Harry Potter OWNS Twilight IN THE MOUTH!!! (Deathly Hollows Vs. Eclipse)

[FFX2KH2Master]

Harry Potter Fuck starts twilights head. that is all

[RaelovesTeddy]

hahahahahaha lol harry potter kicks ass in number 2 when ron comlpained about following the spiders and not butterflies i said if you followed the butterflies you would end up finding edward cullen!

[YamishiMizuandDracus]

i used to hate pissing off twilight fangirls. but then i took a llama to the duck. :3

[MsKarategirl12]

Caption: good, more salt. Now, how do I get tinkerbell to tell dracula that they had a kid?

[Superfartfucktard420]

i farted

[WikiSorcerer]

If I wanna watch a movie with Vampires and Werewolfs, I'll stick with 'Underworld', thank you very much. They aren't the greatest movies out their, but at least their Badass.

[AnTwiOrg]

My username stands for Anti Twilight Organization

[AnTwiOrg]

TWILIGHT SUCKS!!!!!

[onedolpin]

my fav part in twighlight is the part were bella punches jacob.....

[MultiChanman17]

well i like twilight foooor team brody yeah :)

[TDFTRSJW4]

I love twilight but this was funny as hell lmao

[fluffycats2]

i hate twilight it sucks you rock

[jimmiejay86]

hes just a human being with a rare form of skin cancer that makes his skin sparkle like a faggot lol best line

[breonnapothier2]

ur so fucking funny

[TweetyCapone]

I love this fucking guy!!!

[chilenitarika94]

amen.

[adamshootem]

lol

[xRagma]

hp aint that good, the last book gave me aids

[nieshababe16]

i watched jeniffers body its not to bad but ur right about megan fox

[nieshababe16]

lmfao thats so funny

[rockrara]

thank you so much for saying that.



[Scrummer1823]

"im just sayin,bitch looks dirty."ahahahhaa this guy rocks.

[2Bored2Listen]

haha. I don't hate twilight but lol this is hilarous

and rob patt is ugly :/

lmaooo 0:25

[HerLastBreath6]

I may not hate Twilight but wow... XD FUNNY SHIT!! I wish it did end like that :P

[DrakoTrue]

i dont hate your vids , i find them ammusing and if every other ass fucked flaggot out there hates them maybe they should go suck edwards dick .

[007WMD]

Twilight sucks, join Dumbledore's Army.

[MuzicIzLife04]

And now, I adore you.

[kyle333halfevil]

lol....mouth rapes it in the ass

[TheCubsfan8]

I am a fan of neither.

[Teen656]

Twilight suks ass hahaha

[stormshadowkvala]

Haha, awsome! HP rules and Twilight sucks!

[TeamEdward221997]

Okay I'm not being funny Okay Yes They are fucking fairy's! But if you ignore that fact it's an Awesome film!!

Okay And just cos i like Twilight doesn't mean I'm A loser...I don't give two fucks what people think about me Some people might not like it some people do... Y'know it's peoples Opinions okay... And I agree with some comments Bella Needs to be Rid ugly ho! And Yes I'm Psychotic Bitch when it comes to Edward And I actually Agree with this Video but i don't if you know what i mean Hahah

[rhcprock26571]

@TeamEdward221997 mmmmm yeah necrophilia and beastiality is fuckin hot isn't it? xD

[mollylemew]

Haha, another thing that pissed me off that you forgot to mention, is that Bella has no fucking acting skills, it seems all she can do is stutter and bite her lip, if they wanted to make it just a little better, they should have gotten an actress who can actually act. And, I would proudly say, any day, I am not a Fangirl of anything really, because to be a fangirl, I would have to be a completely psychotic bitch! Love your videos, they actually make sense, and I agree with them completely!!!!!!!

[rhcprock26571]

@mollylemew Kristen Stewart, back in the day, was actually a good actor. If you watch movies like "Speak" she is really good. Before this twilight shit she was a good little actor. Now She's a teenage girl deciding to pick between necrophilia and beastiality. lol.

[flowergirln1]

You speak the truth! But you forgot to mention how his hair adds to the gaydar

[BaByCaKeS0263]

Lmfao....

I love you :)

[Sealand50cc]

FUCK, I LOVE ECLIPISE NOT TWILIGHT :PPP IN YO FACE

[sammylupin00]

Ha this is so true!!!

