Lol, today, when i was in school, our old math teacher retired, and new verry tall(female) teacher came in our class :D When she asked my friend, Mihajlo(Or Michael, on english ;) whats his name, he answered her "My name is Bond, James Bond" :D
@cojosao616 Technically Casino Royal was the first Bond film because of the novels. Besides Bond gets his double oh seven status in Casino Royal & how ccould he be a double oh agent without the status for it?
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We have what we think might be the next James Bond song?.. Tell us what you think:) It's playing as the primary song on our new channel - so just click on ManifestEleven (my youtube name) and listen. James Bond?.. Yes?.. No?
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MAN JAMES BOND IS NEARLY LIKE GOD HE CAN HANDLE 25 GUYS AGAINST HIM IMAGINE HIM STNADING UP TO SCHOOL BULLYS IF HE CAN HANDLE 100 MAN THATS AGIANST HIM
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@LiIGrim ok dude...say stuff tht is realistic....James bond didn't have "super powers" in any movie...And cars, chicks, gadgets are all realistic things tht can be achieved !
Bond sure sweated when asked to sing. A lot of women in the series may have had suggestive names, but I only recall 2 that sounded like female anatomy, & both were "pussy". Holly Goodhead of Moonraker sounded like male anatomy, in Thunderball, & Never Say Never Again, I don't see the sexual relevance, although there may be one. Goodnight of "Golden Gun" sounded sexual, but not anatomically specific. I don't recall the names of the women in "For Your Eyes Only", or "The Dpy Who Loved Me".
Thumbs up if you feel like strangling the guy with the white cat every time you see him
Kennefo 1 day ago 2
Actually James Bond sweats in Goldeneye and one of his gadgets for vehicles is a BMW
cubeproduktion 1 day ago
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orphelia90 1 day ago
Hahahahahaha LEGITIMATELY FUNNY!
TinkerTailorSoldier0 1 day ago
Great video but why is your indiana jones theme song blocked for copyright infringement? Didn't you come up with it yourself?
4513radkej 5 days ago
"Her name reminds me of female anatomy" Possibly the most truthful line in parody-history.
SweCats 6 days ago
After 6 years I still like this
wouterMC5000 6 days ago
10 seconds is enough for me to hate this
gocats295 1 week ago
@gocats295
1 second is enough for me to hate you
88RANDOMDANDOM 1 week ago 8
@88RANDOMDANDOM Not my fault you make your self look and act like a fool
gocats295 1 week ago
Lol, today, when i was in school, our old math teacher retired, and new verry tall(female) teacher came in our class :D When she asked my friend, Mihajlo(Or Michael, on english ;) whats his name, he answered her "My name is Bond, James Bond" :D
stefkestar1 1 week ago
fuck ur ass
DeusBello 1 week ago
can`t wait for Sky-fall to come out it`s the newest James bond movie with Daniel Craig btw I have a way with gadgets too :D
lheureuxlinks 2 weeks ago
awesomeness
bassaphoneset 2 weeks ago
this video is so much better than that viral crap that "RunningCorners" made....
gabedom420 2 weeks ago
I was pissing mysel lauging up until 1:20, when I realised he said "look out FOR" I thought at the start he said "Look out, whore!"
Jexington80 2 weeks ago
i would definitely buy this on itunes
cpfcrule1997 2 weeks ago in playlist Goldentusk
Would anyone else buy these on iTunes?
TheEveningProphet 2 weeks ago in playlist The Theme Songs
Skipping town after a one night stand...NOW THATS A PLAN!
P2J6O8 2 weeks ago
this is really genius hahahaha
superjoentje2000 3 weeks ago
wtf is this crap ??!?!?!?
bestfrombests 3 weeks ago
I was playin Goldeneye the other day for the N64. Could NOT stop thinking of this song lol :)
insarmanse 3 weeks ago in playlist The Theme Songs
he sweats in casino royal!!
jacobcorbin1 3 weeks ago
like if your look at this in 2012
MrRoblox00 3 weeks ago
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jigsawkiller013 3 weeks ago
do the green hornet theme
lopezbros6464 3 weeks ago
1st Bond movie: Dr. No
When the tarantula crawls onto Bond in his sleep, and he wakes up to find it on his shoulder, Sean Connery is sweating like a pig.
cojosao616 4 weeks ago
@cojosao616 Technically Casino Royal was the first Bond film because of the novels. Besides Bond gets his double oh seven status in Casino Royal & how ccould he be a double oh agent without the status for it?
