Why It Sucks - Dragonball Evolution

[TheMarvel619]

I actually do agree with u on this one!! The acting felt like I was watching a porno!

[mierda4900]

yo tambien pienso que dragon ball evolution es una mierda porque para empezar no tinen nada que ver con el anime

[Madmelo101]

It should be called DragonBall Weareruiningyourchildhood

[WANABGUITARIST221375]

how did you do the vocal thing at :43?

[WANABGUITARIST221375]

Those are the bad cup noodles, Maruchan Ramen noodles!! :D

[apvideogame]

This and the Max Payne movie raped my childhood. Straight up the ass.

[YuutoShinta]

I don't even care about the movie, but this guy is complete shit at trying to make reviews.... He has so many bad mannerisms, just watching him becomes unbearable... And with how bad his review is, he almost makes me want to watch the movie and make a real review.

[moviemaverick]

It does say that grandpa Gohan isn't actually related to Goku in the movie.

[adsasfd]

Dragonball evo was a kids film it was a PG i liked it went with a bunch of friends we just had fun throughout the movie we just laughed our faces off. I just wished they would make a dragonballz movie which is a 15 and with super saiyan that would be badass but db evo shat on my childhood.

[5lightwarrior]

its not realy his grandfather, Gokus from planet vegeta

[shakeeraxyz]

Like This If You Looked At Him Play With And Eat His Noodles. Instead Of Actually Watching What He Says.

[Volkovic7013]

Credibility, I like it. You are a non-source material fan and you hated it too. Undeniable proof it sucks

[Volkovic7013]

You win, I subbed

[oiagd]

Stop eating on camera, i want to hear your review not you chewing

[RoskillzCrackMuzic]

LOOoooOk maaAAAaan!!! - I know the movie sucked...

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I GOTTA SEE YOU SUCKING ON SOME NOODLES FUCK.

[trentmonkeys]

im a fan or the series and i hate the movie it has nothing to do with dragon ball

[ForwardMcburn]

Did you watch this back before you uploaded it?

[RikiOhRed]

@PissedPlayinPimp Agreed

[zombislayerpwnsnoobs]

ROSHI LIVED ON A FUKIN ISLAND!!! NOT IN A CITY!!

[rawrdo103]

the movie had barely any connection to the anime. i grew up with the show, and when i saw it was coming out to theaters i was excited! but after i watched this fail! i was really disapointed! like honestly, they fucked it up soo bad!

[JBRewind]

How did the people who made this movie think of this shit after watching Dragon Ball?

[linkinparkdbz7]

1. Goku Goes to School

 DBGT: Goku Jr goes to school

2.Goku got bullyed DBGT:Goku jr got bullyed

[MrGrAnPa69]

Well I agree with if the put the same story like db same person

[josevertiz3]

he should do super 8

[DorkusMajor90]

Why the fuck did you have to be eating noodles? You made me hungry...

[GinkgoPete]

I cant believe you made it in under 30 mins

[StrangebuttsPHD]

I like your Dark Knight, South Park and Clerks 2 posters. 

[Mereanonymous]

lolololol. "shes good looking, which is one of the movies redeeming qualities. if that is the only one. *pause* its not enough." *eats noodles*

i lol'ed so hard at that

[ArcticSnoww]

I couldn't even watch the whole thing. I stopped around when Bulma and him go to Roshi's house. >>

[atomichead777]

after watching this dirreah of a movie, i had to cleanse my eyes by watching the real dragon ball z show. my god, that was a bad movie!!!!

[KitsuneShounenAi]

endless cup o noodles yo!

[PIE50100]

the producers of this movie obivously diddn't know shit about dragonball because they would have known that goku did not go to high school master roshi does not live in the city and piccilos demon assistant could barley fight (not counting drum, tamborine, or cymbal) they had no premise of any aspect and i am ashamed that this bears the name dragonball akira toryama must not have had anything to do with this

[PIE50100]

GOKU WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL IN THS MOVIE THEY SEROUSLY FUCKED UP THIS MOVIE

[Geeksunitedvideos]

"Asian. or not Asian." Well put.

