Whitney Cummings: Money Shot - CONSTRUCTION WORKERS

[PATCHES7RF619]

This joke is almost as old and unfunny as she is

[isl1551]

she's hot though ;)

[ilhadegala]

Doesn´t matter if Seinfeld told this before.. It´s a completely different thing because it´s a woman talking. Maybe one day guys will grow up to see it gets them nowhere.

[shukshuk]

sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks.

[shitttty]

She stole that joke from Seinfeld.

[MademoiselleAnna]

Lol. Boobs.

[Maafa1619]

She sucks donkey balls. Why can't women (excepting Tina Fey) be funny? Am I right, ladies?

[miyajen]

She's awesome! bunch of brainless and nutless insecure douches!

[eezysqueezy]

@miyajen Sorry, but she's fucking awful. As funny as a burning school bus, in fact.

[giuliano1276]

Unfunny. As in painfully not funny. Not even close to funny.

[MrUlutraman]

wow she gets paid for this?

even looking like that? she looks like she has a botox addiction

0.55 a face only a mother could love

[Andragon90]

Her mouth is so big, she--- wait this is not a kitchen and I don't see sandwiches.

[RapidAscension1989]

I hate to be a negative nancy, but something about this cunt just really rubs me the wrong way. I really fucking hate her and her dumb shows.

[VicInNocal]

Total mediocrity as a comedian.

[Judirox]

@eezysqueezy You spelled Calculus wrong you sexist asshole.

[TailsDollRevenge]

The very last part made me smile a little I'll admit.

[Ldevill19]

She's just not funny

[Kinkredible]

Do you ever think that in history somebody was genuinely amused by Whitney Cummings? I think not.

[nikovich]

She is friggin gorgeous !

[septube26]

She's funny!!

[Slikrik1212]

Tough to be funny when you're scary looking...just saying.

[Mockingbird5150]

smart girl wearing an embellished t-shirt? comics are just the worst dressers on purpose. c'mon whit, show off those legs.

[immaog34]

she is cute but NOT funny!!

[eezysqueezy]

More proof that women trying to be funny is like asking a fucking squirrel to do Calculas.

[miyajen]

@eezysqueezy or like asking you how to spell correctly! Hahaha

[eezysqueezy]

@miyajen Yeah I made a typo, well done. You're probably one of this woman's many humourless cunt fans. Pat yourself on the back!

[joeblowmha]

lame

[featheon]

I don't get it.

[codecougar]

She's cute and she is funny.

[heatbucspies55]

I'm just saying, but people have to stop accusing people of stealing every time two comedians do a similar bit.

It actually is possible for two people to have the same basic idea seperately, especially in the world of comedy, where they are always thinking about that type of thing.

I prefered thhe Seinfeld version too, just saying. It seems like peopel on the internet hold comics guilty until proven innocent.

[Philsaccountable]

immitate sucking a dick = hilarious apparently

[fightfan58]

This cunt is not funny

[ALMHDI01]

you are not funny, stop trying and have few babies.

[94oioioi]

not funny.

[12Ominous]

@JOcch68 ......Good.

[sTRstRUK]

all girl comedians are the same, they do the same material every time.

[JOcch68]

She hates men, her jokes are pathetic and she really does have no boobs or much substance to her at all. Still, I'd give her a go, I bet she's a firecracker

[zelastjoker]

Cum- mings?

[Surfinstro]

She is the funniest & hottest female comic ever!!

[kathryn0200]

@Surfinstro why?

[StrangeAxel]

I'd whistle at her if I was a construction worker.

[AndyHarglesis]

Clearly ANYONE who bashes her and can't give a legit reason as to why she's bad ASIDE from her gender in these comments are fucking sad misogynist males most likely.

Have fun with all the men out there cuz you clearly enjoy them more than women. LOL.

[kathryn0200]

@AndyHarglesis ok, here's something I noticed. She laughs at her own jokes way to often.She seems insecure about herself and jokes about it in an overly goofy manner. Hardly none of her jokes are thought provoking or well scripted. It's like me telling a joke about giving a guy head and I saying, "Dontcha hate it when men wanna pull it out and slap it on your face?" And like cummings I would contort my mouth and make ouchie faces. Now, thats really not funny and neither is she.

