THE NOOSE Season 3 Taxi Drivers Learn French EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW

[ProjectElf]

0:25 simi farm ar? xD

1:10 isn't he nicholas le fung?

2:08 why must chut so many pattern xD

[RSAFPAU33]

Thumps up if u are a Singaporean!

[sangjun80]

I'm a froggy and work in S'pore. French teaching field ... hilarious video :) loved it

[millionaire394c]

talented

[derektan100upgraded]

Condom medium! Lol!

[jasmineismean]

OMG ZOOEY DESCHANEL!! HAHAHAHAA

[jasmineismean]

hahahaha funny shitttttttttttttttttt

[pookiemeis]

I love the Noose - well done Media Corp!

[dogluver360]

Haha! La cai tao kuey!

[PeachyNUJ]

TALK ANG MOH

[Vanpersiethiha]

hahaha



[L1mZH]

I laugh until lie on the ground

[kStep2G]

the new condom minium LOL

[MrTitus93]

I wonder if there's any Caucasian watching this?

[Slowico]

Ich verstehe das nicht wirklich, finde es aber sehr gut was Du da machst. Gruß Dietmar

[Aaronmogi]

wahaha must le this la that!! lol

[bocahnggabru]

@0:55 the new condommmmmmmminium,, lmao

[itedino]

alvin ong and nicholas le fung brothers??

[feralist]

I think La Ville is pronounced as 'La Vi' (the L should be silent)

... but then again I'm not french, so hey guess what I shouldn't care in the first place xD

[ChrisHenniker]

@feralist I did a Year of Spanish and "LL" is prounounced as a Y.

[JohnRiemannSoong]

it's LE chateau goddammit

j/k

[texas224]

damn.. nice french imitation by Jacques.

[trainerking75]

1:38 bloody puckers

[trainerking75]

1:42 STUPIAK NAME !!!!!! stupid +piak lol

[xueru]

Is Jacques really speaking french? lol.. if he's imitating, well he's really damn good.

[TheBathroombear]

Delifrance~

[BrendaXiaoghuii]

LOL LA CHAI DAO KUAY. AHAHAHAHA

[feverpitchxx]

the cabbie has really typical hong kong accent haha,

[TheSingaporeWorld]

"why must chut so many kinds of names?"

LMAOOO

[LRyuugaHideki]

Alaric as the taxi driver talked like Papajumba XD

[kaweejay]

5555555 stupid et piakkk = stupiak lol

[cityboyz1uk]

I laughed so hard at the Chai tao kuay part. Another victory for The Noose - BRAVO!!

[73177317]

La cai Tao kuay (carrot cake) lol!!!

[rykalbapakkau]

2:34 "DELIFRANCE"....LOL WTF??? HAHAHA!!!

[boonkiatpek]

STUPIAK!!

[TheSingaporeWorld]

Jacques Ooi with french accent. taxi driver with hong kong accent. Molly say condom-minium.

Best vid ever.

[missnegativethoughts]

La chai tow kuay!!!! Haha!!!!

[KhidirD2K]

La Fei Li.... isnt that means molest?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[DotASnIpeRtiN]

LOL DELIFRANCE

[Xiaoqiao190]

1:34 to 1:40 He said"Go after those blady buggers!" XD

[MegaLabman1]

DELIFRANCE HA! LOL

[48sweetgurl]

Stupid + Piak = STUPIAK!!

[dominicsoon]

why does the taxi driver have a hong kong accent?

[fatez1987]

stupid + PIAK!!!!!!!

[DragonBonder]

LA CHATEAU QUAY --> LA CAI TAO KUEY

[funboy741]

@DragonBonder

Means Carrot cake

[iAmAntheaKoh]

LOL.Why must le this lah then le that lah

[TalkingTom09]

at 1:03 she said garelly instead of art gallery!



[PilotOfTime]

Hong kong accent...lol

[CrazyPants84]

Did he say bloody f@#ker at 1:38

[taehnkim]

What accent is this?

[Xinyue2001]

LOL

[kenny07101994]

HAHA! Delifrance

[p4rtT1me0tAku]

1:38 bloody fkr

[polinh1]

An Beng condom-inumim

[ReyLaerus]

you guys noticed something? this was the only segment where Jacques pronounced his name correctly... LOLLOL!

[whotaughtyou]

CIA WANTED JUDGES

[klmasi]

delifrance!

[kokhlovsky]

Hahahahahha... its damn funny!!! xD

[mxgirl918]

LOL i bet Alaric Tay learned "bloody bugger" from his uni days in Australia! xD

[1997zc]

c'est amusant xD

[VeryFatTurtle]

simi farm huh

[chocomei1992]

En lai can speak french

[ChrisHenniker]

"The Noose" is so well written that I'd love to write and ask if I can contribute something. With the Olympics coming up next year, I have the local knowledge that could be an advantage. Just imagine Barbarella trying to get on the Beach Volleyball team and ending up on an East end sink estate, thinking it's part of the Olympic Village, then seeing someone shooting up smack (to her disgust). She's a decent girl really, if somewhat innocent about the world.