[SmokinBabies]

well goku isnt supposed to be japanese, he was supposed to be a 10 year old boy

[ZeksterMesker]

@SmokinBabies Goku isn't suppose to be Japanese, but one would assume he'd at least LOOK Japanese because everyone always assumed he was your average hyperactive Japanese child. Besides, in the movie, do they say he's an alien? Never seen it, never want to, but I doubt it. From what I've heard, whoever created this payed little to no attention whatsoever to the Dragonball series. ;_; And once again, you're right, he WAS suppose to be a ten year old boy. He was!! ='(

[CaptaindrbobNewGroun]

@SmokinBabies a white boy looks nothing like goku lol get a half asian half white kid

[SmokinBabies]

@CaptaindrbobNewGroun theyd be better off hiring a smurf

[gmf20002]

i definitely suggest to anyone that saw this crappy movie and NOT the anime to PLEASE WATCH THE ANIME!!! its one of the greatest shows in tv history TRUST ME! especially dragonball z its CLASSIC!

[gmf20002]

why didnt they just make the damn movie anime!!

[brucelston]

i think the movie director mistaken goku with goten in high school..

justin even looks like teenager goten...

[hellzoneUK1991]

the thing is, it would have made some sense for goku to be white if they kept the original storyline and made him an ALIEN! in what was is ozaru a demon, and in what way does picolo control him?

[CaptaindrbobNewGroun]

@hellzoneUK1991 not really he cant be white; no white person can ever look like goku but a half asian half white person can pull it off

[hellzoneUK1991]

@CaptaindrbobNewGroun perhaps, but if it was set within asia, with only asian actors other than him, there is no reason why not. its only because this film was made by hollywood, with no understanding of the source material, that it was allowed to become this kind of ridiculous mess.

[MegaKmann]

@hellzoneUK1991

THANK YOU! Someone realizes that Goku isn't Asian. I swear everyone got pissed that he was white

[Samhiuys]

@MegaKmann

But the thing is, if you get an Asian actor to play Goku, the resemblance is more than a white actor.

[MegaKmann]

@Samhiuys

I don't know... But it's things like this that make it impossible for a smooth transition from manga/anime to live action. Dragonball wise at least.

[YuutoShinta]

@hellzoneUK1991 Goku was an Alien... In the movie, he was "ozaru" If you know what DragonBall is and know the story, you know that all Sayans possess the power to become ozaru. Saying the Goku is "ozaru" is just an ignorant way of saying that he is a Sayan (which is fine because explaining everything would have been like 4 movies). The fact that they had Pikkoro 'control' "ozaru" was the fail part... With every Live Action Movie, they changed things. Live with it. It was a hilarious movie.

[hellzoneUK1991]

@YuutoShinta if you actualy read my comment... goku IS ozaru in the movie, goku can become AN ozaru in the series. i dont know if you take GT as cannon or not, but im pretty sure they rationalise it as throwback DNA the sayans access when exposed to a particular kind of radiation. thats what blutz waves were -_-. and yes it was stupid that picolo controlled him because in the story they had no afilliation till he showed uo towards the end of dragonball.

point is IM FUCKING AGREEING with you.

[hellzoneUK1991]

@YuutoShinta also, i wasnt angry at the movie, just in the whole "my head is full of fuck" mode at the writers. but thats just hollywood.

but dont assume someone hasnt paid attention to the series when his point actually makes the critisicms you tried to use on me.

and yes, the review kinda sucked.

[Ashleylovesyou97]

The dragon ball movie and Avatar:The Last Air Bender Sucked is because Shymalamma Ding Dong FUCKED IT UP.

[STr33TkiD23]

damn yur ugly

[TheKestevon]

when it comes to japanese anime adaptation Hollywood always did so bad.The producer tried to make the adaptation of the most popular anime looks like Smallville which is really a bad thing for a movie.

[Tinfoil93]

I hate it when things are trying to be funny but aren't.

[VikingNightmare]

Evolution (stupid name) shows the first part of the Dragonball series, mainly till the last 2 episodes of the series and all of this is thrown in the blender and after that the juicy part is left in the movie and the rest of it is forgotten. You can't shrink a 300 episode long story in 78 minutes of movie, and Goku was never the type of guy to fall after other chicks in the series, here he is depicted awfully...

