31 Horror Movies in 31 Days 2.0: WITCHCRAFT 7 (1995)

[SaintCrowbar]

One thing I love about this one is they blatantly break the "vampires can't be outside during the day" rule, then go back to following it later in the movie.

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

@SaintCrowbar look that there wan no SUn light,so the vampire can't be burned out.

[finbomartini]

1:57 - he's really grieving for his failed acting career.

[nonconformityrising]

I find myself confused why this was even written......

[MrJohndoakes]

I think we can blame the "X-Files" for the change from two male detectives to the new setup; they needed to go further and give them new knockoff "X-Files" names (Boulder and Skullet?) for it to really work. But then this is a "Witchcraft" sequel; having film in the camera was a special effect for these clunkers.

[vanderzarth]

They were to lazy to think of new names for the cops.

[paiholl]

ACTING!

[monsterviolence]

Yea, the director was definately on drugs when filming this movie.

[MdP2]

Looks like one of the cops had plastic surgery while his partner had a sex change...

Since Will Spanner's demise in this movie was so shitty, I wonder if they were already planning on bringing him back for a sequel...

...Hmm... Maybe not...

[DEP717]

Surgery or joined hair club for men.. or got a mullet wig!

[kutiepie101]

Too bad he comes back to life sort of in 9

[bobolob]

Clearly his mom didn't give him enough strength.

[TehPetri]

tell us what you really think

[KralleCR]

...im so conFUSED! why did that wood break?! that makes no sense. and why was a fight where the main character dies so anticlimactic? just watching this makes me pissed. im going to go punch a pillow

[angelus4282]

1:57-3:13 Looks like he doesn't know whether to cry or vomit. Really, he should leave the getting physically ill part to anyone exposed to this level of amateurish acting.

[discoder]

"You want severance? I'll give you severance."

That scene always splits my sides.

[Lowtiercomputer]

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCK?

[boredandwise]

theres a type of human being that without the common internet movie resources to search for movie reviews or the will to do light research to find out how a movie was , who ; amongst the dread of relapse back into regular human life during the weekends after working all week straight , found themselves yearning to have an identity resembling their past as a child or teenager or better "identity-times" that bought/rented movies just based on their title and/or cover..one of them...witchcraft

[mowingthefrontlawn]

If only the tagline on the Witchcraft 7 poster told the truth...

[Treblaine]

I'd have to say, being bad, cheesy or low budget is not a real problem.

But being half assed like this film, that's just about as bad as a film can be as there isn't even anything to make fun of.

[spasticclown]

Seriously Watercooler Dude - STOP DOING THIS TO YOURSELF. I beg you man. You don't have to watch any more of these freakin' awful movies for us man. Really. Whatever sins you might have committed you've paid for them and more. I can't stand to watch you suffer like this. It's horrible, just horrible.

[porthpatho78]

WHat I dont understand about the stabbing is how the stake separated leaving them lying apart. Shouldnt they just die lying on top of one another

[OldBoyPhilosopher]

3:50 - maybe the most ridiculous and amateurish stabbing scenes of all time. i wouldn't be able to watch just 2 of these films without loosing my mind.

[Jezthesiren]

Seriously, you must have the patience of a saint and a hell of an endurance to match, because I could not have made it that far in the Witchcraft series.

[StoneColdSergio]

I think at this point they were solely relying on the name of Witchcraft to sell tapes, rather than coherently continue the story... if any.

[SawMovieTShirts]

Yeah, these movies are pretty lame.

[SlashPrower34]

God, the series just goes on and on and on...

[byrnesmp]

I honestly thought he was gagging and about to throw up with all the "Gaaa!"-ing.

And Mattteus, I have no idea how I'm ever going to use "one of them kinky double-ended vampire stakes" in a conversation, but I'm going to make damn well I do as soon as possible.

[Mattteus]

that's going to be an awesome conversation

[mediageneration65]

2:15 best acting ever!

[bossenhei]

this movies kick ass!!

[Mattteus]

maybe it's me but I don't think a man that, while standing over his mother's(?) grave, craps in his hand, rubs it on his face and then shouts "GIVE ME STRENGTH!" should be the hero of any movie.

wait... if he stabbed her with the pointed end and she then hugs him, wouldn't that just force it through her even more? or was it one of them kinky double-ended vampire stakes? rrrowr!

[MrPrestoTV]

bwhahahaha!!!! You rule!

[theinflator]

But what do you really feel? Anyway, what does Witchcraft have to do with Vampires?

[cleanstar]

not the dreaded death hug!

[Chainshred]

when im sad and cant produce emotion i rub dirt on my face too!  How can you stand to watch these witchcraft movies lol?

[Damnitscloudy]

Rubbing guacamole on your face does not enhance strength.

[johnmalenko]

2:18 hahahaha

[lolitsmanuel]

this movie looks so bad. when he gives bruce that hug he caught the steak in his arm pit! the one big steak turned into two little ones which were in the heart of both of them... hahaha!

[poinoup]

I hear it took 49 takes for him to "cry" and say "Give me strength." proper.

[everettvonscott]

When he was 'crying' I couldn't help but think they hired someone that was mentally handicapped. But then I realized I've seen better actors from the handicapped.

[fluffyman85]

Funny how none of the actors that play the main guy can't maintain any weight to their big emotional scenes.

[wallienator27]

13 ghosts is also horrible to

[luckynumero13]

i dont think it comes close to equaling any of the witchcraft series on the horrible scale. in fact, i wouldn't even say it was horrible. i remember being quite entertained.

[BATCHARRO]

Avocado  mask time!

[cancerbero8]

They didn't even bother renaming the girl detective? Why? Why would they do that?!

[SwantonSexBomb]

4:40 Some actors should never be allowed to hold a weapon. Who the hell paid for this garbage?

[Wesredfield]

god damn theres 7 of these

[TipsyCerulean]

Don't cry....hold the crying till Witchcraft 7. That will make you weep like a baby.

[Ninety9Soulz]

It looked like he was taking a dump when he was trying to cry

[GoblinXXX]

I was thinking more like passing a kidney stone.

[Chickengirl005]

woooow the scene with him crying at the grave was just..beyond terrible....

and i loved how she checked his pulse to see if he was still alive when he had a giant stick coming out of his heart..yeah as if he still could be alive.

[GaPchGal]

I refuse to watch any movie which misspells Judgment. End of story.

[FungoBoy]

judgement is an acceptable spelling in britain...

[GaPchGal]

That was a joke that Chuck would have gotten. I guess I need to remember to use a winking face all the time to denote humor. Geez...

[FungoBoy]

;-)

[GROB410]

lol MAAhuh 2:14

[GoblinXXX]

Moose call

[merlincwalk]

what da fuuaaaQ xD xD .

[spoonerd11]

you should review some movies like mirrors silent hill

these movies are absolutely terrible i cant believe they even became movies

[flashrobbie]

Telling that they should be reviewed by someone who creates these for Youtube and does it with better production values that the film. Having a great 31 days - thank you.

[sykoticfox]

That's not how you apply a mid pack...

[MikuMech]

God man, why do you put yourself through that shitstorm?

[maddog015]

Almost through all of these garbage movies. I know you can survive it--or will you?

[5150times]

Is the same director in All of them? because is the same cheap quality!lol

[Steoandnoodles]

Worst crying ever. haha :D

[saiyajingabe]

Did they just decide to try and produce this movie blindfolded...without having seen the previous versions?

[BaldurandVali]

Wow, that film is awful

[thornisdan]

LOL they get worse