Anaconda Attacks

[vhailor1980]

Now this is progress of our civilization, dumbass can survive natural selection of the smart people!!

[TheSlothook]

WHat a dumbass LOL. 

[djroozl]

i don't see it coiling around his chest as they said it. it's just his legs.

[coldsniper321]

LOL @ the animation, what a dumb fuk

[zroberts02]

Haha.. that animation is hilarious!!

[ancestorsrelic]

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[AllDreamsDead]

the lesson is, never fuck with an anaconda without Jose around you xD

[ehbabbeh]

hey when it heals hes got a very impressive scar for the senoritas.

[daybreak4491]

stupid fuck face he thinks his pro what a dumb

[xtrademolition]

A mi tambien me han tratado de agarrar mi anaconda pero esta no muerde solo da cabezazos xD

[IresKnight]

oh boy id feel real safe with some dude named el diablo

[Jubeski]

Dumb reporter.

[TheDaixlen]

we humans are pedophile we are hunting tigers and having sex with. LIKE THIS: 1:57

[rogercool9]

dont mess with anaconda

[emarbiz]

when humans are stupid

[TheRockHBKfan]

That snake is ADORABLE! ^_^' <3

Gotta hurt like hell..

[flyinggirlxxx]

i dont get why wehn a wild animal attacks people have to think tht the animal should be the loser and gets shot at. But the animals just doing its frikkin thing!

[minameise]

At least he admits it's his fault for disturbing the snake. And why the hell would you hang around with someone who calls himself El Diablo? LMAO

[riodejaneir10]

@minameise LOLO. I AGREE>

[TheRockHBKfan]

@minameise Hahah :D Yeah, so, it was stupd, but, he realize that.

And don't forget; Mayby we think "El Diablo" is lame and weird, because we've heard it so many times as bad og gay characters in tv and stuff..

I bet he got the name for being awesome, not for being a "Naughty little devil".

[tjmusclebeach]

dumb cunt

[VALKRYE2009]

shoulda cut the bastard up (the snake that is)

[joey15545]

anaconda the muscle man lol (-:

[Jonezee2006]

STUPID CUNT!!! WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP FUKING WITH NATURE...IT IS ALWAYSSS THE HUMANS FAULT WHEN EVER AN ANIMAL ATTACKS!!!!!

[miazz2475]

@Jonezee2006 and they are always men!

[Jonezee2006]

@miazz2475 lol that is quite true actually!!

[Dookiii]

You Got Pwned Bitch!

[gundam116]

dumb cunts fault

[240SSONLY]

THIS IS COLOMBIA!!!!! yeah...

[MrHappyTruth]

That's a pretty small snake to get that worked up about. A lot of talk, little in the delivery. The computer animation showed a much bigger snake.

[Stravobija]

I just wish that anaconda was at least 5 meters and 100kg!

[reginegerardino]

oh my god!it's a big snake..

[christosswc]

That El Diablo is some cool dude I'd say!

[TrueGreatness73]

thats the sneaks home

[machewbaccas]

Atleast it wasnt solid snake

[theshiz909]

this is one of my fav shows lol this guy is worse than a retard in a glass factory

[leftstanding]

hmmm.. el diablo made it look so easy, i bet I could do it. i can't wait to show the crew how I captured an anaconda all by myse.... SHIT!!! HELP!!!!

[keichan22]

he feels that he had the power of eldiablo  LOL!!!

[Goodboy122580]

rubber snake! hahaha

[Brix97]

lol! that critic is a crazy!!

[SUIL956]

LOL WHAT A DUMB SHIT 

[TheSajid44472]

its realy good

[isserpaulo]

hahahahahhhahahahaha

[pritikuletboo]

that tv host is a fuckin dumb ass

[CsAnnihilationII]

thats like controlling my.... nvm. I guess its because mines untamed and uncut

[Krowsnose]

Wow, they spelled Colombia wrong and Tabatinga is part of Brazil. Jesus, that's bad.

[JoHauntas]

@Krowsnose Great catch, they messed up twice, what professionals!

[Verification11]

yeah all tv program is like this dramatizeing and shit ... bleive me when i say this .... if they dont do this exaggerate thing ... u will change the channel cause u get bored

that's a straight fact

[Khultan]

Five grown men to over power this animal? Wow : )

[asoastig]

stupid shit fucks a mouron!!

