so tough.There were five hundred billion of us living in a ziploc baggie at the bottom of a port-a-potty. We got up at seven o'clock pm, (before bed and after dinner) ate three greasy hairs from the skull of Rasputin's corpse, swam naked through an active volcano to reach work, which was eating the warts off a troll's feet for no pay at all, and when we got home our dad would draw and quarter us, and use our intestines to string christmas lights.
Luxury
RidleyGMR457 12 hours ago
at 2:40 jones drops his accent...
jackwhyhte 1 day ago
Best sketch Ever made
Dennsithebest 2 days ago
I understand what MK was talking about now....
Billybiscuits13 1 week ago
You were lucky !
LaurenLoony 1 week ago
You think your lucky my dad used to force feed me swiss chocolate and make me go to school AND gave me 20 000 pounds a day for my work... Saying please bloody orrible
yoyorulesk 2 weeks ago
You think YOU'VE got it bad? Try listening to terrible music at every turn all day every day
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MultiEvule 2 weeks ago
That's nothing, I had to stay in Premier Inn once...
Spicey999 2 weeks ago 14
@Spicey999 LOL!
ADEMruinedmylife909 2 weeks ago
@Spicey999 luxury!! i had to stay in a travel lodge once!!
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basque people(the original europeans,original whites,tribe of judah like jesus,the oldest language..convinced?) colonized(the 1st sailors so this backs up this claim) the world n schooled humanity but the fake jews(evil edomites) concealed this because they dont want u to know this fact and they want to fool u into thinking they are God's chosen people..they werent the people who schooled the world.Unmask these imposters please..this proud badass is gonna own those imposters..envy is a bitch
MiamiDolphinsClyde10 3 weeks ago
"and you try and tell the young people of today that......and they won't believe you."
jackrandall 3 weeks ago
im a 17 year old from yorkshire and i already speak like this.
JakXenon 3 weeks ago 5
So true...
Frostie197 4 weeks ago
Google "GOP Candidates Emphasize Their Poor Backgrounds." The Pythons should sue for plagiarism!
ivyshoots 4 weeks ago
The Python Boys at there best.
MegaEvoguy 4 weeks ago
@Musashi003 You were lucky! We sold our knees in order to get our jobs! If you can call 1/4 cents/year a job. .....
TheEnigmaticInfinity 1 month ago
@micahelw018 bloody luxury!
thescarycomedians 1 month ago
I never saw this on the telly; we were too poor to afford one.
KaptKan1 1 month ago
Why isn't there a love button?! Monty python is brilliant!!!!
parodyperson180 1 month ago
I used to be an Yorkshiremen...then i took an arrow in the knee
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I like the white suits
meatballeatter 1 month ago
I believe them!!! I was there when it happened. lol
aapmcm19 1 month ago
We had no t'internet. I had to masturbate to pictures I had drawn!
poolehart 1 month ago 4
@poolehart you were lucky. we had to masturbate to the stains left under the dog after it had been sick on the cat.
weirds0up 1 month ago
@poolehart pfft.....I still do that.
gunterdak 1 month ago
It is definitely real
I saw it myself
Silvergoldstarfish 1 month ago
Completely fake...... there's no way that's a real UFO.
fugipod 1 month ago
Not one convincing yorkshire accent and palin is a yorkshireman
SarahSmith666 1 month ago
@SarahSmith666 lol but at least they speak the truth! I used to live in an anthill in sheffield with 7000 others!
specialpatrolgroup92 1 month ago
I used to get thrashed after working 35 hours of the day to 4 different for half a cent an hour, then go sleep in a regularly used furnace, then wake up 5 minutes later to avoid being lit aflame and go back to work and repeat the process, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
Musashi003 1 month ago 3
But i beleived him....
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legends!
onhereagain 1 month ago
psh getting killed was luxury, we were kept half dead half alive in a ditch after working 30 hours at the mill and paying the boss money for the ditch he didn't own
bowiewondergirl 2 months ago
damn growing up sucks in england
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505elixir 2 months ago
You think you got it bad? I had to live in the empty vacuum of space with nobody for company, work a thousand years a week a millennium before I got up just for a lungful of air and a loan for some used kitty litter and a chitty for a rag every Christmas.
