Science is fully compatible with many religions and philosophical beliefs. Many people throughout history have claimed that science is their religion. That being said, I despise anti-science people.
"How can you have order in a state without religion? For, when one man is dying of hunger near another who is sick from overeating, he cannot resign himself to this difference unless there is an authority which declares "It is God's will." Religion is excellent stuff for keeping people quiet."
-Napoleon Bonaparte
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"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."
I fucking worship Adam Carolla!!! His temper is mysteriously interconnected to my ejaculoatory response - when he gets raging angry - I drop a load. That's how equally passionate I am about his position.
politicians have to appeal to the largest voting sectors. That way they can get bribed by special interest groups who are usually oil companies. If the vast majority of this country were muslim, obama would have to fight smear campaigns that outline him going to a baptist church and cling to being muslim. I honestly could give a shit less what imaginary friend he bows to. Its that he bows to an imaginary friend that pisses me off.
what i dont get is do all these people who believe we go to heaven believe that every living animal goes top heaven because were just as equal as every other animal in the way humans and every other animal came about
Islam is the true religion and Allah is the only God. Now please excuse me while I follow the Koran and kill my new wife on her fathers doorstep because she didnt bleed on our wedding night. Thanks.
Granted religion is bullshit, but the stupid thing about this is that the morning after pill was approved and marketed in the US without any real legal obstacles, the entire process took about the same amount of time as approving any other drug.There was some uproar from some religous communities but anti-morning after pill sentiment never made it mainstream.Americans are strange animals, 82% claim to believe in god but we have abortion,gambling,death penalty,dont ask dont tell repealed
Jesus can I get a sign? No? Freewill? Sounds like bullshit, Died for my sins? I still sin though. I have to believe in you to experience you? Sounds like bullshit. There's a fiery tomb in the center of the Earth with a red guy holding a pitchfork? Sounds like bullshit. In conclusion, it's bullshit
of course God exists, he is just sooooo mysterious and unknowable and he clearly doesn't give a s**t about us, but some how he really gives a s**t if we care about him LOL geez people are so stupid
If the population is your concern WHY DON'T YOU GO OFF YOURSELF?
WHATS RIGHT FOR EVERYONE ALL THE TIME IS NOT KILLING BABIES WE DON'T WANT DIPSHIT! You should feel fucking ASHAMED of what you did. You MURDERED two of your own children you despicable FUCK!
Not to mention Men have no equal means of prevention or say in the matter you ignoramus!
But oh yeah, perceive it in whatever ways you need to just so you can sleep at night, right asshole!?
Yeah thats right, you were stupid kids. But heaven FORBID you actually mature the fuck up and act responsible about it and raise these kids right?! Perhaps if you did you would be SMART ENOUGH to teach your children (who I'm sure are little geniuses) not to make the same stupid ass mistakes like you did moron. Fuck me, you're the exact type of NUMBSKULL Adam is always ranting about. Those idiots who are too stupid to procreate. Its YOU he is talking about!
I'm sure you'll ignore that too, so chew on this dose of reality peanut brain. Suppose she decided against those abortions. I know she said she would get one as a fail safe, but she changed her mind. So now what? Guess your dreams and ambitions are are down the tubes and your life is hijacked for kids you have no automatic legal rights to in the first place. But oh well. No big deal i guess right? What a total idiot.
@marcus28r I hope you die in a horrible painful way.. and I hope you're children go through the same thing you did and murder they're children. And if you ever ask why, i hope they answer "because you did the same thing and you didnt regret it, why woudlnt I kill an unwanted creature in my womb if my mother did so too?" I hope these thoughts haunt you.
Go Adam!!!! You make it sound like a bit but it's all so true. What do we need to wake people up, an alien invasion? The USA is going down the tubes and all they can put on the agenda is sicking IRS agents on women that have had abortions to see if they wrote off anything on their taxes. I say fuck off John Bohner
If you listen at 2:36 to about 2:51 you can hear someone screaming about adam yelling pussy on air. As for the validity of alot of adams claims. Well, lets just say that if adam was given a mental evaluation by a professional, it would come out very very bad for him. Hyper aggression, sociopathic tendancies and a possilble multiple personality disorder that is atleast border line. Follow that up with a bi polar diagnosis and we have what we have now, no adam corola on love line.
@MrSaturdayNightSpecL u know why he would get evaluated that way because those faggots who do those evaluations just love to come up with a bunch of names for a man getting emotional about a topic, i cant see a multiple personality out of him same with bi polar because he is shitting on the stuff the whole time he is never nice about it at times he just raises his voice which for some reason makes u think that he wld be bi polar.. fuck you
I just want to say, in Clinton's defense, he's just playing the game. The game of politics. He says, "God bless America." like every other president. He has to get elected to get shit done. I'm glad he did it, but it's pretty obvious he wasn't really a christian.
god is real and people are stupid both truths exists. oh yeah and if the stupid stop interfering with the world like they do and just sit down and shut up and let the world keep on pushing like all the books say it will and that the practitioners can't stop it anyway. look everybody is like screw religion but you say nothing about Buddhists who sit under tree and chill out. religion is good but these ppl that fucks stuff up are against the bullshit their against
@schlafanzyk And as history has shown, 500 years after that, all the books will have been burned, and religion will be the only thing people care about once again.
@puissse We would like to think that but IF! Jesus exited then anything could happen, not fix shit, fix SOME shit or fix everything, or annihilate everything and it could be alright because he is God. He can wait a while longer and make us suffer some more for higher reasons that dont make sense here, and these idiot Theists would back his ass up with all kinds of weird assumptions. That's no God I want to be part of.
