fucking machine

[7858james]

LMFAO

[wolfxinstein]

my god, you can kill someone with that speed

[DontTrustAMan]

Does someone want their pussy ripped apart?

[pigsIop]

... now show it in use.

[UrbanInkpen]

the wheel's like a locomotive

[TheTwizzler18]

how did u make that

[Ometopada]

You should make a knee about 1/4 length away from the wheel and make another anchor in the middle like the one in the front so it doesn`t jump around and go up and down. It`ll be more stable like that. trust me... i didn`t try it but i know mechanics. ;)

[kledder2]

This doesn't look very safe. If you end up in the hospital because of this thing what are you gonna tell them?

[mdinc20]

bet that makes some good scrambled eggs

[qeweeto]

A Good way to kill some one.

[schatz146]

hy . Can you build me the same machine, and how mouch is the price for it ? give me a Email : StephanLorenz64@gmx.de

[MissThaang26]

LMFAO

[philbo1965uk]

lool fuckin idiot hick..he bangin that traior park trashin the background

[MrRaafay]

is it drilling for oil or pussy?

THATZ some cray shit

[darrelofsheff]

oh god... my goodness!!... Dont get me wrong, id love ago of a fuckin machine (*moistens at the thought*), but this thing would put me in a grave before id even orgasm!

[sweetpearl83]

this is scary!

[dabigjokeoftheday]

DOES SHE HAVE A DEATHWISH?

[Angielyrica]

rape machine!

[arizona9545]

ok you built it and your girl friends vagina is going to pop off of that shit so i warn you HAVE FUN!! (make sure you send a copy of the video it so i can see it and send it to jackass.LMAO)

[Luciferousyepez]

there's somthing you want to get caught having, better hope there's no fire next door, and people are forced to enter your apartment, on the other hand, what if your kid finds that thing and brings it to school for show and tell, or it hurts your dog?

[castlewells]

I think it need to be bolted down somewhere...looks like it might fly apart and shoot up into your gut! lol

[myfuckingmachine]

Oh my god, i have an question, can I embeed your video into my website please ? thefuckingmachine

[trje246]

Arnold Schwarzenegger set a booby trap up just like this one for the bag guy in the film 'Predator' 

[prebirth91]

lawl

[bisnonnocanapa]

wow it WALKS

[iHeartApple98]

why is it moving left from right? it should move forward and backwards right

[krullbulle2]

@iHeartApple98

It'does, the shaft is just unbalanced and therefor it moves in all directions.

[blackegle13]

0:42 till the end what da fuck !! its a killing speed..man u could kill ur gf like that

[MrMudNugget]

can i use that to open my 6 inch steel safe?

[STEPHENOHYEA]

Cause THATS not obvious.

[VipericVampire]

LMFAO @ the last seconds. I've never laughed harder in my life!

[YounggJewelz]

Damn.. it can qo faster den me..

[rodrick4500]

this is a stupid machine you seem like the type of people that use these thing a few minutes before i see you in the emergency room covered in blood

[demonsrocks]

want to kill her or pleasure hr wtf iis with the speed

[stonedlette]

Jesus christ....that is unnessicary speed.

[silver760]

You need to make it driven by a stirling engine with a fresenel lens so it runs off sunlight,super eco friendly fuck toy.

[101QT101]

yay.!! lmaoo

[trje246]

What did you use in order to oscillate the speed with?

[guywithhat69]

put a big fist on it.... and call it Mister Fister....

[bleachrocks45]

wow wtf lol

[arcerflyerz]

wow that would make mad juices come out and i wouldnt use it for the vag =)

[bobgold7]

Great machine, your lady must love it

[todowhat]

..now replace the dildo with a knife....

[juiciibeats]

Freaky shit man, did you really need mock-10 to get gurl off?

[Hackeberga]

Can it be used for oil drilling?

[Sonicku]

lol nice one

[zentailife]

let your woman juice all day

[castlewells]

@Hackeberga definetly haha

[shadowgear111]

that is a cordless grinder for the motor if you look closely it's a grinding wheel with a battery

[SteyreAUG]

That would hurt your vagina badly at that speed

[mort2003icia]

ok....that's just scary

[brunodmcc]

ROFL

[Guitarscreech06]

LOL

[Xxm0ppetxX]

gawd..that looks like it could hurt O.o

[Wamprechts]

PRICE PLEASE.

[dannycandoit]

cool machine,,great job...kudos...kudos

[JCassidy3383]

What did u use for your motor????

[tonyvoltage]

that shit will make your vagina bleed...

[soboboo]

One day human interaction will be a thing of the past. We can reproduce without sexual contact with the opposite sex. Whether you choose to accept it or not, one day we'll choose machines to pleasure us over a person of the opposite sex. Why spend money on wining and dining, plus the effort of a "relationship" when you can plug in what tickles your fancy and have at it? Sure there will be those who look for the human touch, but eventually relationships will go the way of the dinosaurs.

[bigpinkears]

You have obviously never experienced real lust.

[soboboo]

Since you're not capable of expressing a difference of opinion without getting vulgar, let me rebut : GO FUCK YOURSELF.

You can use the machine above to help you achieve that.