[UhhLeanne]

@kathryn0200 That's the beauty of her comedy, it's simple. Not everybody's in mood for thought provoking or well scripted jokes, sometimes all you wanna hear is the simple jokes. And quite frankly, while we're at it, almost no comedian has real 'thought provoking' or well scripted jokes nowadays.

I admit she's not some hilarious comedian, but I could relate to her material and almost every joke I found myself saying "so true", which is the beauty of it.

[nplakun]

HAHAHAHAHA GREAT JOKE WHITNEY!!!!! JERRY SEINFELD DID IT BETTER THAN YOU 10 YEARS AGO! 

[Maroontimes1981]

Right! Exactly! I'm still trying to figure out what dumb women actually fall for this craziness. I don't know ONE woman who enjoys being yelled at and hearing lewd comments.

[ianpu2fan]

I think she has a sore spot for men, some guy must of dumped her in HS now she empties her frustration out in her shows!!!

[halfwaybroken]

Honestly a LOT of comedians use each others material. Like A LOT! You guys probably don't pay that close of attention. As they call it in music, "ITS NOT STEALING ITS SAMPLING!!!!" same difference!!

[halfwaybroken]

Honestly a LOT of comedians use each others material

[WillMorebucks]

There are six funny women in the world and she ain't one of em...

[AndyHarglesis]

@WillMorebucks Really? Six funny women only? Show me some funny men. All male comedians do the same shit she does. They make obscure and stereotypical jokes, they put on retarded faces, talk shit, curse like immature losers and say hurtful things. Look at that Lisa Lampanelli or whatever her name is ... perfect example. Show me a comedian that makes me laugh. Jerry Seinfeld is somewhat good. Dane Cook good? Maybe if you're 13 years old or highly immature and find penis jokes and "fuck" funny.

[WillMorebucks]

@AndyHarglesis

Comedians like Louis CK, Patrice ONeal, Lewis Black, and 80's Eddie Murphy are funny. I'm not a fan of Dane Cook, and this chick is basically a female version of hiim. How she got a show in the 30 Rock time slot is beyond me, but if you like her, more power to you.

[FuckingStanz]

@AndyHarglesis According to your profile, you're a feminized male who labels himself an 'emo', which is a pretty female thing to do, to label yourself after an extremely shallow self absorbed trend, instead of having an identity of your own. Men are funny without having to be good looking and doing worn out shock humor. Women just don't seem very naturally witty. They're about as skilled at comedy as they are sports. Look at any list of top comedians of all time, where are the women?

[AndyHarglesis]

@FuckingStanz In that case you can say look at most jobs ... most jobs are male dominated whether society or people tell you so or not.

Does that mean females can't do a good job? Of course not. Because societies are so used to seeing men doing everything they assume anything not "man done" is not good.

For example, what if a female cable installer shows up at your door? Big shocker, right? But does that mean she can't do the job? Of course not.

You are clearly a sexist, degrading womanizer.

[mopground]

@AndyHarglesis sounds like you have alotta issues

[AndyHarglesis]

@mopground Why?

[FuckingStanz]

@AndyHarglesis Your comment 'you must be 13 years old or immature' is highly ironic considering you listen to Katy Perry, vapid soulless pop music based around image instead of talent and predominately aimed at 13 year old tweenie girls.

You're not going to get much enjoyment out of men if your cultural tastes are so atrocious.

[AndyHarglesis]

@FuckingStanz What do you mean enjoyment out of men?

[AndyHarglesis]

@FuckingStanz Also, as a last to you, "You're not going to get much enjoyment out of men if your cultural tastes are so atrocious."

That's okay! I don't "get much enjoyment" out of men; I'm heterosexual. But if that's your thing, 'kay. I don't have problem with homosexuals, just misogynists.

[AndyHarglesis]

@WillMorebucks And you, misogynist low life, who are these "six funny women?"

Your mother sure ain't one of them.

[inaglasscage]

would someone please stick their dick in her mouth.

thank you.