It's better than that, of course. God CREATED AIDS. If God created all, then God created AIDS. Further, of course, since God created DNA as the blueprint for all things that live and cancer is an error in replication of DNA, how is it possible that the PERFECT designer of DNA could have created something that can create an error?
Because God WANTS cancer to be...no other explanation.
@puissse No, the way they spin it makes god an actual super vain dictator that demands worship by threat of torture. God really does not want to be good to humans- according to the Bible god created humans because HE is SUPER insecure.
@puissse In religions defense, the world is covered in so much sin, cancer and aids could be from mankind itself. It's irrational to not believe something because you don't understand why things are. Happy health to you and your family.
I believe Clinton, like Kennedy, is a member of the Church Of The Divine D-Cup. During mass there, the smoking of "ceremonial" cigars is optional. Political interns are not allowed to receive the holy sacrament, although they do receive everything else.
I'm very Blessed knowing how act is clearly not your will but the control of evil sprits that have latched onto your life. Willingly ignorant of the Scientist who are Christian. Wake Up O Ye Sleeper. Your eternal life is headed for an eternity in Hell. You are so ignorant and uneducated on the areas of which you try to slander. I am not into religions I can't really say too much else but If you want to learn about. Why the earth is being told its billions of years old in school like you believe.
@dustinator4u2000 Thats contradictory to christian beliefs. Ever since the old testament, actions people take are on them. Old religions made a habit of blaming spirits and gods and switching between them for favor.
If you are taking the morality of christ road in your statements here. You should probably be aware that blaming peoples actions on anything but them is very much against the grain of where you stand. And threats are also against the pacifist message too. Leave hell out of it.
@9999tc Very much so, because they both have so much passion. Bill Hicks' "play from your fucking heart" segment and this video are two of the most incredible videos to get you fired up about REALLY looking at life and the garbage that is accepted by the masses.
You know, I don't care what you believe, and I don't mean that in a bad way. If you're Christian, that's fine, if you're Jewish, that's fine. But being religious, don't bring YOUR beliefs into our way of life. I don't care if a show has too many swear words in it, or if abortion is against god's laws, don't make it so everyone else can't do what they want, when you can just not do what you don't believe in! How simple is it to mind your own god damn business?
@NoNames170 Except that many religions teach that everyone else is wrong and it is their followers' duty to make the rest of the world like them. A hell of a lot of religions are like this. And their followers are very loud, and no one seems to want to tell them to shut up.
We have reached an age where scientific and humanistic advancements are clearly coming into conflict with religious dogmas. Instead of questioning these religious dogmas, the majority of our population just creates their own interpretation of the Bible or the Koran that fits the current state of our values and our knowledge about the world. Or they reject them altogether. Question your beliefs. You "religious moderates" need to accept that you dont agree with the word of God, drop the fairytale
@rubrbandball I agree. Religion and science don't mix because science is based on experiments, data and verifiable evidence. Religion is based on unverifiable beliefs, constructed dogmas and faith which is based on illogic. People have been brainwashed since an early age to be equiped with guilt and shame over such things as being gay or having sex. And religious people are notorious racist and white supremacist.
But we are all forgetting the common enemy....JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES.
Knocking on my door at fucking 7 oclock in the morning after a night of CoD and Tequila Shots. I was pissed!(and naked. Dnt know where my boxers went)
Adam hits it right on the head. Religion has historically ALWAYS stifled progress in our world. It's fuckin' crazy to know that there are elected officials who actually believe that the earth is only 6,000 years old; and believe that a walking, talking snake tricked a woman into eating a piece of fruit; and that people during so-called biblical times lived to be up to 900 years old and all the other crap. Yes, there are actually elected officials who believe all of that crap! That's ridiculous.
@globalgoblin yes there are but im pretty sure atleast a couple are atheist or atleast a non-religious deist but they cant say anything without getting thrown out of office
@MotionFrequency Don't just say that porn, prostitution, drugs, sex ruin society, give us an explanation as to why you think that. I'd be interested to find out.
In all the youtube videos where atheists and Christians debate back in forth in the comments section, it is refreshing that very few Christians have commented on this video defending their point of view. Adam has laid out a good argument here and it is hard to argue against it without sounding like a total idiot. He has succeeded where most atheist videos have failed.
@justonefyx I love when people who know very little about religion try to pretend like they are experts on it. I think it sounds pretty idiotic to tell kids to be whores because your going to be a whore anyway. Use a condom you whore. There's no point in you even trying to be moral. That's like giving a criminal a gun and saying we know your going to shoot someone anyway. Liberalism is a disease and it will destroy everything that was worth anything. Without a strong family, you can forget socie
@MotionFrequency You're a religious retard. Using a condom makes you whore? Having sex makes you a whore. Watching porn ruins society? But Christians rejecting global warming, AIDs in Africa because they can't get condoms, religious wars, abortion doctors being shot, that doesn't ruin society. But hey, watching porn in the privacy of your home is bad. It affects society. Like I said, the people that argue against this video are going to be total idiots.
Liberalism is a disease? How about you mumble dogface to the banana patch. See how a bunch of words strung together doesn't necessarily mean anything? Of course you don't.
@splugg2 Your the one who strung a bunch of words together that makes no sense. I said giving someone a condom is like saying go have sex, as long as you wear this it is okay which is in a way like telling kids to go be whores. If you think that is just a bunch of words strung together then you need to go to a reading comprehension course. Why don't you make sense? What is your point? Nothing, you liberals never make a point. All you do is hate everyone that questions your insanity.
In this rant, especially from like 5:40 on Adam really reminds me of Bill Hicks, both supremely intelligent minds that have not been listened to by the world nearly enough.