[novemberthe5th]

he deserved it.

[gut197]

He learned his lesson I'm glad he survived

[XMacNcheesEX]

i hate stupid reporters

[letopizdetz]

I hate this commantator... keeps making stuff up, dramatizes everything and can`t even get his facts right.

You see the snake biting hard onto the man`s arm... he says it`s the shoulder. You see the guy pulling the snake`s mouth open by force - he says the snake "suddenly releases the man".

He`s seriously trollin`

[NeTDeViL009]

STUPID CAMERA MAN you aint no el diablo bitch

[kristinandron]

What a fucking retard...

[onestone45]

deservedly so

[marick626]

That big jungle predator didn't catch him, he caught the damn snake and the snake acted in defense just like any other wild animal would do. Fucking idiots.

[biitchymilktea]

LLOLOL!!!!!!!

but the man's cool though! the one that can smell anaconda!

[kmach1993]

what a dumb white cunt

[Sh4dowsUnited]

wow fail

[XlopenX]

deserved him right.. why would he go try to recapture it again!?

[stuprestonexperience]

Noob

[ronaldloh89]

hahahha....recapture the snake by himself...what a dumbass shit...

[hustla8907]

@ronaldloh89

fuckin tanino , he a dumb kunt

[CplCevop]

@ronaldloh89 its easy of your mind is ready for it :) i'm just saying

[funneybunney55]

dumbass.....

[kirraxinn]

el diablo shouldve just stood there and watch this fool get what he deserves.Turned into snake shit.

[trankhactri]

that's part of the show dudes :)

[roadrunner304]

what a moron..Dont play whit that next time...dude..

[DeMoonay]

dick

[thi711]

El Diablo.... more like El Dipsht.

[oukaness]

What a retard. Oh Im an amature Im going to go off by myself and try to catch this snake that is longer then I am tall. Despite the fact I have no idea what Im doing or how to capture a snake and hold it. Dur. He got what he diserved.

[ladybloodrose]

hmmm When anacondas attack... no.... when HUMANS are stupid is more likely it

[headlightf1123]

lol here's an idea, i'll just search and recapture the anaconda, fool what did he think was gonna happen.

[CBALLEN]

Sometimes when you want to face your fears,your fears prove to you why you were afraid to begin with.

[johnniwonton1976]

IDIOT!

[mikeymishka1]

prick!

[Randiopia]

it wasnt trying to defend itself, it was looking for dinner.

[nimasha83]

LEAVE THE FUCKING SNAKES ALONE

[ethelalyza]

TANG INAH NYU

[jokerxXxjenny]

@ethelalyza huli ka JEJEMON!! BANG BANG BANG! PATAY ANG JEJEMON

[quinolatinking]

this guy is an asshole

[PostBox12345]

The snake around his chest? - Where?

The snake around his neck? - Where?

Are they talking about the same footage that they show us?

I see a whine littel TV Reporter that tells a fat lie to be in the TV more often.

It took him 2 month to get back infron of the camera?

Thats Animal Planet at his best: Panicmongering!!

[Shadowdmil14]

I don't give a fukk about a fuckin lawns im glad i dnt have one

[kidrainenfina]

freak

[omega45red]

man: is it angry when it open its mouth? what a dumbass

snake: when i open my mouth, it means i'll bite any stupid human in front of me!! lol

[770827]

I like his attitude, u play w the fire u get burn, it's just that simple~ respect!

[TheHeppyman]

stupid ass toninho

hahaha from 2:00 to 2:50 hes soo stupid xD

[ATSMaster]

This one i believe is FAKE! Only way i see this being fake is by there being no blood dripping from the shirt, anddddd the snake was not wrapped around his body, once a snake has prey by the chest, they dont let go as they can feel the prey breath!

Bullshite for a good show i guess.

[HellPlix]

Stupid ass.... Leave the damn snake alone.

[ortilia]

at least he admits who really is the villain here =]

[jabadista]

y did he even try to recapture the anaconda on his own? !what a dumb ass!