Wackyfox 2 months ago
Always look on the bright side of life
CiaoBello21 2 months ago
That's nothin'. When I was a kid 148 of us lived in the rat infested vagina of a syphilitic whore. Every morning 73 hours before went to bed our father would beat awake with the blunt end of a hammer. We had to walk 87 miles in 6 foot deep snow with out a jacket, shews, shirt, pants, underwear or breakfast to to work 198 hours as test subjects in enhanced interrogation experiments and when we got home our father would beat us to death and piss on our graves.
thenamelessone83 2 months ago 3
Ohhhh we used to dreaamm of living in a corridor.
Haha
RichyBMelodies 2 months ago 3
I remember doing this sketch in my amateur dramatics society....it killed! briliiant sketch everyone loved it
takemedownmemorylane 2 months ago
This makes me laugh out loud every time!! :D
Rabbitheartxx 2 months ago
All of you had it lucky. We used to live in a run down sod house in the middle of nowhere in freezing North Dakota that was one foot by one foot. We used to get up every morning three days before the sun rose, eat a handful of prairie grass and rust, go out and greet the thundering buffalo herd that trampled us, getting paid in chicken feed, and when we got home, there'd be Indians waiting for us to scalp and kidnap us.
grayhairs519 2 months ago 2
Yeah, well at least none of you live in the South! We're ranked some of the lowest in test score in the nation, ranked among being the least happy also, with foreclosures here and there, and the other states do nothing to help. They point at us and laugh, call us rednecks, make fun of our accents, and they tell they're children we're all racists. Well, at least I can sleep at night knowing our scores are better than California and Washington D. C.
FlyingFocs 2 months ago
This is bloody funny :D
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when a were a lad, I used to live inside the sulphurous rim of an active volcano, where we were forced to eat our own fecal deposits and the only way to get a drink was to punch ourselves in the bollocks and drink the resultant tears of pain.
Our only income was earned by prostituting ourselves to a group of hungry paedophile cannibals who would shag then eat us then crap us out into a makeshift bog, where we would make our way home and father would stab us to death with a naughty humphrey!
am1933 3 months ago 24
@am1933 luxury! At least you had a volcano. When I was a lad we had to live in an emoty cereal box, lying in the runoff from a nuclear reactor, then to pay the rent for the cereal box we had to go into the containment pool and drink the overflowing water. We had to do this 30 hours day, 9 days a week. And if we complained we were thrashed with a dry whip.
Srd1126 3 months ago 2
They don't know how lucky they are... down my rowd, we had to put gloworms in our belly buttons... this woz the only light we had to enable us to point our little percys at the porcelain with any degree of accuracy.
zroppian 3 months ago
They won't believe you!
They won't know how lucky they are... down my rowd, we had to put gloworms in our belly buttons... this woz the only light we had to enable us to point our little percys at the porcelain with any degree of accuracy.
zroppian 3 months ago 4
"luxury" lmao
zopicloneable 3 months ago
I don't want to be too pedantic, but this was NOT from Monty Python, but from At Last the 1948 Show around 1967, a fore-runner of Python-type comedy
Ilovemyoldguitar 3 months ago
@Ilovemyoldguitar
This is
Monty Python's Flying Circus -
"Four Yorkshiremen"
Live At Drury Lane, 1974
... so you are not pedantic - just wrong ....
Silvergoldstarfish 3 months ago 2
@Ilovemyoldguitar
mmm ... on second thoughts ... if what you mean is originally from At Last the 1948 Show = yes that is right
sorry - it was the way you wrote what you wrote ...
+ I also love my old guitar [custom SG] !
Silvergoldstarfish 3 months ago
@Silvergoldstarfish sorry about the confusion, I meant that it first appeared in At Last the 1948 Show, but, course has been repeated many times by the Monty Python team (it was late and I was tired)
++ Ovation Ultra
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they think they had it bad. I had to crate the entire universe in 7 days with only one day rest. Convince a woman to doom all humanity by eating some fruit by tricking her with a talking snake, co-mitt mass genocide by drowning the earth for 40 days and Nights!!! I had to request humanity to kill humanity, in particular Moses, David, Jephthah and Gideon were useful. Go down to earth and be crucified for sinners. And when I got home my dad would burn me in hell for all eternity!!
michaelw018 3 months ago 84
@michaelw018 Try telling that to the young people today... They won't believe you.
Gasoline85 3 months ago
@Gasoline85 Yeah, that's true.
FlyingFocs 2 months ago
@michaelw018 think you got it bad? my son just hit puberty
schnorschrajaxx 2 months ago
@michaelw018 you absolute twonk, god didnt go to earth and get crucified jesus did.
PepsiMax198 2 months ago
@PepsiMax198 Jesus was part of god, so he wasn't all wrong
SingularNinjular 2 months ago
@michaelw018 You're lucky, I used to be a SERVANT of such a monster.
