Artie Lange comes out of the closet Part 1

[WickID74]

lol... oops I meant to say... when he's not trying too hard to gain people's acceptance. Not to. lol sorry

[WickID74]

All of the things George T. says is true... and if you don't like it, then I guess you won't like science and logic either. Oh, and Artie's either being a lying douche or is covering and being a self-hating douche. Either way, I feel sorry for Artie on so many levels, cause he can be a real funny guy... when he's not trying to hard to gain people's acceptance.

[joel06]

Penguins?!?! LMFAO

[goo5976]

what the fuck is wrong with this dude.

[Theburn77]

Wow, he sounds pretty genuine here, he's a good liar

[gadgetvsclaw]

To some of the slow people - It's fake. Artie is just fucking with George. It's a bit!

[insightllc]

@gadgetvsclaw Where the fuck are you Artie you Samurai (侍) mother fucker?

[konatown5]

Poor George LOL he always is on the receiving end........

[CQ1981331]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.ART­IE IS THE BEST!

[eyedea81]

Omg when George talks about the animal's being gay i fucking lost it. monkeys. insects and birds and penguins.

[beefnliver]

It's probably true that Artie is gay that's why he tried to kill himself.

[DimitriGoryenko]

oh my gawd, artie is such a dick. But its funny as hell.

[aliciaanne]

Oh my gawd, I almost die laughing every time I hear this. I can hardly breathe.

[perhaps333]

Hmm, I wonder........

[Paneeks1960]

Its all funny but sometimes I wonder if this was really a dream of Artie's that he really wish would come true? It was also kind of cruel to do this to someone like George who really would give the shirt of his back to someone who goes to him for help. Artie could have used a good friend like George when he was going through all that depression that led to his suicide attempt. I hope he gets better someday soon.

[B2K1]

It was replayed today but I was on howard 101 and it was almost 3pm it cut off to go to next show we where so pissed . glad I found it Howard rules

[telecasterbear]

i do not listen to the howard show. best wishes to you artie. big hugs for you.

[grasd2]

notice how this is the most convincing "acting" ever. if this was how good his acting talent really was he's have a couple of oscars by now. he played this off as fake of course but he wasn't acting

[truriot]

good thing howard and robin were edited theyre lame jokes would have killed this

[welderkev]

nice try at damage control by the staff.

[SELFproclaimedVIRGIN]

I AM A VIRGIN

[thekrup]

What a moron!! Why would you edit out Howard and the rest of the crew commenting on this!? Especially George talking about how this was comedy genius on Artie's part.

[ShiftyShifts]

Dude he's dead serious.

[therealericparrey]

whether this is a joke or not......arties a homo.....face it....why do u think he wanted to die so bad?...shame

[Lvduggo69]

Homo say's what ?

F. Robin !

[shmayy]

fuckin artie its so hard to tell when hes lying

[randomguy1774]

fucking good acting on artie's part.

[MrExtremeMedia]

acting?

[y2jbrock]

lol

[Dash171]

Artie is a genious!!!!! He never breaks character and comes up with some really gay sh*t!!

[AlienFrequency]

pingvin's!!! LOL....

[joelow2129]

is this a joke ??? or is artie a fruitcake

[caponelocc]

good liar lol TOO GOOD lol hahaha

[rongravy]

fresh outta the docks?

ha!

[kbudz]

George is the best! Oh my!

[kbudz]

oh it's an AWFUL joke...but at least George gets the show.

[twocuterednecks]

ba-ba-booey to you all

[grprsa]

Man, this is cracking me up!! George is so sweet. Artie is hilarious!!!!

[deewhyelayin]

faggot penguins, who didnt see that one coming.

[Josephdorf03]

LMAO, the biggest homophobes are always gay.

George Takei is so cool. He's a good listener, and really knows what he's talking about.

[mwilliams333]

you realize its fake right? Artie is doing it as a joke.

[dalisman]

@Josephdorf03 Just to be clear, it was ARTIE who secretly recorded his 'coming out' to Takei as a prank/put-on for the show. The removal of the studio banter kind of makes that maybe somewhat unclear.

