Monty Python - Court sketch

[Tiptoptopgearis]

No, sorry it's more like.. "with a chuff, chuff, chuff. With a chuff..chuff?...

chuff..." *SACK*

[Tiptoptopgearis]

"With a chuff... Chuff?"

[KissyRee]

7:05 is hilarious....

[murielsartre]

I sure did that thing.

[oOFranCescA2080oO]

i love them! I wanted to be born in the 60s and in England

[computernerd1101]

"...

If I were not in the CID, a window cleaner, me.

...

With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub, I'd sing this merry song."

That sounds like an existential contradiction. If Dim were a window cleaner, he wouldn't sing this song about how he wishes he were a window cleaner, because he'd actually be one.

It's not a complete existential contradiction because it is possible (however daft) to wish to be something you already are (assuming that being the same thing twice is redundant).

[PeterRoeder31]

The words are: if I were not in the CID I would like to be a window cleaner. There´s nothing else to it semantically.

[HeatherRawriee]

Woah. Your brain is, like, huge. I'm just content enough with watching Graham dancing around ^.^

[computernerd1101]

I'm not complaining. I like existential contradictions. I think they're funny.

I have never heard the term "existential contradiction" in my life.

[computernerd1101]

Why did deadparrot77 cut the posted video right before the knight followed through with the chicken-slapping? Or did that happen in the actual sketch?

[deadparrot77]

I didn't - it finishes with the chicken on his head.

[computernerd1101]

You're right. After taking a closer look, I realized that the end-of-video related-videos panel appears too quickly to get a good look at the last half-second.

[deathbinder]

Cleese is brilliant, "with a chuff chuff chuff and a chuff chuff chuff ........ chuff? .......whooo?" love at the end, he is like "chuff (no?)..... whoo (no?)" hehe

[PeterRoeder31]

It´s a good sketch but Eric is spitting when he says "freedom".

[Endrawnia]

what was it that cleese says when he firsts enters the room?

[vonbontee]

He says "Sorry I'm late, m'lud, I couldn't find a kosher car-park"

[EmpireEarthII]

"It's only a bloody parking offense."

[Endrawnia]

"i swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so anyway..." LMFAO

[ragnarok993]

"to what aspect must the drowsy Apricot be tied!"

"Aowii"

[ScareMeSexy71]

for all its brilliance...it takes 8 mins to get one laugh from the live audience

[12punisher12]

So they already laugh at 0:40 but you didn't hear that did you?

[punjabitouch89]

with a ruba dab dab and a scruba dab dab

[anton1990]

Graham Chapman is brilliant as always.

[sanjaybrown]

london is so beautiful this time of year

[ericthefrootbat]

OMG, I love John Cleese! Haha, the ending was amazing!

also: "You are too clever for us naughty people." I crack up every time I hear that! :D

[GAF1987]

wtf that was insane i luv python

[dorekatja]

"FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM!" "it's only a bloody parking offence" =D =D

[backupnameplease]

i love all Grahams bits in this one-especially the song =P

[SwedishMovieMaker]

it's not a rabbit it's a chicken! the chicken knight

[Heroesjunkie23]

Dim of the yard! LMAO!

[pockypurse]

I like John Cleese's expressions throughout the entire thing. xD When Chapman's presenting, he's like, 'o^o!'

[conorsola]

yeah that's soo great!!! his face!!! :D

[Endrawnia]

i love Grahm Chapman in this "I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so anyway.."

[notkwiteapirate]

Curse you inspector dim! You are too clever for us naughty people.

lol

[Mysterioux]

Omg, Cleese at the end! xD

And.. a kinght and a dead rabbit? Love it.

Palin was hot here. :3

[RennyRe]

that's so fucking senseless XD

[FloggingPuppets]

Haha.

The end is the best.

[hlluffer]

i actually found this one a little bit boring

[locusts2eh2]

This is my favorite show of all time.

[anton1990]

This is one of my favorite sketches, rest in peace Graham.