Work in Google

[7echHD]

too good to be true. there HAS to be a catch... you probably have to sell your soul to them or something.

[MCGYMJOCK]

WEIRD a lot of guys that workout at GOLDS GYM MOUNTAIN VIEW said ( WE LEFT IT CAUSE IT WAS STRESSFUL ) ?!?!?!??? * WHICH ONE IS IT ! *

[MRTEL7777]

no black ppl in google? Oh I forgot they have shitty jobs for less income & benefits, working like a dog. googlers should be blessed. All jobs should be fun.

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[utoostrict]

3000 resumes a day, 1mm a year okay i almost believe you

[xooMaddyxoo]

Well I've found my job for when I'm older :p

[boy4everjoy]

with perks like that who wouldnt like their jobs

[hayghe]

with the office like this, do they ever go home?

[TathagatDarkAssassin]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

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If you can do all of this without breathing you're a god

[perplexedmoth]

because they don't really need to work much.

[Lumanix1]

Sergey Brin has a big Jewish Nose. Fuckin Hell

[00011theman]

whats with all the Asians there?

and hell I would pay them to work there.

[desidol22]

@00011theman because they're smart and because Mountain View has a lot of asians compared to many other parts of the US.

[TeamJacobx12]

looks lik an awesome place to work! if you can bring pets can you bring ur kids?

[StrangeTorbar]

I don't know would I like my husband to work there or no, good side would be he would be happy and we would have money, and bad side would be that he would never come home because everything is shitty here, and probably I would die from jealousy because I would be stuck in shitty job, just imagining XD

[IH8Monkeys]

It's like daycare for grownups

[kl431]

Astrobiochemistery told me Google dosent exist.

[Cam6990]

JANITOR FROM GOOGLE AGAIN BABY FOOD YEA LETS TALK FOOD JANITORS AT GOOGLE....OK FOLKS YA LISTENING JANITORS BRING THERE FUCKIN LUNCH OR THEY HAVE TO PAY A ARM AND A LEG FOR GERMAYNE FOOD. GOOGLE HAH FUCK GOOGLE

[Cam6990]

HAH LASZIO THAT GUY WHEN I GOT CALLED TO CLEAN HIS TOILET HE WAS SO DAMN DEMANDING ALL HE GAVE ME WAS JUST A COUPON FOR THE FREE CAR WASH. LASZIO IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU ARE A COMMUNIST BASTARD

[Cam6990]

OMFG YOU GUYS IM A JANITOR THERE AND I DO NOT GET THE PRIVILEGES TO RECIEVE THESE REWARD OF OPPORTUNITY WITH MY JOB. DONT WORK FOR GOOGLE FULL OF ASS WHIPS AND ASSHOLES IM NOT THE ONLY JANITOR GETTING TREATED LIKE THIS WE WILL HAVE JUSTICE. DONT WORK FOR GOOGLE

[alexman128]

@Cam6990 ROTF :D

[Iemota21]

@AlienSwarm I would do 20 million for 80k if I enjoyed my job. If you dont include time sleeping work is pretty much a huge chunk of your life. Bye the way did you know Google has competitive salary too. They get the best of what is out there and get record profits becuase of it. I am the happiest janitor with a BA in the world... So is my family

[kl431]

where can I find Google ?

[thebigboss1212]

@kl431 You should google that.

[AIienSwarm]

yup.. enjoy your fooseball and freehaircuts and buffet food while you do 20 million in programming for 80k a year

[raha4480]

are you sure is kind of fucking work , its look like vacation ,

[k4ba]

no fucking way ><

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[jeffrey71028]

where do i submit my resume for google?!

[itztheJL]

@jeffrey71028 google it

[slitherysnakes]

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[3gz0n9991]

I work at google.. well i do in my dreams ... :)

[zawad5050]

@3gz0n9991 after i watched this vid i think i will be having those dreams too :D

[3gz0n9991]

@zawad5050 AHAHAH :D

[mythry01]

awesome i wanna work in google

[MTran0708]

My workplace offers us a gym, free food and a whole lot of other stuff but the only thing I get is the food. Why? Because they employ me to work, not mess around. I agree with the person below who said most of the stuff you see only happens for about 20 minutes. After that its all work work work!