Adam should be fucking president. And congress. He should just be the dictator of America. This place would be whipped into shape on the year after he went into the white house.
Why is it that fetuses get higher priority than adults? A baby could effectively RUIN the life of some young women if they're not set up to bring it up. Then both are losers.
What's more valuable, the blueprints for a building or the building itself? People spend their lives accumulating experience, building society, contributing everywhere and suddenly a sperm hits an egg and THAT has higher value? A sperm's worth nothing, so is an egg. But suddenly they get the highest status? Stupid!
@warren52nz Its not about priority. Its about simple questions. Is life sacred? Is the creation of life special? Is procreation of the species important? Once the cycle of life has begun, do you have the right to end it? When does life scientificaly as well as religiousely start? These questions are good questions, and their answers to humanity are extremely important. Sperm does have a monitary value, and so do eggs. Its called ovum and sperm donation. Question yourself on this matter
@MrSaturdayNightSpecL All good questions with tough answers I agree. But I still think an adult is worth more than a baby. I think people are instinctively programmed to nurture babies and that's where all this comes from. It's in the interest of the gene pool so we've evolved that way. Beyond about 45 years, humans aren't likely to pass on their genes so become essentially worthless to Natural Selection.
"Why is it that fetuses get higher priority than adults?"
...In conservative America, the sanctity of life begins the moment of conception and end the moment of birth. They will blow up clinics and shoot doctors to make sure the fetus is born but, if it needs any sort of assisstance once it is born, it's "Get a job you two minute old parasite!!"
@jimbrown257 I often get the sneaking suspicion that these fat religious fuckbags are not really concerned about any fetus, which is ridiculous in itself. What they really want to do is punish the adults for having sex that they don't agree with.....
That's only 175% correct. Though saying "adults" is misleading because it's really just the way women are sexually liberated that drives them crazy. Of course, some women can still have abortions, The Young Turks did a story about one of the "pro-life" "leaders" who got caught helping his daughter get an abortion. When they asked him WTF?, he was like "Well, things aren't always black and white!"
I guess it's only black and white when it's them calling strangers 'murderers'.
@jimbrown257 Typical conskervative hypocrisy. I'll tell ya, I'm from the Northeast and now live in the buy bull belt south. Anytime any politician starts waving around the "faith" flag, they absolutely DO NOT get my vote. I'm constantly flabberghasted that people are stupid enough to buy into that shit. And then they whine and kvetch that their beloved, "christian" official doesn't live up to his/her promises. We have bigger problems than these "moral" issues, fucking morons.
@legend3061 Actually, even here in NC, there are many people who might be moderately religious, or not religious at all, who think the way that I do and the way that you probably do regarding these issues. I really think we are the majority in this country. Many of us are just not as angry and rallied around certain causes or church groups. Many of us, unfortunately, are not as motivated to vote as the propaganda-believing, gullible conservatives.Visit secular.org and donate to counter this
@jimbrown257 It also concerns me that it appears that the people reproducing the most are the ones who indoctrinate their kids into this bullshit. They're supposedly "pro-life" and then inflict this dumb on the rest of us. There was a Pew report that showed that societal ills such as divorce, STD's, teen pregnancy and spousal abuse are higher in the "red" states. Sounds right to me.........
@dustinator4u2000 PLEASE.... in another 50 years, Christians and followers of god are going to look like absolute fools in this country. (Not like they already don't) It's been recgonized for the cult that it is, and people will continue to discredit organized religion in this country as long as it continues to prove to be an evil aspect in this society.
Fuck.... if sarah palin didn't prove this point to you, then quit skipping special ed class.
personally I do not vote for anyone who spreads arpund his/ her faith. but then again in Germany I do not have an inference there. not a single candidate had EVER mentioned their faith or lack thereof publicly or been asked that question. it is virtually a non issue over here. as it should be. it is like the question "do you shave your balls?" it doen't make a fucking difference and nobody wants to know!!!
@imaverick619 Believing everything just magically came into existance for the hell of it is a big fairy tale. Let me get this straight. You want me to believe that everything came from nothing? Scientifically that is impossible. Who believes in fairy tales now?
Any scientist will tell you that they have no concrete theories at as to how existence came to be.
Secondly, their theories seem better than the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Science is fully compatible with many religions and philosophical beliefs. Many people throughout history have claimed that science is their religion. That being said, I despise anti-science people.
FFTmaster2 6 days ago
"How can you have order in a state without religion? For, when one man is dying of hunger near another who is sick from overeating, he cannot resign himself to this difference unless there is an authority which declares "It is God's will." Religion is excellent stuff for keeping people quiet."
-Napoleon Bonaparte
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"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."
--Napoleon Bonaparte
nurb101 1 week ago
Salvation > Religion
HermitGenius 2 weeks ago
Turn on the CC. LOL
wanobe124 1 month ago
Adam Carolla for Prez.
TearsOfWar1 1 month ago 2
Adam is right on all points
cricketjam 2 months ago 4
I fucking worship Adam Carolla!!! His temper is mysteriously interconnected to my ejaculoatory response - when he gets raging angry - I drop a load. That's how equally passionate I am about his position.
stough77 3 months ago 3
@stough77 lol right on!
cricketjam 2 months ago
politicians have to appeal to the largest voting sectors. That way they can get bribed by special interest groups who are usually oil companies. If the vast majority of this country were muslim, obama would have to fight smear campaigns that outline him going to a baptist church and cling to being muslim. I honestly could give a shit less what imaginary friend he bows to. Its that he bows to an imaginary friend that pisses me off.
