Unfinished Busi____

[mariokartracing1]

You have Saltines, Go Lean Crunch and... Oreo cookies. Hm.

[meloveyou911]

Sat through a fucking presidential election add to see "An error occurred. Please try again later."

To that I say, Fuck you computer/internet.

:/

[kenshion072]

why do u explosion keep scaring me??? lol.

[vansquezify]

Psh, Wheezy, you're nothing compared to me, I didn't even finish watching this video. Or typing this sente

[asparagusoffice]

This probably sounds disgusting, but if I had a clone, I wouldn't have any problem with nakedness in the apartment. :]

[fambi8toast]

wheezy = THE ULTIMATE PROCRASTINATOR

[DanDaSimmer]

You didnt blur the logo out... You never follow through with anything!

[CiipherZer0]

OCD heartattack

[saberwing505]

subway addict? xD

[DrLemonDemonMan]

this is what happens when I multi-task

[Up0grade]

RITALIN!!!



[SuperSpoonProduction]

thats exactly like me, i never finish anythi

[MrPurpledin0]

thums up if ya saw the subway thing :D

[LukithM]

When is explosion wednsday gonna be a thing?

[cookiesnomnomnomify]

"And now your remembering you still didnt brush your teeth but ohh your still going ohh get back to the toilet I am not cleaning that up" roflmao

[sethboy66]

100,087th viewer. WIN

[KotaJMomo]

5 more videos!

[TheyCannotCatchMe]

That's so true - you set out to do one thing, and end up doing something very different!

[TypoMonster]

durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[imelizabethgaytan]

i hate that little bit that..im leaving it, whatever XD

[charliesbass]

if you eat something and brush your teeth after, it rubs th food into the teeth only creating more plaque, just saying.

[sethboy66]

@charliesbass Brushing your teeth after eating will also destroy your enamel because eating temporarily softens it.

[charliesbass]

@sethboy66 yep

[XxxCookieMonsterxxXv]

MAGICAL FLIP-FLOPS!!! Oh yeah, good video

[marielitai]

this was soooooo funny!!!! hahahahahahhaa xD

[jackalexandermacrae]

i didnt finish thi___

[ChuckleluckMe2]

Wheezy Waiter should replace Jonathan Goldsmith as The Most Interesting Man In The World.

[RaaaawrProductions]

ness?

[ninjapie117]

Hey a guinness in the fridge! :D

[Nickman32]

I wish they'd invent an Oreo that doesn't get all caked onto your teeth. Same goes for Cheetos.

[DesLimbo]

Weezy is so much better drunk lol

[THEZOMGMONKEY]

you

[THEZOMGMONKEY]

YESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jonasrasm]

you didnt blur it! we all saw the cookie brand1

[Badhharr]

I saw Guiness in your fridge.

You Wheezy, are are true MAN.

[inSpeKKter]

I am OCD and this video made me rip my hair out.

[fangdawolf3]

my ocd exploded during this video

[NiteRoach]

I love Youtube's Closed Captioning.

Soooo accurate.

[snubl]

Now I want Oreos..

[Onekatmandu]

*twitch twitch* Can't...handle...it....AAAHHHH­HHH!!!

[hatorigirl1202]

Reminds me of a certain aunt of mine....

[pacificfrost]

My OCD just took a hissy fit, and now my screen is broken. Thanks Craig. Jerk.

[TheAvizanski]

hmmmm mu ocd sensos are tingling

[TheOrminlange]

MY LIFE.

[ThomasLimbrey]

I totally love this...

Oh look, that top comment is...

Oh, look how many likes it has, that's the same amount as...

Im tired, Im going to...

[RebeccaLovesBooks]

@Joealfeo @DarksteelPowerchord I grew up in small-town Ontario! I have never been to the U.S.! I feel that these are very valid excuses! (wait so there is Tim's?) :)

[0candyfloss0]

.... OH. MY. GOD. I have that toothbrush!!! except mines and exploding one, it helps the clearance of plaque.

[TrogdorAt94]

This looks like a pain to clean up.

[alg1234567890]

What happened to the blurring out of the Oreos...?

