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  • If Obama executive are revoked,Would Osama bin Laden be resurrected!!!!

  • OH Jannique! you are such a hottie! I would lick you from belly button to tail bone all day and all night!

  • "Why can't I ask intelligent questions?" A. They're not intelligent.  B. You've asked them. They've been answered. There's only so many times we can address it before we finally get annoyed and say 'sit down and shut up.'

  • Victoria Jackson has to be a troll, no one that stupid and ignorant could be able to walk around and not get shot.

  • It's hilarious that this issue even survives. Of course, not one of them (Meaning Victoria Jackson) mentions about Bush stating in public that "it would be easier if this were a dictatorship ... and I was the dictator." Just imagine if President Obama said that. They would start trowing Bibles and screaming, "He's a commie! He's a commie!" Jackson needs to brush up on her vocabulary, instead of depending on everyone else to finish her thoughts.

  • OBAMA IS A CLONE

    WAKE UP

    SO IS HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER

  • There was no validation of the birth certificate from a 3rd party source and the .pdf version released showed anomalies typical of an edited file, not a straight document scan. The only two explanations to me are: A) Obama released a forgery knowing a compliant press corps would not look into further and will vindicate him from doubters or B) was really born in Hawaii and released this to enervate his doubters, so they look like kooks because, hey, he released it, so shut up already.

  • Every episode of this show is full of the most ignorant and frightening drivel and conservative babblings they can cram together, coherency be damned.

  • Keep up the good work, Victoria! This is the best Andy Kaufman tribute EVER! People really believe that you are an ill-informed tinfoil-hat-wearing dingbat! This is cutting edge performance art comedy here folks!

  • Victoria Jackson was on SNL...so part of me REALLY wants to believe that all of the ridiculousness that is coming out of their mouths is some kind of satirical parody..

  • OH MY, Ladies....why would you do a show with Victoria. I want to like you but bad choices define you. Birth certificate fake? Please show some class and distance yourself from these horrific untruths. YOU ARE NOT HELPING YOURSELVES OR YOUR FELLOW AMERICANS. They can control what we read? Really? Simply not true and I will choose something to read myself at this point...why, Victoria has yet to stop talking. SAD SAD SAD

  • Victoria: "you need to get educated!" No, YOU need to get educated. Just in case nobody noticed, she didn't even know her own Secretary of State, and if you listen carefully the white, black haired woman at one point states there are 50 senators. Also, "Steve and John"? Hmm, wonder what race they are...

  • There are no words to describe how dumb these woman are.

  • There is no word to describe what a freakin idiot u are u asshole!!!

  • his birth cert is fake it does not say ooga booga, niggerstain, afghanastan likw where h uis from

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  • Way to speak up ladies! Its about time someone tells the truth.

  • is it just me or is that brunette just too weird and lifeless... :S

  • Victoria Jackson should do stand up comedy. LOL

  • Who is the Roger Ailes character pulling the strings behind this right wing abomination? Charlie the Chimp?

  • The fact that these videos have so many dislikes gives me hope for this fucking country, because hoooooooly fucking shit.

  • Oh. My. God.....This is the best conservative women can come up with?

  • This is hysterical! It's the best deadpan humor available online.

  • You women are the reason why people think blond women are stupid

  • Jesus, I still can't believe people are talking about this.

  • Or rather, I wish I was.

  • I'm convinced that Victoria Jackson is trolling us.

  • @jtshibbyy She HAS to be.

  • "American values"? Go fuck yourself.

  • I completely agree with you Ms. Victoria. WHY was it just DROPPED? And if you happen to mention the issue of his birth, the media makes fun of you and relegates you to idiot status.

  • Oh I do not luke this bullshit show, all they say ia the "thingy you know" "umm" and playing her stupid songs. These womwn should be sterilized.

  • Victoria, we've got a bit of a problem here.

    Aside from your little ukulele song, this video was pretty much a stream-of-consciousness rant where you ranted and raved and quoted WND talking points for almost 10 straight minutes.

    Problem is, every single claim you made was DEBUNKED; in fact, most of them were debunked in 2008-2009! Where have you been?

    I'm surprised you didn't invoke the Obama Grandma story.

  • @1:32 "He has a passport from Connecticut with all different aliases on it."

    First I've heard that states issue United States passports.

    ...And that's all you need to know about the Birthers!

  • Birthers have been brainwashed.

  • If bringing up past allegations of sexual harassment is a "high tech lynching", then what is birtherism?

  • You would think that after playing a ukulele for more than 20 years (during her stint on SNL) she would actually be good at playing the damn thing.

  • is she drunk? everybody seems to be a little uncomfortable around her here...