[bjrule211]

that snake was like..OH SHIT A CHINESE..>FOOOOOD

[TheLoganadam]

@bjrule211 lol i  get it chinese take away

[carrrs]

dumb ass

[tinkleberries]

that guy is so stupid

[DUMBC0w]

Fuck this is just annoying. this would never have happened if that other guy hadn't tried to be a ninja like diablo..

[SEMPER6FI6RAIDER]

el diablo was like R U SERIOUS?

good thing he was there to help

[fsrsc7]

DUMB.ASS

[flyking101]

damm

[metalsim45]

wat a fuking retard

[THEAARONHD]

dont make fun of da guy trust me

[unnoon]

fcuking ads...

[MeanestBean3]

lolololol

[milletre000]

hahahaha dumbass! maybe ull learn a lesson

[syncopath0425]

nice one MORON!

[trumanlover]

untamed and uncut is awsome i love it :D

[Graftin2006]

why do people insist on fucking with dangerous wild animals ?

[keiferdofus]

what a dumbasss lol

[cottenswirl]

i love watching untamed and uncut :D

[GHOST8899NOM]

me tooo

[sylvestersparky123]

@cottenswirl same

[TheBFMValentine]

@cottenswirl same man xD

[CrackuhJakk]

Im glad I watched this..now I KNOW that if Im ever in Columbia, I shouldnt try to catch an anaconda by myself...cuz common sense cant help you in THIS situation....

[raygreene]

atleast he admits to being a moron at the end. good job mister reporter

[raygreene]

That reporter is a moron. ROFL! Watch me grab a wild fucken Anaconda!! Oh shit my arm!!! lol!!

[tim18275]

thats one smart guy!

[codkiwi]

mas é um bunda mole esse negreiro, ja tv de 4 pa cobra ahsuhshshahsahshsah

[Thepianist14343]

Professional animal explorer and documentary goes off by himself and tries to catch an anaconda............smart guy, glad hes professional.

[laurenrankmore]

this guy is a total wanker he is a host not a bloody snake handler !! that will teach him im sure he wont be doing that again any time soon!

[slayerdeadf]

thats always fake dude <.<

[bubblepie101]

@slayerdeadf they dont fake on animal planet dumbass! this footage is real

[slayerdeadf]

lol i was responsing on som1 lol ik it is reall lol ure lame

[wow123835]

yeah sure he is the master of the snakes

[sheriff55502]

what a cunt

[Kanorikoziuri]

omfg if i saw this big fat juicy mofo worm wiggling in a bush id shit myself badly. and this guy actually goes and grabs the snake like a cock or smth. fck that shit

[TenaciousDougie]

Yeah...looking for 'snakes' in columbia.

A likely story you druggie!!

[Ucorn]

That's what he gets for being an El Diablo wannabe....or just being his stupid self.

[1manrebellion]

Stupid as mother fucka

[leeatnewton]

ive no sympathy for these stupid cunts that get bitten and shit. dont chase such a fuckin lethal aniaml. leave the fuckin thing alone. stupid cunt.

[GearsofNorway]

let the anaconda in peace

[gyrotuffjonykirby]

Stupid Anaconda, an M4A1 Would have done the job lol

[PkStrPk99]

He deserved it, he was searching for the pain he gotta leave it to the proffecials.

[missyisgone]

what a wanker... leave it to the professionals... wanker

[megarouge2001]

Oh leave the poor thing alone already.

Shouldn't be "When Animals Attack", more like "When Stupid Assholes Get Bit."

[feanor]

@megarouge2001 human nature to be curious i guess.

[invectrum]

@megarouge2001 So true, I wouldnt feel sorry for the snake though, it got its revenge...sooo funny that guy is sooo dumb

[jackjarell]

He deserved it

[eidius1989]

agreed arrogant basted deserves every pain

[Sunphx987]

Curiosity killed the cat, in this case almost killed the him. He learn his lesson. Anacondas aren't toys to play with, like we saw :X.

[gyrotuffjonykirby]

@Sunphx987 lol? We naturally have power over the inferior creatures of this planet dude, so dont get all emotional about it, like some stupid activist or something, lol,

[Sunphx987]

lool its not that xD

[pkerz1]

dude what an idoit

[kekeke35]

kormasın bide :D

[bigabs18281]

es muy stupido!

that means u r a fuckin dumb ass what did u think would happen

[diabllo29]

lol...just...lol..that dude dont know that this snake is very dangerous!

