Ask A Ninja - Question 70 "OmniButt"

[LordDeathwing17]

i want my cyborg legs, cyborg legs, cyborg legs, i want my cyborg legs cyborg legs cyborg legs...

those are not good eatin'

[MMCheerChick]

Guess what...CHICKEN BUTT!

[ZombiiChris]

YESS!!!! I win her over with magic tricks <3 Thank God I'm a magician :) look me up, "Cards by Chris" on Facebook

[thedragonb0y]

This guy should be a school teacher.

If not he should be MY school teacher.

If not he should just be a Ninja.

[dcbandnerd]

Even ninjas feel the crippling grief that is Chicago Cubs fandom.

[Scottishrose316]

Mormon joke made my day.

[DarkBykerRebelMaster]

...just ask Will... (Y)

[poopawman]

being from chicago, the cubs or sox part was funny

[jdattaway]

wouldn't hit much if we didn't. lol.... Will You Lick My Butt??

[equinox627]

have you ever asked other ninjas to co-star on Ask A Ninja?

[Theredtail95]

Have you ever had to kill another ninja?

[Theredtail95]

Have ninjas ever been killed in the line of duty?

[jeffskid96]

Chicken Butt!!!! ROFL!!

[DarkDecade619]

EDUCATION!

[Laeryc]

Ok Ninja Council is not happy with you Stop giving out so many secrets...

[Konan2539]

wow i did not see that coming "guess what?" "chicken butt" XDDD

[BlackScream77]

Is there life out there?

..

not anymore

XDXDXDD

[HandyNL]

he knows the difference between the Netherlands and Holland?...win! o.o

[AlwaysRussian]

"...but [the mormons] like to be worn by multiple people." Knowing that they're polygamous, that answer is just genius :D

[jroweboy]

@AlwaysRussian Wow, good job getting your "facts" from like 200 years ago. -.-

[skigit1990]

the 10 people who diliked this were just killed by a ninja

[AnnoyingBird100]

EDUCATION!

[TheSatanwarrior]

@Slayerx1779 I thought I forgot a g. O well that doesnt make you not an idiot. JOYOFSATAN,COM

[UcantResistClicking0]

@TheSatanwarrior: Dude, just fuck off, no one likes you.

[KRENxOFxEVIL]

@TheSatanwarrior

You creap me out.

But I do not care what people belive in.

You can belive in god, the devil or even a sixteen legged arctic puppy beast from the seventh dimension.

As long as you are a good person that doesn't kill any life than your okay with me.

[spongenote]

You answered the questions too quickly this time!! D:

*Brain bleeds*

[UcantResistClicking0]

ProTip: Be very specific when asking The Ninja a question.

[RadiationSoap]

DELICIOUS! 

[nightslayer78]

wow they are all funny answers but it goes by waaaay too quick to really enjoy them.

[IchiqoKurosaki]

... without killing the guy she's dating?

"Didn't see that come"

"I didn't read that"

"Magic Tricks?"

 ^

my personal favorite. :D

[shinobikid14]

I think ninja just brought back "guess what? chicken butt."

[aresye]

Right now the best I can do is help you go out, permanently.

I couldn't stop laughing from that.

[razorfrikinpro]

what do you think your chances against one of the guys from yukuza 4 are?

[Crazzified]

Are you an elemental ninja like in 5 Element Ninjas?

[grando111]

Ahoy Matey! you dont show your face beacause you are afraid to scare the wenches ?harg harg harg!!

[TheSatanwarrior]

Do ninjas worship Satan? joyofsatan

[UcantResistClicking0]

@TheSatanwarrior: Worshipping Satan is the worst thing to do....I've seen your little website and honestly...It's a bit scary and shitty...Go rot in hell..Oh wait you may like that...Go eat some good icecream in Heaven..Yeah, take that asshole >:(

[TheSatanwarrior]

@UcantResistClicking0 Your maturity level is stagering.

[HPAnimeFreak]

In which Omni did he answer "How do you type with boxing gloves on?"

[disposableteenager]

Oh, I didn't read that part...? Magic trick?

[bluekittysk8er]

show nuf!!! love it!

[nawlinsboii95]

mmm thin mints

[Mastermind8908]

"..that one was especially dumb. Way to go.......(idiot)"

ROFL that one too :D

[Mastermind8908]

"How long will it take you to answer this question?.......DOOONE"

ROFL

[maxaslagolis]

HE SAID HE DIDNT HAVE ENOGH FREE TIME!!!BUT SEVERAL EPISODES AG O HES SAID THERE WAS NO TIME!

[codydh3]

guess what

CHICKEN BUTT.

so thats why they call it omnibutt

[icekold2007]

i just love the fact he ignores big-kev-sexyman's question entirely.

<3 irony <3

[SiriusMined]

Guess what?

CHICKEN BUTT!

What's amazing is that I said that as a joke to my wife about TEN YEARS AGO. She was stunned when I played this for her.

The Ninja must have been hiding in our place listening, and biding his time.......

[Kionsuu]

q- can you make an omni out of all of my ignored questions?

MARK ASKS A NINJJJJA!

[theyhavepeabrains]

@Kionsuu I laughed so hard at that.

[Reapocentrick]

roflmao, that was great

Q-"my teacher says that the age of the ninja is over, is that true?"

Ninja- "no, but i have heard that the age of your teacher is about to come to an end, and pretty darn soon"

[Chanceoftosala]

THE SHOGUN...OF HARLEM

[DuaneFarris54]

72 is mah fav number! HE TOTALLY WORE MAH FAV NUMBAH

[MusicMan53100]

ROFL! "He was so good htey named an insurance policy after him which is the highest honor any ninja can get... just ask Will..."

