The Unzipped Zipper (Of Your Pants)

[PineappleRiot]

John's under eye circle's are particularly intense during this video. I wonder how they are faring during the 2012 tour.

[abbynormal0ne]

Sidenote: I bought TFIOS in a Walmart...and it was signed :D

[dftba9690]

WalMart has TFiOS, NERDFIGHTERS!

[TheShellbert]

@dftba9690 The one near me has signed copies!!

[RoboticLlama]

mirrors

[ahintofelation]

Quick tip: put a keyring on your zip, put it over the button then fasten the button. It keeps the zip up, trust me.

[TheMickbab]

I'm going sky diving next week!

[2rand0m4words]

Hey you know that kid in all the kings men who plays that guys son and has like one line yeah i know him and he is from louisiana...Yeah

[liztino1]

mirrors, john, mirrors

[LoyalFreak4ever]

I just learned how to not blink like John!!!

[LUXAETERNA6603]

he should go for the world record of not blinking

[anondescriptusername]

camcorder+mirror=magic

[katiekat811]

I think you'd be less likely to campaign that unicorns should be the national animal of America.

[EpicSuccuss]

ha ha walmart thinks your books are too dirty

[Ellisaphant]

That's stupid that Wal *%&^ won't sell your books because they're dirty, because every Wal*$%& store that I've been in (and I travel a lot!) has a HUGE romance "novel" section; and romance novels are just porn you can read. (*is just porn you can read?)

[pbjellybeanful]

aww poor John with your zipper, but the end was hilarious

[HiBeccaBye]

That is one painfully ugly chair.

[Heartze]

Well they pretty much changed everything in "Ella Enchanted", so yes they ruined it. Sorry, it's one of my favorite books. :/

[ssbrwl]

Planes are for staying in.

[sosteph12]

ummm.. MIRROR solves your problem about the camcorder!

[zimmawoman]

I really should write this short story that's due tomorrow, but I keep watching your videos...

[yourworstnightmar231]

how to take a picture of the cam corder with cam corder? hold up mirror. deductive powers!

[aerosmithlover24]

Man, if John had came to my school when I was in high school, I probably would have cried.

[lordmahan11]

It's weird to think of you being at the Seattle Public Library...that's a real place...I've been there...I'm being completely illogical, but it's still weird.

[Iyellatrocks]

It's called a mirror, John.

[MissMiranda89]

We all love you and want a hug, whatever size of teddybear you are.

[CharmedSlayerr]

The enzyme helicase "unzips" the two strands of DNA. A student once said, "Mr. Fischetti, my favorite enzyme is helicase, so I can unzip your pants." I'm sorry, but the title of the video reminded me of this. :p

[456puff]

@bkksugarsyrup

Yes he is!

[lovebug26m]

i saw looking for alaska in walmart recently. they changed their minds. :)

[TheLavLav]

"And I can't get my books in Walmart because I'm too dirty!" I don't know what it is, but something about the way you said that made it hilarious

[fireheartgames]

Wait a minute I know this is an old video, but you can't get your books inside Walmart because your too dirt? I work for Walmart and I've seen way worse books than yours in there. Like all the disgusting romance novels my store has. Some of which sound down right pornographic. Some even describe very specific sexual acts. Sounds like of a double standard if you ask me. Man I have to call my corporate office on this one. What an unfair system this is. Nerdfighters for life. DFTBA :)

[mootEp8pui8Vw2]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, James Patterson xD

[123456789robbie]

mirror?

[OldSocksVideos]

He blinks around 1:08!

[VolunteerNerdfighter]

Did a high schooler actually ask if you knew that your zipper was "flagrantly, almost obscenely unzipped?" That's a great way to describe an unzipped zipper.

[mokshalovely]

@VolunteerNerdfighter If that was verbatim, I have somewhat restored my faith in the school system.

[VolunteerNerdfighter]

@mokshalovely I really hope it was, for the same reason.

I kind of doubt it, but I can still hope. =)

[Grandrandom]

3:03 for the best advice ever.

[bkksugarsyrup]

r you marriage...???

[mariahrose210]

Holy crap that's a nice library

[25Ragz]

how dare you diss Sean Penn

[ReKrisB]

I loved your initialism (kinda...NaNoWriMo is KIND OF an initialism) in response to that request XD

[Aeropop11]

Youtube Recommended me to the Unzipped Zipper of your pants, John.