P2J6O8 2 weeks ago
@P2J6O8 I meant first as in when the movies were produced. Dr. No was the first Bond movie released, but Casino Royale was the first storyline-wise.
cojosao616 2 weeks ago
@P2J6O8 It's not "double oh seven" it's 007.
WimpyLightning 2 weeks ago
@WimpyLightning Its the same thing schmuck!!!
P2J6O8 2 weeks ago
@P2J6O8 I'm not Jewish, and there is a big difference. Double oh seven is this: ohohseven
WimpyLightning 2 weeks ago
People must makes shits. This is crap, not fun.
zdenekstary1 4 weeks ago
*No Animals Were Harmed In The Making Of This Video*
WimpyLightning 1 month ago
No vacation ? You must be a mad man !
qlamov666 1 month ago
Why is it that in the start when he says "do you expect me to talk?" he is sweating like a pig?
DaniellovesNES 1 month ago
heheheheheheheheh this is gooooood
1509ghdm 1 month ago
why does the guy at 0:08 look like a blonde justin bieber
bmw3735 1 month ago
I'm doing Let's Plays of several Bond games on my channel.
BladeravenGaming 1 month ago
Dr. No disliked this 1544 times
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Thumbs up if you want Connery, Lazenby, Moore, Dalton, and Brosnan to do cameos in Craig's BOND!
marlemus 1 month ago
he sweats in start
TheEdBond007Friends 1 month ago
0:44-0:46 a secret command ?
Look the eyes :D
xxNeoblade 1 month ago
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i used to be James bond, but then i took an arrow to the knee
countercole1 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
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i used to be James bond, but then i took an arrow to the knee
countercole1 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
i used to be James bond, but then i took an arrow to the knee
countercole1 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Sweat. No Sweat
Alexantendo 1 month ago
i too have a way with woman, this song fills in my alter ego
HeadSmeg123 1 month ago
James Bond is the classic British spy. That's why this is good
Batman00753 1 month ago
at 2:34 you should of put "Really expensive cars, pre paid credit cards"
BrickHouse411 1 month ago
LOL! :D
Ufazz28 1 month ago
dont do thats on 1:31
captainwaffleable 1 month ago
I thought the guy in the thumbnail was Tony Montana.
NottinghamForest22 1 month ago
Does anyone else just notice that the cat is just being tourtuerd kill him James bond
rachelcraig42 1 month ago
I don't like this song.
SinCitySeller 1 month ago
This is your key to fame my friend... GOOD LUCK!
AGDCrompton 1 month ago
Mission: Torture the cat!
alfredso168 1 month ago in playlist The Theme Songs
do expect me to talk no mr.bond i expect you to sing
rexy1560 1 month ago
horrible
stuff2991 1 month ago
I went to school and when the substitute asked me for my name, I said:
Name's Bond. James Bond.
MiniminymoRoblox 1 month ago in playlist The Theme Songs
Very Good!
xxxRitter1xxx 1 month ago
You guys are so awesome! How long does it take you to think of lyrics to these themes
MMMT4848108 1 month ago
not nice dude jame bond is awesome
god4377 1 month ago
@god4377 its a joke!!!
MoeLester8 1 month ago
this guy is jewish
m4lyfe614 1 month ago
@m4lyfe614 no hes not
god4377 1 month ago
I am speechless... WOW This video is amazing! You are fantastic! The lyrics are incredible! wow! Great job! You are so cool... I am a fan!
ISEE4ISAW 2 months ago
Thumbs up if James Bond brought you here...
WrEkGaMiNg 2 months ago 65
lol
MyPolo900 2 months ago
Bond...James Bond
HUMAIDSALIM 2 months ago
what software did you use?
921zachattack 2 months ago
@Goldentusk cought you at 0:24 to 0:26 :D (Tip:Look his hand :D)
AtomicBomb1985 2 months ago
Just watch as James Bond gets shot after he watches this
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pullalot1 2 months ago
"I have a way with women...but most of the time it ends bad." Hilarious, but true.
Lee1995S 2 months ago
@Lee1995S naturly it would end bad
legoWW2STARWARSdude 2 months ago
Masterful
GeneralMaxwell3 2 months ago
how does he come up with these lyrics?
bass72731 2 months ago
"most of the time it ends bad..."
BansheeMilk 2 months ago
cool just turned 18
nicky24ist 2 months ago
The song was good, but the special effects had some noticeable flaws, especially at 0:24.
I did watch the whole thing and notice more flaws in the effects, but overall, I liked the video.
Sly88Frye 2 months ago
Have you ever seen Bond Sweat?