[Risch1997]

EDUCATION!

[TheRichardacosta]

4:03 'look just don't drive down the road!" LOLZ

[ahenmaxtae]

lol... what did he do, eat italy?!

[TheSovietX]

Death with attitude -ass slap-

fucking hilarious

[Funkster228]

Can someone tell me about Killington Way, I suppose it's a road in America where bad things happen?

[shadowburninggundam]

Balls?

[aliasonarcotics]

rofl "could you do an omnibus about my ignored questions alone?" and then the ninja promptly ignores it and jumps to the next question

[MrSuperSonicDude1234]

"Do you mind? I'm trying to plan my one hundred years of sadness party." I can't stop laughing at that quote no matter how many times I play it back.

[ryuuthedraco]

why are there so many different kinds of knifes!

[proddster]

he tried to be really sneaky with multiple acounts and giving his vids to others..but we have found The Ninja's youtube account...now we need to actually find him

[Milfromage]

why are you hunting him down? :S

[proddster]

for sheer amusement?

[proddster]

yes, this is the real ask a ninja account. he has been found..at least on youtube

[AlexThePrivate]

LOL 3:17 ahhaha

[Nyxzimus]

I have watched this vid like 15 times, it is so hillarious.

[Nyxzimus]

This is hillarious.

5/5

[Houck1337]

"is there life out there?"

"not anymore"

<3

[Fran616]

is this the real Ask a Ninja account?

[proddster]

i think so, yes

[osoqiktsi]

DONE!! lol, holy shit i laughed so much

[Liist]

I hated the FCAT

[kachhockey10]

last dragon is amazing

[MythicalTwilight]

my BF threatens to kill all the other guys i glomp on..OMG HES A NINJA!

(he's asian so that would explain alot)wow that one guy didn't get killed by you? ULTIMATE ask a ninja Honor!

[SaudiXBoy666]

2:52 OMG i can't stop laughing

[OrionDenali]

"What happens if I kill a ninja?" YOU WAKE UP FROM THAT DREAM to find a real LIVE Ninja with his fist through your chest! R O F L !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jvstin]

Berry Gordy FTW!

[Renkay141]

wow dude wer u got that shirt Ninja 73 1:55 ARE DOES BUYABLE???!??!

[lcorinth]

I want to attend a Hundred Years of Sadness party.

[TheGreatUrameshi13]

Ninja, love the jersey! :D

EDUCATION!

[Skybird114]

DUD I'M MORMON!!!!!

[ANormalGuy]

Do you guys have to like one party and utterly hate the other when it comes to Ninja vs Pirates? :|

[KirbyS771]

yes

[Pandapups]

EDUCATION! :D

[pedroloura]

funny end

[palidan99]

lol chicken butt, made me rofl

[Nenie]

guess what chicken butt lol xD your are so funneh

[DrakeMagnum]

yes these are tears of laughter, don't judge me!

[vampyreaayin]

Holy God! New ninja stuff!

[idesofmars]

ROFL so many great lines in this, i dont know where to start

[Spintown7]

Why ask a ninja when you could ask a pirate?

[kiminokami]

Because a ninja will give you an awesome answer, whereas a pirate will just steal your stuff and complain about Peter Pan and losing to a bunch of Lost Boys.

[THdattebayo]

Cuz a pirate is too frikkin drunk to answer.

[sasdragon]

1:16 hahahahaha

[leiposuctie]

i'm from the netherlands, and we DO call our country holland sometimes.he's right that two provinces are called north and south holland, but new york is also the capital of new york, right? seems like the ninja doesn't know everything.....

[noisyman2]

do ninjas ever have dance parties? :D

[deallis1]

Still love you...not creepy....

[LeonSKennedy828]

haha, this is awesome XD

[Keymoriah]

I loved Last dragon. "Whose the master?" "Shonuff!"

[xtina7688]

LMFAO

[samuraisez]

Do male ninja's wear man thongs?  (rofl)

[sparklypaige90]

laaaaaaaawl

[GrumpyFarmerBill]

Which Ninja has eaten the most microwaves in 30 seconds?

[Katalyzt]

Perfect!!! ★★★★★★★★★★

[cowgirlsridehard10]

yes i missed the ask a ninja... then again hes probaly been here n i didnt c him...

[hablach]

So Epic And FUNNEH!!!

[mooitz]

angel eyes

[DRAWinLINES]

hes back! w00t!!!!

[PFCBeetleBailey]

Ha ha!

[Rosalila]

Some of the elderly who live in the north or south oh Holland still tend to refer to Holland -- All though, suddenly during the Europe Cup or World Cup (Soccer/football) We ALL yell "Go holland!"

[hideki12345]

magic tricks :D:D:D

[mark99k]

SO glad you're back!!!

[AlSTorres]

Lol!!

[helmus2000]

test

[Gangsta3e3]

I live in the Netherlands, and you're just about right!

[TwoFloorsUp90]

That's weird, because Iam from the Netherlands too and I was just about to say he was wrong. I am currently living in America, but I always say I'm from Holland.

[Gangsta3e3]

I guess what I really meant to say is that there are indeed two provinces in The Netherlands called North- and South-Holland... ^.^ I sometimes say Holland too.

[bman462]

awesome

[Wolta]

hahahahhaa!!!!!

[fbpbg]

"EDUCATION" LMFAO

[jethyy]

whoo Ninja, you're right about Netherlands ;)

[Slance1Himself]

"You wake up from that dream to fight a real life ninja!" XDD

[Slance1Himself]

Yay!

[ishouldgetacoolname]

Wohoo