Oooh... i see what you did thar >>

[MsAmateurProductions]

We were looking at some coffee today in class and the first thing I thought of was "I wonder if Wheezy would like some?"...true signs of a beardlover =D

[attckonutube]

what the fuck happend to ty

[theLadySpies]

This video is the story of my life

~Tiffy

[CristianApostol]

OREOS

[silverhalls]

Oh my god, that actually got me so agitated how much electricity you used up keeping the fridge open for so long and how much water you let run unattended and oh my god, just oh my god.

[apgar2]

@silverhalls Agreed! You don't have to leave the tap running while you brush your teeth, Wheezy! Just turn it on to wet the toothbrush and again to wash away your spit. You'll save gallons of water this way!

[IvarHuisman]

You forgot to do something there I think

[pgen1561]

Hey Wheezy, how are you going to make an Igloo when we (Chicagoans) don't have any snow to do so. It better snow soon or you're doomed wheezywaiter. YOU'RE DOOMED.

[SuperMatty247]

wheezy do a video about england if you want i'll send you a dolphin to bring you here :)

[TehEp1cMan]

Best intro before the intro ever.

[thy675]

lmao!!!

[alexworley94]

You sound like Hitler when you eat cookies. Just sayin.

[cantwait4zombies]

Sorry Mona, we don't do cookie exchanges. Some of the cookies are used as Christmas gifts and the rest of them are for the family. Oh, and my husband is very greedy when it comes to his pizzelles.

[MisterNatMan]

Hooray!! I made the final $200 donation to reach your goal! Can't wait to see your igloo adventure!! :D

[animeaddict24711]

Hey Mr Wheezy,

What equipment do you use?

I know you don't normally reply but maybe you can in a video. Like telling us what lens you use on your 7D.

Kind regards,

...

[thejerrymobile]

WHOA! Wait. You have coffee in your fridge, in the original container, and by the gods of Coffee I hope it isn't pre-ground.

First: it is good to store coffee in a cool, dark place, but keeping it in the fridge or freezer causes condensation to form on the beans which deteriorates quality.

Second: Buy whole bean, not pre-ground; less air contact means better quality.

Third: Move your coffee out of its original package into one that's completely air-tight!

I say this because you need quality cof

[Combmatt]

What ever happened to "Wheezy Waiter Is STOOPID!"?

[buzzhorn1]

@Combmatt it was taken down for invalid and wrong information

[emzo82]

frustration in my mind...

[hsytotal]

hotnudecelebpics.blogspot .com (remove the space) for nude pictures of Scarlett Johansson

[WitByndMsr]

"I don't have that problem." hahaaa favorite part

[deathfox1111]

Ah! dont step on my toes!

[ArtemusRex]

ok donated, I barely have two nickels to rub together and I still found $5 to donate so most people should be able to... let's do this

[Andrawing]

We have the same toothbrush!

[Andrawing]

Why do you keep a subway cup in your fridge?

[PumpkinSpice01]

And that is exactly how my room gets messy...

[pseudohippie55]

An oreo, saltine, AND kashi sponsor? Craig, you sold out.

I'm ashamed!

[hsytotal]

visit adf. ly/4Anth (remove the space) for nude pictures of Scarlett Johansson

[RayTheUltimateNerd]

Come on guys- We only need $350 more to help end youth homelessness and watch Wheezy sleep in an igloo! We can do this!!!!

[spikemp]

This video literally describes my life.

[RasberrySwirl33]

RAAA! BEST OUTRO EVER!!(:

[TheHumble54]

I bet I'm a better pole dancer than you are!!!

[MrAlpha957]

You should make a Coffee Clone, specifically made for making coffee.

[SuperKingkong22]

3 days left and we still need $350 D:

[Cobraartsproductions]

Wheezywaiter eats to many subways great :D then cookies. the more you know lol

[tedyiovchev3]

is that a new couch ?

[phynx2006]

Hey Craig, I think I saw the girl from your date in Canada, I'm not sure but I think she was having a light saber fight with Corey Vidal?