  • I have never seen a birth certificate from Jesus Christ. I believe that whole manger thing was made up and that book is Photoshopped.

  • Jannique Stewart spends quite a lot of time looking like she wishes she was dead

  • The funniest thing about Birthers is the fact that they apparently have NO FAITH in the vetting process and national security state they claim to so fervently support. Sure... a faked birth certificate and driver's license is ALL it takes to make it past the Secret Service/CIA/FBI/NSA/etc. and into the Oval Office. Birthers appear to believe it is easier to become President than it is to get bonded for work in a warehouse.

  • America has destroyed many nations for its own profit, which is why many nations hate this country. I love this country and all, but I am not so deluded as to deny that this country has flaws. A goddamn ton of them. And Obama has at the very least done his best to ameliorate many of them. Simply standing on a nonexistent highground and being and ass about how "perfect" you are when you really aren't as such (as the US did under Reagan and Bush) doesn't help things at all.

  • This video has 37,278 views. YouTube provided a link in the right column to the "Rumor Has It" video from "Glee" (the left-wing, liberal television show). It has 9,769,952 views. The Left is winning, folks.

  • @greenpointguy1 hey one idiot watching("Glee") it over and over only means the fool is still getting welfare checks and can sit around in their stinky underwear hitting replay...big deal.........

  • Jannique Stewart always seems so embarrassed. Wonder if she's going to realise that sharing beliefs with these crazy, stupid people suggests that her beliefs may be stupid as well.

  • IM FUCKING CRYING AND I CAN'T BREATHE AT HOW INCREDIBLY FUNNY THIS IS.

  • Redneck piece of trash

  • I think the black woman lets her brain float out of the room and just nods quietly for the paycheck

  • yeah, this is a joke. there's no way this is not a joke.

  • is there something wrong with Victoria Jackson?

  • Might I suggest you reading some of those books you've used for your set? You know, just having them around doesn't make you smarter.

    This is a commercial for open-minded, reasonable, intelligent people. For no other reason that it shows the 'other side.'

    A friend forwarded this and was actually a little uncertain if it was a parody or not. That says it all. 

  • 1:36 "His best friend William Ayers is an expert at false identities, cause he was on the run for being a terrorist for many years"

    But last time you taught me that all terrorists were Muslim! What do I think now?! I'm so CONFUSED Politichicks! Please help me! I can't possibly be expected to think for myself!

  • Palin is smart?

  • It is like watching awkward, slow moving trainwreck

  • The chick in the red dress acts and looks like a junkie. She is about as exciting as a stale turd you just found in the back yard. The black one is hot..maybe she is a closet freak...

  • This is awful. Just awful. How can these people live with themselves?

  • I'd be lying if I said I watched the whole thing but is this show like a joke or are they actually serious about this?

  • I love how Victoria is talking about Palin. says "She's sma-" and cuts off. Freudian slip?

  • Asking intelligent questions is great! But you have to actually listen to the answer instead of just sticking your fingers in your ears and screaming that he's an anti-american muslim kenyan commie fascist usurper. When people like these ladies start spouting nonsense it really turns most people off, especially those who care about the actual problems facing america instead of these insane conspiracy theories. Please look at the facts ladies! Smart is sexy. Conspiracy theorists are not sexy...

  • Seems like it's fake. If it is, this is brilliant. If it's not... Well.

  • @Ruusutar No one does 176 fake videos.

  • @Tippitapitus There are that many? Didn't check.

    Oh God. This is horrible.

  • The reason is, our people are dumbed down by the public schools and prescription drugs as well as fluoride in the water supply. But the main controlling factor in this bizarre empty response by the people over the fake birth certificate is the television. The people were told by the television that the president released his birth certificate and it is over. Our people are just plain stupid, the globalist villains know it. There are a lot of dumbed down responses to your video proving my point.

  • I'm addicted to these videos. These women are freaken hilarious.

    Are these women for real? Are they are really that dumb?  Really??

  • @andrew11121 Victoria Jackson pretends to be a dumb blond. She's anything but.

  • To paraphrase Shrek, yes, Victoria, you are allowed to ask intelligent questions. What you lack is the ability to.

  • THIS HAS TO BE A COMEDY SHOW!!! BRILLIANT!!!

  • 6:33 robot stare *lol*

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  • You're not being called names because you're "asking a question". You're being called names because you're a moron.

    Flat earthers are just "asking questions" too, but anyone who insists the earth is flat, is a moron... that's just the way it is.

  • /facepalm....

    The stupid, it burns....

  • Victoria seems to have struck a nerve with the left-wing lunatics. This is absolutely vunderbar. The communistas couldn't care less about facts so logic is totally wasted on them, but they sure like to attack anyone that is contrary to their demented "views".....

