HOW TO SCORE WITH TWO CHICKS

[mystikissler]

Danny, I'm sitting here whatching you and wondering how to get my husband to come in from the shop. It's 1:47am. How do you get a guy to spend more time with his spouse and less time with his CAR? Love ya:-)

[xXTheWarden]

ill have what hes having...

[SuperNeonYellow]

I love you.......r singing oooh la la la la la la ka la oooo lala

[theodoro89]

I will fail my exams because of you!!!

[cutegirl1625]

haha u r hilarious but GAY

[jimbotsloth]

he knows dual induction o:

[smallfryrocks1024]

fuck YOU

[smallfryrocks1024]

you should try to make a video on master bating

[iamPERFECT33]

Hello Danny, I really like this guy in my class and I don't know if he likes me can you make a video on how to know if a guy likes you!??! Please!! I Would love that!

[iluvmmsiu]

@CandyVEVO1 - i agree!!!!

[KierstenSays]

This is my fantastic comment. Embrace in the inspiration!

[Blooperishdude]

3:40 I started to crack up. Man this guy is HILARIOUS!!!! And random.

[MASTER1LINK]

danny talks from experience... and the ending... show of love <3 :D

[TheMrHashmaster]

i pissed at the end

[fofoberry91199]

go to the end i swear this guy is a freak

[Nobbel87]

Damn it Danny why did you share the secret! Why?!

[Inf3rn0BK]

pres 4 continuisly ^^^ XD lool

[TadpolesRule]

3:25-340 Soooooo true. 

[MikuHatsune3331]

someone should make a ringtone out of the ending XD

[chacho7321]

Damn funny as fuck

Kinda reminded me of Jim Carey

[Glen3885]

i enjoyed every video of urs makes my day keep it up.

[zikygamer]

Pee pee poo poo la la la

Pee pee poo la la

[TheBober52]

Best ending ever

[TheJimmykool100]

Lollll

[TripleRchik]

i absolutely LOVE that koala picture that is in the backround of almost all your vids!!

[YahikoToBouri]

EPIC ENDING

[bassmaster2510]

The ending made me piss myself! Hahahahah

[omg13lover]

I turn down massage....

[Falpett]

Hey Danny! I like this guy in my class but I don't know if he likes me? How do I figure out if he does like me?

[TheCowGoesRawrrr]

Omg im dying loool

[pocketman778]

Best ending EVER how can one guy be so funny? Haha

[guitarman0424]

Omg the ending was too fuckingggg funny haHahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[Muffin8ter99]

I love the end lol rotf lmao

[MikuHatsune3331]

3:40 *DYING* XD

[crazedelites]

Omg I -3 I Danny :D don't EVAR stop making ur videos :DDDD

[bllblnt7]

danny,  do a video on zombies

[Lfan1990]

the ending...

THE ENDING!

Priceless XD

I died laughing XD

[massacre559]

Reminds me a little of Jim Carey

[squirt51612]

I have a hot girl in my class

How do I pick her up for a date

[jennmarshall16]

I have watched like 20 of his videos, and i can't decide whether he is crazy, funny, or just a dick..

[CymonBlackfire]

ok, two...

how bout seven?

[HXRA55ASS1N]

Do a video making your own language

[allancridland]

LMFAO This is by far the funniest guy i have heard in ages! instant subscribe..

[sarahstevefrench]

makes my fuckin day!!

[HELLBROTHER888]

FUCK YOU

[Cheezelover100]

koala! xD

[kalledenonde14]

3:41

[kalledenonde14]

The song in the end... where can i download it?

[fkumer84]

you got a T-shirt on??!?! what heappened?

[HHH1997]

omg ur so funny

[ImJowden]

"Al i can say is ... congratulations. You've matured."

Danny, i love you <3

[MWAHLOVESYOUH]

You will always be funny danny!!!

[MWAHLOVESYOUH]

I laughed so hard at the end

[violetgirlrocks2]

why'd you teach that to my boyfriend now hes cheating on me with my bff!!

[carloslvr1]

I want the last 20secs as a rington

[MsGuitarheroaddict]

Im laughing so much from the end im crying XD

[Nati1990ism]

jajajajjajajajaja that waz funny!!!!

[Markeryy157]

Who says you aren't funny?!?! That was hilarious lol!

[xXtrappedndaligtXx]

omg the ending i almost pissed myself >.<

[mistafuZZyfuzz]

@xXtrappedndaligtXx lol same xD

[xXtrappedndaligtXx]

@mistafuZZyfuzz lmao

[Hauntedprism]

theres 2 chicks that i like but one pretty but antisocial and z other i hot but smarter than me which do i choose?