[chi2468]

I'm part of our school's novel writing club, NovelT, and some of the club members wrote for NaNoWriMo. My former English teacher also wrote a novel for NaNoWriMo. He won and then rubbed it in our faces. -_-

[tiendadelagricultor]

and then Eragon the movie was made.

[TheIcecreamGeek]

A film can ruin a book because it may turn your interpretation of what the book should be into something else. Or they could publish a film version with pictures of what THEY think the character should look like. It sticks with you throughout the book and really irritates me. But I agree you have to change a book radically if you are going to produce even a semi-interesting film

[Emosoragurl21]

Oh John... you should tour more often :D

[Ravenclaw797]

haha i want to know if he like...immediately awkwardly zipped it up?

[helloitsmleigh]

I'm so excited that John has a new book coming out in March 2012. Not only does that mean new book, but that means new book tour! Woot!

[marythenerdfighter12]

@helloitsmleigh March! I thought it was May! Yay! It's even earlier than I thought it would be! :)

[oreosnmilk29]

try a mirror

but i dont know

[Carliekinz]

I mean seriously, come on.

[SecretNerd12]

people always obsess with hank but i like john more :)

[toshiba4171]

@SecretNerd12 No, they're equally awesome.

[werewolfwithwings]

RYE-mo! It's pronounced NAH-NOH-RYE-MOH! JEEZ, John! Get it right! XP

PS You really should do NaNo, because it is awesome and really not all that hard.

[IanDavidWay]

@werewolfwithwings it took John 3 years to write The Fault In Our Stars, do you honestly believe he can write something he is proud of in 1/36th of that time? Granted, theres no editing in NaNoWriMo, but I can't actually manage to write 3,000 words every day, so I don't think its that unreasonable he can't either xD

Then again, I could be just underestimating him.

[immmiful]

please can you please come to birmingham in England please? it'll be like alabama, only, colder and people have different accents...

[RPHSNerdyfun311]

I would Hate to be the people to sleep under your hotel rooms because when ever you guys are in a hotel you are almost always making loud -I-am-doing-a-happy-dance-wher­e-I-stomp-my feet-over-and-over-again.. But then we would be sharing a hotel and that would be nerdtastic.

[hazworther]

But can you do the happy dance across 18 different state lines?

[ADDawning]

you didn't do the dance in 18 different states ON CAMERA!

[prettyblueyes543261]

DFTBA

[superstorm16]

holy crap i have the top comment!!!

[singlexfilexisxlove]

"I guess I am just ONE FUNNY GUY!"

[LMNOP1214]

mirror, john... mirror...

[eviethebunny]

D: I want you to come to my school!

[MegaOLIVIA1969]

I don't think you are a gaint teddy bear just a cuddily and maybe somewhat warm one. Go Nerdfighters!

[EmoYaoiFangirl]

THE MANGA SHELF!! AHAHA! >:DDD

[cmccrzy]

I really, really like the opening bookcase background.

[HarryPotterIsLife109]

Did anyone notice that there was a leopard print suitcase with flowers on it behind him??

[theuntaughteacher]

@HarryPotterIsLife109

i thought it was a sofa

[KittnzNChz]

@HarryPotterIsLife109 i was under the impression that was the back of his chair

[LoverOfBeatles16]

I now watch so much John Green, I read things in his voice

[BobofWOGGLE]

@LoverOfBeatles16 oh GOD, you got me doing it to!

[MewSumomo1]

@LoverOfBeatles16 I read Dumbledore and Gandalf in Hank's voice... I'm glad I'm not the only one.

[SemisonicNerdfighter]

@LoverOfBeatles16 You are not alone my friend

[obiwonkrstobi]

@LoverOfBeatles16

Ditto

[DarkenedYeastExtract]

@LoverOfBeatles16 Teach me your witch-like secrets!

[MelinGrata]

I feel like Hank laughed so, so hard when John told that story about his zipper.

[jazlyn777]

You were speaking at a high school...and an article of clothing was partially coming off....and you didn't strip for Alaska??? *headdesk*

[lookitten24]

If WalMart will sell Twilight, why the frigg will they not sell your books.

walmart is stupid.

[Handitar]

The walls are horribly stripey.

[mollified5]

You are way more AWESOMER than James Patterson.... just saying

[oogallecta]

Out-of-focus john is out of focus.

[avramova89]

Man, I just love your posture..sooo funny

[allthingspurple21]

go to the miror if u want a pic of ur camcorder :)

[KahiFanyTaemin4ever]

"So I'm definitely going to do NaDAAWYBMo and I'm going to try to do NaFAROYBIMSCOM and I apologise in advance that it's going to be totally impossible to do NaNoWriMo."

