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  • Cars in the zone tend to spontanously fly and dive into the very fabric of the universe to create blackholes

    Dont tell me you didnt know that ,its a well known fact !

  • you opened a black hole

  • wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwrbwrwrwrbwrwee­eeeeee

  • Such is life in the zone.

  • The car spinned so fast, that he ripped a black hole,entered it, and vanished in a time and space continuam.

  • That was hilarious.

  • FUCK THA POLICE

  • Oh god my sides why the fucks is this so funny?

  • 1:06

    did it just burst in fucking flames!?!

  • 1:06

    did it just burst in fucking flames!?!

  • >AMD driver support

  • Car: "I have to go now. My planet needs me."

    (Car died on the way back to his home planet.)

  • This is what happens when you let a ghost drive an automobile

  • THE BLACK SUN HAS COME

  • It spins so fast it actually creates a black hole

  • Kill it with fire

  • It looks like this game has...*takes off glasses* AN ANOMALY!!

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHH!!!!

  • came here to get my daily dose

  • Seven days.

  • I WAS PLANNING ON SLEEPING

  • That's got the be the funniest glitch i ever seen in a game!

    I love STALKER!!

  • Proof that Stalker is possesed by the demon

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  • Such is life in the Zone

  • Seven days.

  • Near infinite speed? Doc got time travel all wrong. A realistic portayal of what would happen: The universe would crash.

  • Strange car glitch? it seems normal to me.

  • Marked One, WHAT THE HELL

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  • O.e its the ring tape....

  • THE DREAM IS COLLAPSING

  • IT'S A BEEEE

  • Time for a MOT!

  • IT'S TEARING A WHOLE INTO REALITY ITSELF

  • such is life in the zone

  • the zone has many mysteries

  • Miota nim jak szatan...

  • Inb4 BSOD 

  • What happened to the "Such is life in the Zone" comment?

  • That's why they removed vehicles

  • "... and that's how the universe was created children".

  • This must be where whirligig anomalies come from.

  • It's....Beautiful

  • THE HELL

  • too deep for me

  • How has this not been made into a Geddan yet?

  • is this "the Ring" ?

  • That's not a bug, that's a feature.

  • I have to go my stalker need me.

  • SPACE ANOMALY HUHUHU

  • this is why there are no women in the zone

  • Oh god, it's screaming in pain!

  • average_female_driver.avi

  • LOL all the previous comments on this vid are failed attempts at being funny

  • This accurately depicts how a Yugo drives.

  • 7 days :(

  • perfectly normal.

  • jeez that would mind fuck the shit out of you on a moniter set to 240 Hertz 0.o

  • It's frightened. 

  • WAAARP SPEEEED

  • The X-Ray engine at it's finest.

  • 6 people were in that car

  • Es un agujero negro, nos esta tragando!!!

  • He certainly got out of there.

  • IT WAS EETEE!

    0:25 BLACK HOLE!

    0:40 SCREAM CAR :D

    1:02 HOLY SHIT YOU DESTROYED ZONA :D NO FUCKING MONOLITH JUST CARS :D

  • big rigs 2

  • @MrMovienator

    Damn, I was gonna make this exact same comment.

  • Drive out of here Stalker

  • Get out of here Stalker

  • 0:25 WTF is happining

  • I fucking lost it when the car hit the ground

  • Get out of here, car

  • 7 days...

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  • And this is why you don't go directly into LUDICROUS SPEED.

    The more you know.

  • That sound is indeed hilarious

  • Fuckin' psychotropic artifacts.

  • ...what's in this vodka again?

  • Next time do not divide by zero

  • Huh.

    I guess I can see why they left them out.

  • IT WANTS TO COME OUT OF THE SCREEN

  • That's the strangest anomaly I have ever seen.

  • that's what happens when you divide by zero

    I know it's old

    but it's true!

    I tried in real life

  • Chuck Norris was here.

  • now thats an anomaly !

  • Oh dear god, it's peering into my soul.

  • Oh my lord a UFO!

  • Cars: Creating Black Holes below the Zone since S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Alpha.

  • In Soviet Russia, Law of Physics breaks YOU!

  • it's not bug, it's a feature.

  • And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is how the universe was created.

  • the truth about black holes

  • It just exploded

  • This is art.

