I never made love to Toshiro Mifune Or had his numchucks in my mouth I've never defeated a cruel feudal ruler That is why my sword points south To hear the words drip from your mouth I would only fuck a Ninja Well, I. M. Ninja He is Ninja She is Ninja, too I. M. Ninja We are Ninja And I believe that you are Ninja, too Ah-ooh ah-ooh I am Shaolin, and I'm prowlin' in the trees Don't make a sound Drunken master, fighting faster Now let's kiss with tongues and freak out honorably
this actually sounds alright. the mouse voice on the AAN movies makes you wonna rip his throat out and drag it along the pavement and stomp on it and let it get run over by a bus filled with overweight german tourists carrying five crates of beer each.
And then give I'd give it back to the singer again
I'm pretty sure he was drunk and high but that's beside the sexy point. Their full length record is finally available on iTunes. THE NEU TICKLES ARE HERE!
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved
hey man, do you still have the rest of the show?
j2n 2 weeks ago
the song can be better with out the vulgarity. Sometimes vulgarity helps improve a song and make it funnier but it just felt forced in this case.
DrButtermaker 3 months ago
@DrButtermaker I'm talking about 0:43
DrButtermaker 3 months ago
thats why marijuana is illegal
killerlollypops 6 months ago 3
ohhh. ninja... i thought it was Friedrich Nietzsche
forrestp14 8 months ago
i believe im a ninja here let me go fight a bear
antimas1020 9 months ago
skyhawk431 11 months ago
...
crazypiemaster 1 year ago
I eat swords and make love to cadavers.
AquaMizzle 1 year ago 2
Nunchucks in my mouth
Verazze 1 year ago
ever weird...
codeyp52 1 year ago
can someone message me the whole lyrics of this song? i wanna play it for youtube since i already know the chords
bzpowerkid 1 year ago
@bzpowerkid they are very clear!
3asem3emad 3 months ago
chords anyone :S? this would be a sick song to cover!
UkuleleFraser 1 year ago
Awesome, hilarious and catchy@!!! I think it's more grammatical though to say "I will fK ONLY a ninja" instead of "I will ONLY fK a ninja." LOL.
mysummerdreamin30 1 year ago
F*ck a ninja?!?!? LOL
ashowiscool 1 year ago 3
they should go on tour with GWAR lol
axelgarcia1 1 year ago
i hate that song
stickdude1001 1 year ago
UKALALI!!!!!!!!!
Nightshada2 1 year ago
LMFAO
I got sent this yesterday and died laughing
DieKolkrabe 2 years ago
@DieKolkrabe Like a Boss?
scottn8 1 year ago
please do not say sweares
stickdude1001 1 year ago
hahaha
this goes on my WOW OH OH!
list!
he is ninja
i am ninja!!!!
takisfuego100 2 years ago 2
LMAO nice comedic song....
Well, I. M. Ninja!
He is Ninja!
She is Ninja, too!
I. M. Ninja!
We are Ninja!
And I believe that you are Ninja, too!
darthchucho 2 years ago 3
LOL!
I AM NINJA :D
bloodalchemist88 2 years ago 2
WTF?
TheGreatGreyWolf 2 years ago 3
awesome man
goreziad 2 years ago 2
yeah!!! my new favorite band...thatt rocks.... i am ninja too!!
SmartAssMasochists 2 years ago 4
what was the lead singer playing
jjoorrddaann3 2 years ago
ukelele
narutoboy2010 2 years ago
It's a ukulele from Germany called a Uke Stick!
brentlyheilbron 2 years ago
thats terrible! :[ im very disapointed
00nickdanger00 2 years ago
not too bad!
fr600270 2 years ago
1:25 kinda in sync and it sounded pretty cool to me
Harpuiaa 3 years ago
I'm gonna ninja rip thier balls off! in the dark of course!!
omgbiznatch 3 years ago 3
they cannot sing, but its a really funny song
Demittus 3 years ago
Wow, they sound rather rough live.