Possibly the best sentence on the internet.

[iammehowru]

'Planes are for staying in!'

[TopHatKidd]

Thumbs up if you noticed there's no 3:56!

[wakko1221]

u need zipper- lock like on those ziplock commercials. It;supposedly promotes freshness.

[AliceLaceyFaye]

The Unzipped Zipper of...my sweatpants? haha:P

[AxLackxOfxColor]

Pink hotel room and leopard chair

[gelingelingx]

I'm so sorry for you :/ The zipper situation is very unpleasant.

[taraseguin]

No! James Patterson!  If I can read a 300 page novel in 4 hours, that book stinks.

[CharmyGirl5]

0:05 OMG I SEE MANGA!!!! YAY!!! i wasn't going o ad, thsi but i jus watched the ad video from you guys. OS i looked at the last minute to see the comercial adn thought you watned to know:

Introducign teh belief project: US celluar

[CharmyGirl5]

0:05 OMG I SEE MANGA!!!! YAY!!!

[toskoramone]

i agree with john, miners shouldn't ever skydive, they should just stay in their mines. oh wait.

[toskoramone]

i liked it when vlogbrothers videos had intros

[gawmovies]

the unzipped zip... of my trousers.

[26Staples]

there's this thing called a mirror...

[xoamrc]

get new pants

[tacobitch123]

what if you jump out of a helicopter???

[JenB692]

i spy a manga section behind your back :D

[oxapplesauce]

Come to Seattle again we miss you!

[sheeplover24]

John said the L-word :)

[ClocksInMyPlace]

Aww, I completely feel with John on the unzipped zipper. It's still hilarious to hear him tell about it though. :P

[beckyboo1001]

Oh John, you are mistaken by the teddy bear comment! Teddy bears are some of the select few objects that get more adorable and snuggly and cuddly when their size is increased! To a certain extent of course, no-one wants a vast race of colossal teddy bears taking over their bedroom. Or the world for that matter, but thats another story. Anyway. I think that commenter (not sure if that's a word) just meant you are simply adorable. I think its your amazingly fluffy hair. So fluffy...

[drakeblood4]

I got to this video directly from the VlogBrothers "Worlds Largest Balls" video. I'm amazed at how suspicious looking I can make my browsers history using only vlog brothers videos.

[EPICbenfolds]

JOHN PLEASE COME TO MY SCHOOL!

[jack16895]

I wanna go to Seattle just for the public library! that thing looks awesome!

[odddialect]

@jack16895 It is a lovely place to be.

[PieSpirit]

Even ignoring a mirror, couldn't you have used your webcam?

[breakidnwn]

Use a...mirror? Yes, yes, I'm genious!

[QueenOfTheAubergines]

natyoweebmo

[BrittanysMusicVideos]

GAAHHH. I despise All the King's Men.... we can't be bffs anymore, John.

[drakeblood4]

You'd need two mirrors to see the back of the camcorder.

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

"I don't think skydiving should be legal for anyone; it's crazy! You shouldn't jump out of a plane; planes are for staying in!" Amen, dude! If a person has the great misfortune of having TWO nonfunctioning parachutes . . . yeah. Let's just say that there are cheaper ways of flirting with Death. . . .

[abrainyoreo]

John I have a solution for your camera problem, even though its over a year old: FILM A MIRROR :) Use your nerd powers!

Sincerely,

abrainyoreo

[imphlatround]

oooooohhh so THATS what that building was! i stayed in the hotel that was the building sitting there looking far less impressive than the library itself!!

[livecleanandprosper]

"Please God, don't turn John Green into James Patterson. Just... I'm sure he is a great guy... but please."

[LROB1997]

a mirror

[SilverfangMeteorxGin]

"How am I supposed to take a picture of the cam corder with the camcorder"

You should have used a mirror... Oh well to late haha

[catratfatcat]

So I just realized that it would be kind of funny now that John has gone on This mad rant about his Zipper to meet him in the real World and point out That his zipper is unzipped :)

[SirTeeGeeEss]

'Planes are for staying in'

Agreed.

[TheWarnerSister]

Yay! Finally another person who yells DANGIT! when they're angry! :D

[xhado123]

Manga in the background!

[superstorm16]

a mirror!!! you can take a picture of the camcorder, using the camcorder with a mirror!!! i feel so proud of myself.