[adamk4747]

THIS BITCH IS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

[marco437]

What's the deal with me telling jokes that are 25 years old

[DanielFuscoMusic]

hahahahahaha

[lobelia2]

that's what happens when you are unfunny. you have to steal shit

[XxCookieRox5509XX]

@THRASHERVOLUME First of all, turn the cap-lock key off. Second, get off the computer and go fuck yourself, cause I don't think anyone else is.

[mediaworks20111]

she kind of sounds like Kim Kardashians mom. not that i care about any of this

[Velocity98]

i cant wait for her new show

[Nlolipop1]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA so funny, u know it!

[FuckingStanz]

She stole this from Jerry Seinfeld. He did this bit in the 90s.

Snore.

[mrbrockpeters]

@FuckingStanz Totally.

[Fudgecave]

@FuckingStanz exactly...BUT she is Hollywoods IT girl SO.......we get spoon fed her stupidness...in a voice that can peal paint...THE Poster child for the single guy to stay single...Go shop at Walmart bitch

[AndyHarglesis]

@Fudgecave Dane Cook is the "IT" of comedy. Who thinks he's funny mainly? People with poor taste, which accounts for the majority of the U.S. Don't hate on Whitney Cummings because she's at the same root of fail as any other comedian of any gender. Bashing her based on her gender and saying she has no comedy? Where is Dane Cook's comedy? I'm sure he has said every joke she has, and parading around cursing isn't any more funny as a man than a woman doing so.

The only answer to this is misogyny.

[kindofawesome923]

@AndyHarglesis Are you some sort of crusader for Whitney Cummings? Are you being paid to make any remark about her crappy comic stylings into a gender issue?

[dan0122333]

@FuckingStanz Jerry Seinfeld didn't give me a boner.

[icetice06]

@FuckingStanz hey stanz get a sense of humor, maybe you'll get laid and be more positive

[FuckingStanz]

@icetice06 1) I do get laid. 2) It's because i do have a sense of humor that I don't find this annoying broad funny.

[VicInNocal]

@FuckingStanz It's not even good enough to be a bit, it's just the most basic observation that 99% of people have already made. What's next? Is she going to do a bit about how every time you go to the grocery store, you end up with a shopping cart with a broken wheel?

[BradBallanger]

Oh dear god, she is fucking awful. Lmao. How people like this get stage time is beyond me

[xXtiannaluvsuXx]

@BradBallanger Her jokes are more geared towards women. That's why men don't usually find her 'hilarious'. and if you watched the whole show, she's actually pretty funny.

[BradBallanger]

@xXtiannaluvsuXx

I've actually seen a lot of her stuff, (shes at like every celeb roast for whatever reason) and I do like a lot of female comedians, she just isn't funny. No timing, 'familiar' material, poor delivery. It's just too bad seeing unfunny comics getting fame, when there are so many far more talented comics forced to rock 5 minutes at open mics.

[FuckingStanz]

@xXtiannaluvsuXx You say the material is geared towards women as though the jokes are highly unique to women or too complex for a guy to understand, lmao. This material is as flat, recycled, and predictable as possible, the delivery is weak / annoying, and ironically, this particular joke was stolen from a man - Jerry Seinfeld.

You're right that she's popular because of women, but this crap is not over a mans head, lmao. Women are easier to make laugh than men, by far.

[ADADIZZLE]

She is Fuckable

[joshhorne]

Jerry Seinfeld did this joke years ago, lady. Just not as crudely.

[mehrizi78]

@joshhorne Don't tell Joe Rogan he will flip out and accuse her of stealing jokes.

[ScottMcSanchez]

@mehrizi78 Not yet, she isn't as famous as Joe yet.

[Ianoodin]

@mehrizi78 Are you reffering to his thing with mencia? If so mencia was stealing jokes and he was a fucking coward about it too.

[mehrizi78]

@Ianoodin I agree he could of handled it better. But Stealing? That is a stretch. a lot of comedians use each others material. Yes sometimes it seems obvious. But sometimes it sounds better when its told by another comedian.

[Mockingbird5150]

@mehrizi78 mind of Menstealia

[SicEmPride]

I honestly feel like almost everyone of her jokes ends with complaining about a man that needs to get a job, or multiple men. By the way thanks for uploading this video.

[AndreasAnthony]

I dont remember this on the DVD....