Xanatos712 2 months ago
@Xanatos712 you were lucky. I had to be a servant of three such people, work 25 hours a day between the three and pay each for the priclege of being thrashed for working for the other two. And when I got home, wait, I didn't even have a home-had to wander the streets to avoid falling asleep and being picked up with the trash by the curb.
Srd1126 1 month ago
@michaelw018 Luxury!
BalticCrew 1 month ago
@michaelw018 That's nothing; I had to fly on Air Canada once.
KaptKan1 1 month ago
@KaptKan1 luxery indeed, try delta
jakethesnake576 1 month ago
You`re luucky, I grew up in Northern Canada, when I walked to school my eyes would freeze shut from the wind chill, I`d have to blindly dodge angry bull Moose While running through 3 foot deep snow all while avoiding Hot rodded snowmobiles driven by angry teenagers recklessly all while having only eaten Partriges and Northern Pike for every meal.....for real XD
MrROTD 3 months ago 2
Pffft, when i was your age we had to scribe our comments into marble tablets, and walk 3000 miles to deliver then to Youtube HQ!
MrBeny1999 3 months ago 24
I lived as the only white child of a Thai rapist and a Kenyan cannibal, in a guano jar buried under a pile of nuclear waste on the inside of a volcano. I had to get up at 1:17 in the afternoon--12 hours before I came home to go to bed--eat through the nuclear waste and swim through the magma, go to work emptying Port-a-Potties for the Democratic AND Republican parties by eating the poo for 90 hours a day, and when I got home, Mom would eat me while Dad molested both of us at the same time.
bthughes737 3 months ago 38
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TheAltair4 1 month ago
@bthughes737 There were 456 of us living inside the diseased,rat infested carcass of a dead vietnamese prostitute in a sewer drain. We had to get up at 12 a.m.,24 hours before we went to bed,lick the rotten,rat shit caked inside of the carcass clean with our tongues,eat a cold bowl of maggot,puss & shit stew,wade through 250 miles of raw sewage,go to work gulping down the contents of colostomy bags at the nursing home for 100 hours a day for free and then get skull raped by old dad.
TheAltair4 1 month ago
@TheAltair4 Luxury.
MrFiendishCretinII 1 month ago
@TheAltair4 Luxury!
95Haniel 1 month ago
@TheAltair4 we didnt even have a bowl for our maggots
jakethesnake576 1 month ago
@bthughes737 fuckin' brill!
MrPeanutDojo 1 month ago
@bthughes737 I don't get it?
youtubingmaniac 1 month ago
@cerealrulz Haha
icecool1065 3 months ago
You were all lucky.
When I was young, I had to read crap comments on YouTube message boards.
MKShaggy1985 3 months ago 8
89 people are red roses.
DirtyMosha 3 months ago 4
You were lucky, i got thrown out of yorkshire!
DirtyMosha 3 months ago
We used ta 'uddle round t' drawin' of a candle ta keep warm in t' winter!
When t' snow come, me mam would draw a FLAME on it!
arthurvasey 3 months ago 3
I can improvise this scene perfectly with my dad.
Treblaine 3 months ago
@Treblaine He must have thought you were God. I had to thank my dad for running me over with a tractor and using my entrails for pipe wadding.
FrancoHitlini 3 months ago
@FrancoHitlini An' you should thank him, I was never lucky enough to be run over with a tractor.
I would plough a thousand acres with my head being dragged through the earth by my own locomotion, after that every evening ahd 'ave to perform 'sepuku' in honour of not just my father but all my ancestors... An' then clear up the mess afterwards!
Treblaine 3 months ago
Boring boring boring
1000 hours a day 100 days a week
Please let's have some imagination here !
Silvergoldstarfish 4 months ago
Wot all 3 of them ?
Silvergoldstarfish 4 months ago
Wot all 3 of them ?
Silvergoldstarfish 4 months ago
Mmm . . .
Can I point out that there are only 24 hours in a day and 7 days in a week . . .
However you cut it !
Silvergoldstarfish 4 months ago
@Silvergoldstarfish oh, your such a snob.... you should cut your balls off..... Ni, Ni.
fairhillnorrie 4 months ago
@MrAwesome3276
Beard? Ha! The piece of gum was an upgrade... We spent a year living in John Hodgman's mustache! Every time he said "your welcome" we would lose another member of the family down his throat!