Not a bad review but it is sooooo obvious that you don't know the series

[TheGuywithsideburns]

keep pressing 1:28, oh yeah...

[314Pisces]

When talking about energy/fireball from hand, who else was waiting for him to call it a "hadouken!" : )

[darkwater2691]

I may have not entirely hated this movie if it had followed ANY kind of Dragon Ball or Dragon Ball Z Storyline. The Dragon Ball name has already been soiled by GT but then this shit comes out.

[petplatypus]

@darkwater2691 GT was good

[bigjavo36]

this movie raped my childhood. it dragged my childhood in to a shack in the woods and raped it repeatedly over and over. then tortured it raped it some more defecated on it and left it for dead.

[darkwater2691]

@bigjavo36 My thoughts exactly. I loved Dragon Ball and DBZ growing up. But this...this monstrosity just couldn't let me have that could it?

[ozydrummer]

@fledy88

Hey can u do a review of harry potte and the deathly hallows please its part7

P.s ur vids are funny please reply thnx

[ozydrummer]

@fledy88

Hey can u please do a review of

Harry potter and the deathly hallows

Which is part 7 please reply thnx

P.s i luv ur vids there funnyy

[kunfupanda1231]

i like your videos but its clear he gets bullied cause of his name.

[cafc543]

This film was fuckin awful. Anyone could make a better film!!

[NewMilleniumChrist]

pussy

[NewMilleniumChrist]

you suck the room is fuckin ill

[ericisroot]

Do Skyline. That was a horrible movie.

[thefrickenfilmcritic]

Hahaha "Why was Ernie Hudson a monk"? that mystery will remain unsolved :O

[TearsOfWar1]

The only dragon ball I liked was dragon ball and dragon ball z.

[therealannoyingNPC]

cup a noodles shouldve been the star of this movie

[jhonnieflodder]

IT REALLY WORKS,YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE,HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO OVER 3 VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS,NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP,THIS IS SO SCARY,POST THIS TO OVER FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOU"RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS, THIS IS SO SCARY BUT IT REALLY WORKS

[TheNinjaIke]

*SIGH* nest they'll be remaking Naruto into live action movie *facepalm*. The only decent anime/manga remake was Death Note, and even that missed out many details. BTW, great vid.

[spicypeanut103]

thumbs up for pink floyd shirt

[MrBrandon9612]

how an actor can do goku with 10cm of arm.

[Cubekou]

you know, even they were to adapt Goku to high school, they could've at least made it more plausible to the series. I mean, have Goku ride on the nimbus cloud to school and at least have him on the high school fighting team and meeting Chi Chi while sparring.

These people clearly were just trying to make money. You can tell how little thought was put into it.

[chilton112011]

Have you considered doing the "nightmare on elms st." remake? I heard that was bad.

[Brendanbj101]

Why are they pickin on goku, Mr. Producer?

I dunno.....

let me guess... Plot device

No.....yes...

Where did you get the information about the Dragonball plot?

....the wiki

really?

ok ok, my 5 year old son.

[link000000]

just to defend the casting of Goku....Goku is not from this planet he was found by what he calls his "grandfather" so hes not asian

[sccgproductions]

Do the super Mario bros movie or do the last airbender those movies were both terrible

[sakurasan12345]

omg i luvur videos!!!!! it makes me laugh somuch!!! XD the movie sucked. D:< i loved the anime/manga series a lot, but they just had to ruin it. they made it all stupid-like, and so untrue. it's like, dont make me laugh. the "real" Goku's supposed to have like reallllllyyyy spiky hair. that's not spiky. it's...gel or something. basically, it's shouldn't be made into a movie, and they did such a half-assed job of it !!!!

btw, thumbs up for the cup noodles, south park, and dark knight!!! :D

[DarthOptimus207]

should of made a cartoon

[atomichead777]

guys, even if hes not necessarily a true dragonball fan, alot of dragonball fans hated this movie, including me that is

[twiztidlestat]

Damn. You review ALOT of movies where you know nothing of the franchises. So, essentially, your worthless as a REAL fan. BUT I will give you this, This movie did suck.

