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  • Thumbs up if you feel like strangling the guy with the white cat every time you see him

  • Actually James Bond sweats in Goldeneye and one of his gadgets for vehicles is a BMW

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  • Hahahahahaha LEGITIMATELY FUNNY!

  • Great video but why is your indiana jones theme song blocked for copyright infringement? Didn't you come up with it yourself?

  • "Her name reminds me of female anatomy" Possibly the most truthful line in parody-history.

  • After 6 years I still like this

  • 10 seconds is enough for me to hate this

  • @gocats295

    1 second is enough for me to hate you

  • @88RANDOMDANDOM Not my fault you make your self look and act like a fool

  • Lol, today, when i was in school, our old math teacher retired, and new verry tall(female) teacher came in our class :D When she asked my friend, Mihajlo(Or Michael, on english ;) whats his name, he answered her "My name is Bond, James Bond" :D

  • fuck ur ass

  • can`t wait for Sky-fall to come out it`s the newest James bond movie with Daniel Craig btw I have a way with gadgets too :D

  • awesomeness

    

  • this video is so much better than that viral crap that "RunningCorners" made....

  • I was pissing mysel lauging up until 1:20, when I realised he said "look out FOR" I thought at the start he said "Look out, whore!"

  • i would definitely buy this on itunes

  • Would anyone else buy these on iTunes?

  • Skipping town after a one night stand...NOW THATS A PLAN!

  • this is really genius hahahaha

  • wtf is this crap ??!?!?!?

  • I was playin Goldeneye the other day for the N64. Could NOT stop thinking of this song lol :)

  • he sweats in casino royal!!

  • like if your look at this in 2012

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  • do the green hornet theme

  • 1st Bond movie: Dr. No

    When the tarantula crawls onto Bond in his sleep, and he wakes up to find it on his shoulder, Sean Connery is sweating like a pig.

  • @cojosao616 Technically Casino Royal was the first Bond film because of the novels. Besides Bond gets his double oh seven status in Casino Royal & how ccould he be a double oh agent without the status for it?

  • @P2J6O8 I meant first as in when the movies were produced. Dr. No was the first Bond movie released, but Casino Royale was the first storyline-wise.

  • @P2J6O8 It's not "double oh seven" it's 007.

  • @WimpyLightning Its the same thing schmuck!!!

  • @P2J6O8 I'm not Jewish, and there is a big difference. Double oh seven is this: ohohseven

  • People must makes shits. This is crap, not fun.

  • *No Animals Were Harmed In The Making Of This Video*

  • No vacation ? You must be a mad man !

  • Why is it that in the start when he says "do you expect me to talk?" he is sweating like a pig?

  • heheheheheheheheh this is gooooood

  • why does the guy at 0:08 look like a blonde justin bieber

  • I'm doing Let's Plays of several Bond games on my channel.

  • Dr. No disliked this 1544 times

  • he sweats in start

  • 0:44-0:46 a secret command ?

    Look the eyes :D

  • i used to be James bond, but then i took an arrow to the knee

  • Sweat. No Sweat

  • i too have a way with woman, this song fills in my alter ego

  • James Bond is the classic British spy. That's why this is good

  • at 2:34 you should of put "Really expensive cars, pre paid credit cards"

  • LOL! :D

  • dont do thats on 1:31

  • I thought the guy in the thumbnail was Tony Montana.

  • Does anyone else just notice that the cat is just being tourtuerd kill him James bond

  • I don't like this song.

  • This is your key to fame my friend... GOOD LUCK!

  • Mission: Torture the cat!

  • do expect me to talk no mr.bond i expect you to sing

  • horrible

  • I went to school and when the substitute asked me for my name, I said:

    Name's Bond. James Bond.

  • Very Good!

  • You guys are so awesome! How long does it take you to think of lyrics to these themes

  • not nice dude jame bond is awesome

  • @god4377 its a joke!!!

  • this guy is jewish

  • @m4lyfe614 no hes not

  • I am speechless... WOW This video is amazing! You are fantastic! The lyrics are incredible! wow! Great job! You are so cool... I am a fan!

  • Thumbs up if James Bond brought you here...

  • lol

  • Bond...James Bond

  • what software did you use?

  • @Goldentusk cought you at 0:24 to 0:26 :D (Tip:Look his hand :D)

  • Just watch as James Bond gets shot after he watches this

  • "I have a way with women...but most of the time it ends bad." Hilarious, but true.

  • @Lee1995S naturly it would end bad

  • Masterful

  • how does he come up with these lyrics?

  • "most of the time it ends bad..."

  • cool just turned 18

  • The song was good, but the special effects had some noticeable flaws, especially at 0:24.

    I did watch the whole thing and notice more flaws in the effects, but overall, I liked the video.

  • Have you ever seen Bond Sweat?

    No. Hes Cold Blooded.

  • @MiniminymoRoblox Only at the beginning of this vid.

  • Epic dude 

  • have you herd the SAW theme from him it is epic i evan sing to it

  • 1,500 people cant tie a good knot

  • when the guy on the left says "watch out" the guy on the right says "for" it sounds like he's saying whore

  • bourne can take down bond in 1 hour

  • sitting on the sofa watching James Bond and singing goldentusk's lyrics to the theme :)

  • He does sweat look in  the world is not enough the chair scene.

  • disappointed i didnt see a golden gun

  • ha i am a lonely girl from the uk

  • that cat is sooooo cute! :D

  • thumbs up if ur watching this in 2011

  • This honestly just made my day!! Fucking hilarious! Lol

  • you know what i got out of this video?

    that i should rent the James Bond movies and watch him for sweat.

  • @BTTFPokePirate

    he did in casino royal, stupid Daniel Craig

  • I have always loved this song

  • Everytime I hear the james bond theme song i hear these lyrics in my head!!!

