Scrubs Man Cards

[nahnahnahwoaah]

I wonder if you could buy one of those JD posters from the end...

[morgantown1]

Love how Cox doesn't say the whole thing, just " 'ank you " real fast

[thisboxcontainsacid]

WHICH EPISODE ? :)

[tryandlisten]

@thisboxcontainsacid Season 5 first

[Loof42]

He could have easily earned all of the cards back by becoming a brony.

[Mefgar]

Send this link to people who don't know what man cards are. They'll soon understand.

[TheWisdom187]

when he took card number 3 was my favorite, positive for the birth control pill..LOL...LMAO

[BIGBOOBS1122]

4 people had there man cards taken away from them.

[gallstonethefirst]

How the hell can a child be an attending physician? Urine analysis was hilarious though.

[gobebo123]

what is the name of this episode?

[bennyth3unicorn]

Turk: "Dude, you're still eating those brownies!"

J.D.: "I don't wanna get pregnant, shoot."

[romeo56]

I don't wanna get pregnant, shoot.

[RatsMyHeart]

Loving Dr Cox's "Thankyow!" everytime he takes a card. xDD

[ClassicRockr86]

It seems 4 people had their man cards taken away and are still bitter about it.

[JoshRA]

What the fuck is wrong with birth control pills? I'm sorry do you want to pollute the earth with unwanted babies? If that doctor tried to take the card from me because of that I'd slap the shit out of him.

[Gothiquea]

@JoshRA uh...JD is a guy. GUYS don't need birth control pills, WOMEN do. therfore, taking birth control pills, not manly.

[JoshRA]

@Gothiquea Huh, I didn't think it was possible for men to take birth control pills.

[MegaLamb]

@JoshRA JD had one of Turk's homemade birth control cookies that he'd made for Carla without knowing what it was - It's possible for men to take them, but there's no point. You mentioned two weeks ago that you'd slap Dr. Cox if he tried to take a Man Card away from you for taking a birth control pill, you'd slap him, so I'm not quite sure what you're getting at. There's nothing wrong with the birth control pill and JD will not be having a baby if he didn't take them...

[Gothiquea]

@JoshRA They're pills. you eat them, like paracetamol or ibuprofen. it just doesn't do anything for men.

[SecretBlackLight]

omg I live that episode the JD cut outs were hilarious!!!

[RandomVidsMaker]

oh... wanna hug?

[wtf1291]

lol i put my friend on the man card system and yes he has lost some of them

[curiouscolt81]

So apprently you need man cards to be a man? LOL.

[janosrock]

@curiouscolt81 my dad gave me five to me when i turned thirtheen

[Shazza123454321]

although the lettering is darling. have you ever done calligraphy?

[newyy1]

No Caligraphy

No Lover's Quarels

No Taking Birth Control Pills?(which I could forgive because some people get high on that shit)

No Allanis Morrisette(which is a given, you should have two cards taken away)

No Asking For A Hug

[redhaiku]

You are my hero for listing them.

[HeshamUchia]

can i have a man card XD

[heath2357]

HERACY

[partygirl209]

wat?!?!?

[heath2357]

i meant herecy... go wiki it <----- it was in respince to the JD more of a man comment... it is HERECY

[50033836]

If you mean it as in a heretic, it's spelt "Heresy"

[Zoidus]

Hmm, I'm surprised you didn't get slack for correcting someone's spelling. It's happened to me. :/

[partygirl209]

nah, can't be bothered!

[hollandinter]

jd's face on 0.20 is soo funny!:D

[americanpsychowi]

we did this in our group of friends

[frainy180]

The men of course . . . . . . . .MEN!! lol

[finnishnin]

NO LOVERS QUARRELS!!!!!

[mmp2011]

me and my friend do this man card thing with my world geo teacher...lol...he like never has any cards...lol

[Sephiroth36977]

he said damn it after the part about birth control. he actually did that, not the samples got switched. That was the sound of, "Damnit, he found out".

[Phillex1337]

lol at the end ^^

[ol1ver62]

I don't need your approval! although the lettering is darling, have you ever thought of calligraphy?

HAHAHA

[guinessman2012]

nay nay oh dear god one thousand times nay

[Shindai]

Held on to it as long as ya could, didntcha

[imlpz5mews]

"Although the lettering is darling, did you do calligraphy?"

gotta love JD...

[bjsc1991]

LOL

[ad206]

"your urinalisis just came back positive for the birth control pill." lmao

[Cheeseburger4u]

This is the some ep when the janitor put the cardboard jd next to the window and said NICE ASS GRANDMA! XD

[AbdodoxD]

LMAOOOO!!!

[Yerex719]

XD "excuse me" "AAAH!!" *runs off* lol

[Bigpita95]

That was so funny when the cardboard came up to JD and the Janitor said Excuse me. lol!

[drinkstwohanded]

"You know what I've been doing? I mean besides listening to my Alanis Morrisette CD to get pumped up to talk to you. Here." LMFAO awesome

[ryanmonster]

nay nay oh god one thousand times NAY

[bloodypudding]

You want a hug? You held onto it as long as you could didn't you.

[Glitterpuss25]

I adored this episode

Absolutely no lovers quarrels!

[cheetahja94]

LOL!!!!!

[faltzerfan90909]

what episode was this

[davinatorbass]

my in internes eyes

frist epsoide in season 5

sorry about my spelling

[KnightofNi86]

the women are men, the childtren are men, the men of course MEN

[SconesyJonesy]

this episode was on today :)

Its fucking great lol love it

[RazorCardz01]

it's short for "sensitive".

[musclegut13]

I've never been quite so happy in my life as I was the first time I saw this episode. The clouds parted, Angles sang down upon me, the day brightened and all of the sudden life made more since. Thank you Dr. Cox.

[HavocPwnsAll]

xD Dr.Cox rocks

[hezza58]

i love the bit before this

Janitor: Here's your volleyball team ... they're awful

[makewayforwillie]

Absolutely no lovers quarrels!

[shagolf21]

lol!

[PromBar]

my brother gave me man cards :(

i have 1 left

[Retsumaru006]

Lol, my best friend gave me some....I haven't lost one in over a week!!

[jumpinjax2]

Sensei is Japanese for teacher or instructor.

[JJean1]

Watch the episode. Sickemdudley was right. JD pronounced it Sensi (Sen-see) as short for sensitive guy....Not Sensei

[stuffedwivfluff]

LOL- "the lettering is darling"

[sickemdudley01]

Remember that episode where Turk had trouble dealing an extremely sensitive surgeon who spent as much time hugging as he did operating? JD coached him on how to deal with the new surgeon by labeling him as a Sensi or sensitive guy like JD himself.

[MasqueradeParade]

the lettering is darling

have you ever done calligraphy

loved it!

[crederules]

i love how jd screws up right away.

[Sajen999]

LOL MUNTSI!

[ThatOneGuyFromYutube]

this is season 5 episode 1 yes..?

[scrubfan155]

the man cards were great, but i think the funnest part was at the end with the posterboard

[MegaLamb]

Janitor video done :)

[thuman123]

the posterboard's part where the reason this was one of my favorite episodes

[Brockbfball1563]

one of the funniest scrubs moments

[KMchef13]

"absolutly NO lovers quarrles!" XD

[stalkercrow]

Every time Dr. Cox calls J.D. a girl's name I feel happy inside.

[MegaLamb]

lol I remember that... Anywhoo, I'm working on a Scrubs Series 5 girls' names compilation. I'll move onto the other series later.

[londonxbeckons]

man cards. great.