Cookies and Milk - Santa's Rant (Paul Parsons)

[ssn0651]

What an A hole .

[youngkmone24]

i get deer shit in my face and all i get is mutha fuckin milk and cookies

[crazey4wwe3]

Merry Goddamn Christmas Fuck you I Quit! that last line gets me everytime

[liltrizz100]

stana s o crazy

[ywluvtojam99]

Poor Santa!

[JesseJgonzalez86]

Oh oh and here's something you cock suckers is letters 3 billion got damn letters merry f***ing christmas FUCK you i quit! Lmfao

[JesseJgonzalez86]

This is funny ass shit!!!

[murphoff450]

how can 8 people not like this....No sense of humor

[Lisantx]

Sc292 time machaine dude I'm with you

[gtarz40ful]

maybe a shooter or a few lines of blow!

[bawz108]

Getting hit in the face with deer shit

[italianchickie77]

lmfao!

[missy1794]

"yeah that's a fucking fair trade" lol

[mickjja]

anyone know where i can get the audio from this?

[nurseholm]

@mickjja email it to your phone and save the audio to your phone is one way.

[SC292]

Fuckin dislikes!! U know what i want 4 Christmas? a time machine and 6 condoms

[TheChillybo43]

BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[iSkate7104]

6 people were Jews

[LoseTheHat67]

And You Sh*theads give me Cookies and MotherF*ckin Milk!!!!

haha halarious

[kyleischief]

3 billon fuckin letters

[uudjfkt]

Maybe a blowjob....god damn lol

[baseballplayer4cenla]

merrry god damn christmas fuck you i quit

[tanzam2]

lol

[RMCRonaldo7]

love this fucking video!!!!!

[ahonisko]

i loveee thiss

[OneTailedTerror1]

Hahahahaha!!!!!XD 300 years and Santa's still a virgin!!

How dare he badmouth cookies! Somewhere in the Naruto universe..........Gaara of the Desert is real pissed off right now.

[QNxVenom]

put on iTunes

[metallicaman153]

i got this in a foward text message last year!

[TRLOVE1618]

CTFU. . . .I GAVE YOU ALL KINDA SHIT AND ALL YOU GIVE ME IS COOKIES AND MOTHAFUCKEN MILK

[TJpolice2008s]

lmao

[tiffeyfresh27]

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA THIZ JOINT IZ SO FUUNI

[W0LFB0i]

FINE!!!! we'll give you milk and cookies instead of cookies and fuckin' milk

[W0LFB0i]

is there a downloadable audio for this

[angelofthorn]

lmao

[somechicfromphilly]

THIS SHIT IS SOOO FUCKIN' FUNNY!!! "VCR'S, VIDEO GAMES ALL KINDS OF SHIT AND YOU GIVE ME COOKIES AND GODDAMN MILK YEAH THAT'S A FUCKIN' FAIR TRADE"

[TeeTownSounds]

LOL!

"My wife won't FUCK."

[thoskins1995]

since he is constipated maby we should leave some choclate exlax an milk

[agubokwu]

I Hate cookies and milk I prefer Milk and cookies

[unmentionedmenace]

im 300 years old, my wife won't fuck, i've never been laid!! ahahahaha

[JMBFF1]

i love this Shit!!!!!1

[Brewersinsanity]

Why cuz my wife wont fuck im 300 years old and i have never been laid

[meanman90000]

Lol my ring tone durring the holidays and by the way your aunt likes to play with my nuts lol luv that ending

[imgointoprison]

Ha ha ha Santa dude if u wanna get laid get yo ass a hooker Im just sayin and yeah that is a pretty messed up trade sorry bro

[joselpz24]

i also feel sorry for the dude not being laid.

PYSCH and PATHETIC!!!!!

[joselpz24]

this really goes into my soul telling me to leave him some more cookies and milk.

[iminsaneful]

LOOL so the santa is tired that we give him cookies and milk haha lol :P

[fordfairlane662dr]

kinda sounds like charles manson voice..

[MCELVAINE6996]

thanks santa

[bigred42091]

That is fucking funny.

Deer shit hitting me in the face.

Stumbling over elves.

HA HA HA HA HA

[badboybaybay23]

@bigred42091 my wife wont fuck



[floydxfloyd]

this shit is funny as fuck! favorited

[gaskarthdreamer]

all they need in the backgroud is some little kid going FUCK YOU SANTA XP

[mikes7ke]

you mad

[12possible]

hahaha

[XxDrPsYcHoxX]

rofl pwn that ass santa!

[yanagurl91]

hahahhahahah!

[HBKandHHHisDX]

thats a fair fuckin trade LOL

[iiLuckyAzn]

LMFAO

[tripleh711]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

[Punksk8er900]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[legostorman]

some litle kid hears this theyr going to flip nice job ASSHOLE

[1234gooood]

this is how i love my santa

[AQWorldRagne]

GOTO HELL BITCH!

[BluntsTory]

hahahahahaha omg thats shit funny

[marcosbrazilian]

mothatfuckin cookies n GODDAMN milk LOL

[ptpman16]

Hell Yeah you go santa

[karokekid1992]

Cookies and milk. Motha fucking cookies and god damn milk...is that all you cock suckers can think to give me? I've bring you vcrs, videos games, all kind of shit, and you give me cookies and god damn milk? Yeah, that's a fucking fair trade. Ever think about a shooter? Some blow? Maybe a blow job? I ride around all fucking night, with deer shit hitting me in the face, I'm overweight, I'm constipated, And you shit heads give me cookies and mother fucking milk?!

[karokekid1992]

Then I have to go back to the god damn north pole and stumble over fucking elves! And hey, wanna know why we have elves? Cause we don't have kids! Why? My wife won't fuck! I'm 300 years old, never been laid, And oh, oh yeah, pardon me... There's something else you cock suckers give me, it's letters... 3 billion mother fucking letters! MERRY GOD DAMNED CHRISTMAS! AND FUCK YOU I QUIT!

[hovalLax20212]

thats funny!!!! o wait, i just fucking heard it!!! you dont need to type the whole fucking thing out again you douche!

[karokekid1992]

So, is this what you do all day...go around calling people douches, fags, and other names...just because you have a shitty life yourself? Either way, I don't give a fuck...I'm not going to argue with someone who has the brain size and IQ of a raisin...goodbye

[Kodi666Rocker]

hahahaha george carlin ftw!

[HugableHannahx3]

Hahahahahahahah!

Lmfaoo

[AbigsmartA]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thats funny.

[fatyoyo1]

haha u cock suckers give me god damn cookies and milk!

[henryb93]

bahahahaha this shits hilarious

[lossofthoughts6]

holy fuck, this shit is way too funny!!!

[cobhc732]

oh and by the way,your aunt likes to play with my nuts

lmfao

[R3DL3TT3RS6]

LOL i love this so funny

[vaati501]

this explains why he has many problems on christmas shows...he always has an excuse to where he doesnt have to go out that day...XD

[supersmashman2193]

classic!!

[104stawstaw]

My little cousin leaves out carrots and a brew.

[bluekisses07]

kick ass, i love it!

[Darkwingrocker]

I was eating cookies and milk as a joke and it almost came out my nose haha

[KatAang14]

hahaha[:

amazing.

[comedianmichaelmack]

That's comedian Pretty Paul Parsons doing Santa. He's awesome.

He's quite happy you put this together, dude.

Peace.

[kazuma846]

this was the shit

[bobyay23]

did i.........yea i pissed my pants