[Vikkiitorious]

hey wheezy :) i wanna know what happened to: -danzig -GET DRUNK -chips and salsa -SEXY CLONE!!!!!!! -handstands -ear slapping us -free bagel friday -your awesome colourful keyboard -you commenting on the winks at the end of the video :( these are a few of the things i miss from the old wheezy waiter, please bring them back :) x

[nicklassayshi]

(cont.)

02:17 and - You let water run like there's no tomorrow! There is no reason why you should let the water run while you brush your teeth. It's a complete waste and very sad as well.

Not good. Not good at all.

[nicklassayshi]

Wheezy Waiter, take better care of our environment!

01:03 - You let the fridge door remain open forever! The fridge uses a lot of energy to remain cold and when the door is open for a long time, it can't stand cooled down for long, so the motor kicks in to cool it down. Not good. Not good at all.

01:48 - It looks like you/your clone is about to wash a single pair of jeans on it's own. Don't! The amount of energy it takes to wash just a pair of jeans is a complete waste! Not good.

(cont.)

[Jordanatorr1]

...What happened to the "Making Of" videos?

[MrMasterMeenie]

Procraigstination...Anyone remember?

[rulastexca]

Use the comments!

[D1Ramrod]

Unfinished Bus, I____

What the THAT is THAT!?!?

[PowerRang3r]

I have that same sweater and I was just wearing it HAHA!

[mojindo1]

i bet this video bugged the shit out of people with OCD

[DrQuijano]

You never followed through with free bagel friday.

[wolfwoodnyo]

gonna donate riiiiight now

[MonsterEllie]

Wheezy, don't deny it. Explosion Wednesday is a thing.

[KotaJMomo]

I'm starting a Wheezy Marathon. I'll be back in a week!

[raggyrun]

How long do we have left to donate?

(say 43 days)

[theeflea3]

WHEEZY. I don't know if you already have because I haven't been keeping up with your videos lately, but I think you need to make a video about the 2012 National Defense Authorization Act. You have the power of getting people to listen to you, man. Use it to make a difference. Get the word out there. It doesn't just concern certain people, but it's a threat against everyone in the United States. Everyone. Please do it.

[TajCat2]

It's like when you give a mouse a cookie...

[slythoughts]

I love his random videos built upon random comments on his videos... some day I will think of something worthy enough to catch his attention. Today isn't it. I have no beard :(females should be allowed to have beards):

[ArielannaDragonBlood]

What would be a real tragedy If you developed pogonophobia......

[cozycushins]

Just donated! You are so close Craig! :)

[pointlessvideomen]

25 people have extreme OCD

[thefireguy1]

my OCD really pissed me off

[kaboomfamilyVlog]

really good

[Loughyhy6n07]

CLOSE YOUR FRIDGE.

[taysteekiwiz]

haha, great one :]

[man0firon]

Craig, you haven't punched many clones lately. I feel the punching levels are TOO DAMN low. Amirite, Beardlovers?

[BananaAnna2008]

ha ha, my video always stop to buffer when Wheezy is making gross faces.

[tho2ea]

So now this stranger on Youtube is nagging us for money? Please donate!...get in line buddy, theres a million more worthy charities than your nerdfest videos!

[loveislikexox]

lol i do this... ADD probably!? ahhaha

[watcher123711]

tell us ur fanfic 4 hp

[EWBSarahEWB]

you have totally infected my mind, i spent most of the first 2 minuets thinking "why isnt he getting clones to do all those chores?"

[breakingbelmont]

It turns a cold sore into a just sore. xD

[Hauntedgoat1997]

U have go lean crunch!!! Best cereal evar!!!

[wilssara427]

DUDE u just made everything i do until i`m done seem overdone! :P

[NDSLover350]

I usually bla bla bla I forgot.

[3paynes]

omg that's so true!

[LuekalanunFerdalan]

GUINESS OUT OF A CAN!!! NOO WHEEZY! WHY!

[Gartharobillard]

there was so room in that trash can

[journyoftheripped]

did u notice the subway in your bin wheezy are u on a diet?

[jms8220]

I totally do the whole grocery bag = trash bag method too. nice. subscribed now.

