Messing with street performer

[mardave321]

he thought it was a human statue but it was a real statue.

[AKTclan]

i guess 282 people are street preformers

[coyote7272]

I can only imagine what the pedestrians are thinking... which looney bin did this freak escape from?

[RBthecommenter12]

the guy imitates the chimpanzee wayy to good lol

[HollowGoulMLH]

one word sums up this video FAIL!!!!

[clerickolter]

Now that is a MASTER of the living statue tradition.

[Agent5553]

ofcourse its not a real statue you fucking divi....its a street performer doing a statue and that other guy looks like a fucking cretin

[BackFlipper2011]

awkward moment when its just a statue...

[lilmoo7]

Peter Griffin?

[BBABINEAU14]

its a real statue

[JohnnyNyberg]

U mad Bro?

[ThePreparedCitizen]

The monkey idiot probably still lives in his mother's basement.

[fluff521]

what a dick.

[michael33414]

i think if your gunna mess with people that do this, atleast tip em if they dont react

[mistadobbsalina]

You called it!

[sportsaholic503]

downtown portland ?

[carpediem081791]

i think they should put the guy oops i mean monkey, in a cage and put him on display for people to mess with. lol silly monkey.

[THISISNIDDY]

would be funny if the statue was real hed feel like a dumb ass not just act like one??

[SuperAdamLynch]

@THISISNIDDY The statue is real ?

[THISISNIDDY]

@SuperAdamLynch no its not real but it would be funny if it really was a statue

[problemdrinker]

I don't know who I hate more. The bloke who thinks pretending to be a statue is a job, for the fat unfunny cunt pretending to be a monkey. Either way, I want them both dead.

[xenoman4421]

@problemdrinker your such a pessimistic douchebag! stop drinking and have a bit of fun

[ascenliz000]

this guy probably has no life cuz hes not embaressed of the people behind calling him a retard.

[iMERKtryhardz]

QUICK GIVE HIM A TRIPLE BIG MAC TO CALM HIM DOWN <=P

[tonewheelplayer]

LOL! is he drunk?!?

[dectrone]

well he made a idiot out of himself in front of that people there and a 161000 people here.

[theoutdoorspeople1]

so witch ones the performer?

[qkirafan1000]

disrespectful fat fuck

[IRTEHHAX]

@qkirafan1000 Oh shut the fuck up, the artist guy is doing a performance, the fat fuck was just testing his skills out.

[iziksquirel]

I think the worst part is that I find that guy to be extremely cute

[4321coolbreeze]

if i was the street performer i would just hit the guy cause hes annoying and then go back to my pose

[ianspaintballshow]

That guy looks like a total douchebag and an idiot

[flexdanny]

lol



[ROLL1B0Y]

is this in downtown portland??

[gianmarioful]

che stronzo di uomo,

[JustReflexes]

wow ur a retarded ass monkey poo throwing piece of shit!!

[11thhourreprieve]

Street performer was shit, I mean he didn't even have a monkey costume, was just a fat cunt being a knob. what was his fascination with the statue then? idiot!!

[Jonomanono]

haha i bet he is thinking about something to make him not smile.

[ErrorMaster123]

Idiot pwned !

[reasonanonymous]

wow, who won that one?? what a retard; he's a complete dick

[qterfly]

At 1st everyone was lookin at him cuz he is fat n ugly... Now their starin cuz he's a fat monkey...

[capuyoloco]

whos the street performer again?

[CrashCougarBandicoot]

it would be funnier if he punched and knocked out that monkey

[fajflai]

now try a chicken

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

Its kinda funny hahah who the fuck would dislike it

[Jetronic93]

goodluck fat kunt

[Halallamu]

Wow does that guy have any idea how stupid he looks acting like a dick.

[Flum3x]

dick.

[moons160]

this is funny cuz the guy is a fat idiot.

[HosenS]

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

[PeaceOfTruth]

wait wait .....the monkey man is the performer right?