Shalebridge 3 years ago 2
lol, have his num-chucks in my mouth...hahahahaha
emosushi3 3 years ago 2
lol naruto shuld love this
lordnarutokun 3 years ago 5
IM A NINJA!
RGT14 3 years ago
I laughed my ass off when they were like I'd Only Fuck A Ninja LOL 111!!!one
XiaoLinLong 3 years ago 2
-twitch-..w..wow..
I AM NINJA HEAR ME ROAR.
HAHA.
Emily53 3 years ago 2
i thought they... were better. ("..." is a ninja term. see ask a ninja "ninjanglish")
kardasdragon 3 years ago
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cancer to every one of them.
slow and painful cancer.
theQiwiMan 3 years ago
Woo! I AM NINJA!
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TubeMaster2700 3 years ago
OMG AWESOME!
BigWillies101 3 years ago 2
I AM A NINJA! They arent great singer but thats what makes this song so great.
YTPmaker1 3 years ago 2
i am ninja he is ninja she is ninja too. i am ninja we are ninja~
XiaoNoodles 3 years ago 23
But I believe that you are ninja too!
ACDCfloyd 3 years ago 26
Ah-ooh ah-ooh! Ah-ooh ah-ooh!
DinoMartini 3 years ago 4
I am shoulin, and i'm prowlin
Pringlesman 2 years ago 4
We ninja are such pimps :D
IamTheS 3 years ago 4
so are shinobi's
muffinshinobi92 3 years ago
Of course. Ninja and shinobi are interchangeable terms :p
IamTheS 3 years ago 5
I love how everyone's like "wah wah song about ninja!" Hell is it. It's about getting laid! ;)
CymroFinnegan 3 years ago 3
this actually sounds alright. the mouse voice on the AAN movies makes you wonna rip his throat out and drag it along the pavement and stomp on it and let it get run over by a bus filled with overweight german tourists carrying five crates of beer each.
And then give I'd give it back to the singer again
MagicHandedAlex 3 years ago
Iam a ninja she is a ninja!! Song cool! but then the ask a ninja a question songs more clear
Tantago 3 years ago
∑(oAo);
ampersand2006 3 years ago
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That's gay 0-0
XxInoYamanakaxX 3 years ago
O_o
Wedelaz 3 years ago
nooooooo, it's like finding angry women attractive, like fire! fire!(beavis)
i still like how he's all ...WELL I AM NINJA!!!
CrusaderGundam 3 years ago
what the hell kind of instrument is he playing
specialized182 4 years ago
looks like it's the headstock of a guitar, flipped around and strung like a mini guitar or ukelele? but that's just a guess.
warmfuzzy 3 years ago
is it a mandoline?
njitram00000 3 years ago
its a Risa uke stick
Dswiz 3 years ago
That's exactly what it is.
brentlyheilbron 3 years ago
NINJA!!!!!!!!!!
pokemon213 4 years ago
damn she is sexy when she swears
CrusaderGundam 4 years ago
Ahhh i cant find tabs anywherrrre
flashtimeonline 4 years ago
lol my favorite part is the chorus
bub156 4 years ago
could someone please tab this song!!!!
EliasKent 4 years ago
I like the lyrics, but the all SUCK!
xacadiax 4 years ago
You know, my favorite bit is that long pause after she goes "I will only... **** a ninja"...
...and then he starts screaming "I am ninja, he is ninja, she is ninja too!"