No. Hes Cold Blooded.
MiniminymoRoblox 2 months ago in playlist The Theme Songs 32
@MiniminymoRoblox Only at the beginning of this vid.
fubleduck 2 weeks ago 3
Epic dude
LilySimonaLily 2 months ago
have you herd the SAW theme from him it is epic i evan sing to it
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do you expect me to talk ?
MegaXXGrimReaperXx 2 months ago
1,500 people cant tie a good knot
TheSimsArchitects 2 months ago in playlist The Theme Songs
when the guy on the left says "watch out" the guy on the right says "for" it sounds like he's saying whore
MrMe1997me 2 months ago
bourne can take down bond in 1 hour
torpedo192 2 months ago
sitting on the sofa watching James Bond and singing goldentusk's lyrics to the theme :)
poodroppingsguy007 2 months ago in playlist The Theme Songs
He does sweat look in the world is not enough the chair scene.
TopOfTheGear1 2 months ago
disappointed i didnt see a golden gun
Wren188 2 months ago in playlist The Theme Songs
ha i am a lonely girl from the uk
GalinaLubaqj106 2 months ago
that cat is sooooo cute! :D
qeliqali 3 months ago
thumbs up if ur watching this in 2011
ThePunisher4131 3 months ago 7
This honestly just made my day!! Fucking hilarious! Lol
anokabballer22 3 months ago
you know what i got out of this video?
that i should rent the James Bond movies and watch him for sweat.
BTTFPokePirate 3 months ago 79
@BTTFPokePirate
he did in casino royal, stupid Daniel Craig
jacobcorbin1 1 month ago
I have always loved this song
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39jodiMorel3845 3 months ago
Everytime I hear the james bond theme song i hear these lyrics in my head!!!
paper43pencil45 3 months ago
*No cats were harmed in the process of this song*
PokegumOfTime 3 months ago 61
im so lonley
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101greengiant 3 months ago 2
@101greengiant But there are ten facts, when you count them and ignoring the numbers. Credit to you though :)
0MrsDemyx0 3 months ago
Exactly
SiftingAce1 3 months ago
you realize u skipped 5 too right?!
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ManifestEleven 3 months ago
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champFichtnerBourne 3 months ago
@champFichtnerBourne What I DID notice is that there's only 8 and you skipped 5.
valiare1947 3 months ago
@valiare1947 Jajajajajajajaja I did notice that ;D I just put that for fun :P
champFichtnerBourne 3 months ago
@champFichtnerBourne I didn't smile, though. YOU LOSE.
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CallesChannel 3 months ago
my dad was in quantum or solase he play the bad guys body guard! i'v never met him though i would like to
elliekelliebellie 3 months ago
NICE
TheEdwarto 3 months ago
funny!!
Mrvideogamemaster7 3 months ago
James Bond is a big part of the reason why I want a BMW or an Aston Martin.
TheCarguy974 3 months ago
Awesome
bedrantje 4 months ago
hrm tell me the way you wann feel me, make me hot, and get hot with me
doneyjohson 4 months ago
check out james bond dubstep on my channel!! bondstep
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nritt1 4 months ago
@nritt1 and you didn't realize you skipped 5
SlurpeerulezGS05 4 months ago
@nritt1 You also forgot 5.
ConkersOtherBadDay 3 months ago
@nritt1 im just replying, i stopped reading your comment after the 1st fact
ismael97ripper 3 months ago
bond: i have my way with women
woman: i hate you
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netjuba 4 months ago
I'm being him for Halloween and James bond movies and the video game is the best
chaseypff 4 months ago 2
MAN JAMES BOND IS NEARLY LIKE GOD HE CAN HANDLE 25 GUYS AGAINST HIM IMAGINE HIM STNADING UP TO SCHOOL BULLYS IF HE CAN HANDLE 100 MAN THATS AGIANST HIM
JBL788 4 months ago
@JBL788 dude, i dont think he had to deal with bullies, especialy on the days he wore a rollex.
TheFourohsix 4 months ago
THAT IS SOOO NOT THE THEME SONG OF JAMES BOND!
saifaldeen8 4 months ago
@saifaldeen8 YES IT IS
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jacobcorbin1 4 months ago 2
IN one word love ITTTTTT!!!!!
katteke14 4 months ago
all of this guys videos are good...but honestly I think this is the best
Belgariok 4 months ago
haha
StevenCompainYTC 4 months ago
I'm sorry but my favourite bit is still the lock your DOOR watch out FOR
Randomcow7 4 months ago
Check out THE BOND BAND on the wozzatpt channel on YouTube. They are a British band that gives dead-on performances of 007 music. Great singing too.