[purpledominican1]

Ur a bitch and.....

[tecnokittycat]

dude you are the best fucking man on earth right now!

[Saphera363]

@kevinTThoms THANK U KEV U SAVED ME FROM BEING A TOTAL ASS LIKER!! I UESED TO BE ONE OF THOS FUCKED UP FAN GIRLS IM A TOTAL BAD ASS NOW THANK U!! I GIVE MY LIFE TO U KNOW! :) PS #1 FAN BITCH!

[MichaSin]

Fruitcake fairy discoball.

Oh yes. xD

[dandarinha14]

i love you ! Omg its like u know what im thinking !

[MorbidUnloved]

I think I love you. <3 Haha. :)

[twoolane2]

@ValeriyaAviva no see thats a geek nerds get to do the cool things like dress up like mega man and run around the mall.

[AnE000002]

i dont think ive ever gained so much respect for one person in such a short amount of time. subscribed muthafucka.

[smallblondekid]

Harry Potter is a babe! Total babe.

[wwelife316]

Twilight is like soccer:

They run around for two hours, nobody scores, and the fans insist that you don't like it because you don't understand it.

[vampirechik108]

dont mind my namee (youtube name) it was longgg time ago and i read the first twilight book and i just put it down cuz i couldn't think of better shit and "harry potter" was taken:

SO YEAH

THIS GUY IS MY FUCKING HERO

I AM A DIEHARD HARRY POTTER FAN AND IM FUCKING SICK OF SLUTTY GIRLS GOING AT SCHOOL :"OMG EDWARD IS SO HOT"

ME: "HE'S A FUCKING UNICORNA ND BELLLA'S A SLUT FOR LOVING 2 BOYS."

dude harry potter is the best in the world. !!!!!!!! <3 u just said everything i wanted to kevin (y)

[MrGaara153]

Edward isn't a fairy, he's a UNICORN XD

[Leavebutdontleaveme]

Lets see if you sparkle in HELL !!! hahahahah hilarious :D

[Baamond2]

Harry Potter is the best!

[msdiedara]

i love dude every thing u say is true i all most pist my pants

[wwelife316]

Dear Harry,

Suck my rainbow flavored d*ck.

-Edward

Edward,

Jacob's got that covered already. I'm good.

-Harry

<3 Harry Potter~

[joker79246]

Im taking Earths rescources BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

[iluvlg97]

hol shit ur my new hero!!!!

[soccersnickers9]

HARRY POTTER! You said the things I think about every night before I go to sleep. I'm going to favorite this right now and look for a video of Harry Potter killing Edward. Teehee.

[soccersnickers9]

HARRY POTTER!

[WebstersVice]

<3



[MegaFootballfan15]

dude that is exactly how i felt when i went see it.. word for word haha.. your the man

[OoO3Fallen3OoO]

I.... FUCKING..... LOVE.. YOU

[animerulessodeal]

HAHAHAH!YOUR AWESOME!!!

[MrMoneyMagik]

@Team76Bella. Save the twilight appreciation lecture for someone that gives a fuck. The best part of that movie was when I turned the damn thing off thirty minutes into it because it Sucked Ass!!! That's thirty wasted minutes of my life that I'll never get back. If I had to watch twilight and throw harry potter movies off of a twenty story building I would set a bomb to the tv and jump off the building to save the other movies. Then with my last breath I would tell YOU to fuck off! Why are you

[MrMoneyMagik]

Twilight sucks ass so thank you for some real criticism of that shit.

[DeemBrittyGirl]

Wow. I could have never put it in the words like you did. I've read twilight and have a complete right to say that every single book of it sucks..Proud to be Harry Potter fangirl not a Twilight faggirl :D

[enokzoza]

Dude, seriously, you're my fucking hero

[soccerluvr1787]

Well Jacob actually never has his fucking shirt on

[MegaFootballfan15]

@soccerluvr1787 it's in his contract to take it off every ten minutes of screen time

[showofdemongirl]

I love twilight a lot, i mean I'm a huge fan but this is just hilarious ! :D

[RobotCowAnimations]

True that, here's something though:

if your a fan of Harry potter: your a nerd

if your a fan of twilight: your a loser

now I'm sure that being a nerd is far better then being a loser

[IMissYellow]

@RobotCowAnimations I am a proud nerd!