[aitkensE04xXxRecon]

Jacque's fake french accent is annoying.

[OZIL5577]

Molly Tan:I ask the taxi river take me to the new condom...minium the Art arh,the Art.I say the Art,he take me to the Art garelly.LOL!

[sabby123456789]

I want the part where they say "La chai tow kway" as my ringtone.

[4AsianGuys]

This must be the funniest episode. if anyone has a funnier episode to show me. reply me the link. thx!

[indieemopunkrockers]

@4AsianGuys the noose siow brothers pte ltd! very funny!!



[Gairhym]

"eh eh u talk ang moh u talk ang moh" LOLOLOL

[AnonymousMe1989]

the new..condom-miniom hahaha :)

[cix15169]

hahaha condommmmmmminium!

[asimolive]

La Susi

La Vili

La Chai Tao Quay.

[evomakemanyrevo]

La Sushi La Vili La Chai Tao Kweh

[seunghyoGC]

Molly Tan: " SIAO ONE."

HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!­!!

[HolyGirl]

if u see the right hand side it linked to annoying orange...hahaha seriously..

[DXgodlab]

Lah sushi, lah ville, lah cai tao queh

[friendlybear20]

SO FUNNY STUPIAK IS STUPID + PIAK!

[azziej77]

Roflmao!! Si mi farm ah??!!! One of the best Noose bit! Shows an extremely talented team!!!kudos!!

[unmaskedxuanren]

Teacher: Bonjo! Student: Delifrance!!!!

[TheLocalDJ]

LOOOOOOOL ZOOEY DESCHANEL

[Acezstar]

"eh eh you talk angmo you talk angmo" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

[mrzkable]

stupid + piak = stupiak LOL

[Iamtheanimeluver]

la chai tau kwei!!

[xboredBITCH]

LOL, art garrely.

[Joellecly2]

WAH, THEIR ENGLISH VERY CHEEM HOR>>> JKKK!!!! XD

[ItsTooz]

Molly Tan: That tum ah i ask the taxi river tek me to the new condommm mi nium at the thomson call the art lah the art i tell him the art uh then he take me to the uh the art garely siao one.

[ElevationLowJJ]

Kim Chiong Hil driving a cab.

[zinlinmaung]

new condom minium at 57:00 ... so funny...

[elmo8485]

ROFLMAO Kill me. Now. Nevermind, I already died laughing.

[cadeau36]

awesome, i loke this vid.

[kaching555]

La Susie La Villea La Chai Tau Kway LMFAO!

[fiveloavestwofishes]

haha. love the french accent.. but la chateau quay isn't exactly correct in french. should be le chateau. and quay is spelt as "quai" in french and is pronounced as "kay". :)

[thelonelygirlheart]

all this bloody what?

[Anders725]

Funny! HAHA?

[FRENZYbunny]

What did Zooey said when the class said la chai tow quey?

[s978435630f]

Lol cai dao kueh

[Liciouszx3]

Stupiad. HAHAHA (Y)

[dothebekahagain]

Chateau quay:)

[arhmal]

LOL Enlai has an excellent command of French. :D

[bittterswit]

@arhmal I think he lived in Canada previously? He must have picked up French from there..

[arhmal]

@bittterswit Ohhh hahha thanks for the info :D

[bittterswit]

@arhmal U're welcome! =)

[reddevilz07]

some people just cant take jokes. breathe people, this is the noose

[MrKeithcwk]

LOL. Condom-Minium 0:54

[MrTitus93]

@MrKeithcwk Hahaha! She hilarious

[SwIsSyRocks]

Taxi Driver Alvin Ong is known as Nicholas Le Fong in noose season 4

[msgseed]

hahhas you know wads stoopiak? its stupid + piak

[haorengo]

People complaint so much, why don't you people go be taxi drivers since your so great.

[elgnaixauhc]

6 person dated french girls.

[CRonaRox]

Delifrance.



[LOUi5AA]

GARRELLY . LOL .

[paramex]

FUCKING PRETENTIOUS PEOPLE.

[ihateCambodiasuck]

hahaahahah

[CuteAufhebenDawn]

Chinese taxi drivers english sucks. Their results are U-graded.

[KidK3nt]

@CuteAufhebenDawn this is meant to be a joke , if u can't see it as a joke , u should just don't comment and hate .

[CuteAufhebenDawn]

@KidK3nt i won't hate the funny show and taxi drivers. but i think the taxi drivers have to work hard and to be trained well for their english. anyway those people are just acting well.

