"Horny" Tales Of Mere Existence

[ZayneeSuiters2010]

Hahahahahahhahah

[YepX]

ending was best

[JGold523]

This was the first Tale of Mere Existence that I saw and it's still one of my favorites. Forget people that say it's creepy or whatever. You're awesome for being honest about it, and the last line always makes me smile.

[HotNewHipHop1]

pervert dot com

[caldoboy1]

i like the bit that made him horny

[Presidentsmartass]

That was terrifying

[MrMeanpie]

well that was terrifying...

[TheLixinghe]

so all girls make you horny????? woooooooooow

[moneshmahtani]

I feel ya...

[LinYaoScar]

why you talking about my mom?!?!?!?!

[aumtoad]

Not one of your better videos

[MissKennyBee]

Definitely have been there, therefore I am not creeped out at all, I empathize.

[iibuRfull]

Much too descriptive and sick sounding... *chills*

[mrapplemurderer]

hmm, an older vid.

back when he had a crappy mic

[heronoki]

His heart and mind took a break, this is his penis talking.

[IISJDee]

This is probably just me but listening to a guy talking creepily makes me horny...

[LitterBoxScandals]

Damn. 

[headwithbeard]

This makes so much sense. I feel like it's me.

[Gzorz]

honesty.

[lemonsaresocoollike]

Well, that was kinda creepy...

[Freedomofhackers]

i have a feeling he was drunk...

[TheSjpatrik]

@Freedomofhackers why? Because he was horny? :D

[ColdComrade]

This is video is like a song.

A girl with big full eyes makes me horny

A girl wearing yoga pants makes me horny

Delicate white skin and natural red hair makes me horny

A well filled pair of pants makes me horny.

[yojoe1221]

This I can fap to

[deadspace20324]

I'm getting horny ...

[dudettrocker]

this still makes me horny XD

[DerekD7777]

Ok i don't dislike this video but why does everybody like it?

[soOperWillyTron9000]

@DerekD7777 You're trisexual

[DerekD7777]

@soOperWillyTron9000 your quadsexual

[soOperWillyTron9000]

@DerekD7777 did you get that comeback from the comeback store?

and actually I'm quintasexual...✌ LOLOL

[DerekD7777]

@soOperWillyTron9000 i got that comeback from my dick!!!

[soOperWillyTron9000]

@DerekD7777 oh, that explains why it was so short.

[DerekD7777]

@soOperWillyTron9000 its enough to get the job done. Now get off my dick faggot!!!

[soOperWillyTron9000]

@DerekD7777 hmm seems you have resorted to name calling and filthy language. I don't care what anyone thinks of me and I'm secure with my sexuality :3 ▲

[MiaCries]

Thumbs up if you're proud to be a girl. :)

[MiaCries]

LMAO..

[queefus]

so this is muted?

[EveryBodySucks100]

LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!! LAUGH MY ASS OFF!!!

[dstarr5d]

Anyone else think "Bukowski?"

[smbrox]

@dstarr5d WoW!..not until you said that, but yeah...spot on!

[trancaothai]

I am horny too after 1:25

[reday23]

AWESOME!!!

[watchingyoumunch]

Watching the creation of poorly drawn women to a monotone masculine voice makes me horny.

Videos 1:25 long make me horny.

the word horny makes . . .

[RoqueM64]

If You put the two of those together forget about it.

[N47Z86]

I used to be horny like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Ratstail91]

I was laughing so hard I had trouble hitting the "like" button!

[zathura345]

The girls he draws aren't exactly attractive. But meh.

[NotADeadCat]

i love that this got flagged lol

[xthebuggerx]

I'm taking a strangely long shower. is that weird?

[giorgos424]

...i have no words!!!! hahahahah!!

[night0kitchen]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA that's great

[aerocutiegirl87]

Boys can get horny so easily that it's ridiculous sometimes xD

[soOperWillyTron9000]

Is it weird that this video gave me a boner? . . .

[DerekD7777]

@soOperWillyTron9000 your bisexual

[ZePopTart]

@soOperWillyTron9000 ... yes.

[Cha1nL]

@soOperWillyTron9000 Are you telling me that you're horny?

[GrimTheCrow]

That was unnecessary... Now everyone is horny.

[TheMagicHoodie]

Great, now I can't sleep because im so freaking horny

[lace2headphones]

I think out of all the videos I've watched of his, this is by far the creepiest sounding one he's made. Not so much the contents, but his voice O_O

[mabiniss2]

@lace2headphones I think it's because this video is from 2006, his audio recorder is different,

[TheOneChriss]

Ok this is the last one I'm watching.. I gotta go to bed damnit.

[suiters2009]

lmao "wtf" is all that came to mind when I watched this video...wtf being the traditional/original meaning not "wow that's fantastic"

[CarbineerKenny]

wow this guy seems smart, I think I'll watch of all his videos. I'll start with the first on-OH CHRIST.