[paulnathanielsmith]

I worked there at the pie building in Mt view....they had fridges with power drinks, cheese,yogurt, expresso machines, tv's to hook up x-box or playstation, ping pong tables...you name it...best place i ever worked but it was only a 2 year contract

[MarkissBeauty]

I want to work here!

[Livingvibe]

And if you consider "work" being these stupid changes and features .....that's them merely trying to be productive & innovative ...as in utterly destroying the functionality of the site, not listing to the community , forcing changes .....I know, I've been here since 2006 and seen this site get totally murdered by them.

[Livingvibe]

WOW.....now I know why youtube is so screwed up, their too busy playing...I'm not the in the lest bit surprised, everything is fun and games, and NO real work gets done.

@Techlur "Half the shit you see here only happens about 20 minutes a day, the rest is all work work and work." HAHAH your joking right? Just look how they butchered youtube ...that's proof enough on how they'll hire almost any joe shmoe that don't get how to design a website or beta testing it first.

[mgstudentdsm]

I see that you are a former employee, tell me: What would I have to do to get a job? I am 14 currently, and know numerous programming languages/scripting languages. I am going to get CISCO training/go to college, how could I increase my chances? This is my dream job. I even 127.0.0.1'd all search providers besides Google :D

[Techlur]

@mgstudentdsm

Your not getting a job then.

Google doesn't search for people that want a job there.

And it doesn't matter how many programming languages you know, if you don't know algorithms, or how memory works, your not getting anywhere.

Google searches for people that want to have fun as an EXTRA perk.

Half the shit you see here only happens about 20 minutes a day, the rest is all work work and work.

You want to be a software engineer? Good.

You want a job at Google? Good luck.

[YTonYahoo]

I used to work in this paradise. It was an incredible experience. Something I will never forget. It bends the rules of society and life.

[SalocinTEN]

Colin Wong who worked at GooglePlex on AdWords says you need to pass a 10 member panel interview, if 1 member says no, you have failed.

These perks are a way of them investing into you so you can give them back your productivity. They do this so you would want to stay the office hours and beyond.

[TheLabMedicine]

wow

I want to work at GOOGLE

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[kongartur]

i love how food is the first reason eating... uhh working there

[YTonYahoo]

@kongartur Well it's sort of a college and you are the occupant. There are many great things in Google, food is one of the best. But never get too comfortable, it's still a job you know. When I worked there we always had to put time and effort into our work and not laze around (like you'd think we'd be able to do) or else "Zach, your fired!". It's a job like no other but nonetheless a job.

I was a former employee.

[kongartur]

@YTonYahoo ofcause it must be a great place

how else could it on the top of the list. but that doesn't change how this video and lots of other google videos talks about food.. I find that funny

[scootts88]

Fuck gogole ask me :))

[Stevenup7004]

Are you dreading going to work this morning? Well let me show you the best place in the world to work so you'll feel worse about your life knowing that you'll never ever get employed there! Enjoy! :)

[DidYourMomOSaurus]

i don't get it... when they are actually being productive, what are they doing?

[Greenadee]

@DidYourMomOSaurus Google isn't just a search engine :)

[bri1a4n]

WELL MICROSOFT HAS A FISH TANK!

[DidYourMomOSaurus]

@bri1a4n lol

[scootts88]

@bri1a4n

With fish in it ? :))

[chinbnm]

the ppl are happy cos top mgmt is not happy cos they are always worried if the workers get job done at the end of friday

[LightCan]

Overrated. A lot of companies like Microsoft have perks like these. so stupid

[mackenziepricee]

@LightCan Agreed. Microsoft does majority of this stuff & has some of the best health plans any company in America does.

[paulnathanielsmith]

@LightCan your just jealous...i worked there it was great...but you are right other companies have lots of great perks but i have never came across any like this my friend maybe you should send in your app

[Antiks72]

@paulnathanielsmith It won't last. It'll devolve into oppressive cocksuckery. They all do.

[Malon666]

i wanna work right there, from Colombia Cheers !!!

[jtmoney091]

how do i sign up?

[sergiohalaby]

I wonder what it feels like to be happy at work and get paid a lot....

[crazymanedd]

gimme gimme gimme a job!!!!

[t4math]

We hear the good things all the time. What are about some NOT so good things about working at Google?