Imakoochan 4 months ago
5:53 HAHAHA someone please take a segment from Bill O'reilly or Glenn Beck and dub that over for me!! I dont have movie maker otherwise I'd do it
Acquisto 4 months ago
When exactly is this show from?
Fandanglius 4 months ago
what i dont get is do all these people who believe we go to heaven believe that every living animal goes top heaven because were just as equal as every other animal in the way humans and every other animal came about
TacticsnGameplay 4 months ago
Islam is the true religion and Allah is the only God. Now please excuse me while I follow the Koran and kill my new wife on her fathers doorstep because she didnt bleed on our wedding night. Thanks.
jazzyazz 4 months ago 13
fuck all godfags
whatthehellimbored 5 months ago
This must be really old because liberal special interest groups have taken over.
jimmi161 5 months ago
Granted religion is bullshit, but the stupid thing about this is that the morning after pill was approved and marketed in the US without any real legal obstacles, the entire process took about the same amount of time as approving any other drug.There was some uproar from some religous communities but anti-morning after pill sentiment never made it mainstream.Americans are strange animals, 82% claim to believe in god but we have abortion,gambling,death penalty,dont ask dont tell repealed
johndoe77774444 6 months ago
Religion doesnt ruin society, religious fanatics ruin society.
callowaymotorcompany 6 months ago
Jesus can I get a sign? No? Freewill? Sounds like bullshit, Died for my sins? I still sin though. I have to believe in you to experience you? Sounds like bullshit. There's a fiery tomb in the center of the Earth with a red guy holding a pitchfork? Sounds like bullshit. In conclusion, it's bullshit
MindstormRecs 6 months ago
religion is dead along withthe 46 million babies that are aborted everyyear worldwide.
:\ Jesus is the only way to heaven.
dustinator4u2000 6 months ago
@dustinator4u2000 Jesus is a one way ticket to being the Embodiment of a Sheep.
crimsonakd 6 months ago
@dustinator4u2000 Why not Zeus, or Allah, or Horas? They any good? Jesus never existed
MindstormRecs 6 months ago
Traffic blah blah blah blah, gotta drop trou blah blah blah blah, news blab blah blah blah!
Literally a GENIUS.
Why do people not get what he's saying?
towlebucket 7 months ago
lol wow adam went nuts.
azurSkies 7 months ago
GODDAMN PUSSY RETARDS
nahkatakkimies 7 months ago 3
I pray to Adam, I bow at his alter.
hilarious
MrJayra210 8 months ago
@MrJayra210 Pray to Jesus and ask Him to reveal himself to you :-)
dustinator4u2000 6 months ago
@dustinator4u2000 So in others words I should pine after some invisible nonsense character in a story?
MindstormRecs 6 months ago
of course God exists, he is just sooooo mysterious and unknowable and he clearly doesn't give a s**t about us, but some how he really gives a s**t if we care about him LOL geez people are so stupid
khillertubes 8 months ago
Holy shit.
IsolationInstigation 8 months ago
7 people saw this video one week after the morning after
atxpwned 8 months ago 2
What? you don't believe in their fake god? now you're going to their fake hell! lol
ufjazzman97 9 months ago
Ahahah oh god. This man. This man, I love this man.
Adam frickin' Carolla. "Aaablalbalblbal whiney whine hablabalbala news hallabal weather albalhablahbla traffic."
Favorited, liked, emailed, shared, flagged for being required viewing for any living creature.
Phoaenix 9 months ago
omg this is an awesome rant ! :) i agree completely.
Scrimshawwww 10 months ago
actually many religious people are devoted to science. they try to blend the two
and jews and hiduists are fairly successful at it.
unfortunately he's speaking about the masses who follow without thought if Adam read Maimonides his jaw would drop.
Russellt0228 10 months ago
Carolla is a bona fide goddamn genius.
thrillho007 10 months ago
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marcus28r 11 months ago
@marcus28r
No, how about YOU FUCK OFF!!!!!!! IDIOT!
If the population is your concern WHY DON'T YOU GO OFF YOURSELF?
WHATS RIGHT FOR EVERYONE ALL THE TIME IS NOT KILLING BABIES WE DON'T WANT DIPSHIT! You should feel fucking ASHAMED of what you did. You MURDERED two of your own children you despicable FUCK!
Not to mention Men have no equal means of prevention or say in the matter you ignoramus!
But oh yeah, perceive it in whatever ways you need to just so you can sleep at night, right asshole!?
Razlo5000 11 months ago
@marcus28r
Yeah thats right, you were stupid kids. But heaven FORBID you actually mature the fuck up and act responsible about it and raise these kids right?! Perhaps if you did you would be SMART ENOUGH to teach your children (who I'm sure are little geniuses) not to make the same stupid ass mistakes like you did moron. Fuck me, you're the exact type of NUMBSKULL Adam is always ranting about. Those idiots who are too stupid to procreate. Its YOU he is talking about!
Razlo5000 11 months ago
@marcus28r
I'm sure you'll ignore that too, so chew on this dose of reality peanut brain. Suppose she decided against those abortions. I know she said she would get one as a fail safe, but she changed her mind. So now what? Guess your dreams and ambitions are are down the tubes and your life is hijacked for kids you have no automatic legal rights to in the first place. But oh well. No big deal i guess right? What a total idiot.
Razlo5000 11 months ago
@marcus28r I hope you die in a horrible painful way.. and I hope you're children go through the same thing you did and murder they're children. And if you ever ask why, i hope they answer "because you did the same thing and you didnt regret it, why woudlnt I kill an unwanted creature in my womb if my mother did so too?" I hope these thoughts haunt you.