[ryoko7916]

@MrBrionman don't make that comparison, then they won't be able to stop themselves from touching it .

[scrabers13]

Can you say ADHD?

[iSeally]

ಠ_ಠ

[ourlittlelifes]

Explosion! Hey guys check out my channel super funny!

[ElliotBrett9]

THIS OUTRO IS GETTING RIDICU____

[buzzhorn1]

You should have a troll clone!

[azpeev]

@buzzhorn1 They keep throwing themselves in the aligator pit for some reason.

[buzzhorn1]

@azpeev true.....TO THE INTERWEB!

[Strauskizle]

@buzzhorn1 YEEEESSS! agreed

[Owiion]

@buzzhorn1 He has one. ITS HIMSELF!!

[buzzhorn1]

@Owiion CLONECEPTION!

[lolmymag]

@buzzhorn1 THAT'S THE MOST BRILLIANT COMMENT I'VE EVER SEEN EVER

[TheFacelessTV]

Oh my gosh, Rick Perry reference XD You're awesome.

[nightsfire]

@TheFacelessTV What was the Rick Perry reference?

[TheFacelessTV]

@nightsfire When he was talking about the cookies and gave three reasons, he did the same thing Rick Perry did when asked what departments he wanted to get rid of from the federal government, except Perry eventually said the EPA. (Sorry this is late, I don't check comments that often)

[gekkodevil]

I see why you need so many clones.. -_-

[jjnorth10]

Hey Wheezy I've been meaning to ask you is that a new_____

[robottard27]

It bothers me that you left the sink running lol

[LongviewCovers13]

Hey Wheezy. Today I went to this science place and they created an explosion on my hands. Basically, I held an explosion. I'm just sad it's not Wednesday.

[jayson201]

Wheezy. :l Can you do this heartbroken man a favor, and make a video dedicated to the heartbroken? Maybe something like, Heartbreak 101? :3

[KaylaLikes]

Can I buy a vowel?

[Heruss100]

Craig, you do realise that by brushing your teeth the moment you've eaten you actually do worse damage than if you leave them 30 minutes?

[zoombalaboy]

Only 3 explosions?

[sophonax97]

haircut?

[siuol980]

yarp

[KoLaZ]

Guinnesss!



[GargantuanHunter]

It's Wednesday!!

[Zelozero]

"I'll blur it out later."

I see what you did there!

[hihelloheysupbye]

Craig, I just imagined you without a beard, and my mind was blown.

Goodbye, mind. We had a good run.

[MiddleOfMadness]

Technically, if Wheezy has problems finishing things, this video should've ended abruptly before it did.

Oh Craig.

:)

[TaylorMour]

devastatingexplosions

Add ".com" to the phrase above and it takes you to a place with many HD explosions that a Wednesday could wish for. This is a gift from the Old Spice Guy so check it out.

[RoamingBo]

this is exactly what my stepdad does.

[MrBrionman]

dear haters

look at the dislike bar

look at your dick

they look the same right

[EfutluslyStylsh]

SHUT THAT DAMN FRIDGE DOOR!!

[CodenameJD]

So you want to make sure you finish the goal of reaching $10,000?

[TheLittleKelsey]

Too..many..un..finished..thiii­iiings!

[Enemynarwhal]

@amaliamasad Is he killing your OCD? Please remember that being anal is different from having OCD before you respond.

[WhoIsNyx]

Pause at 0:00 then press the up and the <--- side arrow repeatedly. Have fun playing your game of snakes in Craig's apartment. :]

[sugarpeepsez]

It's the modern disease: chronic interruptus.

[g00hz]

Hahah, that was an amazing video, I like the part where Craig sp

[Kilandra76]

doooonnnaaaaate! So close!

[maryliveyourlife]

"I neeeever let the water run, no, I neeeever let the water run!"

[tarina94]

@maryliveyourlife i was so thinking this.

[hoadlck]

Did you know that the equation a^n + b^n = c^n has no solution for positive integers of a, b and c and integer values of n greater than two?

It is actually a very elegant proof. It easily fits in a YouTube comment box. The proof is...