Nostalgia Critic - Cool As Ice (Part 1)

[CrispyJell]

GODDDD SOMEBODY SAVE ME!

[Midzory]

this is priceless ..thanks critic ..lol

[mcdom89]

DO TUCK EVERLASTING!!!

[AuraLucario7]

WTF is up wit the guy at 7:18?

[Nethrezar]

Vanilla Ice looks just like Jeff Hardy's mugshot

[LordAztahoth]

4:06 HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH I FUCKING LOVE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT XD

[YankeeLexi]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggg­gggggggggggg

[YankeeLexi]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[pollyisagoodbird]

You say Cool As Ice, I say Moonwalker.

[viciu080]

Why are You so bad to him, because he's white? Is this some kind of a new racism, because this dumb guy with the worst fake laugh from the vid is white too. I like this mov very much and music too.

[PlaystationDudeify]

@viciu080 its all just humor

[TheEDBShow]

@viciu080 No, its because he's stupid in this movie, I like some of his music. But he is a horrible actor

[missy4basketball]

I friggin love this review but even though i'm not a fan of vanilla ice in

the slightest and I know how much this movie blows,It's sorta my guilty pleasure.For some reason even I can't explain,It makes me feel good.Maybe it's that 90's feel or something.Also,Excluding the songs that ice sings,The songs in this film are nice.

[markus619ful]

pig power in da house is better than any vainilla ice song.

[supersonicsaiyan1]

LOL. theres a cafe in my town called sugar shack

[MovieWare80]

The most enrertaining NC review!!!

[MrFaramir72]

i would kill someone for doing that to me that crippled superman

[LedWolf7]

"yup yup" "drop it" *Drops it*

[EricTheAcktor]

I found it easy to masturbate to this.

[aquabluecat123]

And tonight's rap battles are:

The Dog from Titanic Vs. Chesire Cat.

And Shaq Vs. Vanilla Ice.

And the Winner Vs. Winner.

Who will win the trophy of... Most stupid, annoying, and whiter than white rapping?

Tune into the 2Dum4U station to see who wins!

[The3rdPenguin]

Gentlemen... THE 90'S.

[itsaspaniel224]

"Cool as Ice"?

Mor like "White as Snow".

[timmo1121]

this movie is a bad version of footloose...

[overlordcacius]

@ 7:18 , holy shit was that guy blue?

[xBloodRedSandmanx]

i hate Vanilla ice so much



[Dim4323]

Vanilla ice, One of the most Sucessful Rappers in the 90s with the only song ICE ICE ICE BABY and then returned with jedward with Under pressure then takening it on the british show Dancing on ice but lets take a look at cool as ice

[Gacopierz]

04:50 - Isnt that Wierd Al Yankovic?

[Sheepman550]

@Gacopierz yeah it is

[midgetgirl5]

i showed some people at work last night this video. i think the nostalgia critic is gonna gain a couple of more fans because this video had everyone laughing!!!

[jcamp84]

Care to be lame with me?

[sonicmalley]

WEIRD AL

[fatalnightmare22]

this movie was actually kinda fun!

[divvys3]

If u hate this movie so much y did u watch it???? Its pathetic to laugh wen ur the one im laughing bout

[blade10000]

@divvys3 He gets paid to watch bad movies.

[doctordopplepopolous]

@divvys3 First of all troll, your spelling is miserable. Go back to grade 1. Second, "pathetic"? Doug Walker was entrepreneur of the year and got featured in the fucking New York Times, and makes a shitload of money slamming bad movies and making people laugh. Your only accomplishment is successfully creating a YouTube account and making yourself look like a total cunt. Congratulations.

[LordXamot]

Is this supposed to be complimenting Ice/boosting his ego or insulting him as a person?

[pr0korora]

Can you put it back together with quickness. lol

[spcegodzilla]

Rap battle between the Dog from Titanic and Vanilla Ice

[jonsandersgame]

@spcegodzilla EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY!

[appletinihamshire]

@spcegodzilla With a special appearance by the rapping Cheshire Cat.

[tintor2]

@appletinihamshire What about Shaq?

[appletinihamshire]

@tintor2 Let's Green Egg and Ham it!

[HaloSpartanG13]

@spcegodzilla Dog, Vanilla Ice, and Shaq. Epic rap battles of history.

[AthenasXAlistar]

@spcegodzilla And the Cheshire Cat from Care Bears in Wonderland.

[c0mf0rta61ynum6]

@AthenasXAlistar The song would be called "Party Time with Iced Pickled Beets"!

[WumWip]

Oh, you must be one of those imitation black people I heard about.

[robertsfunny1995]

Does this make NC a self-hating racist?

[ThePhantom135]

@robertsfunny1995 Idk. I think it's more of how Ice is so clearly white but keeps acting black.