UpLeftDiagonal 10 months ago
I'll give you 3 non-religious arguments against abortion.
1) ITS THE KILLING OF A BABY! FOR FUCK SAKES PEOPLE! FUCK SAKES ADAM! WAKE THE FUCK UP! THATS REASON ENOUGH BUT...
2) It does not protect both gender's reproductive rights.
3) It promotes promiscuity. (What do you mean you're pregnant, you said you were on the pill?!)
Birth control-FINE
Morning after pill-FINE
Both of these prevent contraception from ever happening I'm completely down with those, but KILLING unwanted BABIES is WRONG!
Razlo5000 11 months ago
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marcus28r 11 months ago
Go Adam!!!! You make it sound like a bit but it's all so true. What do we need to wake people up, an alien invasion? The USA is going down the tubes and all they can put on the agenda is sicking IRS agents on women that have had abortions to see if they wrote off anything on their taxes. I say fuck off John Bohner
baxtar1963 11 months ago
Adam carolla is one of my most influential role models
microsoftaddict 1 year ago
If you listen at 2:36 to about 2:51 you can hear someone screaming about adam yelling pussy on air. As for the validity of alot of adams claims. Well, lets just say that if adam was given a mental evaluation by a professional, it would come out very very bad for him. Hyper aggression, sociopathic tendancies and a possilble multiple personality disorder that is atleast border line. Follow that up with a bi polar diagnosis and we have what we have now, no adam corola on love line.
MrSaturdayNightSpecL 1 year ago
@MrSaturdayNightSpecL u know why he would get evaluated that way because those faggots who do those evaluations just love to come up with a bunch of names for a man getting emotional about a topic, i cant see a multiple personality out of him same with bi polar because he is shitting on the stuff the whole time he is never nice about it at times he just raises his voice which for some reason makes u think that he wld be bi polar.. fuck you
TacticsnGameplay 4 months ago
I just want to say, in Clinton's defense, he's just playing the game. The game of politics. He says, "God bless America." like every other president. He has to get elected to get shit done. I'm glad he did it, but it's pretty obvious he wasn't really a christian.
Toddv1 1 year ago
I can tell he likes to say pussy a lot. haha
But seriously, this guys should be the president! He's fucking awesome!
bluesplus1 1 year ago
god is real and people are stupid both truths exists. oh yeah and if the stupid stop interfering with the world like they do and just sit down and shut up and let the world keep on pushing like all the books say it will and that the practitioners can't stop it anyway. look everybody is like screw religion but you say nothing about Buddhists who sit under tree and chill out. religion is good but these ppl that fucks stuff up are against the bullshit their against
comna 1 year ago
god is real and people are stupid both truths exists.
comna 1 year ago
Humans ruin society.
SoulRippster 1 year ago
it makes so much sense it almost have to be true im damn serious points are to good
SuperbowlVikes28 1 year ago
We as a society would be more advanced if there was no religion.
angeltosome 1 year ago 3
retards who thought if they went over 100 miles an hour they would explode lol
DeluxBagger 1 year ago
He sounds drunk. I'm drunk so I know. God is real, because I know he is real and he is a hi andadfahbnsgiojethj
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I like beer
supermastergod 1 year ago 3
i just want to fast forward 100 years when most of those religious nuts are gone, thanks to the internet
schlafanzyk 1 year ago 3
@schlafanzyk And as history has shown, 500 years after that, all the books will have been burned, and religion will be the only thing people care about once again.
tylerdurden3891 1 year ago
@tylerdurden3891 ur a fucking retarded optimistic douche.
dabom12898 1 year ago
puss...3:34
modestrob12 1 year ago
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modestrob12 1 year ago
love it! go adam!
drbrandovalentine 1 year ago
if christ existed, he would fixed problems like fucking cancer and aids.
puissse 1 year ago 49
@puissse Hurr durr its all a part of his great plan hurr durr derpity derr
brenchtoast44 1 year ago
@puissse We would like to think that but IF! Jesus exited then anything could happen, not fix shit, fix SOME shit or fix everything, or annihilate everything and it could be alright because he is God. He can wait a while longer and make us suffer some more for higher reasons that dont make sense here, and these idiot Theists would back his ass up with all kinds of weird assumptions. That's no God I want to be part of.
dreadedhalo 1 year ago
@puissse
It's better than that, of course. God CREATED AIDS. If God created all, then God created AIDS. Further, of course, since God created DNA as the blueprint for all things that live and cancer is an error in replication of DNA, how is it possible that the PERFECT designer of DNA could have created something that can create an error?
Because God WANTS cancer to be...no other explanation.
MrWonkoSane 1 year ago
@puissse if he existed, he wouldnt have created cancer and aids in the first place
illodik 1 year ago
@puissse he created cancer and aids so you can die faster and go to heaven....duh lol
roush26 11 months ago 3
@puissse More like if he existed those problems wouldn't need to be fixed because they never would have happened in the first place.
ender003 9 months ago
@puissse No, the way they spin it makes god an actual super vain dictator that demands worship by threat of torture. God really does not want to be good to humans- according to the Bible god created humans because HE is SUPER insecure.
