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Someone needs to make a DJO soundboard app. It'd be awesome.

LMFAO!

Boy, Picard lets ANYBODY in his bridge.

asuch874 11 months ago

Democrats started Social Security and claimed participation in the program would be completely voluntary. Democrats then made it a non voluntary program. Democrats said participants would only have to pay 1% of the first $1,400 of their annual income into the Program. Democrats changed that to 7.65% on the first $90,000.

n5ifi 1 year ago

@n5ifi ..... Man someone puts some funny stuff on the internet and knuckleheads are always just waitin to get into a real political debate. What the shit does Social Security and it's origins have to do with this vid? Can't you just laugh and move on? It's funny.... put the serious juice down and pick up some apple juice, you and me can split a strawberry arthritis, I can shit in your fries and you can strrangle my granmumum

Coldmystery 10 months ago 3

@n5ifi I think you've got the wrong video!

leizuoer 3 months ago

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Democrats said that the money the participants elected to put into the program would be deductible from their income for tax purposes each year. Democrats made it no longer tax deductible. Democrats said the money that participants put into the independent 'Trust Fund' would not be mixed into the general operating fund. Democrats moved the social security money into the general operating fund and the money was spent.

n5ifi 1 year ago

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Democrats said that the annuity payments to the retirees would never be taxed as income. Democrats changed that so that up to 85% of your Social Security can be Taxed. Which party was in charge and made these changes? Democrats!

Which party allowed Immigrants to move into this country, and at age 65, receive Social Security payments! The Democratic Party gave these payments to illegal immigrants, even though they never paid a dime into it.

n5ifi 1 year ago

Love it :D

mickys514 1 year ago

crash. test. food. bitch. apple fritter!

DJBigJFTW 1 year ago

McCain benches 314 pounds!

BuffMcGruff1 1 year ago

If you happen to get an ass tattoo... It's awful! You have to wear pants!

MissZalternative 1 year ago

McCain to pull pizza pockets

XtortionB3ar 1 year ago 3

lol! You ever just pee on a whale?

JerseySaiCO 1 year ago

Genius at 0:27

Thanks DJO

te4s80txmt 1 year ago

At 9 this morning I had a bowl of banktrupcy! ahahaha

AstroZombee87 1 year ago

pee on a whale LOL

akaLunacy 1 year ago

Ass tatooOO

TheRealVolt 1 year ago 4

I'm going to be on the lookout to use "Crash test food, bitch!" in conversation now! Hilarious!

walkerboh1701 1 year ago

you ever just fucking pee on a whale?!

smartalec2718 1 year ago

apple fritter (Y)

animemangafreak91 1 year ago

ahahaha

supaflyjohnson 2 years ago

konichiwa.........thats japanese for fuck you lol

MicrosoulV3 2 years ago

I hope you don't mean that

Soetman 2 years ago

never mind

Soetman 2 years ago

Fart fans of the world unite!

aurorafarts 2 years ago

breaking news MC cain benches 314 pounds LMAO

3dkiller 2 years ago

I bugger shellfish!

TheWiretap 2 years ago 2

That's why it's there.

SouthernersSax 2 years ago

Im Half Off Eh *Fart*

DeadRisingRocks34 2 years ago

"It's Japanese for FUCK YOU!"

Best translation ever.

Tellmeimaninja 2 years ago 21

Whats with the Enterprise bridge? I don't get it.

holodock 2 years ago

im half off eh

Sniperjoe121 2 years ago 3

LMFAO!! omg im dieing over here

desolatefix 2 years ago

I like when Riker wiped a booger on the wall

jaksajak 2 years ago

Bahahaha!!!

InKursionRock 2 years ago

"ever just pee on a whale geez it so awesommmmmmmee *slurp*" lmfao

replica07 2 years ago 2

crash test food bitch

BdupProductions 3 years ago 2

apple fritter

b33jal 2 years ago

Hahahahaaha

lolard69 2 years ago

Conichewa, Thats Japanese for Fuck You!

shadowcast10 3 years ago 4

apple fritter! :D

Tanru2000 3 years ago

It's awful, you have to wear pants, you know.

BAHAHAH.

heatherketten 3 years ago

i like how he's on the enterprise deck. hahaha

etherealangel712 3 years ago

gut hurts, ... lol@ "I bugger shell fish" hahaha

Livingvibe 3 years ago

that is genius i laughed so hard i shat on my chair and now i have to clean my chair

cosmicspaceturtle 3 years ago 3

oh shit that sucks :(

imyouwithaboat 3 years ago

i came close to that, thats one of the funniest things ive seen in a long time

BdupProductions 3 years ago

True to form!

ticnatz 3 years ago 2

Crash test food bitch.... Apple fritter.

Kelvinhirst 3 years ago 3

hahahaha i had a bowl of bankruptcy

madmaxoftherails 3 years ago 4

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*** CLINTON WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT ***

Main role of Gore in the 2000 elections: pave the way for computers counting "votes".

Task completed 2004: role of John Kerry was to make credible that he lost to his Skull & Bones pal, despite actually getting much more votes.

After nothing but repetitions. Like the "election of" Hillary Clinton as president, despite being supported by less than 5 pct of the votes (yes, I mean voters, not registered voters...)