[mlrtmn]

@superstorm16 hey we are in a punctual recension just use the punctuations you need

[thegirlofthelibrary]

@superstorm16 that idea is awsome

[iEmmazing]

naforobinscum <- LOL!

[Eddieost0309]

lolz wuth the camera

[longarm12003]

@TheNinjasaur I know right.

[IsoleChamber]

go back to seattle please

[DeanOfBloons]

Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.

[InsertGoodUsername1]

@DeanOfBloons You can go..

[DeanOfBloons]

@InsertGoodUsername1 lol, I'll never leave ;)

[greengirllover]

@DeanOfBloons LOL

[ferngirltlc]

Oh man! Everyone's nightmare!

[SabreMaiden]

WTF. SEATTLE LIBRARY. WTTFFFFFF.......(udge). Why can't I have a library like that, John? Why isn't the world FAIR anymore??

[IsoleChamber]

@SabreMaiden its actually a really nice library. the inside is super red in some parts, like theres this hall way thats just red every where and theres an elevator thats yellow and they have an escalator and...yeah its a real nice looking library

[SabreMaiden]

xD I love the quality of this vid paired with John's excitement over his new camcorder...also, it's NoNoWRIIIIIIIIEEMo. You said "wree".

[mohsin19999995]

why does he keep saying hank this and hank that. wdf

[xXDarkness101Xx]

that hotel room in the begginnning looks like a place emilie autumn would stay!

[alexisball1]

YOU SHOULD COME TO EUGENE.

[jayjjj3]

Its called a mirror John.

[marquiejo13]

@lillykitty96 actually the book ruined the book Twilight...

[gawmovies]

@marquiejo13 nothing ruined the book twilight, everone hates it because the film is shit.

[dystopianite12]

@gawmovies False. I read four of the books , so I can testify: They're crap.

[lillykitty96]

they did manage to ruin a book with a movei though...ever heard of twilight?

[LoveMusic814]

@lillykitty96 It wasn't that great to start off with ;P Lol

[OhCariad]

It's called a mirror, John. A mirror.

[ducttapechik]

Use a mirror to view the camcorder...

[artstudent18]

"and I can't get my books in walmart cuz I'm too dirtyyy" lawlz

[SpaceKace01]

2 months ago, i was in Seattle, and my hotel overlooked that building

You cannot possibly grasp how excited this makes me. :)

[missnutmeg95]

@SpaceKace01 I WAS JUST THINKING THE SAME THING. woah!

[gottalovedamon]

well, john even if your zipper wasnt down your still the funniest man everr! Marry me? Oh, shucks, your already married....lucky girl......

[cindyluvsdemselandjb]

ahah maybe u need to get new pants, john.

[Dirtboy101]

Haha, "Either this wall paper goes, or I do..."

[sacredfem]

Planes are for staying in!! Hahahahahahahahaha. Approved.

[sarathoughtonnothing]

use a mirror to take a picture of the camcorder useing the camcorder

[fearspork]

skydiving is awesome amd by the way your more likly to die in an elevator accident!!!!

[73Sk3tCh37]

JAMES PATTERSON!!!

verily awsomesauceness

[mollyherondelaney]

use a mirror to show us the camcorder!

[failcheeseOwo]

use a mirror to show us your camcorder

[StayyFlyyMeg]

im sorry, i havent been watching him this long, but what the hell is a "Nerd-Fighter"?

[LoveIsFake2127]

@StayyFlyyMeg you can go to their website nerdfighters.ning.com



[AnaBanana60]

@StayyFlyyMeg Look at their FAQ video. It explains stuff.

[RHCProckmyfaceoff]

what a great chair

[yukimursanada]

bit . ly/jerku

[Kangakool]

For one thing, James Patterson books have decent "in your pants" potential.

[nuuhkusakura]

I think it's totally bossible to ruin a book with a movie. Spiderwick chronicles... Five great books, with amazing illustrations, but one terrible wrong movie. But then again they radically changed everything about the books.

[angie22d]

Walmart jsut sells their limited supply of books at a cheeper price than, say Borders. Although, Borders is still amazing.

[scientologywtf]

John they meant giant as in super tall not fat. <3

[oyeboy94]

Manga in the back at the beginning =D

[pikachubud]

HUG TO YOU, JOHN!

[Ikaruszaki]

Oooo I was to Seattle Public! There's a cool wooden floor with all kinds of greetings in different languages carved into it... I can't remember if I found Hungarian though

[Metrickster]

i hate James Patterson... so much.