[MrChrisShi]

Taxi drivers (chinese people) can't pronounce very well. their english flang -_-

La Suisse ----------------- La Susie

La Ville --------------------- La Villi

La Chateau Quay ------- La Chai Tau Kway

Results: That's Totally disappointment -_-

[MrChrisShi]

@MrChrisShi sorry i mean their english FLUNG -.-

[winteryeve]

@MrChrisShi as if u can pronounce chinese well

[youtiaomei]

La Chateau Quay becomes La Chai Tau Kway (Carrot Cake) ! LOL!

[makishou]

funniest episode yet. more more more

[jtchelsea26]

NEVER EATEN FRENCH FRIES? STOP LYING! hahaha. ok, not the main point.

[winfeeling]

Chua Enlai is really good at mocking different accents....!

[devilmorphine]

1:04 Siao wan ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA <3<3<3

[wieli]

Le this le that. Haha!

[ladygaga1050]

i hate these taxi drivers....so..kinda low class.i love french.is their fault they cant say!XD

[danieldbird]

"Wat aht!, don anyhow say aht ah!

Da name of the condo ah, every taxi driver aso know is call, ahtei

condominium, if she tell me she wan to go ahtei condo i confirm know

how to go one!

Anny-how say ah.."

Best!

[DaJi150]

are you talking ang moh anot? lols!!

[hAhan17]

Simi farm ah?

[timlawgalaxy]

lol

[justicewither]

Merci Beaucoup.. Ooo La la...Bonjour....DELIFRANCE

[kimberxz]

Love the hongkong accent

[SilverLeeParker]

gallery = garelly ? HAHAHA (Y)(Y)(Y) !!!!

[geostaphio]

chateau quay = chai tau kweh HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

[555vidman]

@geostaphio chai tao kuay means carrot cake lololololol



[MichealxJordan]

'condom'inium

[syafiqpakaji]

Anyhow say ah ... HAHA ,

[1997zc]

mon dieu!

[takoyakix3]

i laughed so bad, my mucus came out. LOL.

[GKTYYY]

STUPIAK. LOL.

[ArmaniAngelz]

HAHAHAHAHA

[DazzledDreams]

La sushi!

La Vi-li (?)

La Chai tao kway

!!! LOL the way they say the words are funny and STUPIAK!

[Singapom888]

"Boon Lay condo - so beautiful..." LOL

[reverse342]

delifrance! hahaha

[03Tmac1]

anyhiow say arr.. 1:16

[renjie1989]

1:38 rocks

[fional1212]

WHY MUST LE THIS THEN LE THAT ARH?!hahaha

[nirra]

la cha tao kueeh!! ahahahahaha.lmao..stupid-piak! hahahahah

[Deil2402]

@2:31 - "Merci beaucoup.. Oo lah lah.. Bonjour.. DELIFRANCE!!" Haha.. Random shit.. Lol..

[hztadrian]

"condom...minium"

la chai tao kueh!! hahahaha

[looklook126]

xia mi fam ah?

[KevinFoo20]

siao one...<can't stop laughing!

[MrBtrrocks]

Wa damn funny lor.....

[TheNimrod]

He speak like Yan Can Cook,So Can You.

[Dark3nMii3]

At 1:40 the reporter's hand was shaking hard!! Bet he/she was laughing at that taxi driver! haha!

[querida1314]

i love all the roles played by alaric tay! HAHAHHA

[Karliang]

Haha ZOOEY DESCHANEL!

[TheRibenaGina]

you know what it stupiak? Stupiak is stupid and piak put together :D ah I teach you new word today! LOL

[SuperFireDragon1515]

Haha bloody parker ha so funny

[eve22112]

is the taxi driver supposed to be a honkie?

[miuSS501]

"siao one" i laugh real hard at that man

[guiguifeng]

WA LAO HOW CAN ANYONE DISLIKE THIS VIDEO?!

[xironimoh]

0:52 Molly Tan says "...take me to the new condom-mium...." thats funny....and then 1:19 Alvin Ong say "anyhow say ah" ‎2:35: bon jour and someone says Deli France...lol

[mrlanjiao]

LA CHAI TOW KWAY!!!!!! LOLLLL!!!!!!

[farfella91]

FRICKEN HILARIOUS!!!

"that time ah, i ask the taxi river to take me to the new condom *jerks* minium at the Thomson called the Art ah, the Art. I tell him the Art ah, then he take me to ah, the ART GARRELY. SIAO WAN. *makes face* This is more hilarious than Rebecca Black's Friday. XDXDXD

[ilovehotcookies]

then he take me to the art garelly. HAHAHAHAHHA

[MrWahaha97]

Let me tell u what happened. Press the number shown to you on your keyboard in the video as u read it.

(1) A french woman took a cab.

(3) Went to art gallery.

(8) She taught the taxi driver condomin. names.

(5)( 6)And says she's stupiak and tries to explain the meaning of it. and claims she's "beautiful".

(9) She wants the taxi driver to take responsibility for it,

[AwesomeBlueberryPie]

Michelle Chong for Star Awards 2011!

[soloboy555]

Delifrance. HAHAHAHAHHA