[14597ojai]

Damn hes a good dancer!! That rap is crap but the raggedy-anne seizure thing was awesome

[ECL28E]

He's so white, kids who play hacky-sack look at him and say, "Damn! That dude is white!"

[ironmanACDC123]

@ECL28E Wonder Bread eaten by an Conservative Congressman in the middle of a snow storm isn't this white.

[XXCreed]

I would kill to have a level of super mario in my hair

kill i say

[oo7nightfire]

I love sedgewick

[oo7nightfire]

Lol i love sedgewick

[erttheking]

That wasn't dancing that was having a spaz attack.

[Spino411]

8:01 has anybody noticed that his jacket has the word sex on it. Are u sure this is rated PG and not PG-13.

[NarutooftheRasengan]

Wow, what an ice-hole.

[merritt2014]

Ever noticed vanilla ice looks like a heavy metal artist now a days

[bucketslash11]

ROCK AND METAL FTW \m/ rap = suckish (most of them)

[34RiverStone]

aaaaaah somebody SAVE MEEEE lol

[lagorbian]

HAHA got that right off the disney channel ROFL XD

[JamesOhGoodie]

Why is Bulk & Skull's theme music playing in the weird old couple's home?

[Ellthom]

COS I'M ICE!!!!

[bubbajimmy8]

Wonder bread being eaten by a conservative Congressman in the middle of a snow storm, isn't as white as this XD

[BlackMaskStudios]

@bubbajimmy8 A poorly dancing albino eating marshmallows while camping in the Arctic isn't as white as this.

[mattiathekaiju]

6:05 Sounds more like a villain's line.

[VaderGuy9]

A TWINKIE WEINER SANDWICH

[ShootingJunk]

shaquille o'neal in steel looks like a masterpiece compare to this.

[TheMidnightskyline92]

wow what an "ice hole" LMFAO XD

[SuperFamfan]

white people are so bad at rapping...and im white!

[cubehead978]

A Twinkie wiener sandwich :D

[ericksonylagos]

What an Icehole ajajajja!!!

[Polskawentylator]

the nostalgia critic made more ice jokes that mr freeze

[malleymyster]

this movie clearly got snubbed by the academy, and i guess we'll never know why...

[ulquiorratube]

greatest movie evar

[MrHEC381991]

dadadedumdada, I'm pop eye the sailor man. lol

[bosshog7169]

HAHA why is she walking in the middle of the street? This is awesome, I've always loved the hilarious parts of this movie I've seen but I've never been able to sit through the whole thing. With the funny narration by NC I can finally sit through the whole thing and know how it ends. I can't wait, the suspense is killing me.

[5355vbxjbj76rvn]

Is this film *about* anything - except itself ? Those bikers are less charming by far than "Hell's Satans" in "The Simpsons"

[check4less]

this guys on ice's dick real hard......he ridin that bitch.

[Squadillah]

I swear to God when vanilla ice wears that leather jacket and those black shades he looks like freakin Johnny Bravo

[Ozztastic57]

Ichole

[RetroVGamer]

6:18 This scene looks like something you'd see in those low budget FMV Sega CD games.

[DarthRevan916]

Every single time the Critic said "iccccccce!" I cracked the hell up.

[TheSweethotmama1]

Two year old who has to pee move? AHAHAHAHAHA :)

[aquapendulum]

Vanilla Ice was FROZEN today!!!!!!!!

[Batben01]

0:00 thumbs up if you were lauging too

1:04 what is this, an ad for Zubaz or Tommy Hilfiger

3:31 That be my reaction, then i would laugh my ass off

[OnlyRemaining]

Its funny because my social studies teacher rapped Ice Ice. It was funny as hell

[nextgentacos123]

8:15 I've been to a candy store called the Sugar Shak [sic] in Florida, and this was before this review.

[jakeharris2010]

@nextgentacos123 same in Okoboji Iowa it is also called the sugar shack

[neoman289151]

Vanilla Ice makes Lil Wayne look like a master of song making...

[TheWorstWarlock]

Doug laughing at the start made me laugh, too.

[mitchelltheawesome1]

Cool as Ice. More like cool as my ass!

[AntiMTVMovement]

Did this pave the way for Glitter and Crossroads? It may have.

[Onerom4728]

1:14 John Cena, is that you?

[windlessbasher]

I can't believe NC hasn't said anything about "stealing girlfriends"

[megaawsomeaustin]

kazaam > vanilla ice

[Adroitism]

White people have been raping fo a while now get over it.

[Martialart07]

@Adroitism yes, they certainly do rape alot

[Big12189]

Vanilla knows how to ruin a movie....Cause he's ICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC­CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE!!!

[musicaltheatergeek79]

Did you know Gwyneth Paltrow was gonna play Kathy, but then her father (who was a film producer) talked her out of it.