[tonyxxxchuc]

Whitch one is the street performer?

[jjaus]

Amazing the thin line between man and ape.

[leelulove24]

statue win

[MrHanzai100]

moron..

[ShinigamiChick39]

Lol didn't work big guy!

[Hoeslapper17]

haha what a jackoff.

[SHOTD34DCA]

lol. That guy acting like a monkey, What an ugly man..

[1488slav]

lard ass

[lonelylemon1]

from this video we can see why anthropologist says we evolve from ape...

[malcolmmorin]

That awkward moment when you do that to a statue, Only to find out its REALLY a statue...

[litojonny]

how the dude could keep a straight face is beyond me

[forddipper]

that guy is a dipper

[PikabooxxD]

I would tip the statue guy 10$ and the monkey 1$. lol

[jorbacco91]

classic street bike tommy :P

[mrbillhicks]

Now who do you suppose is more sick in head.. the ape, the guy on the bucket or the fucking A hole filming it all ?

[funkmidg1]

what an ass. If somebody did that to me id kick him in the balls!

[joenuevo]

Dick.

[sshawnn808]

What the fuck, he doesn't even give the guy any money after that crap?

[FrosChannel]

AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN

[udontnoeme05]

he should've jus kick his balls!

[spiderskater3]

this is funny cuz the performer wins, and now the guy looks like an idiot.

[Sento35]

@spiderskater3 LOL he just gives up what a loser

[ambientdweller]

now who's the dummy...

[cheezburgerluver]

nice lightsaber 0_o

[11suppakit]

WTF !?

.....

[SkywardDreams]

Poker face like a boss!

[spareaxe]

Lather.

[nathandr1]

Pokerface

[1948rosa1]

he looks like he never had a childhood only molestations..

[chorusofthewolves]

what a fucking dick head :L LOL

[MrMarch2005]

fat fuck

[yankeegirl2013]

If I was the statue, I would've have punched him in the face and see who got the last laugh then.

[monecute]

crazy asshole!

[perchitas15]

stupid very stupid fuckinng

[keen1boy]

???????????? his crazy

and fuking mad

[CherryAxel]

Um.... wow. wft

[waywelive]

what a fucking buffoon.

[chandlerricci]

what a fucking idiot. he seems like a stupid smartass.

[Resifane]

fat dumb ass

[dallased25]

fail



[fiviifjj]

Hah! That guy is the missing link! xD

[martinezkid98]

i would have been funny if it was actually a real statue not a street performer LOL

[zAdrenalizedGamingz]

@martinezkid98 hahhahahahha nice one! thumbs up!

[13triki]

Good monkey imitation! Sounds like a female monkey in heat!

[aminuk23]

keep pressing 3 to see a cock up going in and out of his faggot ass.

[MapleCookie5683]

And then he finds out that it's a real statue.

Haha just kidding XD

[JorJorArmany]

The zoo should improve their security system.

[666darkuru]

why is that monkey wearing clothes?

[UnowMe00]

they are a team!

[MichaelJacko20]

gay



[SickSh0ck]

white people...

[ezekyew]

what an idiot.............

[MegaFaisal1975]

He made a fooool of him self HaHaHaHa

[illeststyles]

I wish I was there.

To kick your face and beat you to death.

[ahool69]

hey dude your an ass

[jadenfong13]

fail

[GUVNOR90]

What a fat piggggggg

[windhowl22]

man, does he know how hard IT IS TO STAND STILL???? how unappreciative! meane, but i am glad the statue man could stay still, keep it up!! ( as for that guy...just crawl in a hole...

[troyf424]

hold 5 if u want a handjob

[jrzy49]

I would have elbowed him right in the face.

[JubberScrubber]

pess 2 for a teabag

[Gotriey]

press 5 repeatedly

laugh

[eatmytool1]

i hope that street performer goes and screws with that guy at his job at mcdonalds

[Will02299]

hes such an idiot

[TheTortugaTanker]

That fat fuck is retarded.