[MrTechBlogger]

@Hauntedprism whichever u can jerk off to

[AnimalisticBehaviorX]

Jim Carey incarnated. :D

[andre999barata]

press 4

[zoryada]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, DANNY!!!!!!! ITS INCREDIBLE!!! U R SO TALANTED! R U PROFESSIONAL ARTIST HONEY???? THX A LOT! U MADE ME SO LAUGHING! OH MY GOD! I LIKE U VERY MUCH!!!

[AlyciaMontana]

omg, the ending. -dies-

[whatevafield]

I would've loved if someone had waled in on him in the end...

[kittykatt827]

Danny?Have you ever thought of having ringtones or a CD or something of that nature?

[clairebabe231]

3:40 to 4:00 oomg xDDD I LAUGHED SO FRIGGIN HARD I LOVE YOU DANNY !

[CandyVEVO1]

Danny, please make a video of how to get rid of an annoying sibling please!!!

[CandyVEVO1]

LOL THE LAST PART WAS SOOO FUNNY!!!!

[mariahchili111]

Will u marry me? I just want u around to entertain me... Thanx :)

[MRjayjones101]

Danny I watch your vide and I CANT stop laughing can you do a hilarious video about animal sex?!? Thanks -Joey of Illinois-

[MegaJaz17]

hahaha omg so funny realss my stress in school danny...lol

[linapeeva]

This is your best video ever.

[Jonnyskyman]

Danny sayin shinoevil fail

[Gmaino99]

i tried that and... it... worked...

AWESOME!

[Digityjardog]

Heh. I already got a very nice blowjob. All I need is my one sweet ass girl.

[kmkgirlie420]

omg! I love all ur videos! ur funny as hell!

[MrHARRICHA]

The last 10 seconds proper freaked me out !!! Lol

[humphries3ooo]

I wanna bang my gf but i dont know how to get her into bed help

[99hellokittykat]

Haha the end was sooooo funny

[kayleighcamper]

Omg I loved that bit at the end!!! LOLOL!! xD

[xxemir89xx]

You need a real show with

[PrettyBlue222]

Hey Danny:) My friend Chloe and I are huge fans of your over here in Australia! We laugh at you jokes all the time! Hope you can make a video with this comment on there, it would be the most amazing thing ever!

[WwRICHboymM]

Do a video about how to make a saspiriraat with a derterhugo!!!!!!

[PunkxMiz]

the ending tho <3 you're amazing :F

[zeljko0cro]

jim carrey copy! :D

[KakashiHatake2121]

Make a video about how lesbians can score with straight chicks...

[JimTrivial]

holy shit i saw this video before, HOW HAVE I NOT APPRECIATED THIS GIFT?!

[TheMuhatir]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­.......

[LetItBurnnnn]

Good Luck getting me to mature.

[animetogo119]

the one time he wears a shirt...its on his head xD

[MrJayman21]

for the 1st time,he actually tried to comb his hair

[SuperMonkey9991]

and coked out of your head xD

[ThePehlam123]

holy shit this is great

make a video about cornbread

[cndwilly]

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[conroyale1]

55 people didnt like the koala in the background

[skiidud99]

Danny! Do a video on Video Games please!! Btw You are great!

[apocalips173]

3:42 is the best part

[alwaysthesamedream]

is that song in the end the one billy sings in Love Actually? the 'love/xmas/ is all around you"?

[alwaysthesamedream]

I don't know if you read twitter @replies so I'll repeat my request for video on Eurovision! thanks

[TheDejanche84]

full



[DEKIDJT]

lol the koala in the background XDDD

[FatPumPumLovah]

lolol

[1LatijnBTV]

you acting like sxephil -.-

[Molecular99]

"Figure which one doesn't want to do it" makes a lot of sense but what if they both don't? (Which is more likely)

[HarmzyBoy]

Is it me or does he remind you of "Bruce Almighty"

[squirrelduckponyant]

Bahahaha. Best ending to a video in a long time. I laughed so much a little bit of pee came out.

[ilikeyourafro]

why everyone says cheese as a random thing..O_o

[BBoyBigSnake]

koala

[icepac2010]

i live in serbia but i did never saw a serbian person who would talk like you :)

[LAZYTURTLE92]

LOVE THE ENDING!!! And anyone who says he;s not funny is just plain STUPID!!!!

[shaunchildren]

at first its like WHAT!! but then you start to laugh ...you cant really help it..

love the ending brilliant

[shaunchildren]

at first its like WHAT!! but then you start to laugh ...you cant really help it..

[FrEsKu671]

beepity oooh lalla!