[pompka1]

Fucken FAGGOT!

[Colbystrns]

4:06-4:09 lol xD

[boru25]

The music with the old machanic sounds like something from a kids cartoon.

[MEIDOco]

Vanilla Ice: The Jersey Shore douchebag of the 90's.

[grot666666]

girl, you are hot! I'm scared... BECOUSE I'M ICE!

[Brandon999LFC]

Damn he's a bad singer

[rdj081]

I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!

[arm8200]

He watched the entire movie? Damn, he deserves the purple heart for taking that cinematic bullet.

[Carltheturtletamer]

SHAQUELLE ONEAL FROM KAZAAM RAPPING AGAINST VANILLA ICE.... lets see it

[TheSmilyInc]

2:49 How in the frick did you jump that

[ECL28E]

Only the good rappers are dead. TuPac is dead, Biggie is dead. Vanilla Ice still alive

[Violenteers]

Why does this remind me of "Soul Man," which, by the way, NC should review next?

[Guigley]

7:43 "Can you put it back together with quickness?" Wow, I am utterly in awe of how embarassing that line was. I mean, WOW!

[johnrkocena]

HOLY CRAP!! ITS RAPPING JEFF HARDY!!!!!!

[ProfessorChaotix]

@johnrkocena I KNOW RIGHT? I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT

[pokemonftw198]

"What An Ice Hole" XD

[Gaomon752]

That Scene Was Whiter Than Kathy's shirt

[Poodleinacan]

@tbaby4u25 ...Right... As a comparason, I still live in my parents house and I'm 18 and I am in college. I will only go live in a house or appartment when I will have finished my studies, have a job in what I ak studying and have enought money to live. And by the way you type, I bet you low all your money on shit and trolling about everything.

[sptrfn]

It is still enjoyable, but you can tell that this movie was an assembly line production to get it out there to capitalize on Ice's fame.

[SaberZoro]

Vaniila ice is so white he makes Mary Popins look like Shaft XD

[TheWrongLefty]

@tbaby4u25

How old are you, twelve? Have you passed third grade yet? My nine year old sister could spell better than you.

[RG1JA11]

vanilla ice makes kazaam look like the worlds greatest rapper

[RabidDingoPro]

@RG1JA11 lol, could you imagine a rap battle between them? Who is a lamer rapper.

[huaun]

@RG1JA11 Wow, man, that's harsh.

[plasnania]

@RG1JA11 Fuck you.



[plasnania]

@RG1JA11 nevermind, i just watched the video

[AngryF4ce]

@RG1JA11 nonono...but almost

[Cybertitan129]

@RG1JA11 with vanilla ice you can make fun of him and he'll build you a rec-room, Shaq would EAT YOU!

[bosshog7169]

@RG1JA11

Hey Shaq actually is a great rapper. I suggest you look up "cant stop the reign" or "I know I got skills" or "biological didn't bother" to name a few. Don't bring Shaq into this, he's the man.

[huaun]

@RG1JA11 Vanilla ice doesn't care, you know why? Because he's Iccceee

[lagorbian]

@RG1JA11 this must be the sleepyness talking but i dont see why everyone thinks vanilla ice is so terrible. i mean hes alot better then most of the wannabe gangster rappers people listen to today.

(Talking about Soulja Boy if nobody noticed yet) now that is horrible....

[HaxStudio]

@lagorbian Soulja Boi > Vanilla Wannabe.



[lagorbian]

@HaxStudio uhh soulja boi sucks ass. the only reall fans he has are 9 year old little nosepickers who dont know wat good music is even if it hit them straight in the face....

[HaxStudio]

@lagorbian I hate having to explain things...

Look man, there is no such thing as good or bad music. It's all in the opinion, just as 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder.' Some people like Soulja Boi, and he has put a couple of good songs, IN MY OPINION, out there. So... before you trip and act like he's the freaking Anti-Christ, re-evaluate your views, Kay bruh?

[lagorbian]

@HaxStudio Wats the mather bro? cant handle cold hard facts? this isnt about opinions its a fact that his only fans are little nosepickers around the age of 9-12. and sure i could agree that maybe one of his songs is somewat decent but that gets instantly fucked up because he Rycycles the same fucking lyrics in every single song he makes... Case Closed. Soulja Boi sucks donkey dick. have a nice day.

[HaxStudio]

@lagorbian Again, not true... I live in Atlanta, I know more than thirty adults that listen to his music, and their friends do as well. And the fact that you must say 'Donkey Dick' and that you can't spell Recycle tells me that I need to end this conversation here, because I'm obviously wasting my time because someone can't understand that there are all kinds of people and music lovers everywhere, and that's a form of it that some people like. :|

[lagorbian]

@HaxStudio wow i dont have perfect english grammar. sue me idiot. im from the netherlands i dont have to have perfect english grammar. also you may be right but seeing as i dont consider Justin Bieber or Soulja Boys Crap Music that doesnt really mather does it :D

[Angeliclily]

YEAAAAH GOT THAT OFF THE DISNEY CHANNEL. XD

[Angeliclily]

XDDD What an icehole.