[TheJakedavies]

He might of laughed...if it was funny.

[kptaz]

Fat ass

[helli3yte]

i would have kicked that guy in the face and then stayed like that

[glitenin]

@helli3yte If he would've pulled out a Michael Jackson kick to the face that would be amazing.

[paco666ism]

FUCKING FAT GUY , ,

[domusaurea1]

Panson payaso!

[Toizia]

Same guy.. watch?v=mCF-Fh9gPwg&NR=1

[ItzJustJohn360]

Why are the top comments the same always hate that anywaay, if i was the statue i would have slap the shit out of that monkey!

[m4xfl4xst4r]

whos the monkey now

[chop98]

Everybody throw coins for the monkey dancing around the statue.

[ScorpionNani]

Whose the street performer again?

[Usuario01ist]

@ScorpionNani Was thinking the same thing.... ?????

[AlkaZinc]

the awkward moment when the two top comments are the same bwahahaha

[someone2121996]

That's the Real Test for the Statue !!!!

that fat redneck is an idiot.

i would kick that Dumbass in the face !!!

[vanda028]

@someone2121996 there is a video somewhere where the statue actually does that haha

[alitllebitemo]

Ha! He did a little street performance himself!

[Ouchproduction]

You're really mean

It's really hard to do that

[HAZIT1]

jack ass monkey..

[ANormalGuy]

Lolol, i wont cry about him being an ass but rather he just looks retarded.

[coolfcc1]

so who exactly was entertaining who here?? man to statue or statue to man?

[gmanhero]

dick,



[steadybpm]

go back to the trailer park bubba

[johnnyeveryteen3000]

ugly fatso

[2011elcamino]

he is making himself look like an ass instead of the statue....

[KiwiLindekugel]

Well, the performer showed the the extent of his ability to everyone watching. You however, look like a disrespectful idiot. 

[jdnutt8907]

Did you ever see the video of the dog trying to play fetch with a statue?

[KatyKatetheLeeKaylee]

yea...that guy sur eis a baboon...

[LivingStatueMan]

Ηλίθιο.

[oklahomabmxer]

Way to go sir, you just became the biggest ass on YouTube! How do you feel?

[PepJuice]

what a jackass!

[tolis287]

epic fail!!!

[okaminess]

lol Fail!

[TheDominican0285]

I wonder... What encouraged the guy to act like a monkey????

[countryxXxrocks]

you failed!

[paloma4MJ]

strange looking gorilla! I give that human statue credit for not laughing all that time, lol

[GloomFate]

wow that guy has talent, did not even flinch

[haceloo]

how `s the monkey now ? good post !!

[ithinkellishot]

someone please kill me if i have a fat retarded friend like that

[southwoodstock]

@ithinkellishot actually he has mental error.. forgive him.. hahahahha

[shadow1233119]

Man If I was That Statue I would be Dead From Laughing Sooo Hard

[Unicorngirl]

That fat guy is obnoxious and rude; no class whatsoever.. Not only an insult to monkeys, but the human species as well.

[FarmerWyatt]

They should show him a picture of megan fox nude and see what happens hahahaha

[TheBierwas]

Classic fat dumb American tourist with a nice fat lip in, giving Americans a bad name.

[MrMeadfoot]

FAT TOSSER..

[ivansvg]

jajaja fatass

[catcherdevil]

so whos the dick?

[ragdolltwisty]

He is the only one making himself look a like a dick there.

[jc061703]

If I was the statue, I would have hit him in the head and tried not to laugh.

[janiet14]

canada in 20 seconds :)

[ositamisha]

Que gordo mas imbécillll...........

[LivingStatueCompany]

If he tried to do this to one of our performers he'd have got a kick in the nuts.

[ZealDaan]

@LivingStatueCompany well GEEZ you're really nice.

[DaveThePuppetGuy]

Statue Wins!