SpaceKGreen 4 years ago
Looks a bit like he is playing a Guitar Hero controller :D.
flashtimeonline 4 years ago
*waves*
krazycat1233 4 years ago
wahaha i'll only fuck a ninja and he's singing basically everyone is ninja. fuck everyone lol.
jude4312 4 years ago
that guy is so drunk but still a good song
KyuubiUchiha1 4 years ago
the wole band is drunk
mercurygrandmarquis1 4 years ago
O_o the whole band
KyuubiUchiha1 4 years ago
yeah,, guy. even the drums. not the drummer. the drums. drunk. like a fish.
ie1018 4 years ago
woah thats crazy
KyuubiUchiha1 4 years ago
BWAHAHAHA
I am ninja, he is ninja, she is ninja, we are ninja too! I can't stop singing!
nahjos 4 years ago
drunk as a skunk
isveryniceyes 4 years ago 5
its like my name is earl, without the fat guy.
qiddas 4 years ago 2
randy? rofl
SeijiiNakamaru 4 years ago
heh heh. yeah, randy's the fat guy.
ie1018 4 years ago
I love this video :)
flashtimeonline 4 years ago
I'm pretty sure he was drunk and high but that's beside the sexy point. Their full length record is finally available on iTunes. THE NEU TICKLES ARE HERE!
brentlyheilbron 4 years ago
It's pretty vulgar, but I still like it!
FuckdaFish 4 years ago
its a great song love it
wwwlllsssjjj 4 years ago
no i hink he was so high that he ot fuck by a gay ninja and he started sing well i am ninja .....
ssjgoku39 4 years ago
Or drunk when he wrote it
lordofwrath88 4 years ago
I think that is his status all the time. Kinda like Snoop Dogg or Willie are with drugs
SenseiSpongebob 4 years ago 2
I think he was drunk when he sung that song.
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SMAH1989 4 years ago
The NeuTickles will have an album available on iTunes soon. I heard it's 3 or 4 weeks away.
mimivinyl 4 years ago
great!!! ^o^
randalcillu 4 years ago
I am Ninja is already available on iTunes :D
gesiwuj 4 years ago
his sword points a south lol =P
chaosfood 4 years ago
the one with that tambourine thing is pretty hot
FlamerK6 4 years ago
I AM NINJA!!!
gabyallufix 4 years ago
where can u download this from?
HUMBUGSCARAMU 4 years ago
iTunes, at least the song. Not sure about the video
gypsyball 4 years ago
my brother is obccesed with this song
ForeignHottie 4 years ago
Wow. Uncensored version.
Fyrmer 4 years ago
This band rocks! I M Ninja!! Cant get enough of this song.
sofafree 4 years ago
YEAH!
tomskateboards 5 years ago
such a random song such a random band, somewhat funny... i applaud this band for the creativeness.
joemister555 5 years ago
This song rocks, as I am a Ninja. Bob the Ninja to be exact.
roxyloonatic 5 years ago
XD that song is funny!
pinksugar55 5 years ago
It's always nice to see/hear a band that don't take themselves seriously.
It's even better when people don't get that their not taking themselves seriously.
Thanks for posting this.
TheKevolution 5 years ago
I want to post the entire concert when I get some time to do it ;)
randalcillu 5 years ago
OOO, do it! You rock!
mimivinyl 5 years ago
this is so sad...
KagetoraMasaru 5 years ago
woah
PongoPower 5 years ago
What a fags
xXMcDaddy 5 years ago
Jeez, you talk about a band that is still stuck in the 60s and 70s
SIW 5 years ago
IMO some bands from the 60s and 70s are a trillion times better than most of todays crap(I'm looking at you, emo!)
frylock2314 5 years ago
Ugh. You're sickening.
yourundeadlover 5 years ago
anyone knows where i can download this song?
Shinobido 5 years ago
It's available on iTunes now!
The guy that wrote it and sings it with the Neu Tickles, Brently Heilbron, just put out a comedy record you can download there too. Check it out!
brentlyheilbron 4 years ago
If you don't love ninjas, you're already dead. Especially if you don't love the ninja that this song honours!!! -_o
Shalkar 5 years ago
i loves Mimi
starrynazz 5 years ago
k cosas mas raras cuelgas,jaaaaa
Y una partidilla de rol de las tuyas, ehh????
mislilith 5 years ago