[AnTwiOrg]

@RobotCowAnimations nerds are actually cool

[timlickly122]

im not gay but dude ..... I LOVE YOU !!!!!!!!!!

[mrmoped92]

I'm a twilight fan, but i do see where you are coming from here. I was obsessed with twilight until the movies came out... they ruined everything... but yeah a lot of what you said was true. i think it's stupid that stephenie meyer made them sparkle. i guess she wanted to connect with the girly audience some more. i'm a girl, btw

[psjbfan]

@expectodude team cedric

[TheEchelon4life]

hahaha i love twilight but i laughed so hard to this 

[psjbfan]

This made me laugh so hard

[zanessaharuhi]

Harry Potter ftw. :)

[bonzibebe42]

im not a fan of the twilight movie... but the some of the actors in it are DELICIOSE.. im just talking about jacob btw.... but yeah harry potter is the shit!!

[lilypunto]

1 Word: WORD!!!!!

I'm on your team here. TWILIGHT SUCKS!!! Harry Potter is the best there is, what's up with Bella?? Is she like a freaking retard?!?! Did her parents drop her off a cliff at birth?? Plus, Emma Watson is a WAYYYY better actress than Kristen. When she's in 'pain' she looks like a retarded/gay fish out of water. (no offense to homosexuals. I just have to add something here that would prove my point to others.) Edward = vegetarian, nice guy MY ASS!!!

HP = hardcore magic, kickass

[12immy]

: must . . . Have . . . Clean . . . Water . . .

[expectodude]

Team Cedric or team Jacob.

[C0mm3n]

I LOL'D SO HARD AT 1:01 to 1:05

LMAO

[OPTIC411]

Is it just me or are all the vampires in that movie slightly retarded! That's my favorite part. :)

[shenerdist]

I hate the cussing, but your soooooo right

[shenerdist]

I remember when vampires went into the sun and burned...

Durcula FTW!

[BigTimeRushRockz9]

Too much cussing ur a COMPLETE IDIOT! and yes I will visit this video weekly and write hate comments and dislike it yes I Will

[ichuckpieatcars]

@BigTimeRushRockz9 You go ahead and do that with the other 41 people while me and over 1,000 others sit here and enjoy watching you being an idiot.

[BigTimeRushRockz9]

@ichuckpieatcars um my friend wrote that, btw. not me i agree with this guy

[ESLNetwork]

@BigTimeRushRockz9

I'm pretty sure you're mental. This guy is Genius (:

If you don't like him, keep it to yourself, it's probably just because you love Twilight though ..

But your just one of those losers who like to fucking hate and no one gives a shit about you .

kthanks c:

[BigTimeRushRockz9]

@ESLNetwork i dont like niether so yeaahhhhhh SHUT UP!

[megatwilhard100]

Need some salt water for my death Ray

[Greenbean144]

LOL Pornos

[Greenbean144]

love this one on how ur like totes scoring on twilight but i like twilight and they do have vampires who eat people

[jeffreefinstar]

holey shit I fucking LOVED this video and everything you said is so fucking true :D

[WalkmanSilver]

For some reason whenever people ask me which team I am on I seem to yell out TEAM AMERICA FUCK YEAH

[blakeyboy737]

You are god :)

[GirlNextDoor1300]

I love Twilight and all but, this was fucking funny as shit!!!!!!!!!!

[Ilovehertjes]

Deathly Hollows? Really??

[shawnizhawt]

if a guy 1sparkles in the sunlight 2looks like a super model and 3he can fly hes not lookin for you hes lookin for ur girls hes lookin for your brother

[NinjaVampireGhost]

have you watched little vampire yeh they are dumb real vampires

[dobbyhasasock]

Twilight = Sparkly dudes and and an overly hairy 26 year old :D

[CheshirePsychopath]

Holy Balls. I love you. xD <3

[Ajordan111]

I know humans that play better vampires.

[Ajordan111]

Dude. I love you.

[binyaisabitch]

I want to have sex with you while you bitch about twilight.

[MissRuthKatherine]

also, to KevinTThoms who says Edward is like a human with a sparkly skin disease, yeaahhh well he is meant to be a human who was unwillingly turned into a vampire, and doesnt want to be one... so that might explain it?