[magani123]

....were you thinking of the word prevalutions? lol...every vid you make there are just certain things that make me cry laughing. Even when you do a simple recap, it can be utterly hilarious...."whoever finds all seven dragonballz has to say a poem or something and they get one perfect wish"....oh man... thats right up there with metal robots destorying your race.

[PissOnTheCowboys]

I see your a south park fan HELL YEAH ThAT SHOW IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN FAMILY GUY AND SIMPSONS

[gav1n046]

You're effin boring...

[10191927]

Did you know they filmed this movie in three months, and had it edited and done in less than 5 months,? No wonder it sucked, the production was so piss poor on what could have been a great film, had it not been so hackneyed and rushed to get finished. if it wasn't for Fox, this would have been a straight to DVD movie originally, but the studio had low expectations anyways on this movie, which goes to show how much faith producers had in it to begin with. Shame.

[74superbrad]

its a valid review and you had a good but heres a few things in the anime roshi lives on an island yamcha has a cat-thing named puar and there even missing a character krillin

[twiztidlestat]

@74superbrad

Yeah, but this douche knows nothing about DBZ, so those type of tidbits dont count to him

[orangeapples]

DBE looks like the writers had skimmed over the wikipedia pages of the DB universe and wrote a script.

[LilDthecomic]

Well, for one, Goku was an alien and he was adopted so him bein white didnt really matter. But, in the anime/man9a, Goku was raised in the mountains all his life and never went to school, and wen his 9randpa died, he was pretty much tarzan that can talk and fiht, until he meets Bulma. And the movie made him a school nerd for some reason, and then the surfer dude is really supposed to be a fihter

[Heatseaker19]

no no Goku is an alien you dont know for sure if he is even oriental. I dont like how people continuously dwell on that who cares. Anyway this isnt even a reaview its just a really boring movie summary of a really boring movie. But I guess from the summary you can probably know why it sucks.

[Holyknightomega]

Also Goku wasn't a drama-queen and never was bullied.  Anyways, again...everything this guy has said in this review are dead on. Poor casting, acting, and the story was poorly made out. Of course people are going to dislike this video because it was a cheap imitation of the anime. Either people that decide to turn an anime into a live movie learn more background or don't do it at all. Don't talk smack to people next time because of their opinion, if you like the video or not, that's your call.

[Holyknightomega]

@XsasukelovessakuraX : Dude, everything this guy said in this review is dead on for not seeing the anime. Even if he did see the anime series, how would this movie in any way relate to it? The story of the movie has nothing in common with the anime aside the point of King Piccolo returning to collect the Dragonballs, but this movie was poorly directed. Story-wise, Goku never went to school...Piccolo didn't kill Gohan(Goku's Grandfather), Master Roshi doesn't live in the city.

[XsasukelovessakuraX]

half of you peoples problems is you expect too dammed much outta this movie, helloooooo its not the original of course its not going to be as good lower your standards some and pull your heads outta your asses

[XsasukelovessakuraX]

dorry to say bu you said the movie was boring, well so was this whole session i feel like i wasted 14 minutes of my life, if you want to understand it more, go watch the whole anime, theres a reason why you dont go and watch a movie, when you havent seen the anime that was its forerunner, thats kinda redundant, i understood it quite well and i thought it was a good movie all in all.

[thepaesesai]

everyone knows why it sucked.it just sucks

[AcousticDiscoMetal1]

Clerks 2 poster. Epic win.

[UsernameClayton]

Not gonna lie, you eating the whole time was annoying. Otherwise, good video.

[Ghost5FDP]

Dragonball evolution is one of the most god awful things the human race has ever created.

[KiamarMasterT]

@Ghost5FDP Agree. I already knew this was gonna suck. The film looks kind of gay anyway. The new Goku action figures look so...so...Failed.

[CaptaindrbobNewGroun]

@Ghost5FDP yea they should have used half asian half white people because that is what most of the characters in dragon ball z would have looked like

[hotwhire]

@Ghost5FDP we should have let Kid buu blow up the earth so this would never have happened...

[animeboylives]

This is more of you telling us what happened in the movie.

[DigiDudeify]

You don't have to be a Dragonball fan to know that this movie was shit!!!!

