Doug Stanhope: chemicals

[Ohiogrown90]

god he has the exact same thoughts on sober sleep than me... im only 21 but shit.

[GibsonsForLife]

1:54 oh shit youtube, he just did you.

[zorbatheok]

"you never took me to the botanical garden" ...all of my relationships/falling in love part have started in botanical gardens then we repeat going their but the magic gets less and less and the mosquitoes get more and more and I'll stop taking them there and after about 3-6 months they say "you never take me to the botanical garden anymore" ....brilliant

[BurnSpangler]

it's not ADD I'M THINKING!  perfect.

[r70stunna]

Stanhope is to Carlin as Lebron is to Jordan

[ddd1600]

This man is extremely depressed.

[r70stunna]

@ddd1600 No, he is just speaking the truth.

[CantWeedThis]

@ddd1600 good answer pillboy

[mikeylikesit2675]

@ddd1600 no, its an act. an act based on real thoughts and fears, but most (exception brian regan) comedy comes from a dark place.

[BelfastAtheist]

@ddd1600

Everything he said was true. Maybe you're just naive?

[Twistednerver]

that sleeping sober shit is for real!

[MrMustacheEater]

Hey man, this generation isn't so bad. Just take some ecstasy or smoke weed, drink a beer or some JD, it's all good. There are some fags out there who listen to Disney Channel music and shit, but they are kids, don't associate with them. If you live your life right good things will come to you.

[Cylixx3]

Frenzal Rhomb are banned from using the Grand Chancellor hotel chain in Australia, for throwing a TV out of a high floor window.

[t4si0r]

He reminds me of Charlie from ASIP

[bigmarty11288]

@t4si0r Haha holy shit you're right. Milksteak and paint thinner

[DZrache]

Funny, I've been prescribed zoloft. Well fuck that shit

[runepk4life500]

Top Comedians:

Doug Stanhope

George Carlin

Russell Peters

Ron White

[SSNReactorOperator]

@runepk4life500 and Dave Schimmel (spelling?)

[stone412]

This guy needs to get his ass seriously kicked, the ugly fuckin' bastard.

[executionofaspecies]

@stone412 Why should he get his ass kicked? If you don't like what he has to say why not just turn it off, switch videos, etc.

[stone412]

@executionofaspecies I gather you're a big fan, too. Two others have asked me the same question. Never judge a book by its cover? I think I just may have. I feel no ill will toward him, now. It took getting used to him, really.

[elmaxidelsur]

@stone412 why?

[stone412]

@elmaxidelsur He just rubs me the wrong way but that is an affliction I have to deal with, HE shouldn't have to pay for. It's people like you that kindly point out my rather dismal outlook mainly because I'm too busy ranting, I'm blind to it. Thank you for pulling my head out of the "funk", so to speak. I need a good rescue now and then.

[p0llenp0ny]

@stone412 Ass kicked for what? Elaborate.

[stone412]

@p0llenp0ny I've kinda changed my outlook on him. He's ok. Just in a dark place and the fact he rubbed me the wrong way but...you know. Live and learn.

[MrWrof]

I thought exactly like this before Ritalin. Some days I miss it...

[bigbagron]

it's really bugging me that he's not smoking the cigarette and keeps bringing it an inch from his mouth and wiping his nose >:(

[brettbed]

So refreshing.

[AdamBomb669]

@20thcentfox I'm gonna delete you from my myspace friends......

Do people still use myspace anymore?

[MrScrivener]

12 people need to ditch their Cymbalta scripts.

[chrisrhudy02]

@MrScrivener 13 ppl tried snorting said Cymbalta scripts and they said it "gave em a buzz"... lol

[mistacramer]

12 Team Players who have enough fun with their Verizon Wireless family watched this video.

[Ravelife13]

@mistacramer They are misguided optimists, like I once was, now I realize that the thoughts I have had for years and was so glad to see Doug vocalize them because I did not have the ... way he has with words. Fuck the Man, Fuck the System. I was born to rage against em.

[beardedswine]

i finally disagree with stanhope on one thing. after hours of listening

[homevidman1000]

@beardedswine which part?