[xXJuggalettex4lifeXx]

@CarbineerKenny Same reaction!

[steftinademeefst]

yes yes yes yes !!!!!!!

you are unbelievably fucking horny

good for you that's called self-knoledge

[TheEliteClanX]

omg, his voice is doing me hed in.

[Lillia4321]

The new videos are way better.

[mimzyme10]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!



[DoesItJustHappenToMe]

I think i heard his pants unzipping in the end o_o

[Jebus495]

This dude totally calls em as he sees em. That's all that's really important in life.

[gman2966]

I FEEL YOUR PAIN BROTHER MAN

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

So girls make you horny?

[Slewenski]

lol XD good to know that its that easy :p not like its any news but..still good to know :D

[emelybemely]

your voice is so attractiveeeeeeee

[ILIYYILI]

Damn... you're horny.

[Traveler246]

The Kim Kardashian sex tape makes me horny.

[maxfactor2007]

@Traveler246 omg



[Traveler246]

Had this been the first video I watched from Lev, I wouldn't have subscribed. Oh, who am I kidding? Of course I would have.

[xiocx1]

ROFL. AwEsOmE SaUcE DuDe!

[CrucifyTheBastard]

Was this narrated by Mister Rogers...?

[dubleap]

@lelas12 that makes no one horney you ugly slut

[lazyjain]

boy lev has come a long way

[Dinotuber]

So what I've gathered after having thoroughly analyzing the clip is that... girls make him horny

[Darkprotoman64]

Male 18-24

Female 18-24

Male 25-34

[max2082]

I'm sorry but the hint of a girl (young woman) with out a bra always turns me on a little even with older women. I guess it's just part of American culture that men can't handle themselves around the mere ideal of women's breasts. Especially bare breasts which I imagine is totally different in Europe.

[0oFlicko0]

@max2082 Now why would that be different over here?



[max2082]

@0oFlicko0 Is it possible we live in a country where censorship is the law of the land. Every where you look there is some kind of law saying that you have to hide your sexuality or else you will be fined or arrested or sued. Because of this I think us as Americans are more fascinated about sex more so then our European counterparts as they are very sexually open while America is pretty much sexually repressed.

[xXxXInspireMeXxXx]

ew who would go for a week without washing their hair?

[Darkphrase]

@xXxXInspireMeXxXx *raises hand*

[TearsOfDeathAngels]

@Darkphrase Same

[lelas12]

@xXxXInspireMeXxXx I have hair down to my waist and when I broke my arm I couldn't wash it. I just had someone put it in a braid everyday so it didn't get washed for a week.

[gaddig]

haha. it's funny cos according to my friends i've got huge full lips. makes them horny :P

[potsp]

Okey we get your very very horny

[Onegurrrlrev]

big full lips are the best

[Knoiv]

Besides the nipples being visible, and the stocks thats reary all i have in common

[nrzg12]

lol wow

[doom696mented]

take it this way, man. A good looking girl makes a guy horny and that's that

[algammond]

lol

[cifilorp]

hmm. he sounds even more depressed than usual. I wonder if it's a coincidence?

[Whatsursign]

Lev's voice makes me horny <3

[Nailsinmytummy]

@Whatsursign What the fuck?

[Whatsursign]

@Nailsinmytummy don't agree?

[Nailsinmytummy]

@Nailsinmytummy Oh no, I was just shocked, don't mind me. I think he's pretty cool tho.

[SinanMe]

I just listened for 1 minute and 15 seconds on what makes a male total stranger horny. Maybe I should see a doctor?

[Zappyguy111]

@SinanMe

I'd highly recommend it, I couldn't make a minute.

[TheRavenSinger]

@SinanMe

AgentXPQ's videos often have analytical undertones on society and human thought. This particular video seems to express the idea that men are quite simply turned on by just about anything and everything; it's a satire on masculine thought.

Then again, he could just be mussing about what makes him horny.

Welcome to YouTube. 

[Skilly9000]

@SinanMe Exactly my thoughts.

[raulsalas]

is this toby flenderson?

[pocoyo786]

does this video make you horny?

[criticalmass181]

I could, very well, have written the script for this..... I too, am unbelievably fucking horny...



[Tazn824]

"and i don't want to talk about this anymore because i'm unbelievably fucking horny" made. my. night. 

[freddakiko]

girls with dirty hair smell like sweat. all sweat smells like the sweat you smell at the gym.

[madmanslullaby1]

and i dont want to talk about this anymore because im unbelievebly fucking horny.

well that was my breaking point im horny

[Krommandant]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAH so funny, the tone of it is just so silly, I love it!

[alexjamesdf]

Yeah I agree with all those, especially when you can see their legs through a summer dress that's semi-opaque! There's a fashion in UK at the moment ( and has been for 4 years now ) of girls wearing skin-tight leggings with a t-shirt type top that serves as a very short skirt and if a girl with a hot body wears this combo it releases some strong chemical reactions into my blood stream and can distract me for a whole day or until I can release it into something.