  • @JakeBlakeProject haha yes Victoria Jackson's logic is ironclad, I am shaking in fear of her tremendous intellect ...

  • @jettojagga Hey, a commie is a commie, you must be one too...

  • @JakeBlakeProject nice attempt but it'll take some practice until you sound as goofy as Jackson. I'm glad she's inspiring a new generation to follow Andy Kaufman though!

  • @JakeBlakeProject "so logic is totally wasted on them"

    Which is why the video doesn't use any?

  • Honestly, If I was a muslim living in the middle east and I saw this, I would probably be a terrorist too.

  • @drpepperules92 hahaha

    

  • Why worry about this when the QUEERS ARE COMING!!!! They're recruiting your children and forcing your churches to replace your preachers with queers!!!!!!

  • Dear Victoria,

    Please make a CD. Your songs really touch the most insensitive and slightly rasist part of our hearts that we all know well but are afraid to love. Please take this into consideration.

    Much Love,

    Oswald

    <3 xoxo

  • @DJOswaldvanTurban

    She's already made a CD called "The Eukellele Lady" or some such... it's on the website of the group what produces this... "stuff".

  • @deadfacewv Oh wow. That...interesting. Not sure if it is supporting this woman with my cash just for some laughs

  • @DJOswaldvanTurban

    I can't even watch the movie "UHF" anymore because of her.... to know that she's never been acting all these years and that she was just walking through her act and movies as herself... scares the freakin' hell outa me.

  • @deadfacewv yah know what you mean. The first time I watched this I didn't think they were serious. Took a while to sink in that they weren't kidding. Scary how ignorant some people can be.

  • @deadfacewv UHF is still a great movie regardless :)

  • Why don't you ask an intelligent question, Victoria? I haven't heard you have an intelligent one yet. You didn't have to show your birth certificate to buy cold medicine (fake blonde bimbo). Hilary wants to beat him at WHAT??? What the hell are you talking about????

  • Why don't you ask an intelligent question, Victoria? I haven't heard you have an intelligent one yet.

  • Good job ladies. Keep speaking your mind. There are more people that agree with you than don't agree with you. Just by speaking your own opinion, you expose the vitriol of those who oppose what you have to say.

  • Of course Victoria Jackson loves Sarah Palin.

  • You know this really undermines any sort of actual political beliefs you might have.

  • Geeze, why all the downvotes? This is one of the best satires of conservative logic I've seen!

  • So this isn't satire...holy-holy these CHICKS ARE RACISTS!

  • Victoria Jackson is attempting to be the female Stephen Colbert.....also she's drunk.

    The woman to the left of Victoria looks at her like she can't believe how crazy she's talking.

  • You just can't fix stupid can you. Victoria Jackson should really just shut up.

  • BURN THEM! KILL THEM WITH FIRE!

  • Talking about hating gays, I bet these bitches are lesbians.

  • "He's not an American, he's a communist." -the epitaph of progress

  • I want to see Victoria Jackson debate someone, anyone that isn't the idiots on this show.

  • Why does the description say that Comedy Central has watched this like that's a selling point? Or is it all actually a joke?

  • ....seriously? a smiley face? you honestly don't think that a president faking his birth certificate would try a LITTLE harder than that?! this is ridiculous...

  • 80 people thought this was sketch comedy.

  • are they serious or is this a joke?

  • because unintelligent people aren't allowed to ask intelligent questions

  • i would much rather chop my dick off before reproducing with any of these cunts.

  • why are all those books in the background? Are they there to make these women seem smarter and more legitimate? Because it's not working.

  • How do you know that the answer you want is going to come soon when there's already another, supposedly false and official fact stated? I don't get what Hilary Clinton has to do with it? Is Victoria implying that Clinton would sell him out? Do Democrats sell each other out? I don't think Conservatives do.

  • I have some interesting questions about 9/11 and you guys call us names. xD

  • This is my new favorite comedy show! PLEASE KEEP MAKING MORE!! XD

  • Whole lot of books in that room considering none of the hosts has ever read one.

  • i am stupider for watching this. It hurts.

  • Its a shame that Victoria Jackson went batshit insane, she was funny in the 80s.

  • @dethveggie not really

  • oh my god.

    

  • This is the worst talk show of all time. TELL ME THIS ISN'T REAL!!!! "I'm not an expert." Yeah you aren't an expert in anything. At all.

  • Lmao!!!! Is this for real?!?!

  • Andy Kaufman faked his death, got a sex change, and came back as Victoria Jackson.

  • Wow youre right, they did all just drop it at once... when he showed the real long form birth certificate.

  • Just when you think this country has reached the rock bottom of stupidity...