[soboboo]

I don't understand the humor in this video (as a few posters have expressed). The truth is, the "fucking machine" is in fact a legitimate sex toy. There's numerous styles & brands. It's not a joke; it's a real product. The person who created this particular one has talent; one that could potentially earn him revenue(s) should he decide to create a commercial version. Anyways, I liked the video. It's a good way to educate people about some of their sexual options. On a sad note, it'll replace us.

[moremoney20072000]

roflmao, jeez that would kill her. Dude, think you smoking to much pot.

[Bigsexy8832]

hahaha

[juggalox22]

thats looks like it would kill you lol

[MightyJustas]

Lol, fit a blade in to that dick and it will stab you to death!! THE KILLING MACHINE, BEWARE!!!

[Odium1981]

And, we can hear there is a guy and a woman in this clip. Thus we can also expect that they have used this machine.. :)

[moremoney20072000]

lmao, think he needs to bolt that down.

[LithiumCupcake]

be my boyfriend? lulz

[Xneuz]

Change the dildo with a knife, and you could enter robot wars :P

[spragganov90]

so true xD

[T1P1N]

LOL

[vampishgirl]

that looks like you could KILL somone with that:O like ouchie

[kjun13]

dude......you could torture somebody with this thing!!!!!!!!!!

[lorrainejames]

I can't help but clench while watching.

[Riiggaass1]

LMAOOO

[x0BOOB0x]

if i was a girl i woldnt put dat up my pussy/ass

[AliasAccount2000]

But you're not a girl, so does that mean you would put it up your ass?

[bigpinkears]

I am, and I would.

Horny just looking at the thing.

I am going to make one.

[ashleytluver27]

dude ouch

[CRF100MAN]

fucking hilarious

full speed lmao

[BAK87]

thats what i call DIY

[egtross]

thats fuckin funny what's she think of it?

[flupoo]

I'm not mean like the others but i would like to see yhat thing in a girls pussy that would be like awsome.

[nfpa2002]

watch you dont poke someones eyes out with that thing...lol

[crosby8707]

That thing looks dangerous. lmao.

[MethylPox1000]

Sell one to me. :)

[jakebmx4lyf]

nob end!!! i bet u use that urself lmao

[jasminmalia]

i bet he actually made that 4 his ass

[MarcusTheReverent]

innovation at its finest

[Evil0yster]

should put a joint on the pin right before the support hole to make it push straight in andtd pull sraight out :p

[Krimzon07]

Looks like something the KGB or CIA would use for torture. "WERE ARE THEY HIDING ILL TURN THIS THING ON AND DICK SLAP YOU TO DEATH!" *shudders*

[Shadowsadist]

I find the situation humorous. Nice of you to make your girlfriend a machine. Lazy of you too though - in its own way.

[traversdobson]

hahahahaha man the previous commetns on this video are funny, lol good on ya guys, and no woman will go near that! haha LOL

[victorsvictory]

Will woman put anything in there? what happend to the days when woman used a finger, no wonder so many woman are busted out, then their husbands leave em for some girl younger and tighter? OMG get a life!

[N1N3INCHNAILS]

LOL

[welshtart08]

lol who needs a man now? !

[shutemdwn]

i wanna se the women brave enough to get their vagina near that thing,LOL!

[ShittyFingersMcgee]

Ha! Judging by the cough of the woman in the background i'm guessing she tried to take that in the mouth...

[keikothemeowmeow]

OMG.If you really want to destroy your genitals so bad, have a kid.I heard it has the same effect.

[slcmum]

OWW is all i can say. be prepared to get your vag replaced after use!! (or anyother hole you use it in. lol)

[carsiotto]

your ma likes it in the ass, so i'll assume you meant the ass!

[shanemr1]

lol he found this in his mom's room

[string193]

omg what cant u find on utube this is so wrong its not funny

[pimpedout1620]

i wanna see this fucking thing in action! :P

[KushLover7]

I WANT ONE!

[imnew59]

pop goes the chery XD

[Fentanyl3]

LOL, what do you use to control motor speed? triac, autotransformer or frequency drive?

[lmgooner]

sold at all major retailers..

[generatrix999]

.... and the sound is so romantic, particularly the slow-speed when the motor sounds like it's getting fried, that's sure to turn her on.

Would take a 'special' kind of woman.

Is this what the NWO means when they say machines will do mans work?

[mppivvas]

i could take that ,  i can take a coke can, stacy xxx

[carsiotto]

you're fucking stupid!

[mppivvas]

so are you , you dumb ass american

[carsiotto]

at least your ma's va jay jay isnt as dry as british humor. Thank god for that!

[mppivvas]

that true, its soft and wet like yo mammas,

[lolmayop]

british humor is dry

[UnoSemper]

Hey dude, do you use that thing on yourself...lol

Darn it sounds like a steam engine.

[daboi45]

now thats a dick slap to the face!

[Cleric775]

Looks like it could do well in Iraq on full-automatic fire.

The boys could use one of these.

[kyleodell187]

lmao looks painful

[j1otd]

whahaaw thats pretty wild man

[metalmoto]

Look out! It's coming after you!

[arivera3426]

LOL!!! Hilarious!!! I think it would rip out his/her insides!!

[purplebuttmonkeys]

yeah can you make a vid of a girl fucking it?

[tsalaghi]

lmao!!!! that's hilarious!!!

[xRaptorStrikex]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Sora2314]

can u make a vid of a girl fucking it?

[LovemLickemStickem]

awesome!