[InkorrectLol]

LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL

[paintmeblacknblue]

This video makes me horny.

[BlackRose18br]

Lmao Half of those things described me XP

[cutedevil666hano]

OMG LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[iassen1]

I'm horny.

[bballpsycho64]

is anybody worried that this guy's gonna break into one of our houses and just rape somebody while muttering in that creepy voice?

[Raflegan]

@bballpsycho64 Reminds me of Phillip Seymour Hoffman's character in the movie 'Happiness' lol.

[EllaPlushenko]

@bballpsycho64 It's not rape if you enjoy it.

[bballpsycho64]

@EllaPlushenko that's true.

[EllaPlushenko]

@bballpsycho64 Yes, yes it is.

[jamesankrah88]

@bballpsycho64 Hahahaha lmao

[bakemonoshi]

I understand your need to show your heterosexuality, given what you might get from the youtube community, But nevertheless, hornyness is all about what you think makes you horny. Right? lol no homo (PROTECTION!)

[AlwaysSmile114]

Sooo basically girls make you horny.....

[PickleMyKumquat]

Your voice makes me horny.

[AkhandHindustan]

he is a horny bitch

[caspks16moo]

umm... wow, for me thats alittle 2 much info... but what ever floats your boat...

[XXGDUBSXX]

XD Why am I watching this? Because I'm secretly a little Jealous I didn't make this video first.

[singu7arity]

lol he sounds like the son from the family guy

[marcuAfrican]

do u wank on chat roulette ?

[LaGoonch]

Why must you make me horny?

[madmanslullaby1]

*groan* im so horny

[girlwithamission95]

uuummm.....

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

i sooo feel ya....again!..and NOW..i think i am horny!

[kvimik]

girls... damn them damn them for making me so damn horny

[silnetofsn]

girls do drive me hornyyyy!!!!

[JaysThoughts]

I just remembered why I hate this word.

[eriksson02]

a women should do a video like this, beacuse this is 100% true for every man, or atleast for me.

[LiveAtReykjavik]

@eriksson02 So we could do those things and make them horny. And if they're horny and we are horny...!

[ShayShayLaRae]

@eriksson02 will do...someday lol



[UberCrankyGB]

I hate to be horny... but I always am...

[MeCommentNoHere]

This was flagged...?

[GeneralCane]

hahahaha. Lawl.

[Freezykow]

And this is how it all started!

[VirginOfRape]

roflmao your voice is perfect XDDD

[RENEIND]

IM HORNY

[mkz234]

It makes me horny when i see a big ass really big but in cool proportion wow...ahh...i love big asses well boobs too but not so much an i like hot girls and and...

[vampirechriscole18]

chicks that wear alot of bracelets make me horny

[fundipinglefreakme]

haha lev ur silly(: and haha uhh wow it must b nice 2 b a boy v~v

[jakobkkk123]

man you need to rub one out every once in a while

[Jonipoon9]

I bet you had an epic fapping-session after you made this vid.

[chailizard]

Why in the name of fucking fuck was this flagged?

[ThePompousBitch]

@chailizard SOCCER MOMS

[TheJordanlea]

time for some porn ^^

[Ihatemyusernamemore]

A girl who I find hot who is really tall standing next to a girl I also find hot who is considerably shorter makes me INSANELY HORNY

[profsat5]

UTUBE,there is nothing wrong with this vid.I bunch of prude old females complained about this.I remember when they were leaving all kinds of their older wisdom for others to read"This is just so horrible""This is why young girls dress trashy"and so on.NO this is what keeps the love flowing in a relationship.This is not the 1800's,girls want to look as good as they can for there man!

[snorlax42]

Your voice was creepy in this one, but I must say, seeing the top half of a girl naked from behind makes me really horny...and I really don't know why.

[kattowitz4]

"and the smell of a girl's hair that hasn't been washed in a week makes me horny..."

WAIT WHAT!?

[egdapo]

@kattowitz4 my thoughts exactly lmao

[sirdavies94]

@kattowitz4 I thought that too lol :D

[Mehtaphorical]

@kattowitz4 You know what... I could see it. It's accumulated her natural, true, womanly fragrance. Women smell nice.

[ladyjayuk]

YOU SIR, ARE FABULOUS!

[jorger0923]

His voice makes me unbelievable f*cking horny...... LOL

[acimm123]

hahaha.. love this

[lui223202]

Best video ever!

[izie15100]

this video makes me feel incredibly awkward ..mostly because his horny voice sounds like a serial killer rapist clown O_____O

[Yourvidsucksbad]

and then he fapped.

[ninjamonkey508]

if your a girl and you liked this video, give this a thumbs up

[zshobuz]

@ninjamonkey508 your not even a girl, thats fucked up bro

[ninjamonkey508]

@zshobuz i got all the thumbs up didnt i? ;)