[MissRuthKatherine]

Ok well, I've been a dedicated HP fan for around 12ish years now (yes, 22 and still obsessed) aaand I love it and its a million times more complex story than twighlight with a better plot and so on, but I have read the twighlight books and I gotta say, they are an definately and enjoyable read. the movies... erm... theyre ok, only because its so bad you have to laugh. You can't really compare the two, because theyre too different.

[CalmDraven]

let's see if you sparkle in hell bitch qoute by MrsNinaT. im telling you now MrsNinaT if i ever see you im going to SUCK YOUR DICK ! cause that is the funnyest thing i have ever heard XD

[youngy148]

Team Jacob!

[pinkpunkkid90]

The twilight books were sorta good and tge hp books were boring as shit however twilight movies sucked and hp were sorta good lollol

[nikki1153]

You know i am a girl and i totally agree that Harry Potter is WAAAAAAY better than Twilight!

[csskaterchick13]

xD

[fairylovr33]

@killcorybut and what? Your her best friend and know all about her?

[mizjoycelynn]

This Is So True , I Love Harry Potter ! LMAO

<3 Joy

[xConflictGodzx]

Loved it dude... Harry Potter FTW!!!

[Team76Bella]

That's ridiculous ! Your comparing a love story to a wizard story. And a budget difference of 150 million dollars. THIS IS RIDICULOUS AND POTTER FANS HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THEN HATE ON TWILIGHT !

Potter fans are you that dumb that you can't see the difference ? LEAVE US ALONE YOU DAMN FREAKS ! Geez ....

[Dollreviewz155]

@Team76Bella Right like Twilight fans use their time SO much better when literally OBSESSING over Twilight. Not saying that gives HP fans the right to whine about it but Twilight fans are in NO way better. They're actually worse from what I've seen and heard.

[trottryanmattatmoose]

fucked...up hahahaha

[SpitXBloodXwhor3]

Thumbs up fr banging on megan fox, hard as shit.

[jackofalltrades097]

AMEN BROTHER!!

[EmmeIsAmazing]

Hahaha I LOVE YOU!:)

[tutiefruity1]

Love you to

[tutiefruity1]

My favorite part is when Edward and Bella are in the woods and they admit the love for each other

[fairylovr33]

@randomise42 @randomise42 what book(s) have you wrote? I'd like to give a read!!

[killcorybut]

@fairylovr33 she is a terrible writer, i read ALOT and those books are edited beyond belief, she has an awesome editor. 

[fairylovr33]

You obviously, VERY OBVIOUSLY, have NOT read the saga!!! If you READ the books you would have different "fucking shit" to say! Trust me! The movies are NOT a good adaptation of the original mind of Stephanie Meyers, which are the BOOKS!

[randomise42]

@fairylovr33 , stephanie myer is a horrible writer. the only reason she went big is because of the idea, people knew it would sell,it's just a shame that the person who wrote it is complete shit!!!!

[justforthelulzzz]

@fairylovr33

You really are a dumbshit. She is a shit writer.

And the arguement of "you can't talk unless you can do better" is such bullshit. That's like me saying "Bl00dBlitz fucking sucks", even if I don't do rant videos.... even though I'm better at them than him.

So take your bullshit somewhere else.

[TheTnT4TDT]

:D

[Rbamford131]

this guy is incredible. every time i watch his videos i am in awe that there is one shining genius in the dark retarded abyss that is youtube

[mikemoos]

@Rbamford131

Shining like fairy?

[dem0ralizer]

You're possibly the greatest person, ever. No homes.

[ABBAskey]

i love you man lol

[MorgansWings]

I love Twilight, but this made me laugh my ass off! Haha(:

[DudeSendintheOrphans]

When you're very focused and very surprised at the same time, it's called tweaking. Lol. Meth is one hell of a drug.

[TheJediJones]

GODDAMIT!!!

[GunsOfThePhoenix]

Twilight: Bestiality or Pedophilia, pick your poison,.

[iPikaPuffs]

lmao, this is amazing

[mekityeah13]

for twilight i was waiting for edward to say to bella that hes been fucking jacob behind her back...(you can see that they want eachother badly)

[mekityeah13]

I watched the twilight movie when edward asks bella to marry him and was waiting for him to say no hell no im not getting married to you im with jacob....