TheAmberEyed 4 months ago
I spent 3 years before I was born living in a cold bottle of vinegar, then waking up, walking into Peckham with our skin off, before working for 31 hours in a factory producing fire, then coming home to Cumbria and being attacked by a feral squirrel.
XOlleyX 4 months ago
@MrAwesome3276 Used tissue? Lucky! Our summer home was a piece of gum stuck to the bottom of John Oliver's shoe.
TheAmberEyed 4 months ago 2
@TheAmberEyed Luxury. We lived for three months in Wyatt Cenac's beard.
MrAwesome3276 4 months ago
Right . . .
We lived in Slough.
Silvergoldstarfish 4 months ago
Right. There were 900 quadrillion of us living on a supermassive black hole. we had to defy the laws of reality to get up in the middle of the night, eat a million parsecs of dark matter, voyage accross the universe to get to Ireland so we could serve everyone a full english breakfast and give them a tip of 16,000,0000,000% every 8 seconds for eating a good meal, and when we got home, our dad would stick us in a bottle, fill it with molten lead and toss us in a super nova with piers morgan.
Asterisk135 4 months ago 2
ha!! were where whiped when we were sperm ....3 million of us....and our father who ever he was cut off our tails before we were born..
fairhillnorrie 4 months ago
It seems almost like Eric Idle is improving that last part.
Lord0Guius 4 months ago
michael palin always suits a moustache
LSSJBardock 4 months ago
Oh, god no, Strat, not this one!!!
Yup, feeling better already: how do I finish my coffee without blowing it all out my nose?
DoktorJeep 4 months ago
Palin is quite an unusual surname
Someone in her family probably some distant relative of Michael Palin ! . . . And I knew his son a little and years ago played pool in his house
. . . Small world
Silvergoldstarfish 4 months ago
". . .eat a lump of cold poison. . ." lol
LaFemmeCelena 4 months ago
There were 16544 of us living under Stephen Colbert's desk forced to serve starbucks coffee at a whim while Rebecca Black's Friday plays on repeat over and over again. We were given half a box of lucky charms to eat... On a good day someone would break a tooth on a marshmallow and then we
TheAmberEyed 4 months ago
@TheAmberEyed Wooden Desk? You were lucky. There were 21000 of us living in a balled up tissue in a drawer in Jon Stewart's Desk.
MrAwesome3276 4 months ago
brilliant video , love monty python : )
steviejacko 4 months ago
LUXURY
mfosby8080 4 months ago
I grew up on a horrible little estate . . .
It was only 500 acres ! !
Silvergoldstarfish 4 months ago
@Silvergoldstarfish you're a troll
jimmiow 3 months ago
@jimmiow
well you are a TOTAL arse wipe
Silvergoldstarfish 3 months ago
@jimmiow
hey useless twonk ... what's up
Silvergoldstarfish 3 months ago
No!! WE were the poorest!! Lol
edwardcullenrules123 4 months ago
You were all lucky - I'm STILL living in Birmingham.
Splop10 5 months ago 161
@Splop10
That's nothing - when I were a lad, we 'ad to live in a chip butty. And sleep in it. *And* eat it. And work in it, 100 hours a day, 20 days a week. Birmingham ? Birmingham's luxury in comparison.
5355vbxjbj76rvn 4 months ago
There was 7 billion of us, living on the surface of a ball. For 4 months a year, one side of the ball would be dipped in ice and for another 4 months it would be dipped in fire. The rest of the year it would be soaked in water. We used to dream of one day finding our way to a cold, dry orb whose surface is studded with craters and strewn with rocks and dust and with no air.
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tiibbo 5 months ago
I used to live in Runcorn.
ConfusedProud 5 months ago
Genius and so true!!
666jimmysmusicgirl 5 months ago
We used to have to get up before the big bang;all three hundred trillion of us&we lived in a black hole and ate neutron star material for breakfastThen we'd make a singularity, expand it and wait 9 Billion years or so for life the Earth to form. Then we'd work for 4.5 Billion years, making every form of life on Earth, both extinct and stil existing, then when we got home our Dad would kill the entire universe before making us do it all again the next day
neil73 5 months ago 5
@neil73 of course you were lucky mind big bang bloody luxuary. . . .
MsOneiroi77 5 months ago
@neil73 ah, sleeping in until before the big bang would have been almost as good as being able to wake up to a rotting paper bag. All 937,573,894 of us had to get up in the non-existent late/early hours of the night and chisel away our vital origins so we had something to eat, and we only got 0.00000000000001 grams of it each, so that meant we got only 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 of a second of sleep, and on top of that we lacked vital origins.