[OzzyFan87]

@Josephdorf03 I have nothing against gay people, but I don't want it thrown in my fuckin face all the time.

[ArtieLangeXM]

@Ozzy"BallsDeepThroat"Fan87 did a gay guy throw "it"" it in ur face lol....howd IT taste lol

[OzzyFan87]

@ArtieLangeXM This coming from a guy pretending to be Artie...

[ArtieLangeXM]

@OzzyBallsDeepMetsFan69 im not hearing a denial...

*LauGHs*

[OzzyFan87]

@ArtieLangeXM No, you're not...

[ArtieLangeXM]

@OzzyIBlewTheAmazingMets69

how did they taste lol....

*LauGHs*

[ArtieLangeXM]

@Deepthroat ..did u jpeg it??

[OzzyFan87]

@ArtieLangeXM Loser loser loser

[scandlabra]

Maybe this isn't as much of a goof as it was intended. Maybe that's why Artie is so uncomfortable when it comes to "gay stuff"

Artie spent a lot of time being completely wasted over the years, I mean, who knows?

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Either way, he's funny, and George is such a nice man and a good sport. He must enjoy his time on the Stern show, otherwise he wouldn't return.

[pyritezpreditor]

Artie is a big part of this show, He get's paid mega bucks to do nothing but what he does.. No scripts no rehersal.. This guy is a genius..any one who naysay's,, is simply jealus. ps... i cant spell

[david3315]

Artie should get an Oscar for this performance!George is a great guy.We love George.

[Hughezy]

how in the name of fuck did Artie not burst out laughing? give this guy more acting work

[Siraj75]

That George Takei has a wicked laugh.

[TIM6669]

I love George! Hes the best!

[juicejohn]

You are a rascal!

[JoeDawgJAC]

Robin and Howard laffing in the backround LOL

[MKUltra3]

artie... 'crying in his arms'

it's surreal he's sharing his 'experience' with sulu

[aeonjoey]

I'm glad George could laugh about it; I'd be pissed if someone tried to play on my sensibilities like that; but I'd say George is a gentleman and Artie, as oscar award winning tallented as he is for that performance, is one funny rat bastard! lol.

[Dibrini]

A special Oscar should be given to Artie Lange for this performace!

[5550828]

#1 bit of 2007

[GeNeRaLeE00]

George is the best announcer ever! He should be on the show full time!! Artie is hilarious...however..He needs to stay AWAKE for the whole show and stop being a disrespectful loser (and FAT)

[zappaelcrappa]

Balloon Knot!

[j9773]

George is the best ever!

[bxlibra]

The best bit EVER. Artie was awesome; best acting he's ever done. George was great too. Good sport when it was all said and done.

[faridsim]

This was great. I think they should have "Kaufmanned" the bit like Benjy said and just never tell George about how it was all a prank. Could you imagine? Artie in a few months just suddenly rushing out because Bob Levy made a gay joke. George following him and Artie crying in his arms. Great! If they would give Oscarnominations for radioperformances, Artie would be gold! Fire!

[kdanieli]

the reason that howard's a genius is that he attracts unique, great talent. who else in the world would have george and artie as regulars engaging in things like this?

[zappaelcrappa]

Unique is a good word ! I would call it more mentally challenged w/ a touch of genius.

[madchronicler]

I couldn't stop laughing for the better part of the 45 minutes this was on. Agreed: Should have left the cast commentary in, but man oh man, every time you start to think he's losing his touch, he pulls something like this. Still the man, still the greatest ever.

[w1104717]

I can't believe George Takei didn't walk out of the show. I loved it when they pranked him by having an impersonator of Arnold Schwarnznager call into the show and act like a racist. Great bit, also love it when George Takei is on the show.

[SalSter19]

My brother called me this morning at 6:30 on his way to work to tell me about this and I called bullshit on it. He called me back 10 minutes later to tell me I was right. This is one of the funniest things on Stern I've ever heard. Artie deserves an Oscar for this.

[BuddhaMaster]

Should have left the Stern show parts in but, this was one of the funniest things I have ever heard. Stern show still owns all.