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Truth666 3 years ago

haha thats clever

alerulez12 3 years ago

ROFL!!!! did you ever just F*#king pee on a whale?!? OMFG!!! that rocks

smokey566 3 years ago 4

LMFAO!

"I'm half off, eh!"

jazmella 3 years ago

That's just damn funny!

Noz4ah2 3 years ago

Love these dudes you make youtube better :)

clotus 3 years ago 5

LMAO *****

sclops 3 years ago

LAWL.. on the bridge of the Enterprise...

LMAO.

brionyphillips 3 years ago 2

Classic, classic video. I think this is the best of your vids because all the dialogue is clever and it doesn't go on too long and taper off (like some of the others).

The opening line is hilarious, and I love the "ass tattoo" line, especially since McCain makes a face of discomfort as he says it.

donaldbrom 3 years ago

whats the song at the very end?

razzfer 3 years ago

The song at the end my friend is no doubt one of the demos from their website. Dayjob Orchestra is a kick ass Canadian progressive rock band that should be releasing tons of albums for me to OFFICIALLY PURCHASE but they are spending too much time on these videos. haha... go to their official website you can download the demo album "Unsolicited Material" in it's full form. Enjoy.

OptimusHide 3 years ago 2

Thanks for the true LOLs!

odantoro 3 years ago 2

I BUGGER SHELLFISH??? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...okay, I need to wipe away my tears of laughter now...thsnk ;)

deepwatertree 3 years ago 2

If John McCain just recited this video verbatim at the next debate he'd probably win the election.

ancestron 3 years ago 28

LOL That was so very random.

jazmella 3 years ago 3

must ... stop ... laughing!

grimwaldus 3 years ago 4

jism, hey, fuck off ya fat bitch

ketamoid 3 years ago 2

you ever fuckin' just pee on a whale jesus it's awesome yuo know, if you happen to get an ass tattoo-OO

ketamoid 3 years ago

That last part was awesome! LOL

davetista 3 years ago

How can people support McCain with his indefensible position on ass tatoos?

sevenslimysnails 3 years ago 5

This could be improved if you used the same voice all the time and filled in the breaks between recordings.. like stretch out the background microphone noise.

But it's still excellent.

AdamBMorris 3 years ago

Genius

butchermachine 3 years ago

APPLE FRITTER.

yoshatayoshi0 3 years ago

Mohammed and me mess around yeah.

ancestron 3 years ago

Japanese for 'FUCK YOU!!'

erikeccles 3 years ago

I BUGGER SHELLFISH

onehundreddollars 3 years ago 3

CRASH TEST FOOD BITCH! We all about to have a bowl of bankruptcy in the morning...

ThomasFullery 3 years ago

I'm half off, eh?

ancestron 3 years ago

tourette's much!

leadzhead 3 years ago

^ ^

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Doesn't know what tourette's is

KevinLounsberry 3 years ago 3

holy shit lmao McCain's face even looks funny. its all red like someone arguing with him. lol and the dialog replacement makes it seem as tho hes really lost the plot, like hes realized hes not gonna be president. so hes just gone mad for the sake of it and started arguing with people in the crowd lmao hahaha

replica07 3 years ago

... "At 9 this morning I had a bowl of bankruptcy" ... LOL!

rrawwbb 3 years ago

Funniest line in the whole thing! I don't know if this is funny because I'm high or what.

ThomasFullery 3 years ago

APple FRITTER!! o_O HHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

toastyplatters70 3 years ago

This shit makes me cry. The licking noises are so perfectly apt too.

greydoll 3 years ago

Lol is he on the bridge? XD

Arpeggiato 3 years ago

I bugger shellfish! lol

WoWcaholic 3 years ago

Great jarb DJO.

Love it.

grandmaisold 3 years ago

If you happen to get an ass tattoo, its awful if you have to wear pants.

ancestron 3 years ago

LOL i cant take it.....

NuBoko 3 years ago

"It's Japanese for fuck you!" has to be my favorite line ever.

almostnearlyevil 3 years ago

"We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies."

Um... yeah, great. Why, exactly?

slashingraven 3 years ago 8

WTF?

dayjoborchestra 3 years ago 14

He said that. Really.

It raised all sorts of questions on The Daily Show.

slashingraven 3 years ago

@dayjoborchestra OMFG YOU MADE DJO SAY WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

swalls567 1 year ago

@slashingraven go fuck bologna

QuadropheniaBrosef 3 months ago

@QuadropheniaBrosef Go have a bowl of bankruptcy.

slashingraven 3 months ago

@slashingraven you have the right to two bowls, you have the right to all the oil in the world...seriously its yours. go get it.

QuadropheniaBrosef 3 months ago

Have you ever pissed on a whale? Hmmm... that's a thought XD. Hehe... keep 'em comin'!

TrueCourse 3 years ago

????? chest? Food, bitch... apple fritter! I don't know why I can't stop laughing!

originamrversatility 3 years ago

Genius, as always.

myztikt 3 years ago

He buggers shellfish? Like OMG BITCH!

ObeyVonZip 3 years ago

try something else.

MFOURNIFOURK 3 years ago

you stoped trying...i mean come on ~ lolz

iownnwo 3 years ago

My apologies; I had a bad day...and Pete figured making a vid might cheer me up, so we did...I know it's not our best...it's that Stephen Colbert contest thing; I don't think we even remembered to send it in...

MT

dayjoborchestra 3 years ago