Jeffersonwazright 6 months ago
@Jeffersonwazright that is true
puissse 6 months ago
@puissse In religions defense, the world is covered in so much sin, cancer and aids could be from mankind itself. It's irrational to not believe something because you don't understand why things are. Happy health to you and your family.
danielkirk1 5 months ago
I have a Pretend Friend I call him JESUS ; o )
aubhar 1 year ago
Tell us what you really think Adam? LOL! Loved the rant--so true too.
blindarb 1 year ago
I believe Clinton, like Kennedy, is a member of the Church Of The Divine D-Cup. During mass there, the smoking of "ceremonial" cigars is optional. Political interns are not allowed to receive the holy sacrament, although they do receive everything else.
themredweirdoshow 1 year ago
Creation Seminars 1-8 will take your rant to a whole notha level Carolla! Watch and be amazed.
dustinator4u2000 1 year ago
I'm very Blessed knowing how act is clearly not your will but the control of evil sprits that have latched onto your life. Willingly ignorant of the Scientist who are Christian. Wake Up O Ye Sleeper. Your eternal life is headed for an eternity in Hell. You are so ignorant and uneducated on the areas of which you try to slander. I am not into religions I can't really say too much else but If you want to learn about. Why the earth is being told its billions of years old in school like you believe.
dustinator4u2000 1 year ago
@dustinator4u2000 Thats contradictory to christian beliefs. Ever since the old testament, actions people take are on them. Old religions made a habit of blaming spirits and gods and switching between them for favor.
If you are taking the morality of christ road in your statements here. You should probably be aware that blaming peoples actions on anything but them is very much against the grain of where you stand. And threats are also against the pacifist message too. Leave hell out of it.
jdfox37 1 year ago
@dustinator4u2000
go back inside your cave. every time u come back out, be careful not to let too much of the dark ages out.
itzahazylife 1 year ago
6:13 sounds like hes saying "lolololololololololol"
noneofyourbiznes 1 year ago 2
@noneofyourbiznes Whats none of GODs bussiness?
dustinator4u2000 1 year ago
@dustinator4u2000 Dunno. Never met the guy. From what I hear he sounds like a real douche. :3
noneofyourbiznes 1 year ago
Adam's right the NRA should grow pot plants because when that goes bad, best news stories ever!
mclockwork777 1 year ago
@mclockwork777 you have given me a second chance at life with that comment my friend. bless you sir.
forbesfoofighters 1 year ago
what year was this aired? anyone know?
har818 1 year ago
adam carolla for president. no, emperor.
ParabellumNine 1 year ago 47
If only it could change... So many things would get done.
roejoman 1 year ago
What is the original air date of this?
MrDurden901 1 year ago
Adam is MAD! and I love it!
Belishabeacon1 1 year ago
It's true. Religious people don't care about other people.They care more about making sure people don't do or say anything they disagree with.
autumnsylver 1 year ago 3
6:58 reminds me of bill hicks suck satans cock bit
9999tc 1 year ago
@9999tc Very much so, because they both have so much passion. Bill Hicks' "play from your fucking heart" segment and this video are two of the most incredible videos to get you fired up about REALLY looking at life and the garbage that is accepted by the masses.
rubrbandball 1 year ago
@9999tc try these doritos satan, ooo cool and flavorful.
BrownTupperware 1 year ago
You know, I don't care what you believe, and I don't mean that in a bad way. If you're Christian, that's fine, if you're Jewish, that's fine. But being religious, don't bring YOUR beliefs into our way of life. I don't care if a show has too many swear words in it, or if abortion is against god's laws, don't make it so everyone else can't do what they want, when you can just not do what you don't believe in! How simple is it to mind your own god damn business?
NoNames170 1 year ago 5
@NoNames170 Except that many religions teach that everyone else is wrong and it is their followers' duty to make the rest of the world like them. A hell of a lot of religions are like this. And their followers are very loud, and no one seems to want to tell them to shut up.
chicagogrl77 1 year ago
We have reached an age where scientific and humanistic advancements are clearly coming into conflict with religious dogmas. Instead of questioning these religious dogmas, the majority of our population just creates their own interpretation of the Bible or the Koran that fits the current state of our values and our knowledge about the world. Or they reject them altogether. Question your beliefs. You "religious moderates" need to accept that you dont agree with the word of God, drop the fairytale
rubrbandball 1 year ago 2
@rubrbandball I agree. Religion and science don't mix because science is based on experiments, data and verifiable evidence. Religion is based on unverifiable beliefs, constructed dogmas and faith which is based on illogic. People have been brainwashed since an early age to be equiped with guilt and shame over such things as being gay or having sex. And religious people are notorious racist and white supremacist.
MultiSmartass1 1 year ago 5
But we are all forgetting the common enemy....JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES.
Knocking on my door at fucking 7 oclock in the morning after a night of CoD and Tequila Shots. I was pissed!(and naked. Dnt know where my boxers went)
thebiggestfgfan 1 year ago
@thebiggestfgfan I bet they stop coming and knocking on your door if you answer it in the nude LOL
zodiakranch 1 year ago
Adam Carolla is the MHOTHAFUCKING MAN
malaverde13 1 year ago 3
fucking epic.
KeithCHoffman 1 year ago 3
Adam hits it right on the head. Religion has historically ALWAYS stifled progress in our world. It's fuckin' crazy to know that there are elected officials who actually believe that the earth is only 6,000 years old; and believe that a walking, talking snake tricked a woman into eating a piece of fruit; and that people during so-called biblical times lived to be up to 900 years old and all the other crap. Yes, there are actually elected officials who believe all of that crap! That's ridiculous.
globalgoblin 1 year ago 7
@globalgoblin yes there are but im pretty sure atleast a couple are atheist or atleast a non-religious deist but they cant say anything without getting thrown out of office
patrickledford420 1 year ago
Religion ruins society, LOL. I guess porn, prostitutes, drugs, promiscuous sex, adultery, do I need to go on... doesn't ruin society.
