Kid Eats A Chipotle Burrito Ridiculously Fast

[Freshhhhkathleen]

Gross. And weird.

[michaeljackson5002]

What is weirder scarfing down burritos or talking about hair in a restaurant? IDK

[kareenagirl16]

hahha am i the only one who thinks he's cute Lol :]

[red5kitten]

I want a buritto... It's only rigt u send me a gift card to there for watching this hole thing.

[RScrazzypk3r3]

choke choke choke 

[PersephoneSwimming]

Hmmmmm..... This kid obviously grew up in a home where they had organized family mealtime. If you're like me and my siblings, who ate alone in our rooms or on the stairs or just walking down the street after we stole food, then you would be able to eat much much faster. Stay tuned for my response video, then you will see the meaning of the phrase 'ridiculously fast.'

[xshelwynx]

@PersephoneSwimming I saw your comment about you posting a video of yourself eating a burrito fast. I'd like to see it. I had organized eating until about 10, then I started to just take my food to my room. It's continued to be like that even after I moved out of my parents house.

[PersephoneSwimming]

@xshelwynx Next time I go to Chipotle, the vid will be made. Stay tuned. Meanwhile, I'm trying to find the way to blur out my face. I'm female and possibly almost twice your age, LOL. It's cute for young people, especially guys, to gorge like this, but for me it will be unladlylike and unbecoming to say the least.... Maybe I'll follow your cue and wear a dark hood, too ; )

[k9feces]

Did your ass bleed?

[RScrazzypk3r3]

@k9feces lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Tigerheart08]

Next vid.- Kid has a Chipotle Burrito shit in toilet

[squezey1]

I like how everyone's getting mad in the comments section here. It makes me laugh, thought about feeding the moral trolls on this video but I'm like "no I don't feel like causing an internet shit storm right now. Not worth it."

[DjLeaning]

over indulgence the american way because if a little is good a whole lot has to be better....

[steven11smith]

This is how you eat Taco Bell, not Chipotle.

[TheDetective420]

THIS IS HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EAT FOODS, RETART ~youtube comments

[HamTheSplunker]

fat fat americans!! cant just enjoy food :(...

[Buhnanaas]

meanwhile in kenya...



[NinjaAntx]

this is a lot simpler than it looks, you just gotta swallow without chewing

[UltimateGameHacking]

he can die like that

[arisdages]

@UltimateGameHacking he is already dead!

[ohiostatebuckman47]

@dodgerider26 :your right you couldnt of said it any better

[dodgerider26]

That was pretty quick but I think it defeats the purpose... it's like trying to masturbate the fastest. Congrats but who cares... you just screwed yourself out of a great experience, pardon the language.

[WoWbob396]

this is how fast I normally eat my burritos

[spencyb11]

Hahaa like 2 seconds in to him eating I heard Dane go "you suck" hahahaha

[macjunkie1986]

Um the rest of his freinds sound like a bunch of assholes. His voice is nice though

[tgbryce]

pussy

[01077448731]

@Scarface25ify you must be as fat as fuck lol

[TsatirisHD]

i could eat it in like 30 seconds

[borismontoya136]

Slow as fuck...

[tsns1]

Hahahahaha

[IrishFig]

Am I the only one here who is using this to fill herself up because she starves herself?

[AIienware]

my goldfish could have finish that faster than him...... out of the tank

[TheKatyLady1]

god you guys are ass holes to him

[ofSandandSound]

@sptaugner How about 33 bagels in less than 6

[grimleemer]

wtf you're supposed to savor all the different flavors eat slower you bastards

[JiGsAwMoFo]

That's not fast, I have friends who can eat that in literally seconds 

[OhMGeeFrogblast]

Pause @ 2:19 Derp

[phantomshawty]

disgusting

[peepeevagi]

A hipsterfag eats a chipotle burrito. If he can swallow that much burrito, he's got to be able to swallow even more cock.

Actually i'm just jealous >.<

[G0FlyAKite1]

What a waste. No time to enjoy that burrito.

[TheSloshedAJ]

@G0FlyAKite1 i know i did it faster than this vid 58 seconds flat and was able to enjoy it

[BloodTimmay499]

i want gold wrapping :p

[CuteyErin1]

they have big buns for sandwichs at Walmart. Together they are like a burger with 4-6 pburger slabs on it. Add a few slices of turkey,ranch,3 slices of cheese ( any kind probably swiss and cheddar ) and lettuce to it....its have the size of your heead, barely fit your mouth around it. Me-....finished it under 2 minutes.

[Daghead]

"huddup"

[pcb815]

are you a boy or girl

[anthonya2173]

this burrito looks amazing



[Scarface25ify]

@sptaugner ok

[Scarface25ify]

@sptaugner I will but it wont be burritos, it will be a different food

[Scarface25ify]

@sptaugner I know i could!

[stevenchang13]

huh....!!!ok !

[LOVEnotWAR182]

you should race someone else with him

[LOVEnotWAR182]

i want chpoltle so bad right now