  • The car approaches the speed of light as it spins exponentially faster. The bright white light is the infinite energy which is used to make it reach the speed of light, and creates a black hole. As it continues to add more and more spin to the black hole, its mass approaches infinite and nearly creates a singularity. Then the game crashes.

  • So let me get this straight. Gravity fucks up which causes the car to go flying and then it goes back but the car has started to spin and then near the end it spins to fast that it created a black hole which then sucks up the entire world

    life in the zone is a weird one

  • Watch out for Anomalies stalker...

  • GOTYAY

  • INFINITE ENERGY!

  • THE SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR TO BIG RIGS!!

  • ahahahaha i rofl'ed with the last seconds

  • you should probably take that to an engineer.

  • you shouldn't drink and drive

  • now you are thinking with portals

  • Strelok makes his own anomalies.

  • I CAN SEE FOREVER

    Also, I can practically hear Strelok exclaiming "FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUU"

  • I've seen this. Your car just has a leaky Z-buffer.

  • I think you broke your game.

  • do you live in tchernobyle

  • THE ZONE HAS CLAIMED ANOTHER CAR.

  • IT KEEPS HAPPENING

  • I thought Satan was going to jump out of that black portal and kill me...

  • Sounds like a alien or something say "woooooooow" as it speeds up "WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW­" lol..

  • Ladies and gentleman, that, is how you create a universe.

  • Glitch to Hell soon fellow Stalker.

  • @DarkApostleMatt - Really? When?

  • @DarkApostleMatt Oh really? When?

  • I LOL'D SO FUCKING HARD

  • Scariest noise I've ever heard.

  • :48 opened a portal to the abyss

  • @MrRik338 LMFAO that's exactly what I was thinking...

  • wait.... did i just watched the ring video tape???

  • This is how I drive to work every day.

  • "fucking mutants man, now what?!" "i know! lets make a hole in the time-space with the car!" "...good idea!"

  • SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY

  • Just another day in the zone.

  • POWER THE MAIN THRUSTERS

  • I didn't even know you could drive cars in this game.

  • Very art - -"

  • Haters gonna hate.

  • your mind on acid

  • GAME PATCH SOON FELLOW STALKER

  • @frylock237 - Really?

  • GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

  • I think you genius' perfected black hole technology!

  • @abandonnez i feel ya bro

  • Ahh! It's big rigs all over again! GET OUT OF MY LIFE! :(

  • Such is life in the Zone.

  • ahahahhahaha

  • JESUS CHRIST

  • This is how the universe was created

  • @MrDow123 and the "dun" at the end was the big bang? =)

  • Grand theft stalker ? (=

  • This is what the end of the world will look like.

  • just another day in the zone

  • Maybe it's because they can't fix the glitch that they take out the cars in the formal releases?

  • Spinning that car into multiple blackholes to the point of light being create, then crashing the world. Win!

  • just another day in the zone.

  • OH GOD WHAT D:

  • 0:45 Black Hole Anomalie xDDDD

  • YOU'RE WINNER!

  • DUN

    rofl

  • what the fuck

  • I CAN SEE FOREVER

  • spinnaz

  • S.T.A.L.K.E.R.'s a gold mine for glitches. So I've heard.

  • you've crossed the event horizon. there is no hope for you now.

  • that black spot... it's like a horror movie lol

  • Black hole sun! wont you come! and wash away the pain!

  • 0:45 My god.. It's full of stars.

  • The Zone has claimed your Jeep.

  • damn!!!

  • Is this what the end of the world looks like?

  • Did you see the car! They flipped the bitch!

  • @Partsley88 You mean the pool?

  • There was a car here. It's gone now.

  • IT'S SUCKING ME IN!!!

  • YOU HAVE OPENED A WORMHOLE

    I CAN SEE FOREVER

  • Jesus Christ Almighty! That car just created a black hole!

  • BLOWOUT SOON

  • @DiscreteOpinion when?

  • I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME!!

  • car is the storm.

  • The real reason why the United States never attacked the Soviet Union.

    Soviet cars are all weapons of arcane eldritch destruction.

  • Smoke weed errday

  • JESUS CHRIST, IT MADE A BLACK HOLE.

  • just another day in the zone.

  • This is what happens when you buy a car in the Ukraine

  • thats how god created us

  • And that is how babies are made.

  • Looks like Big Rigs

  • divide by zero