FreyadaLazanzara 5 months ago
@FreyadaLazanzara You killed it.
JarCooler 5 months ago
@PokerPlum Ah shut up disgusting Chink, your pathetic race should have been wiped out by the JAPANESE IMPERIALIST army
nobody cried because they did some pest control
Chinese women loves Japanese soldier`s cocks ;)
LiqiangEatShit 5 months ago
Imagine this is what Mr Cameron and his pals play..only it's othe other way round
tenseman08 5 months ago 3
The comments are almost as funny as the sketch :)
RoCkErX285 5 months ago 4
@Appolyon511 Aye, lad. Tell the people of today that...and they won't believe you.
DanielL5583 5 months ago
You men haven't the slightest idea of hardship. When I was but a boy I grew up in a rusty barrel full of formaldehyde rolling down Mt. Kilimanjaro. Every morning we would get up before we went to sleep the night before next thursday to stick our heads out of the barrel and study jagged rocks on the mountainside. This was of course after we chipped them off with our faces. Before we went to bed we would eat the leftover rocks, usually 1 for all 1/4 of us. Then our father would belly dance naked.
Apollyon511 5 months ago
@Apollyon511 Think yourself lucky!
I was brought up inside a two-year-old tin of spotted dick pudding, live on a diet of bees' wax and hydrochloric acid, go down the pit for 30 hours a day, eight days a week, come home, have my dad thrust needles in my face, limbs, torso and crotch, and by the end of the day, I'll become a human pincushion, then my dad would proceed to dancing the Bolero, naked and draped in mud and fish scales, in front of all the posh gits in town.
DanielL5583 5 months ago
@DanielL5583 Oh we used to dream of living in some spotted dick pudding! When I say a rusty barrel, I really mean a barrel of 30 year old warm cottage cheese. We would wake up at the dawn of time, 2 milliseconds after we went to bed during the Big Bang. Then we would have to wait billions of years while my father dressed as a woman and rapped about how poor we were before we went to work at the old big black dildo factory. After we ate raw anuses for dinner my father would dis us to sleep.
Apollyon511 5 months ago
a sock. when i was a kid i LIVED in a lump of cold poison, with all 9999999999999 of my siblings. evryday we would have to clean the poison using our own skin as a cloth, eat the skin after we got up 7 hours before we went to bed, then pay £50 to spend 10 years spining the earth round and when we got home our dad would burn one of us then use the ashes to kill the next one then burn them and do the same to the next one and so on and he would bring us back to life and thats if it was our birthday
DOOMROCK438 5 months ago
Classic, what a killer, thanks for posting this gem!
atlantic1952 5 months ago
luxury... I used to dream of living in a sock, there where 8 billion of us living in a red ants nest in the middle of the motor way, and when I got up at 32 o'clock in the morning i would work in a whip factory and to make you work faster they would whip us which we paid 70 pence to do and when we got home our dad would skin us alive than we would role in salt until our lungs fell out then he would dump us all in the sea and put blood in the water, when a shark would come rape us than kill us.
popthatpimpel 6 months ago
Ha, you had it easy. When I was young I was brought up in Doncaster!
GazTeeven 6 months ago 5
National Yorkshire day today ;)
MrBadonkadonkxxx 6 months ago 6
when i was young me and my 99 billion brothers used to live inside an old piece of ash in the middle of a shard of broken glass and wake up at 10 o'clock, two seconds before we had to go to sleep, and work for 70 hours a day with jeremy clarkson for tuppence every 100 billion years then when we got home our dad would stab us all in the face 900 times each then make us listen to justin bieber while we were sleeping in our 12 inch beds made out of freezing cold lava as our dad farted in our faces
Conneruuu 6 months ago 4
God I miss Monty Python. That series was so frigging epic.
kitsune720 6 months ago
Hahahahahahaha that was so true!!!!!!!
rico123453 6 months ago
those 88 dislikes are the people of today....in both senses of the word. They think they know comedy, yet they dont know who monty python are.
LSSJBardock 6 months ago
@LSSJBardock those 88 are all from yorkshire! they hate it cause its true, lol
tattoodfreeek 6 months ago
@tattoodfreeek lol
LSSJBardock 6 months ago
@tattoodfreeek It's people from yorkshire that find this funniest
milkybarkid161 5 months ago
Harry: When I was a kid, I had to live under the stairs in a cupboard living with the DURSLEYS! Every day they would starve me and Dudley would use me as his punching bag. My only friends were the spiders in my cupboard.