[darkknightbob101]

"I..LOVE...THIS...COMPANY"

[hologuitar]

HAHA good luck everyone else!!! keep working in your shitty jobs for the rest of your lives!!! I LOVE GOOGLE!!!

[makox9]

@hologuitar u think u can hook me up with a job??

[HannahBurleson]

what do the people at google actually do?

[ptcld]

@HannahBurleson mix up super complex computer engineering with unparalleled need of originality, and u get what is probably one of the hardest and stressful jobs. It's like making creating a new iPod every month. It's actually fun by itself without the perks @google, but you really have to like it. Most of the gr8 ideas come from leisure time anyway, so folks @google just made it more accessible.

[Momocafex]

what qualify should i have to work in google??

[wayangbarbie]

I will work there for free!

[Commentaur]

@wayangbarbie yea technically, even if u work 4 free, you still get stuff of monetary value (food, playing, etc.)

[yomamacold]

really awesome

[TheSheerBailey]

I went to look around the Google office in London today. It's amazing. The workers have Nerf guns under their desks. It's awesome!

[coled7lan]

i worked there for 20 years,

£500,000 a year.

living in aussie in a triple decker mansion, kitted out lamborghini, ferrari,.

living it large.

I WISH IT WAS TRUE

[EnclaveSupporter]

damn i would kill to work there

[johnymst]

and what about the chief ? he has to work hard, and im sure its not that fun ..............

[ssDimensionss]

i think its like you can do anything you want at google as long as you meet your deadline for the project that is assigned to you...and since the people who work at google are so damn smart they probably finish the projects very fast and then just relax

[zknn93]

WoW!

[Xtrigit]

I worked there under a 3 month contract. I am happy I don't work for google anymore. =]

[luckyaznkid]

^bullshit

[rymoarizona]

this is ridiculous,these people are way to spoiled...how Super Epic Fail would it be to get fired from this place? How much do they get paid? sheesh...

[gossipgirlguy]

my lord.

[bxfactor]

must be nice! I wonder how many hours they actually work.

[enxthegreat]

Awesome

[spanishdude2010]

one of my friends work for google but he said he's not suppose to tell anybody how he got in wtf!??!

[brucenatelee]

Interrogate him, PLEASE! For the sake of the United States' economy.

[KoolJayJ]

is the pay decent? What degrees do you need to get into google?

[uvmedraco]

Its good but they get underpayed

[brucenatelee]

If it's more than $10 and hour, I'm in. How much exactly?

[uvmedraco]

i dont no lol, it just said on wikipedia

[metsmonkey75]

dude it is SOOOO much more than 10 bucks an hour.....

[anali920]

even if they get underpayed....they save them money on doctors, gym, food, and much more

[notengonickcojones]

it seems they only take people from Standford, so... they take these stupid guys that can pay this university... so sad... that's why they made shit like google chrome.... ha-ha-ha.

[hiroxprima]

I used to work there but i got caught searching on yahoo lmao

[lana124]

hahahahaha

[anali920]

how did you get hired?

[unreaLLove69]

@hiroxprima i hate you

[hellomoto170]

@hiroxprima are you serious?

[Greenadee]

@hiroxprima Yeah, your funny.

[NYCgirl55]

@hiroxprima are you serious lol

[noselfnoproblemo]

Too bad they bought youtube and turned EVIL!!!!

[chuck7790]

google is a creative company... and to be creative you must be happy... but google is very selective in hiring

[lullemans72]

man, it must be scary to be so happy at work. i wonder what those employees make anyway and how selective google is on hiring.

[Tabletop1000]

wow. there's the future (hopefully).

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[downloadfx]

AMAZING!!!

Hope Google can offer me job someday...Hahaha..

[itachy963]

and microsoft try to compete with google!!!! GET LOST!!

[StealtehSun]

I want to work there now.

[bitchslapper12]

bankruptcy anyone?

[lordaiger2]

cabrones que ganan la vida sentadoss!!

[rihc2]

holh shit gief job

[yimyim5]

omg i wish i could work there one day XD

[piecraft]

People are having so much fun because surprise surprise THEY DO NO WORK - it's all a sham! Pseudo-intellectual Harvard graduates with nothing to contribute, whilst all these scum waste away millions they actually achieve nothing.