[dakione]

Dumb ass

[pikachu896]

arent anacondas poisonous?

[Templarofsteel18]

no they aint poisonous, they strangle there prey

[tonylean]

the saliva has lots of germ that can kill too i once heard

[pjfan201]

No.  They're constrictors.

[monstertruck900]

no they have little teeth

[CCStunna]

naw, their teeth are pretty big

[sanjaybari]

they ave no teeth

[sanjaybari]

sorry, they have teeth i was mistaken

[washeem]

They wrap themselves around their prey, break the bones into pieces then they swallow! hmmmm a bit like a horny drunk bitch giving a blowjob :)

[megarouge2001]

@washeem

If you get your bones broken during a blowjob, then she's either very bad at it, or very good at it.

[washeem]

hmmm FIY men dont have bones in their dicks!!!

[VBloodFetishV]

Rofl, nice..

[pikachu896]

im just asking guys,you dont have to down rate my comment

[k2tup2ev]

servants, like him, are uneducated and idiots to go bare handed trieing to capture a anaconda...

[anthrax13aldous]

poor man...He could have died in suffocation....The snake just reacted As it should....It felt threatened though the guy didn't really want to hurt the snake..he just wanted to take it back to camp or sumthin...and as any snake should react, it bites the guy in the shoulder and wraps its body around him....Its still amazing he survived..if it weren't for his friends though...he'll be a dead man....Thank God he survived...

[haybusacheif2119]

leave it to the pro next time

[Tetragagaca]

ITS FAKE!!!!

[steviemartin2214]

@Tetragagaca this is not fake, this is real

[Pate942]

hahaa

[green2lean]

You are not a man to talk that way.

[TicklelVleSkittlez]

do you no why he fck with the snack u moron? fck did u think he was gonna hurt the snake? of course not did u see him pull out a knife and try to split it in 2 u moron? of course not damn fckin idiot these days...and u cant shoot some1 for fckin with a snake..thats just simply plain dumb.fck..

[TicklelVleSkittlez]

u think i care how i fckin talk to u u fckin prick? of course not and u think i care who ur talkin 2? course not if u havent notice its comments we can post comment about any sht up here we want so i can post this but dont insult this man u fckin dick head

[crazei778]

wow tht guy is relly dumb to get it alone!

[TicklelVleSkittlez]

@crazei778 well kinda..but atleast hes brave enough to try it alone :]

[crazei778]

yah but he's brave enough to risk his life if so tell me if thts brave?

[TicklelVleSkittlez]

It is brave, but also foolish of him. He likes to find out things in this world, hes curious, Were all curious of the world without ppl going out their riskin their lives to find out the dangerous world the nature. If ppl didnt do that do u think we wouldve survived today? of course not so every1 here better stop talkin sht about this man, ppl like him is how we get our information, how we no how to survive so stop the bull sht about this man..he alrdy knew the andaconda could kill him and still

[TicklelVleSkittlez]

my other half didnt come up..hmm..how dumb. but i shall repeat some of it. If u dont call that brave, then what do u call it? its not stupidity, this is how we get info and how we survive all these centuries and years. Not just science and all that bull sht, but ppl riskin their lives like this man to gather information and to help us learn more about mother nature..if it wasnt for these guys like him..u think we couldve survived in this word? huh? of course not so show this guy some respect..

[crazei778]

if i dont call it brave then what do i call it?i call it brain loss if he knew it would kill him.. so reply to tht

[TicklelVleSkittlez]

ur not really answerin my question..why would u call him stupid, or even say he has brainloss..did u not read everything there? or was it to long for ur ass dude? god if u did u wouldve answered the question that i wanna hear and what u answered was a ritorical question -.- read my sht again and then answer it fck.. and its not brain loss..i think u got brain loss i mean come on now didnt u see what i wrote? the dudes riskin his fckin life for us to learn more about the anaconda..read and learn

read and learn? well the anaconda would most likly to kick his a** if it remembered tht it the guy caught it before witch it did so the snake decided to catc