  • *No cats were harmed in the process of this song*

    

  • im so lonley

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  • @101greengiant But there are ten facts, when you count them and ignoring the numbers. Credit to you though :)

  • Exactly

  • you realize u skipped 5 too right?!

  • 10 facts:

    1. You are reading this comment

    2. you are realizing that this is a stupid fact

    4. You didn't notice I skipped three. You're checking now (that was a smoove move)

    6. Your smiling

    7. You are still reading my comment

    9. You didn't realize I skipped 8

    10. Your checkin again and smiling about how you fell 4 it again

    11. You are enjoying this. U didn't realize there are only supposed to be 10 facts. Copy and paste this 2 another video for a best day tommorrow

  • @champFichtnerBourne What I DID notice is that there's only 8 and you skipped 5.

  • @valiare1947 Jajajajajajajaja I did notice that ;D I just put that for fun :P

  • @champFichtnerBourne I didn't smile, though. YOU LOSE.

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  • my dad was in quantum or solase he play the bad guys body guard! i'v never met him though i would like to

  • NICE

  • funny!!

  • James Bond is a big part of the reason why I want a BMW or an Aston Martin.

  • Awesome

  • hrm tell me the way you wann feel me, make me hot, and get hot with me

  • check out james bond dubstep on my channel!! bondstep

  • @nritt1 and you didn't realize you skipped 5

  • @nritt1 You also forgot 5.

  • @nritt1 im just replying, i stopped reading your comment after the 1st fact

  • bond: i have my way with women

    woman: i hate you

  • James Bond 007 Complete Collection BDRip x264-Zeeflo

    direct links update

    pastebin[dot]com/4piDeKcR

  • I'm being him for Halloween and James bond movies and the video game is the best

  • MAN JAMES BOND IS NEARLY LIKE GOD HE CAN HANDLE 25 GUYS AGAINST HIM IMAGINE HIM STNADING UP TO SCHOOL BULLYS IF HE CAN HANDLE 100 MAN THATS AGIANST HIM

  • @JBL788 dude, i dont think he had to deal with bullies, especialy on the days he wore a rollex.

  • THAT IS SOOO NOT THE THEME SONG OF JAMES BOND!

  • @saifaldeen8 YES IT IS

  • IN one word love ITTTTTT!!!!!

  • all of this guys videos are good...but honestly I think this is the best

  • haha

  • I'm sorry but my favourite bit is still the lock your DOOR watch out FOR

  • Check out THE BOND BAND on the wozzatpt channel on YouTube. They are a British band that gives dead-on performances of 007 music. Great singing too.

  • After four years, I still know the lyrics by heart

  • 1481 People are russians.

  • 55 people got been shot by James Bond in a toilet.

  • That's him? THAT"S NOT HIM !!! (but then again... NAh!)

  • goon on the left needs less drugs and the goon on the right needs more

  • Even singing this he's never sweat!

  • At 2:45 SF SPCA would not find this scene hilarious, BUT I WOULD!! XD

  • that was awsome

  • This is stupid

  • @dulangutang123 Yes you are.

  • playin with the blue screen =D

  • Live Life like James Bond people...Chicks, cars, cool gadgets, money...What else u want in life ?

  • @smartdon007 a TARDIS

  • @smartdon007 u forgot the chicks the chicks and the chicks

  • @smartdon007 James Bond not Batman

  • @smartdon007 a time machine

  • @LiIGrim Sorry dude, I prefer chicks and cars over time machine any day

  • @smartdon007 super powers

  • @LiIGrim ok dude...say stuff tht is realistic....James bond didn't have "super powers" in any movie...And cars, chicks, gadgets are all realistic things tht can be achieved !

  • @smartdon007 gadgets and 00 agents aren't realisticc

  • @LiIGrim ok...may be not to all extent...but to some extent they r ...and i guess they r much more realistic over time machine and 'super powers' !

  • @smartdon007 well a time machine is a gadget. and 00's never sweat or die, that must be a super power :/

  • @LiIGrim Not really...Tht's wht u call "British film industry" ! 

  • @smartdon007 sounds like super power to me

  • Bond sure sweated when asked to sing. A lot of women in the series may have had suggestive names, but I only recall 2 that sounded like female anatomy, & both were "pussy". Holly Goodhead of Moonraker sounded like male anatomy, in Thunderball, & Never Say Never Again, I don't see the sexual relevance, although there may be one. Goodnight of "Golden Gun" sounded sexual, but not anatomically specific. I don't recall the names of the women in "For Your Eyes Only", or "The Dpy Who Loved Me".

  • They should make a James Bond where James Bond dies.

  • James Bond is the fuckin' bomb...

  • James Bond recently became less spy and more Rambo

  • Oh my god, Tusk, you finally did my favorite movie XD I fucking love you man (No homo =_= )

  • @MrSonicblast finally? dude this has been out since 2006

  • @TheL1LxJCx99 >_>

    I guess I didn't find it yet :l

    Also, now he's so not true about the not sweatting part! He's sweated plenty of times :P

  • @MrSonicblast its a joke man do u know anything hahaha jk but it is a joke

  • @TheL1LxJCx99 yeah i know, he does sweat still lol xD

    Still though, he never does sweat during the actual fights O_o(I mean actual fist fights)

    I think the only time he actually sweated during a fight was in goldeneye, when he faught that chick in the saunna room xD

  • This james bond is better than daniel craig :P

  • 1472 people have no taste.

  • Woot for teh cat!

  • Do you know he is meant to be an English spy but the SAS and the FBI will properly find out that he's American

  • Cool.

    

  • why is it that for every one of these videos, some moron leaves "musical?" as a comment?