[coolj083]

They messed that movie up bad! Who ever made that should be fired!!!

[tomrule123]

I'm sorry to say this, but this is way, WAY worse than seeing Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, which is surprising (in my opinion).

[vegeta353658]

All the actors in this movie were crap. What the hell were the creators smoking?

[keairkapri]

goku is a alien from outter space (planet vegeta), not japan

[Dredhawk10]

I havnt see the movie but if seen all of dragon ball, Z and GT. I dont now if anyone said this but Goku would-en be Japanese  he a Saiyan

[Raxus007]

When i watched the movie i havent seen the anime and the movie was ok for me, but im glad i watched the movie first, i would be totally pissed if i knew the back story..

[PsycholicMan]

this movie was alright....much better than the Super Mario...or Double Dragon...movies...go figure...

[bazengao]

conclusion... a TOTAL RIP OFF!!!

[losprophet]

You're amazingly dry. I think it'd help if you got your junk together before recording so you wouldn't have to rely on your cup o' noodle to provide a reprieve while you gather your thoughts. There's no way I'd be able to make it through this video.

[SuperSayianNaruto999]

goku is an alien so hes not asian or american, so im fine with the actor

[shikaenzo]

the old chinese low budget dragonball was way better than dragonball evolution and that is because the dragonball evoultion had nothing to do with the storyline of the original and the low budget one had respect of putting the same storyline with the original.

[Matt72Z]

not sayin that youll like the movie after watching the series, im a db fan and i wish the writer and director and actors should die except chow yun fat, but you should give the anime a try u might like it, unlike the movie which is terrible.

[julesville]

If any movie has Evolution tacked on the end, it's usually going to suck; Dragonball Evolution, Underworld Evolution, that movie Evolution, etc.

[supersayin1]

Right directors and cast would've made this movie amazing! It's sad that a far lesser series The Last Airbender will be 100 times better! This movie was rushed! They should've consulted Akira, and the writers of DB/DBZ and had them shadow the movie, and asked Funimation to help fund the film or something! It should've looked like Matrix Revolutions mixed with 2012 in the heart of a mega city! I'd take a remake with Avatar like 3d animation characters over this!

[Kdogcentral5ables]

dragon ball evolution does uck i rather watch ugly people have sex than watch dragon ball evolution (i love the series)

[silentopinion]

The movie was totally off the storyline, and they left out a few characters.

[silentopinion]

Actually, there were many different types of people and animals on the series. You don't see them often, but they are there.

[noxtradamentus]

that shit sucks ass like a fucking bitch.... I tried to kill myself after i watch that piece of crap. i get hospitalized after I cut my wrist.

[silentopinion]

I'm getting sick just listening to the guy describe the movie, it's not listening to him talk about it, it's the story of the movie.

[idu29660]

this movie completely sucks because from the ever first word it was wrong. they did no research what so ever and it shows. first off not how you meet Goku, second not how you meet Bulma... granted almost the same but not really. then there was the meeting of Chi Chi wrong.... i'm not touching on Yomcha but to say voice ok but scrip and person for him wrong. location of Roshi's home wrong.... and probably most important Grandpa Gohan dead before the beginning of the series.

[goalieguy60]

Do a why it sucked video on "the spirit"

[WiiMHJK]

" HE's a black guy! What is he doing in this movie!" That made my day xD

[BlastBurnEX]

no it is spiked, not spiked up but spiked out. Andriod 17 and 18 have flat hair, Gohan on namek had flat hair. Goku's hair is like that, if you were to draw him you'd still draw spikes.

[BlastBurnEX]

the least they could have got was a guy with a lot of hair like a rocker or a punk for goku's hair and a toned bodied appearance.

[BlastBurnEX]

but an asian/american would just suit the theme better and in the original dragonball goku's skin was yellow

[BlastBurnEX]

if they had done a movie of gohan's school life or vs cell it would make more sense

[BlastBurnEX]

Alien or not, an asian man feels better for the role. like how superman is white in his stories

[ghostexorcist]

I'm noticing a huge double standard here. According to your argument, he is a white alien. Whey can't he be an Asian alien? The argument goes both ways my friend.