[ZethShuffler]

Alright...which one of you pricks is saying this isnt funny anymore...im 15 and this shit is still funny as hell

[imawsome562]

why im awsome

[TAYLOR8107]

fucking genius!!!

[bila009]

bah u esti mai prost decat mircea badea de la noi....sa-mi bag pula

[cordadorsalis]

ill take 2 of whatever he had

[BbysShh17]

i wish u were my sex ed teacher in high school, that would have made that class more interesting

[NetherNaught]

ummm..just wow...

[wysowe]

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[IalreadyWON18]

funny so was the end but at 3:50 it sounded great

[BeundCe]

Can u speak a little bit german? ;D i don´t understand everything, but you´re so great.. ;D It will be very interesting, to hear You speaking german! ;D

[amiliana123]

maybe not



[amiliana123]

your kinda sexy danny

[SeriusAnarchy]

Rooooooofl lamo at end

[iL0veSurvivor]

We luv u 2 Danny ! <3

[ThorsellMarcus]

1:30  1:45 2:00 and 3:40 are my favoruite parts OMFG!!!

[halloween1oo1]

up the but

[brujaguz]

This is very funny dude but seriously.. you studied a lot the hilarious facial expresions and actions of Jim Carrey, and even the way he talks... good imitations I must say, I have to give you some credit: great performing!

[Rawrisons97]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! My dog keeps pissing on the boys I bring home, how ze h e double hockeysticks do I get him to stop?

[wadesmit]

Wow, I wonder how people find this funny.

[Stefan9519]

Danny you´ll still hilarious and you´ll always be !

[RBVJ]

@ boredgirl701 omg!!!!! me 2!!!!! except i choked on a chip...

[iluvladygaga937]

Hey Danny! Could you do 1 about emo hair? I'm trying to get my hair like that.

[The92Sniper]

Hi Danny, i was wondering if you can make a video about how to have confident talking to girls that you don't know (Strangers) ?? Thanks

[julio18666]

Hahahahaha yu should make a video about aliens!!

[sweetkissonyourlips]

i almost died of laughter .....how can u be so funny?

u are oficially the second most funny person after jum carrey i have ever watched in my life!

[sweetkissonyourlips]

the next jum carrey!

[gweetastic]

what are you smoking? i freaking want some

[boredgirl701]

3:42 i almost blew a vain in my head from trying not to laugh cus my dads asleep in the next room

[ikke3wie3anders3]

hey danny , i will leave a fantastic comment for u : FANTASTIC COMMENT

[StevoAndAoifeStudios]

beeebbeeeediii oolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[carolineteixeira1804]

god, you're just great

[gabbeslabbe]

you are the dumbest, funniest, motherfucker Ive ever seen.

[cndwilly]

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[Monsolol]

@gabbeslabbe

He has graduated law school. Whos the dumb one now?

[gabbeslabbe]

@Monsolol facepalm.jpg

[battles9]

Danny as i have said only 1ns before a mature mind it a dead mind by the way this is a fantastic comment please do a show on paintball

[FreeNomad88]

he always seems high when he makes these vids..

[magic666z]

Baal is a Northwest Semitic title and honorific meaning "master" or "lord" that is used for various gods who were patrons of cities in the Levant, cognate to Akkadian Belu. A Baalist or Baalite means a worshipper of Baal.

[monoclebarbie]

the ending killed me

[JaZfrog]

OMG I almost choked laughing at that bit xD

[supbro16]

66699  viewer ;) wOOW

[antinos90]

hey Danny make a video how to make shy girls love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CommanderChipmunk]

BA BEEDEE BEEDEE OO LALA!! x6

[erdal0]

hes like a borat but more retarded and lil gay

[MuffinzTopz]

I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard at the end part..!(;

[traggant]

dude your not the the least bit wrong

[hemo1001]

i was like WTF!!! in the end..... WTF

[tehmightylion1]

Had to Watch the Ending 4 times. So funny LMAO ! I never want to mature. Stop it Happening Danny, PLEASE!!! :'(

[Jedimonkey01]

Dude..i love how fucken hilarious this crazy basturd is! he will never be NOT funny :D

[rodneyginokc]

your video is massive fail dude.

[xxSCYTHE69xx]

@rodneyginokc get a dog up ya

[adio4ever22]

ROFLSAURES

[SuperJakefish]

Danny if a gay man is terned on to me but i have a girl friend howndo i get him off my back?

[slipperylovedolphin]

lol KOALA FTW (on the wall behind him)

[MrNoahsark7]

@changbot12 don't sh*t from your mouth

[RickyFLO95]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

Yes one of the best YouTube videos

Now jus do a vid bout weed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

That would be the number one YouTube vid

[SOURSHOX]

dude ur fucking hilarious