  • Anyone know where this was mentioned on comedy central? 

  • You know, I'm OK with your conservative views, but this is drivel. Is the birth certificate really an issue? We have debt crises, rampant unemployment, educational problems, international wars, and yet this is the topic you couldn't wait to bring to us? If you want to be taken seriously then act like serious adults.

  • @jsmith157

    "act like serious adults"

    they can't; they're conservatives.

    KEvron

  • God I want to shoot these four.

  • my god I can't believe this video actually has 74 likes

  • I am genuinely astonished that Jackson's brain is sufficiently active to maintain her respiration and heartbeat.

  • @cugamer

    That's controlled by the brain stem... the part that only controls involuntary/semi-involuntary actions... like pooping.

  • It is NOT unconstitutional. Obama could have been born on the fucking moon, the constitution says that only ONE parent has to be a natural born U.S. citizen, and it is a known fact that Obama's mother is from Connecticut. Victoria Jackson, how about actually knowing what you're talking about, instead of pulling it out of your ass?

    P.S. I would probably kill you. If I got the chance.

  • Intelligent questions? All "Birther" questions are by definition unintelligent.

    And if you don't like lies, quit lying.

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  • lol at 0:51-Girl on left gives a whopping three claps to Victoria Jackson.

  • The biggest mistake Obama made was ever producing his birth certificates. It's a common mistake of the rational to believe that your most strident critics would ever be swayed by facts or evidence. The Birther dipshits and the idiots that enable them are the problem, not the Prez.

  • There is a difference between asking questions and badgering a president just because you don't like him. This is an embarrassment to any American with common sense.

  • So what your saying is that Obama is a lying communist terrorist? Because that's exactly what I heard.

  • Watching this makes me hate my eyes.

  • the dude with the ukelele has a voice that will haunt me for days.

  • Episode 1 of "Ask the Hot Chick" is better than this if you want to see ladies debating hot topics... search for it here on YouTube!

  • there's no way this is real...

  • Biggest bunch of morons in the world. You got your free speech, now keep making asses of yourselves.

  • The birth certificate (Obama's) is not an issue. This is a waste of time, it is not relevant and only idiots such as these 4 think it's a problem.

    Remove this poster.

  • LOL all of sudden, BOTH SIDES DROPPED THE ISSUE.

    This is your CLUE. It was RESOLVED TO ALL PEOPLES SATISFACTIONS except RACIST WHITE PEOPLE.

  • @videochris69 Is the Constitution Racist? Racist is a word used by a person of limited intelligence.

  • @Suzukiboulevard or its used to describe people who judge other based on their heritage. lol

  • Stupid bitches no one likes you. Go volunteer to help the poor and elderly instead of yakking like a bunch of useless hens.

    You're not americans :)

  • Dear Victoria Jackson,

    Please don't start your own internet talk show when you are barely able to construct a sentence.

    Thank you,

    Viewer number 28,759

    P.S. I think you might be a crazy person.

  • I love this show so much. It's a nice reminder that sanity is relative.

  • Is this supposed to be a comedy show?

    Can people really be this stupid?

  • @Defiler360 sadly yes, they are that stupid.

  • maybe no yes yes

  • They dropped it because the whole issue is without merit.  Its a big pile of Doo Doo!!

  • I wonder if they know what those rectangular paper thingies on the shelves behind them are.

  • @davidfeldmancomedy they are too busy trying to convince themselves of how smart and insightfull they are to worry about any books other then "The Adventures of Jeebus".

  • You know what? Despite all the pain and suffering I wish on these horrific women, I feel sorry for Jennie Jones. She has trouble following even this conversation. She looks like she's never had a thought in her life.

  • lol's 5:41

    

  • Come on ! Click Thumbs up if George Lazenby sent you here. This video rocks...(A!)

  • I cannot express how baseless and confused you seem to be regarding... well, anything to be honest. President Obama has proven his history multiple times and yet you not only accuse him of being on the run but also of being a terrorist and a communist. And then, to put the icing on the cake, you struggle to find the words to even explain your misguided views. Please, PLEASE, stop making these videos. These are horrible, misguided, hateful lies that you are spreading.

  • Did she just set the Women's Movement back 30 years by saying Sarah Palin is a FEMINIST?!

  • Jennie Jones thoughts at Victoria Jackson throughout her song: "WTF?!"

  • control what we read on the kindle? as opposed to a government library that would be impossible to censor.

  • layering, photoshop? omg do you have a PHD? are you actually a genius just disguised as a fucking idiot?

  • OH GOD THERE IS ANOTHER ONE, can't be fucked to try and be articulate and leave a constructive comment like the first video. GO FUCK YOURSELVES