Erniethecatisawesom 6 months ago
@Erniethecatisawesom Funny!
Herbsandspices100 6 months ago
@Herbsandspices100 thanks
Erniethecatisawesom 6 months ago
never mind all that.....i had to go to a cher lloyd concert.......
Sum41rthe1 6 months ago
@Sum41rthe1 Luxury! I had to go to a concert where Cher Lloyd and Rebecca Black were doing duets!
TenshiChihuahua 6 months ago
Aw, you had it easy. When I was just three months old my father would send me off on Sunday mornings with my 92 older brothers and we would work at the mines a week straight, living off of a single bread crumb and a thimble of water to divide among ourselves, and by the time we were allowed to go back to our mangy old work boot (which was all the government would permit to us) we would have to turn around and head straight back to the mines, seeing as it was seventeen miles out and twenty-one m
Tyrathius2361 6 months ago
When I were a lad etc......................
sundayliein4 6 months ago
THIS is nothing. I woke up at 4 in the morning, 2 hours before I went to bed, carried my school bus on my back to AND from school.
Guru1otaku 6 months ago 2
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QueenieiLadner 6 months ago
88 people are going to hell
radioactivesoap92 7 months ago
my part of the story: 1000 of us and we lived in a piece of dust and wen we got up one minite ofter we went to bed we went to the mill all day and wen we got home are dad killed us again and again and burned us into ashes. now tell me that isnt bad!
prune6001 7 months ago
@prune6001 That isn't bad
Guru1otaku 6 months ago
@Guru1otaku is to me xD
prune6001 6 months ago
Oy, crikey. At least you HAD a past!
bashamaldi 7 months ago
THANK GOD I finally saw this without Rowan Atkinson
ShareTheSphere 7 months ago
The best of three videos on YouTube. Watching Graham Chapman at his best, the rest of it was "Luxury"!
Physhead 7 months ago
This is t' funniest thing I have ever seen. What gets me -- usually for hours -- is "tuppence a month" and "fourpence every six years" (presumably at Christmas).
When I first saw this sketch, I didn't see it on the YouTube, I didn't see it on a BluRay. Or a DVD or a VHS tape. I downloaded it at twenty-four hundred bits per second from a bulletin board system in ASCII format. In those days, we used our imagination.
rks581 7 months ago
@soon to be awesome
Not on the live version.
tyrusguy 7 months ago
88 people think monty python is an animal :P
TheParadoxDarksorrow 7 months ago
They all had it lucky...I'm homeless.
DonforDead 7 months ago
I've seen this several times and I love it.....
jsabat28 7 months ago
Where's the end where they argue over who has the best house?
SoonToBeAwesome 7 months ago
and when we got home our dad would kill us and dance about our grave singin 'alleluhia.
mandy199422 7 months ago
Graham is awesome in this one.
effeweewetoob 7 months ago
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We were really poor. I used to wake up at 1 in the morning, three minutes before I went to bed, and then spend 28 hours a day working at the old rock quarry breaking rocks with my head to build character. After I got home to our old truck muffler, my 12,647 siblings and I would fight the cat for scraps of mouse hide for dinner, and our dad would stab us to sleep with a steak knife.
Sunoco 7 months ago
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Sunoco 7 months ago
this is fuckin funny, but the accents are shite like
reidy523 7 months ago
@reidy523 Ttwo of the four of them were real yorkshiremen!
MrDonBricks 7 months ago
hahaha this is brilliant
Qu1ckmarch 7 months ago
Sounds like my grandparents talking.
lisambofoh 8 months ago 3
@BGH122 Luxury.
We used to dream of living in a thunderstorm. There were nine and a half million of us living in an old sock wedged up David Crosby's bumhole. We had to get up during the black plague, eat a freezing cold plague victim, trek across Antarctic wastes and pay penguins a toll fee, work as sex slaves for angry velociraptors for tuppence a century and when we got home, our dad would skin us alive and use us as kleenex.
raidenshred 8 months ago 90
@raidenshred Kids these days think they have it so tough.There were five hundred billion of us living in a ziploc baggie at the bottom of a port-a-potty. We got up at seven o'clock pm, (before bed and after dinner) ate three greasy hairs from the skull of Rasputin's corpse, swam naked through an active volcano to reach work, which was eating the warts off a troll's feet for no pay at all, and when we got home our dad would draw and quarter us, and use our intestines to string christmas lights.
AliceTRoyal 7 months ago 4