MotionFrequency 1 year ago
@MotionFrequency Don't just say that porn, prostitution, drugs, sex ruin society, give us an explanation as to why you think that. I'd be interested to find out.
BananaHurricane 1 year ago
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Holy shit Adam Corola. You reflect badly on Atheists and more importantly myself.
The fuck dude, don't get all Glenn Beck on their christian asses.
rickballance 1 year ago
The Bible was written by the same people who thought the earth was flat.
Maartuh12356 1 year ago 5
so true
gearss100 1 year ago
In all the youtube videos where atheists and Christians debate back in forth in the comments section, it is refreshing that very few Christians have commented on this video defending their point of view. Adam has laid out a good argument here and it is hard to argue against it without sounding like a total idiot. He has succeeded where most atheist videos have failed.
justonefyx 1 year ago
@justonefyx I love when people who know very little about religion try to pretend like they are experts on it. I think it sounds pretty idiotic to tell kids to be whores because your going to be a whore anyway. Use a condom you whore. There's no point in you even trying to be moral. That's like giving a criminal a gun and saying we know your going to shoot someone anyway. Liberalism is a disease and it will destroy everything that was worth anything. Without a strong family, you can forget socie
MotionFrequency 1 year ago
@MotionFrequency You're a religious retard. Using a condom makes you whore? Having sex makes you a whore. Watching porn ruins society? But Christians rejecting global warming, AIDs in Africa because they can't get condoms, religious wars, abortion doctors being shot, that doesn't ruin society. But hey, watching porn in the privacy of your home is bad. It affects society. Like I said, the people that argue against this video are going to be total idiots.
justonefyx 1 year ago
@MotionFrequency
Liberalism is a disease? How about you mumble dogface to the banana patch. See how a bunch of words strung together doesn't necessarily mean anything? Of course you don't.
splugg2 1 year ago 2
@splugg2 Your the one who strung a bunch of words together that makes no sense. I said giving someone a condom is like saying go have sex, as long as you wear this it is okay which is in a way like telling kids to go be whores. If you think that is just a bunch of words strung together then you need to go to a reading comprehension course. Why don't you make sense? What is your point? Nothing, you liberals never make a point. All you do is hate everyone that questions your insanity.
MotionFrequency 1 year ago
In this rant, especially from like 5:40 on Adam really reminds me of Bill Hicks, both supremely intelligent minds that have not been listened to by the world nearly enough.
rubrbandball 1 year ago
this is the best carolla rant ever!
LMAOtp 1 year ago
100% agreement
ksvbro 1 year ago
No matter what you think about his opinions, you gotta admit Adam Carolla's got balls.
ErikWithBrain 1 year ago 4
I could not stop laughing during the duration of his rant.
Mad1093 1 year ago
LOL raping your forests...
777Giso777 1 year ago
Why is it that when it's us it's an Abortion but, when it's a chicken it's an omelet?
atchisrj1 1 year ago 2
@atchisrj1 Well, an egg is actually a chicken menstruation. So an omelet is really more like sucking on a used tampon.
LeBrad 1 year ago
@LeBrad
If your flock has a rooster, that isn't the case. I eat fertilized eggs all the time. even so, 80% of fertilized chicken eggs never come to term.
WeedGreenPowerRanger 1 year ago
@atchisrj1 That is a George Carlin quote.
Mad1093 1 year ago
@Mad1093 Yes it was, and it was quite funny. :)
atchisrj1 1 year ago
Adam should be fucking president. And congress. He should just be the dictator of America. This place would be whipped into shape on the year after he went into the white house.
jeffsandychelsea 1 year ago
@jeffsandychelsea Are you ignorant, willingly ignorant or just stupid?
dustinator4u2000 1 year ago
OMG, this is so funny!
NatMerchant 1 year ago
@NatMerchant Whats funny?
dustinator4u2000 1 year ago
EPIC
TheWiseCommenter 2 years ago
@TheWiseCommenter Wrong
dustinator4u2000 1 year ago
Why is it that fetuses get higher priority than adults? A baby could effectively RUIN the life of some young women if they're not set up to bring it up. Then both are losers.
What's more valuable, the blueprints for a building or the building itself? People spend their lives accumulating experience, building society, contributing everywhere and suddenly a sperm hits an egg and THAT has higher value? A sperm's worth nothing, so is an egg. But suddenly they get the highest status? Stupid!
warren52nz 2 years ago 44
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@warren52nz God your dumb! I wish your mom had flushed you the morning after. There would be one less loser in the world.
superdoobo 2 years ago
Well thanks for that rational response to my question. 8^D
As it turns out I'm an educated WINNER!!!
warren52nz 2 years ago
@warren52nz Its not about priority. Its about simple questions. Is life sacred? Is the creation of life special? Is procreation of the species important? Once the cycle of life has begun, do you have the right to end it? When does life scientificaly as well as religiousely start? These questions are good questions, and their answers to humanity are extremely important. Sperm does have a monitary value, and so do eggs. Its called ovum and sperm donation. Question yourself on this matter
MrSaturdayNightSpecL 1 year ago
@MrSaturdayNightSpecL All good questions with tough answers I agree. But I still think an adult is worth more than a baby. I think people are instinctively programmed to nurture babies and that's where all this comes from. It's in the interest of the gene pool so we've evolved that way. Beyond about 45 years, humans aren't likely to pass on their genes so become essentially worthless to Natural Selection.
warren52nz 1 year ago
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@warren52nz
"Why is it that fetuses get higher priority than adults?"