[beardedswine]

@homevidman1000 i just rewatched it and i can't find it. i thought it had something to do with violence, but in reflection, stanhope was right

[FractalBolt]

How do I identify with his statement about the head that does not shut up, jesus, I seriously do...

[masterthehate2]

I drive around and throw bricks into random stores... am I boring?

[karsown]

@masterthehate2 no, you just need attention.

[lathesius]

LOL i wish my brain would just shut the fuck up sometimes!!!

[snappertuna]

Lenny, Carlin, and Hicks are dead. As is Chris Cavanaugh, who Stanhope once gave a a fuck you to his cancer (he was was so happy to receive a call from Doug).

Thanks to you, Doug Stanhope. It was the happiest I saw Chris in a long time.

[BuildBabylon]

I want to eat your faecies Doug.

[btripodina70]

awesome Doug! you are right!!!!! go brother!!

[stuntmancr3w]

haha god damn. doug spittin some truth n crackin sum damn good hit lines

[jgrannell1]

Lenny and Carlin and Hicks are laughing somewhere. No they're not. All of them are dead.

[metalahhhhhhhhhhhh]

@jgrannell1 Just cause they're dead doesn't mean they're not laughing and it doesn't mean they are. No one knows what happens when you die, not christians and not atheist.

[Malagraves]

@metalahhhhhhhhhhhh "Just cause they're dead doesn't mean they're not laughing"

Yes, yes it does.

[FooledToaster]

@metalahhhhhhhhhhhh

No but I know people aren't alive when they die.

[metalahhhhhhhhhhhh]

@FooledToaster Yeah there bodies aren't alive. But I criticize both Christianity and atheists(to some point) cause Im pretty sure its more complicated than just "nothing happens" but Im also sure that the simple explanation of heaven or hell isn't true either. No one know what happens after you die- period.

[FooledToaster]

@metalahhhhhhhhhhhh

How the fuck do you teenagers turn everything into religious debate. Stanhope is alive and carrying the torch, Hicks and Carlin are dead fucker. Deal with it.

[metalahhhhhhhhhhhh]

@FooledToaster Well no duh there dead and I love Doug Stanhope, but its stupid when someone just says shit for shock value we all know there dead no need to hammer it into people.

[PACKyourSHITfolks420]

I have that brain

[americannapalm]

the gulf war caused it.....the first one....it killed the 80s....i just came to the realization tonight....thats what killed it...not grunge...or cgi....that was a product...it was the FIRST BUSH!!

[SolarEXtract]

stumble back to your fucking shithole

[claireshrew]

rat boy@SolarEXtract 

[nootaramus]

well he is right- but the reason there is no more fun is because too many crazy fucks went tooo far - like eating 5 quaaludes and driving your porsche 110 mph and wrecking and paralyzing your best friend ( leif garret did this) but not the only one. and then as for trashing that hotel room, we all paid for it with higher room rates.

and all those buddies you used to smoke dope with aren't your buddies anymore cause they had to rat you out and save their miserable hides .

fun is an illusion

[scottburns90]

@nootaramus your an illsion. fun is everywhere. your that douchebag prick we rat on when the cops bust us cuz your pinchin the bag and bein stingy with your weed. karma

[gibbsies]

stumble?

[OcularPolitics]

@gibbsies stumbleUpon, social site... no idea why everyone's being spammy about it though O.o

[gibbsies]

@OcularPolitics rofl, weird

[acient123harrypotter]

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[redworld13]

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[asburytheo]

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[RagnorakTres]

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[MyLATim]

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[nicksws6]

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[maxwolfeee]

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[pen1232]

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[skinnyblink7]

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[ilopol]

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[LanCaiMadowki]

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[gdickinsense]

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[aseidl25]

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[mpgarate]

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[joefond]

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[Shrapnel343]

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[nuds76]

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[yuppy64]

@nuds76 Downvote :D

[XhosStyleX]

That was hilarious. Best I've seen in awhile. Nice find.

[Dieselspot]

Aweosme quality

[WellConditionedChimp]

STANHOPE FOR COMPTROLLER!!!