Federalism24 4 months ago
After four years, I still know the lyrics by heart
BlameItOnTheUnicorns 4 months ago
1481 People are russians.
MiniminymoRoblox 4 months ago in playlist The Theme Songs
55 people got been shot by James Bond in a toilet.
scotsman125 4 months ago
That's him? THAT"S NOT HIM !!! (but then again... NAh!)
ericleo2011 4 months ago
goon on the left needs less drugs and the goon on the right needs more
jimmythewolfman1995 4 months ago
Even singing this he's never sweat!
RoyaleZero101 4 months ago
At 2:45 SF SPCA would not find this scene hilarious, BUT I WOULD!! XD
GenghisKhantGrill 4 months ago
that was awsome
tromuniapp 4 months ago
This is stupid
dulangutang123 4 months ago
@dulangutang123 Yes you are.
Ice0ace 4 months ago
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Ice0ace 4 months ago
playin with the blue screen =D
patrik99theking 4 months ago
Live Life like James Bond people...Chicks, cars, cool gadgets, money...What else u want in life ?
smartdon007 4 months ago 68
@smartdon007 a TARDIS
8krusader 4 months ago in playlist songs
@smartdon007 u forgot the chicks the chicks and the chicks
jsdjinmaster 4 months ago
@smartdon007 James Bond not Batman
nickanvar 3 months ago
@smartdon007 a time machine
LiIGrim 2 months ago
@LiIGrim Sorry dude, I prefer chicks and cars over time machine any day
smartdon007 2 months ago
@smartdon007 super powers
LiIGrim 2 months ago
@LiIGrim ok dude...say stuff tht is realistic....James bond didn't have "super powers" in any movie...And cars, chicks, gadgets are all realistic things tht can be achieved !
smartdon007 2 months ago
@smartdon007 gadgets and 00 agents aren't realisticc
LiIGrim 2 months ago
@LiIGrim ok...may be not to all extent...but to some extent they r ...and i guess they r much more realistic over time machine and 'super powers' !
smartdon007 2 months ago
@smartdon007 well a time machine is a gadget. and 00's never sweat or die, that must be a super power :/
LiIGrim 2 months ago
@LiIGrim Not really...Tht's wht u call "British film industry" !
smartdon007 2 months ago
@smartdon007 sounds like super power to me
LiIGrim 2 months ago
Bond sure sweated when asked to sing. A lot of women in the series may have had suggestive names, but I only recall 2 that sounded like female anatomy, & both were "pussy". Holly Goodhead of Moonraker sounded like male anatomy, in Thunderball, & Never Say Never Again, I don't see the sexual relevance, although there may be one. Goodnight of "Golden Gun" sounded sexual, but not anatomically specific. I don't recall the names of the women in "For Your Eyes Only", or "The Dpy Who Loved Me".
niflap 4 months ago in playlist Liked
They should make a James Bond where James Bond dies.
Error404AccessDenied 4 months ago
@Error404AccessDenied Why?
RoyaleZero101 4 months ago
James Bond is the fuckin' bomb...
yogort23 4 months ago
James Bond recently became less spy and more Rambo
DJBranden 4 months ago 98
Oh my god, Tusk, you finally did my favorite movie XD I fucking love you man (No homo =_= )
MrSonicblast 4 months ago
@MrSonicblast finally? dude this has been out since 2006
TheL1LxJCx99 4 months ago
@TheL1LxJCx99 >_>
I guess I didn't find it yet :l
Also, now he's so not true about the not sweatting part! He's sweated plenty of times :P
MrSonicblast 4 months ago
@MrSonicblast its a joke man do u know anything hahaha jk but it is a joke
TheL1LxJCx99 4 months ago
@TheL1LxJCx99 yeah i know, he does sweat still lol xD
Still though, he never does sweat during the actual fights O_o(I mean actual fist fights)
I think the only time he actually sweated during a fight was in goldeneye, when he faught that chick in the saunna room xD
MrSonicblast 4 months ago
This james bond is better than daniel craig :P
DBZKINGJ 4 months ago
1472 people have no taste.
niflap 4 months ago
Woot for teh cat!
freakofmadness1 5 months ago
Do you know he is meant to be an English spy but the SAS and the FBI will properly find out that he's American
shock656 5 months ago
Cool.
onmyown8100 5 months ago
why is it that for every one of these videos, some moron leaves "musical?" as a comment?
orken7 5 months ago