...In conservative America, the sanctity of life begins the moment of conception and end the moment of birth. They will blow up clinics and shoot doctors to make sure the fetus is born but, if it needs any sort of assisstance once it is born, it's "Get a job you two minute old parasite!!"
jimbrown257 11 months ago
@jimbrown257 I often get the sneaking suspicion that these fat religious fuckbags are not really concerned about any fetus, which is ridiculous in itself. What they really want to do is punish the adults for having sex that they don't agree with.....
richwfd2002 10 months ago
@richwfd2002
That's only 175% correct. Though saying "adults" is misleading because it's really just the way women are sexually liberated that drives them crazy. Of course, some women can still have abortions, The Young Turks did a story about one of the "pro-life" "leaders" who got caught helping his daughter get an abortion. When they asked him WTF?, he was like "Well, things aren't always black and white!"
I guess it's only black and white when it's them calling strangers 'murderers'.
jimbrown257 10 months ago
@jimbrown257 Typical conskervative hypocrisy. I'll tell ya, I'm from the Northeast and now live in the buy bull belt south. Anytime any politician starts waving around the "faith" flag, they absolutely DO NOT get my vote. I'm constantly flabberghasted that people are stupid enough to buy into that shit. And then they whine and kvetch that their beloved, "christian" official doesn't live up to his/her promises. We have bigger problems than these "moral" issues, fucking morons.
richwfd2002 10 months ago 13
@richwfd2002 how can you stand to live there?
legend3061 2 weeks ago
@legend3061 Actually, even here in NC, there are many people who might be moderately religious, or not religious at all, who think the way that I do and the way that you probably do regarding these issues. I really think we are the majority in this country. Many of us are just not as angry and rallied around certain causes or church groups. Many of us, unfortunately, are not as motivated to vote as the propaganda-believing, gullible conservatives.Visit secular.org and donate to counter this
richwfd2002 1 week ago
@jimbrown257 It also concerns me that it appears that the people reproducing the most are the ones who indoctrinate their kids into this bullshit. They're supposedly "pro-life" and then inflict this dumb on the rest of us. There was a Pew report that showed that societal ills such as divorce, STD's, teen pregnancy and spousal abuse are higher in the "red" states. Sounds right to me.........
richwfd2002 10 months ago
@richwfd2002
There should be a law that any politician who votes for pointless wars or against child nutrion programs can't refer to themselves as "pro-life".
Did you read the pm I sent?
jimbrown257 9 months ago 2
It's a filibuster!
TomMSTie 2 years ago
Pro telling people what to do. Haha. EPIC WIN!!! X)
thelifeofanomad 2 years ago 2
this is epic
bj07bran7 2 years ago
awhahahwahah
thegov08 2 years ago
My god!
If you think you guys in U.S. are screwed, come here to Mexico, here, WE ARE SO SCREWED
spongebobmx 2 years ago 3
@spongebobmx THey are trying to take God out of America its coming quich get tight with God before its too late you all.
dustinator4u2000 1 year ago
@dustinator4u2000 PLEASE.... in another 50 years, Christians and followers of god are going to look like absolute fools in this country. (Not like they already don't) It's been recgonized for the cult that it is, and people will continue to discredit organized religion in this country as long as it continues to prove to be an evil aspect in this society.
Fuck.... if sarah palin didn't prove this point to you, then quit skipping special ed class.
jjrants 1 year ago
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Now let's talk about these niggers!!!
BushidoBrownX 2 years ago
Adam FTW...this is probably a decade old and it still rings true.
nvrnebetr 2 years ago
@nvrnebetr I did't hear him say one true statement. He bleeds lies.
dustinator4u2000 1 year ago
"ARE YOU HIGH?!"adam is the fuckin man!
WONDERBOYTP199 2 years ago
@WONDERBOYTP199 LOL Ignorant Fool and his fans.
dustinator4u2000 1 year ago
personally I do not vote for anyone who spreads arpund his/ her faith. but then again in Germany I do not have an inference there. not a single candidate had EVER mentioned their faith or lack thereof publicly or been asked that question. it is virtually a non issue over here. as it should be. it is like the question "do you shave your balls?" it doen't make a fucking difference and nobody wants to know!!!
MWcrazyhorse 2 years ago 3
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@MWcrazyhorse Great let's be like Germany. Thanks for Hitler dickwads.
superdoobo 2 years ago
you live in the past.
MWcrazyhorse 2 years ago
Quite a moronic comment you have there, superdoobo.
jagovRUS 1 year ago
whawhawhahwhawhawhawhahwhawhawhawhahwhawhawhawhahwhawhawhawhahwhawhawhawhahwha!
LMAO I love this guy.
Religion stops a thinking mind.
helloworld1222 2 years ago 4
I'm liking Carolla more and more.
bcn533 2 years ago 6
i love what dr drew said about anyone who is against abortion should be 1000% behind the god damn pill XD
xSaitoxHajimex 2 years ago 3
Goddamn I miss the Adam and Drew dreamteam.
BoozyBeggar 2 years ago 3
awlawh new awlawh weather awlawh traffic
sreustle 2 years ago
Are you high? haha
timmysgonnagetcha 2 years ago
religion is a big fucking fairytale
imaverick619 2 years ago 120
@imaverick619 Believing everything just magically came into existance for the hell of it is a big fairy tale. Let me get this straight. You want me to believe that everything came from nothing? Scientifically that is impossible. Who believes in fairy tales now?
MotionFrequency 1 year ago
@MotionFrequency
Any scientist will tell you that they have no concrete theories at as to how existence came to be.
Secondly, their theories seem better than the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
SoggyPizzaPockets1 1 year ago
@MotionFrequency
Look up virtual particles, example of something from nothing. I know you won't do this but whatever, makes me feel better at least.
rgaud8 1 year ago