[veget0010]

DB defined my childhood, why does this movie ruin it? the anime is perfect, except maybe for gt which was average, but you just cant adapt it into a live action movie because its just too unreal and too goofy for real life

[Masterge77]

I still wonder if Akira Toriyama sensei approves of this

[BlastBurnEX]

Akira said he was going to distance himself from this movie with no comments.

[Skip2731]

I remember when i was a kid, we used to wonder when a dbz movie would come out, i guess this is better than what wouldve came out over 10 years ago. but maybe not. it kind of hurts a bit xD

[ReasonsBeyondReasons]

okay me being a very long time dbz fan le tme tell you why that movie sucks! -_-

1: piccolo iz not an earthling , hes a namek

2: goku iz not 18 he's closer to 25 (At the start of dbz)

3: goku is a fun loving manchild, not emo

4:goku never went to high school, or any school

5: goku met chi chi in a martial arts tournament.

look there are way more reasons why this movie sucked -_- but i dont feel like hurting my finger typing all of it so watever.......................­......

[WOLFYBOYRPR]

m8 u got alot right but 1 thing the movies DRAGON BALL thats wen goku was a kid DBZ is his adult years and he meets chi chi wen he helps the ox king but the rest i think u got right AND YE THE MOVIE SUCKS

[ReasonsBeyondReasons]

no you are incorrect dragon ball may be its own version of the dragonball frachise but dragon ball can refer to the whole series

[WOLFYBOYRPR]

ye but the movie is based on the dragon ball seiries wen goku was a kid and teen but thay really fucked up >:(

[ReasonsBeyondReasons]

and just so we're clear - by "whole series" i mean db dbz and dbgt

[veget0010]

you have it wrong, at the begining of DB goku was 14 years old, and in DB picoro was said to be a demon despite the fact that it is revealed much later that he is an alien

[BlastBurnEX]

no he wasn't bulma was 16 and when he meets chi chi he's 12

[jorgeperazzauno]

Your review is to long. The movie sucks 12:56

James Wong is a disgrace. didn't he see the movie before he realesed it..

[2OpposableThumbsUP]

You should review Fetching Cody.

[Masterge77]

WHAT!?

[2OpposableThumbsUP]

i was saying he should review the movie fetching Cody, he did after all ask for review suggestions

[weezefanone]

S. Darko. For the love of God.... S. Darko. But only if you've seen Donnie Darko. In fact, it doesn't matter. It's just worse if you've seen Donnie Darko.

[pokeherface87]

i thought i could smell the noodles through my computer...im losing my fuckin mind

[thebody62]

Matt, are you aware that you are a bit racist?

[redhairedkiller]

Pause at 4:51 for a summary of Matt's review.

[bassguitar19]

Liking the shirt man. I'm wearing a Floyd shirt today, too.

[TheNostalgiaBuff]

You should review The Strangers. That movie was horrible.

[abyss05]

now i want cup o noodles thanks

[redbandfilms]

Chow Yun Fat went from making bad ass hong kong action flicks like The Killer and Hardboiled to making shit like this and Disney Sequels that require asians, its depressing on so many levels.

[italiandude6789]

i dare u to watch the super mario movie

[failflicks]

Here's one hell of a "why it sucks" request. Every movie ever produced by Asylum productions (pictures, studios, I don't remember, it's Asylum something).

[WWECW1990]

You need to review Max Payne for the next why it sucks review Matt.

Good review!!

[AgainstAllGods]

Here are some other titles to keep you busy with this series.

"Van Helsing"

The "Step Up" movies.

"Wolverine"

And that's it for now.

[AgainstAllGods]

Here's more:

"Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun Li"

"Bloodrayne"

"In The Name Of The King"

"Save The Last Dance"

"The Haunting Of Molly Hartley"

"Battlefield Earth"

"Redline"

These are just a list to keep you busy with this series.

[EveryOtherThing]

No video glitches. Cheers.

[fiedy88]

thanks. i have no idea what happened the first time.

[EveryOtherThing]

YouTube probably, maybe Final Cut.

[fiedy88]

it had to have been final cut, cuz the exported file froze too, not just on youtube.