[radiofiendify]

The fact that Vanilla Ice is white isn't the issue. Its the fact that he is FUCKING APPALLING AT RAPPING! Seriously, how realistic is this film? He's meant to be this grimy, tough street M.C but he doesn't swear once in his performance. Is that because the filmmakers wanted to keep the film below a certain rating? Also, if the leading lady is meant to be this ultra successful student with a bright future, why is she thinking of going out with this twat?

[tbaby4u25]

I cnt believe u guys are actually sittin here laughin at dis no life geek who has nothing better to do wit his life but criticize otha ppl movies wishin he cud be in them why u think he doin da reviews just so he cud be seen....oh lame azz prolly still livin wit his mommy...haha he look like them geeks who still live at home n play dungeons n dragons. Hatin bc Vanilla Ice sexy n he is well he is (no comment) haha

[thesearevideos15]

@tbaby4u25 Look guys, it's a troll!

[jokerhalo1]

@tbaby4u25 i love that you can't spell right

[johnrkocena]

@tbaby4u25 English Motherfucker do you speak it?!?

[MrCincinnatian]

@tbaby4u25 Go back to your ghetto or ghetto-wannabe world, you illiterate retard. You're just jealous because he makes upwards of 200,000 dollars a year and you dont. People who like Vanilla Ice, especially now, since he is a fuckin Juggalo, need to be quarantined with Juggalos and other Psychopathic Records faggots to keep them from poisoning society with their garbage

[TheGTAJoker]

@MrCincinnatian Hey man, listen not all juggalos are illiterate fucktards like tbaby4u25. Trolls like him go around giving us bad names. I'm sorry that it seems like a lot of us are illiterate, idiotic, flamboyant, dumbasses who are way too touchy about what they believe, but you have to believe me when I say that not all of us like those overzealous douche's that go around doing stupid crap to get in legal trouble.

[SRFriso94]

Still waiting for the review of the main opponent of this movie at the Golden Razzies: Return to the Blue Lagoon. Which was also stupid.

[rayblack2004]

i had the same reaction

[htpnk120]

Ughem. WHO CARES IF HE'S WHITE!!! Damn...

[GhostFramez]

@htpnk120 It's a joke related to how retarded he is trying to seem "cool" and failing at it.

[TheDrawingOne]

Friggin' hilarious one of your best

[TheTsugnawmi2010]

So we have the white-o meter. I wonder what a black-o meter would say.

[IvanSensei88]

He actually sat throughout the whole movie.

[BrianCD85]

This is definitely one of those reviews to sit back, enjoy a beer and have a few laughs.

[29gish]

lol at the oprah referance!

[H20MichaelMyers]

Man: What the hell is that?

I agree with him.

[seanmyster6]

So, is there some kind of law that white people can't be rappers, or what?

[soric16]

@seanmyster6 nah,just that he dresses and acts as a wannabe rapper

[seanmyster6]

@soric16 Wasn't trying to defend him, either. Just offering some "food for thought".

[GetoCoolAid]

@hydrostatic3000

Eminem would destroy him xD

[idahosatha12]

@GetoCoolAid with ease...eminem dont even have to rap his NAME destroys vanilla ice

[hydrostatic3000]

I wonder what would happen if Eminem and Vanilla Ice got into a "white rap-off"...

[MissRandomIsRandom]

Harley Quinn is blacker than Vanilla Ice...and seeing as her face is completely white, that's really saying something.

[shymoneykid]

This movie mad good way better the 8 mile

[ShinonBrightstar]

...usually, you aren't able to tell a movie is gonna suck in the first 30 seconds...

[supersoniche]

well.....why the hell was she walking in the middle of the road anyway?

[BubbleT1ger]

Vanilla Ice reminds me of a douche boy who was in the same class with me. xP

And BTW, what the heck is up with those bikes?!

[erttheking]

...seriously, someone looked at this and thought that it would work? God, when will hollywood learn that celebrities don't make movies better with their mere presence, ESPECIALLY IF THEY SUCK!

[HMBoy666]

0:00 to 0:36, i had the same reaction when i first saw Jersey Shore.

[purplestarz93]

Snow White is blacker than Vanilla Ice

[indendunklenschatten]

It's actually a great movie. Sure, some parts suck major ass, but in total it's at least a decent movie with some fantastic parts.

[tehblackarachnid]

care to be lame with me? im gonna ask tha next time i talk to a girl at a party!

[Angelwings121]

lol at the merry poppins reference!

[HeavensDrills]

My vanilla Ice cream's more black than him.