[Serielle]

I think I love you ! =)

[2016AAA]

OMG that was so true!!! i used to b a twilight fan and then woke up and realized how gay it iss everything you just said was 100% true!!!!!

[wolgreth]

Jennifer's Body was a horrible movie. It makes Twilight look great.

[SyCcErT]

Thank you for understanding. Harry Potter is artful storytelling. Shit you wish was fuckin' real so you could buy at least half the fuckin' shit those wizard fuckers have!! I want a fuckin' tent that's a fuckin' house when you go inside!! Twilight on the other hand is about faggot fairy fuckers. <<---say that 5 times fast. Since when do vamps sparkle like they got bling in their fuckin' skin? And fuck the fake ass fairy wolves too! Jacob's a fuckin' pussy 'bout gettin' pussy. Go get some PuSsY!!

[PacificOrcas]

This video needs to be a preview in the next Twilight video >D Make all those perverted fangirls and their dads and boyfriends skip theaters and go see Deathly Hallows!!!!

[calproductions100]

I've never seen any Twilight movies or Harry Potter movies I have to agree Twilight sucks fucking ass! Vampires are not VEGETARIANS they suck on humans blood!Not cock.And Harry potter is better because if they had vampires they would suck blood not COCK

[horseyjill28]

I think HP is way better than twilight, but I cannot respect your use of the words "fag" and "retarded" so... sorry.

[drrobertoboogie97]

1:31 So true

[thedarkestdawn1]

i don't give a rats ass about twilight or harry potter...TRUE BLOOD ALL THE WAY BABY!!!

[TheFranzifer]

Hey I totally agree twilight sucks harry ballsacks. Harry potter is alot better than fucking twilight. And also megan fox does suck at acting or whatever but I would rotalt love to see her naked!!!

[MichaelJhoan]

i feel ya brother! MEgan fox suuuucks! finnaly a man with real brains not balls for brains!

[TheTheUglyTruth]

IT GETS HOT IN THIS GODDAMN SUIT!!

[MrFlyinggemini]

that... is... so... retarded...

[CJC1295DAC]

Harry Potter is pretty gay too. Lord of the Rings at least puts real consequences of bloodshed and eternal damnation into its storytelling. I mean, Harry Potter is so gay, that even gay people are saying, "Man, that Harry Potter is damn gay!'

[dogzclub595]

Harry Potter doesn't just own Twilight in the mouth; it also owns it EVERYTHING about Twilight

[brokencydebeeotch17]

bahahaha ! LOOOVE IT :) ' im pretty sure when i read romeo and juliet... there were NO FUCKING FAIRIES IN IT!!!!!' :P <3 ...... okay im completely straight and I WOULD STILL BANG MEGAN FOX!!!!!!

[brokencydebeeotch17]

bahahaha ! LOOOVE IT :) ' im pretty sure when i read romeo and juliet... there were NO FUCKING FAIRIES IN IT!!!!!' :P <3

[brunokup]

Twilight is highly retarded, my girlfriend brought me to the movie theater telling me I'd like it cause I like vampire movies (like Van Hellsing), and I pretty much left after 20 minutes, when all these pubert girls went off crazy on that stupid 2$ romance

[pjpixie96]

I liked twighlight but now it's just annoying. I grew up on harry potter so i've always liked it more than twighlight .

[shavarshgevorgyan]

FUCK TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! LONG LIVE HARRY POTTER AND EMMA WATSON!!!!

[TheMorgan1554]

my favorite part was when charlie interups edward and jacobs fight.

I HATE HARRY POTTER GO TWILIGHT!!!!! HARRY POTTER = dickshit

[1bulma1]

@TheMorgan1554 u dunb fangirls...sorry but HP will always be superior to the bullshit that os gaylight

U IDOTIC FANGIRLS ...GO TO SCHOOL AND GET A BRAIN

[277rome]

I am a straight guy, so naturally i think twilight is the piece of shit that pieces of shit shit!. so yeah even if Harry potter sucked it would still kill twilight every time!

[rainonmebi]

this video is full of so much fucking win.

[sirbestnameever]

Id rather watch 2 hours of tom cuirse trying to fuck his own wife than shitty twilight

[megatwilhard100]

I'm a twilight fangirl !!!!!!!go team Edward!!!!!!

[babybritt2014]

you should watch vampires suck