[aARISTOTLEa]

thats my future job right there :P

thats amazing

[keriah17]

Goooooooooooooogle forever I wish I invented that company.

[sweetheart2109]

Google awesome. I want to work there. GO GOOGLE

[miketrue333]

LOL....if boogle ever went under....these for sucker working for them are going to have one crazy reality check comming to them...working for minimum wage and back shifts unloading trucks.lol

[chosenone234]

but they were working for google the reality is that its the greatest job ever that no one would ever want to lose secondly they get hundred of resumes a day

[wassupdudeman84]

If you worked at google you would quickly realize that your phone was loaded with calls from recruiters all across the country because they want you, the reality check is that they are the best and that's why google is their company.

[Buddyb309]

Google wont go under because people are so devoted to that company. They wont backstab it.

[tosykosyhaha]

If i ever be an admin of google, then im gonna delete all of their databases, just for lulz.

[tanvir1111]

I also want to work at Google!!!! Take me please...!!!

[s4mir88]

i need that job :( but live in holland.. damn always the amerikan's have lucky pfffff

[reklamedame]

actually there is a google-office in Amsterdam. Just take your chance ;-)

[liljonbon]

amazing

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[Milhousefan01]

A happy worker is a busy worker. x3

I wanna work at Google!!

[schrutzen]

Google makes money through advertising. Companies pay google money for ad placements on their search and they got this adsense program which allows website publishers to post the google ad codes on their websites which spreads their ads even more not just on their google search but to other websites as well such as bloomberg etc... some of these websites earn as much as $2000 a day just by displaying google ads on their sites

[DrLsw]

this is wat the world should be like

[Fajo83]

when can I come and play

[shotgunx1x]

i believe they make their money by the adds that are on the right hand side of the page. Add companies pay for google to put their adds on their searches. I think thats how it works, if i am wrong someone please explain

[veryfuck]

how does google make money?

they dont sell stuff everything they make is free

google search, google earth, youtube,

can somebody please explain?

[maLvana]

How does google make money?

- Google gets money for advertising. They insert these during the search. Look at the next time on your search result on the left or right side.

[oarant]

watch JAMIE EHARMONY itss sooooooooooooo funny

[orangebluemango]

im gonna commit suicide if i don't get a job there.

[mephistophelico]

Google is a shitty company with relentless brainwashing. They hire retarded, stupid, despicable individuals who think they are alternative geeks. The typical individuals who think they are very smart, so smart, that they can afford to look like shit, because they are too smart. And really good people are stopped from thriving by these morons who hold high posistions. Anyway, they're selling this company like it's the best. They pay shit. Who cares about food in the company and other stupid stuff

[namehisname]

You know they get 100K+ per year minimum plus bonus? Also, you got to play to work! If your work is like playing, wouldnt everyone be a total professional and be "wanting" to work? And also what you said about the employees being stupid is really... uhh stupid? Because often(some =D)the smartest people are the ones who know how to play.

[mephistophelico]

get your facts straight. For what positions they pay 100k per year? You're selling smoke, here. Stick that smoke in your ass. It's stupid!

[iitian420]

I dont think google pays ppl 100k or that sort of money coz my friends work for google and said if your looking for the money this is not the company, BUT they do give fantastic perks such as car wash, free food, gym, leisure club, etc and they r flexible with ur work attire and working hours as well.

[Convict147]

mee too!

[joienegru]

hire me!

[stromboldt]

You're going to need those 5 on-site doctors considering they work you to death... From what I've seen and heard, you are really expected to EARN your pay... even if it takes until 4am....

[heathenwalking]

yeah, working through the night isn't so bad and it isn't all that often.

[franklee0283]

really?! wow

[kleinratti]

not all in the video must be true

[rohitarora3]

if people are enjoying so much almost every time, when do they get time to do creative work ?

its amazing and also a bit confusing..

[Teeny467]

i think they get the time while they have fun they are always thinking and having fun are excelling there creativity does it make sense now?

[bukiyu]

google star on a garage with a couple of guys having fun, if employee work under stress theyr not productive n creative beside if theyr not productive why theyr one of the biggest internet companies AND WHO THE HELL WANNA LOOSE A JOB LIKE THAT

[doidodoidobixo]

It's not best place to work...

...is the best place to live.